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FamilyRe: Throw-back Tuesday by DyingFetus: 9:31am On Oct 17, 2023
Ahnie booty 404
FamilyRe: I Need Mature Advice, Please by DyingFetus: 9:27am On Oct 17, 2023
Kys whóre , you're nothing more than a pathetic worthless piece of shit


You're not a virgin , you're a fckn whoré
CrimeRe: My Experience With One Chance Guys In Abuja by DyingFetus: 9:22am On Oct 17, 2023
misscjkeyz:
You must be retarded for making such a stupid comment.
You're nothing but a C0cksucker
RomanceRe: I Weep For Nigerian M£N!!!!! by DyingFetus: 9:02am On Oct 17, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
ßR0k£ man,,,, cry me a river grin grin grin
I'll butcher you into pieces and feed your flesh to my pet civet


You'd make a great dinner
RomanceRe: Why Do Intelligent, Smart, Big Dreams Young Ladies, Tend To Marry Late? by DyingFetus: 8:39am On Oct 17, 2023
Op it's you're on cheap drugs from ya presidiot
RomanceRe: Please What Does Dis Dream Mean? by DyingFetus: 8:33am On Oct 17, 2023
You're going to raped by a gang of dudes one by one
RomanceRe: How Do People Who Pickup Hook Up Girls Get Erection? by DyingFetus: 8:32am On Oct 17, 2023
I rather be a rapist than fûck a whôre
RomanceRe: Guys, I'm Heart Broken. by DyingFetus: 8:27am On Oct 17, 2023
It's not too late


Take a sip of sniper or find rope do the needful before you regret it
FamilyRe: My Wife Complains When I Touch Her by DyingFetus: 8:26am On Oct 17, 2023
Take it by force oga Simp


Next time you and her are in the room alone
Tear her clothes and insert asap without wasting time
RomanceRe: Apologize To A Part Of Your Body You've Overused. by DyingFetus: 8:24am On Oct 17, 2023
My hands



I'm sorry for the number of whôres you got rid of and also excessive use of Vaseline
RomanceRe: Weight Loss Journey. Before And After* Pics by DyingFetus: 8:21am On Oct 17, 2023
You're still fat


Embark on intermittent fasting for a month or so and see changes not this gym nonsense

I'm 74 and I'm way too skinny then you would imagine
RomanceRe: Why Is Marriage Ceremony So Scarce In Nigeria These Days by DyingFetus: 8:19am On Oct 17, 2023
A lot of men are becoming fággots while most women like ahnie are becoming single mothers
CrimeRe: Woman Commits Suicide After Her Groom-To-Be Died One Week To Their Wedding by DyingFetus: 4:11pm On Oct 16, 2023
She did the right thing



At least she won't be in this shit hole called NG
PoliticsRe: Petrol: Oil Marketers Shut Filling Stations As Scarcity Spreads To Lagos, Enviro by DyingFetus: 4:10pm On Oct 16, 2023
Nigerians should loot filling stations now more than ever


Target the likes of NNPC, ExxonMobil, MRS etc.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Loses Temper, Threatens To Fight In Europe by DyingFetus: 3:38pm On Oct 16, 2023
Zazu opor


My favourite artist for life



Burna boy doesn't come close
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Dilemma Of An Accountant by DyingFetus: 3:30pm On Oct 16, 2023
Just resign from that bûllshit job, it adds no meaning to your life


Take time to think about your pathetic worthless life


There are a lot of ways to get dough and live happily


Do you want to keep working for an arséhole that don't give af if you're dead
TravelRe: Memoirs From Chile by DyingFetus: 2:34pm On Oct 16, 2023
MatrixReloaded:
Jokes apart, you need support. Gofundme will come 4rm brazil
Seems you like op and want to bleep him .
RomanceRe: Ladies- Crossing Age 30 without A Spouse Is Not The End Of The World. by DyingFetus: 2:26pm On Oct 16, 2023
Any 30+ woman that has not yet secured a man should look for sniper and do the needful

Because why TF can't you attract man ??
RomanceRe: Happy New Week ...advice Pls by DyingFetus: 2:15pm On Oct 16, 2023
ahnie:
See who is expecting me to waste my precious time on him?
Someone that's D**d already,a known mental entity with troubled history of parental negligence.
A thief in food thread.



Lolz!
Keep stalking my profile, sweetie 😘
ProgrammingRe: Are Nigerians Too Poor To Pay For Software Subscriptions Or Just Too Stingy ? by DyingFetus: 1:44pm On Oct 16, 2023
Making your software free and open source should be the goal

You can add a donation link in your software or a premium feature that the user will like
RomanceRe: Happy New Week ...advice Pls by DyingFetus: 1:40pm On Oct 16, 2023
Single mothers like ahnie are a no go area

They'll dilapidate you and everything you've got

You'll regret being in bed with a single mother
FoodRe: I Was In The Market Today And I Was Amazed At My Findings by DyingFetus: 1:29pm On Oct 16, 2023
Use that money buy gun


Stand for highway day rob trailer with food stuffs
CrimeRe: Wife Bathes Husband With Acid Over N15,000 Gift In Rivers by DyingFetus: 1:28pm On Oct 16, 2023
Where una day see women laikdis?


Make I find woman laikdis, I go tie am spill her red oil for my altar


It's been long since I made sacrifices
RomanceRe: Sex Shouldn't Be What You Get In Return For Spending Money On A Woman - X User by DyingFetus: 1:26pm On Oct 16, 2023
Only Simps go for sex with a woman


As for me , I only need a woman for two things ; to butcher her sweet spineless stiff for my altar and to inflict agony on her cheeks
FamilyRe: Nostalgic Throwback: How 80s And 90s Kids Looked Like During Christmas by DyingFetus: 1:23pm On Oct 16, 2023
I spent most of my childhood at an orphanage then got kicked out at 11 for sexual relations with a minor and multiple thievery


I got placed in a mental institution at 12 then ran away at 16


Childhood sucks ಠωಠ
HealthRe: Please Is My Friend Pregnant??! by DyingFetus: 1:20pm On Oct 16, 2023
If she can't cope with the pregnancy


Let her look for any childless couple around to take the baby in exchange for some funds


Don't let her bring into this world a baby she won't cope with
RomanceRe: My Babe Ask Me Why I Don’t Get Upset When She Try To Upset Me by DyingFetus: 1:17pm On Oct 16, 2023
She's saying you're too soft for her , basically you're a mummy's boy

That's why women always go for the bad boys that will be beating them not Simps and nice guys


If she upset you next time scold her so badly that her jaw drops and add slap to complement it
RomanceRe: Uknown Habits That Keep You Broke by DyingFetus: 1:15pm On Oct 16, 2023
Bleeping oloshos and playing bet



Childofdoom I greet you !!!

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