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So many of us have travelled via different means of transportation but many have not tried this.

This is the most dreaded means of transportation to those who cannot find their ways out when there is a mishap.

Just as we enjoy and cannot do without our regular means of transporting, so also others cannot do without this.

The first and only day I tried this means for experience sake, I eventually carried my heart in my back pack as fear got the better part of me.

If you have experienced this wonderful transportation system in your life share your experiences.

If you are yet to try it out, I guess you are missing so much fun.



SOME OF YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW WHERE TO FIND THIS, THE IMAGES POSTED HERE WERE TAKEN AT PHC, WATER WAY TO

OTUOKE VIA OKRIKA.

Phboy1:
Good morning Nairaland. Please how can one post a story in nairaland.?

Go to literature section and post it if it is a novel.

If it is a post about a particular issue, then look for a section that concerns with what your story relates with and create a thread for it there.

It worked for me last year around December 2014.

Please, I subscribed to Etisalat BIS which worked a month ago with the apn blackberryx.net but this month I've subscribed and it is not working.

Can someone please help if you have any valid information, thanks.

[b]Please, brethren, read what OMAR BANGURA from Sierra Leone has to tell Nigerians:

"I don't think you guys know what you are playing with. You can call each other names and laugh about it now but when you end up inciting hate here as I read through your posts here and a real civil war starts in your country you will regret what you are doing now. Your religious and political leaders are trying to divide you between religious lines and you are helping them do that rather than s...tanding up and saying we are all Nigerians never mind our tribe, region or religion. That's the only stand that will save your blessed nation. The foreign powers pushing the government to take certain decisions now will abandon you when you start killing one another and prevent you from running to their countries so be careful. Our 11- year war in Sierra Leone was not even based on religious or tribal differences and see what we did to our country. The worst conflicts are those based on tribal and religious differences. See Central Africa, Bosnia and Rwanda. To have a better knowledge of this, please watch the documentary/movie called "Hotel Rwanda" or "Sometime in April". My heart bleeds when I read what you guys are saying because I know what this will lead to. You will be the losers all of you whether Christian, Muslim, Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa. Stand as one and save your nation together because you have only one Nigeria that has the potential to lead Africa."
PLEASE HELP SAVE NIGERIA AND SHARE THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE.
Kindly forward to your contacts until it gets to every Nigerian. God bless you. Amen.[/b]

[b]Two years ago, Larry Sun created a thread here in Nairaland where writers came together to plot a fictional tale. The story was so near-perfect that readers were awed at the sheer ingenuity. They were even more surprised that writers of different genres and calibres could come together to plot a single story.

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The idea was brilliant, and something brilliant came out of it; both writers and readers enjoyed the adventures, excitement and challenges that came with the twists and turns of each chapter.

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The Collaboration so much swept readers off their collective feet that they screamed for more (See the first collaboration here: www.nairaland.com/1189817/nairaland-writers-collaboration).

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Then last year (2014), another Collaboration was created, featuring various popular Nairaland writers (See Nairaland Writers Collaboration *Season 2* here: www.nairaland.com/2000557/nairaland-writers-collaboration-2014 ). It also became a collosal success.

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Now, the third season of Nairaland Writers Collaboration is underway. This time around, we want the 'unrecognized' writers in Nairaland to dazzle us with their brilliance. We want to have a collaboration by new writers.

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This particular thread is opened for the Pre-Collaboration activity. The selected writers would collaborate and write a story. Then the writers with good command of narratives and plottings would be selected to participate in the original third season of the Nairaland Writers Collaboration.

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This Pre-Collaboration is for us to determine the ingenuity and dynamism of the writers; that is, we want to know how much you can plot a better story from what the preceding writers have plotted.

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If you know you are up to the task, show your interest here or send mail to the following e-mail addresses:


1. larrysun4real@yahoo.com

2. midyoungstar@gmail.com

Or
Call: +2347066611666

God bless you all.



Signed:
Dyoungstar

For

#Teamwriterscollaborationseries.
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A good time to start earning dollars and pounds.

I've been taking those calls ever since and nothing of such has happened to me.

Even today one called me.

When you say abroad, is Niger inclusive?

[b]Hello everyone!


I have always loved to be self made and successful through hard work and my talent.


For this and other reasons I started attending seminars and workshops, mostly on loan acquisition and business funding since i have vast knowledge in business.


After much unsuccessful attempts at some banks and firms, I discovered that no one will give you a dime if you don't have a name and face in our country today.


I stopped killing myself going from one firm to the other submitting proposals.


Then, I started hustling and now it's gradually paying off. I believe so much in start little then grow big, hence this notice.

I want interested individuals who would like to partner in a business by contributing the start up capital to indicate interest.

I WANT US TO FORM ALLIANCE AND COME TOGETHER AND FUND A BUSINESS/PROJECT.

Each member contributes to the business and makes profit from the dividends that follows.

When I see the interest of prospective partners then will I upload a detailed breakdown of the business and it's total involvements but it will be done in closed doors - meaning we will have to go out of public view to do that. We shall also need to have a one-on-one contact (meeting) to get better knowledge of those we are dealing with.


NOTE: Business could be of any kind but genuine and could be from anyone provided that there are great prospects for it to thrive.


Also, a well structured plan to guide and monitor the business in all ramifications will be employed.


Indicate your interest by leaving a comment here if interested, thanks.


NO SCAM INVOLVED.[/b]

HumbledbYGrace:
Its a boys thing

Did you receive my mail?

Some people have personalized this thread and turned into WOMANIZING thread. Good one.

LETTER TO MY UNKNOWN WIFE - PART 1.

© - ⓓⓨⓞⓤⓝⓖⓢⓣⓐⓡ - ®




I wish I could marry one of the pretty damsels in this forum called NL.


If you know you are the one, this letter is for you and don't waste time to present yourself.


If you feel your sister is the one, please don't hesitate to inform her.


What God has joined together, don't put asunder.


Mr. Seun Osewa you need to look into this matter.


I will call for the complete database of the pretty ladies in here.


Straight to the matter.

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Hello honey,

It's unbelievable that till this moment i've not known you, life could be funny you know?


To say you exist and could be even withing my reach yet I can't recognise you.


I am writing you this letter because of how i've been feeling lately.


I can't sleep peacefully again, anytime I close my eyes on my bed to rest, i'll hear the lullaby of your sweet melodious voice singing into my heart, behold, as I open my eyes to catch a glimpse of you; what I would see is my pillow lying next to me probably laughing at my insane behavior.


I remember the last time I dreamt I was kissing you only for me to wake up and found I was licking my pillow. Oh! Poor pillow.


Once I fell into a ditch in the full glare of thousand passers-by for lustfully looking at a beautiful damsel attentively, I wished that day never existed because after that day rumors started flying and fingers pointing at me whenever I passed the streets.


There are things I wish I could let you know, since I don't know you. Perhaps by chance you might have seen or know me which I don't know.


If you are reading this letter please try and take note of these point I want to make.


I have very high penchant for tall, not too slim and not too fat ladies with very aggressive attacking strikers in the front and highly offensive defenders at the back.


Please if you don't have that start working towards getting it because tic-tac say the clock.


Never forget also to add these special skills as they are paramount to increasing my affection wrapped in attention for you.


1. You have to acquire the skill of cooking.


2. Learn to socialize.


3. Be learned, wise and sound in general knowledge.


4. If you are religious, then learn to pray well.


5. You have to learn to love my family members.


6. Tolerate my friends when they come around.


7. Know the right time to perch around me and ask for favour as I may be busy at times planning how to make money or working.


8. You have to be very strong in bed and know all the available styles as I won't be having time to tutor you on styles when my libido is high.


9. Play all the leagues you wish to play now because after our union you will quit any form of league and focus only on our local bedroom league.


10. When am working no distractions because if you do i'll leave the house for you and sojourn elsewhere.


11. When you see ladies calling me don't pick my calls unless I ask you to, if you do no problem but don't complain. Same applies to text messages, emails, BBM, Whatsapp, Facebook, twitter, Flickr, linkedin, nairaland etc.


12. Please in everything you do remember this rule: whenever it's time for football don't ever disturb me with unnecessary issues like honey, come and take your bath, eat your food, help me hold junior etc. (Leagues include premier and champions league).


No interruption, in fact I will buy you another television in the bedroom so you can watch all your soap operas while I am watching my soccer games.


My friends might come around to watch with me, if you have strength to make them meal you do, if you don't, you serve them drinks.

I won't be marrying you as anybody's cook.


13. Have this at the back of your mind: if your parents charge me excessively for your bride price that will end your link with them, as it means I purchased you outright.


14. No uninvited family members, in other words I reserve the right to know about their coming before their arrival, no impromptu visit.


15. Please whatever plans you have for our wedding let it be affordable except your father or mother has money to support. E.g asoebi, food, drinks, location and rest.

16. Please no house girl for two reasons:
A. Treating my children like the video of that Ugandan house help.

B. Seduction - let's remove the hand of monkey from our soup now there's time before it turns to human hand.


To recap the above list.


Please try and package yourself well, don't give away all the food meant for me for the pleasures of this world.


Like i mentioned earlier, I like boobs but not Cossy Orjiakor kind. No be pillow I dey find na bobby, I get pillow.


Inasmuch as I wouldn't want to to give out my properties being a jealous human that I am. It will be selfish of me to deny you that pleasure, but please handle my oil well with care.


When the fool is drilling it, tell him to take caution not to bore numerous unwanted holes in addition.


Make sure his drilling beat is straight and forward in order not to cause degradation and create more access routes (Apian way)


Make sure the fool wears raincoats always and don't let him drill when there's intense cold.


I am only letting you do this for the experience.


You might want to ask, why you? What about me?


I tell you dear, every human has his strong and weak points.


I am not near perfection but I work hard not to have reasons to regret afterwards.


I have dabbled into so many things that either worked or didn't, one of which is relationship; I have dated quite a number of ladies some started and ended well while others started but didn't end well; not my fault though, because I try as much as possible to respect every woman no matter who she is.


What I don't do is go against their wishes, and I guess they wanted to part ways which I heeded to.


To Further prove this, here's the message I sent to one of them when she started misbehaving:

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I sat alone all day with no one but me.

Nothing got done but very few tears were shed.

When you came near I sensed what no one else could see.

My love was very alive yet my faith was dead.

Our us has been broken but there is still a ‘we’

As you walk by all I can feel is the way your heart bled.

The lock to our hearts has broken but we still hold the key.

I’m happy we are over, I could take no more.


We will both miss our presence but I am filled with joy.

The love we gave was not enough
Our ‘us’ was put to rest but we didn’t destroy it.

It hurts to say goodbye and it’s going pretty rough but my smile keeps growing, no longer is it a decoy.

This pain is my reassuring joy.


Hope you now understand what I mean?

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And to you Mr. Caretaker


I appreciate your efforts to making sure my wife is taken care of well but please I am prostrating for you, don't drill her with force and recklessness.


You know women na, fish brains, she may think its enjoyment not knowing your plans.


Also, please don't pee inside the oil well be it in soft liquid or thick liquid form, biko ejim chukwu na ayo gi (I am begging you with God please) you know she might be foolish during the drilling process.


Always remember to drill in your field attire (raincoats) more importantly, don't spank her, don't pressure the two frontal attacking strikers too much for sagging sake. I don't want Mercy Johnson's kind of boobs.


One thing again please, when drilling and she cries: spank me, thrust harder, bang me, oh oh oh oh, please give it to me. Don't give her oooo, biko don't listen to her she's just a child passing through juvenile delinquencies.


She has no knowledge of what those words mean, please, I am your fellow man oooo consider me biko.


Thank you very much.


I will stop here, to continue in part two.



Yours
ⓓⓨⓞⓤⓝⓖⓢⓣⓐⓡ™

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If your name is mentioned twice don't feel too special na copy and paste cause am.

[b]NIGERIA: INEC CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL

DATE:...28TH MARCH, 2015

TICKET: PVC

KICK OFF:...10AM

VENUE:... ESTADIO D' POLLING BOOTHS (Capacity: 68million)

REFEREE:... ATTAHIRU JEGA

ChAMPION- PDP FC:
FORMATION: 5-3-2.
As the Defending Champions, this is a defensive formation in the bid to defend their title..

LINE UP:

1 Jonathan Patience(Gk)
2 N Okonjo-Iweala,
3 David Mark,
5 Edwin Clark,
7 Ayo Fayose(Yellow Card),
8 Godswill Akpabio (midfield maestro),
9 Adamu Muazu,
10 Goodluck Jonathan(C),
11 Namadina Sambo,
15 Gabriel Suswan,
17 Olu Mimiko) Coach: Mr. Fix-it Anenih

Subs:
23 Fani Kayode (Yellow card)
18 Alison Madukwe Gk
12 Musiliu Obanikoro

CHALLENGER - APC FC FORMATION: 4-3-3
Employs a diamond formation with attacking options and prolific strikers, leading the attack.

LINE UP:

1. Rotimi Amaechi (GK)
2. Bukola Sharaki
3. Raji Fashola
4. Rochas Okorocha
5. John Oyegun
8. Mohammadu Buhari (C)
9. Abubakar Atiku
10 Aminu Tambuwal
11 Bisi Akande
17 Adams Oshiomole
23 Yemi Osinbajo

Subs:
12 John Kayode Fayemi
14 Abike Dabiri
19 Raul Aregbesola
15 Segun Oni
16 Nasir El Rufai Coach: Bola Tinubu
Match Commissioner: EU Election Monitoring Observers

PREDICT THE SCORE CORRECTLY AND WIN AN OIL BLOCK

Oya now, let the betting begin...lol.



I saw this and thought I should share. I don't know if it has been posted here initially. [/b]

Hmmm.

E no easy ooo as una think.