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Yungmilio2: lol
you can help me by telling her to give me her number

Nna mehn! The hustle is real.

FrancisTony: You frequent Romance, Family and Phone.

What about mine?

lol! Me thinks it's the sections you last visited.

You frequent Religion, Education and Diaries sections.

I have a follower who frequents Sexuality, Religion, Romance

Religion dey middle faa

@UJSIZZLE

Here,

https://www.nairaland.com/1796843/dyg-nified#24417563

UjSizzle: It is


@your siggy.
Mind explaining? Does a person need to be 'great' before practicing humility?

I almost changed it yesterday even .

One doesn't need to be 'great' but 'great' people are usually expected to be humble. And most not so great people are usually humble for the sake of being humble. The humility being displayed is rather pretentious.

The true test of humility is when you're great and can keep up with it. I MADE THAT UP.

I'm not against humility. I'm humble myself to an extent. I don't go out of my way pleasing people so I can be called humble.

UjSizzle: I've been good. Thank you
Trust you had a great week.

Yeah Yeah. Fairly okay week. Your weekend is going fine I hope.

UjSizzle: Hi. Read the OP.

Hello Uju. How have you been?

Doing that.

obayaya:

I good na.. Macintosh to the rescue + I had dedicated bedspreads for sleeping at night coupled with waking up before the rising bell.

E no easy bros

lol! Na the smell dey vex me pass.

Once I wake up and see wetness I go just siddon put my head for hand and be like "Again? I don did it"

Na the only thing me and my popc dey everly fight on

What's happening here?

Thanks Chibikwe for considering me cute

obayaya: You retired early o

Omo, Na SS2 I hang boot o. And I was a boarding school

lmao! SSS2? You dey ball o

freshdude2: Exactly. And this is how foolishness is perpetuated. Do the guy and his family think so lowly of themselves that they'll beg a dog to go back to its vomit? It's disgusting. These are the kind of women that sleep with other men for meatpie and Malta Gold, not even Amstel Malta. Shior.

Lmao @ Amstel Malta

I went through all the therapies possible; peeing inside fire, waking me up twice to thrice at nights, eating dinner as early as 6pm before I retired at age 11.

So much craze about marriage. These days, it's not even worth the hype. Some people do not even last ten months in matrimony.

1) What was the last book you read? The Pelican Brief - John Grisham
2)How Old will you be at your next birthday? - Older noni
3) What do you love more than anything - Myself
4)What is your song of the week - Dunno really
5)Do you still watch cartoons? - Was never a cartoon freak.
6)Have you ever gotten into a fight? - On Nairaland? Yes. I'm gentle out there so NO
7)Favourite food? - Beans
Are you lazy? - Yes. Very on a very good day.
9)Are you afraid of heights - Yes. Very.
10)Zodiac sign - Aries
11) Favorite thing ever - My Tablet.
12) Can you die for anyone? Next abeg.
13)Ever been in love? - I am in love
14)Do you miss anyone right now - Yes.
15)Who was the last person to call you? - My girlfriend.
16)Last crush? - A Nairalander, Sarimah.
17)If you could have one super power what would it be? - I don't know. I'm greedy like that.
18)What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other? - What you talking about?
19)can you go bungee jumping? - Abeegi!
20)most stressful thing you've ever done? - Recently? Carried two buckets of water up a two storey building.

Tags: Obayaya, Claireshan, Mizmycoli.

Aaaaaannnd

Ladystewie

You just won't know what to say on some threads

Nobody wishes to work like a clock. But a large percentage of people aren't their own bosses.

Dem born you well make you no the work wey your boss send you?

Spotless180: if unilorin was d only school in Nigeria, i would rather sit at home. pls stop asking childish question ok? i have already made my comment and if it doesn't go down well with u, better do the needful i.e hug the nearest transformer or look for hammer to break ur head.

This explains why you will continue to sit at home.

I was hoping to hold a really intellectual argumentative conversation with you but you went full-throttle down the insulting way.

God will help you.

Ladystewie: yepp
with ma baby boo dygeasy

mstik: wow
am happy for you lool

Ladystewie: lol
i neva reach dt one ooh
but am more boo

mstik, i sight you
where av u been

that's enough for me

Holy Lord




Ladystewie, can you possibly match this? Even if na for dream


Please tell me you're more.

Spotless180: unilorin is nt a school. tribalism reigns there and they are too full of themselves. it is not a school worth going. nonsense.

Define Tribalism

Yungmilio2: for where!
nah AT be big boss nah
real OBO

well, this session must sha make sense...

Yungmilio2: choi
omo I miss RoadStand of
although the tin dey finish money gan especially the Goat Meat matter
the tin save boys for some weeks sha
the session RoadStand go get him own budget o

na u be big boy na

Yungmilio2: I wonder o
All does malo babes
Does kanuris, fulanis
Does adamawa and bauchi chicks not maiduguri o
I never even see any from abj o
Be like nah
Ghost Mode o
And
How dat iya alakara pikin nah
Big smile

lol! No be small thing o.

The Alakara babe? Na u I suppose dey ask na. Looking forward to those nights of buying akara and getting extra. Lol!

And roadside...chai! Those ones first then we can know what's to do in UNILORIN next session.

Sometimes I wonder if girls actually apply to UNILORIN. We haven't counted 10 babes on this thread. Kilode?

The funny thing is girls yapa for campus. Why dem no dey here?

.

For so long she was driving a volkswagon golf until 2005 that we bought her a BMW
X3 and she still refused to drive it for many months until she was begged to use it so that we can be blessed.

Imagine!

If I dash you gift and you no use am, no be for another day? I go dash the person gift again?

Very ridiculous set of people.

The Oyakhilomes' divorce case ain't my business but the _bullshit their allies are saying ain't just it.

Nonsense and ingredients.

EnterPRO: lol! he buys for his friends and family, and possibly girlfriends too!

Check your mail please.

LOL!

LaRoyalHighness: Patience won't kill you Bro... Love making na fried rice? They are fun stuffs you guys can do together while waiting for wifey to come around. *childbirth ain't beans for some people... some are easy and some ain't.

Goodluck!

As you talk that fried rice na hin that food dey hungry me.

And very soon, the morgues would be overflowing with corpses.

If we are really concerned with containing ebola, best bet, do an autopsy on each corpse and release to the family if it's a non-ebola death. It's no brainer. What's the point piling up corpses? Waste of space and resources.

All these directors of this and that, I sometimes wonder if they're ever thinking. The goverment is just as clueless. Dumbos!