₦airaland Forum

cococandy:
If that's you a week before you Had your baby, then you look good.

I sure can't post my one-week-before-delivery pictures. Face was swollen like....

What does he know?
When he's still struggling to have one by himself

Tim oloriburuku
Ask your wife to tell you the truth about those kids that's if you have one

Timbuktuo:
Na you go first carry belle? Why you looking abandoned before you were actually abandoned. Never mind, don't answer. So, why did that gentle-looking niccur abandon your bipolar arse? He couldn't cope with your madness nlo more?

That weavon CAN buy you good meal for a year
No the sweet man there didn't abandon me
And never will he

Last time I checked i never told you he did

If you were him
You would marry this 'mad' woman everyday

Timbuktuo:
Francis18, TV01, guess who this is. . Yep, you guessed right. Diet coke.

That's a preggy idayat
Very heavy that she dropped a week after her wedding

Lmao
You actually saved the pic for days like this
I love you



Don't take it off o
For you will lose everything you ever worked for if you take down that pic

Pls post more

Timbuktuo:
Blow make your papa answer na. No be whistle your mama dey take call am? I know about your family practices na.

Use ile longbe eyan deta
I am not surprised
That was how you matched your mother to death and used belt on your father
Omo ale jati jati

If they ever taught you good home training
You won't use your diarrhea fingers to call out other peoples parent just cos you exchanging words with another

You better go beg for forgiveness else you have just started

I am done with you
Oloriburuku
Son of uncultured mother

She needs wake up from wherever she is to give you good home training

Alayebaje

Timbuktuo:
Awon to ni e no iran aja ati eran na. Sebi bi e se n gbo l'ebi yin niyen. Dyt, omo Iran eranko ninu igbe.

Emi o le ta si e. Aja ni e. Iran eran loti jade. Daju daju, iwa eran ati aka lo ma wu.

Egbere, wa sunkun lekan si

I said it
Aja mi
Make I blow whistle again

Timbuktuo:
Koni da fun awon to ni e. Me ask you for a date? A bi o fe so ku ni? Emi so iru iwo yii. Iwo oloorun onidoti yii. N'igba ti mi o siwin. You are a dirty ass smello na. May I be struck by thunder the day I come near a pig like you. I can tell how stinky you smel just looking at your picture in that cheap ass wedding gown.

They say the most hurtful thing to ever happen to a man is when you turn him down and he sees you still as awesome as ever

Otiyemi

Oya magbolo
Aja kuku nie

Oya gbo lekan si

Werey asiwin

shaybebaby:
Abeg, ignore am...he is on sidelines desperately shouting "notice me" when all he needs do is post his azz pics too, then he'd be in the running

He's nothing but a miserable loser

Timbuktuo:
They have said single mothers are liars and you are proving them right by the second. You say I dey beg to see you. You this black, shapeless thing? I dey crase? Iwo inoki yii. A ti ri e, a ri oko e. Eyin mejeji o make e. You're ugly as fvck. I saw you on your damn wedding looking like a poorly made -up waka pass actress on a d-list nollywood movie.

All I'm asking for is that you prove that I requested to see you. O tan. Nothing more, nothing less.

Lmao

You are nothing but a fooooooll

Oloshi
Ashiwere
Amukun meko

I can actually see you boiling right now
Break that your borrowed phone
Ashunu oloriburuku


You saw me yet you were still asking me for a date
Koni da fun e
I don't keep history of people like you

Timbuktuo:
Ogun will strike you down if you don't provide proof of asking to see your ugly, obese, lesbian arsse. Ogun ti fe pa e o. Time is ticking.

O dun ooooo



I don't have your time tonight
Ole
Olojukojoro
Alainitelorun
Oooobbbbbbbiiiiii

Timbuktuo:
Who your beauty epp? There are many beautiful people with mental problems. How has their beauty helped solve their instabilities? Maybe that's why your baby daddy left you with his children; fine girl with smooches.

And why do you sound pained
Issit your leave?

Is it not the stupid you that was begging to see me?
I am glad I didn't
Imbecileee

Timbuktuo:
Because you're a single mother? I'm just guessing here.

And beautiful too

Why do I find this write up stupid

Acidosis:
All this wahala just for se. x?? Haba!




See why some men would rather pay 'opo' N5k to get it done and closed. Time is money please.

You can display affection at a leisure time, but you shouldn't recommend these assignments as means to get s.ex with one's wife.

Hmmmmm

ULSHERLAN:
Sadly a gun can't be inserted in his private part if not i would have suggested same

This story is really touching

Boy is heartless

Its unimaginable mehn

Can they do same to him too?

How was your sex life before marriage?
How many kids?
Do you make her happy?
Do you spend in enough time with her?
How often do you make her feel loved and sexy?

Oya say you do all.

I had been in a situation our sex life was great
Communication was awesome
Only for him to start giving excuses of being busy
We stopped talking/hanging out like we used to
And gradually I lost the zeal
Ofcus I broke up

In your case
You gotta ignite that affection and make it look like you starting over again

Women are fighters
She must have fought lots of battle

Dahkogrin007:
In other news
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kpolli:
So your wife is not just cheating on you, she is having an affair.... Bro this decision is up to you but honestly I don't think she loves/ever loved you...... You're free to move on



Bro confirm their relationship, Nigerian women have been using this trick since 1909 ask DYT



This is why I divorced you

A barbershop anyday anytime

keepingmum:
Oh have you being faithful to ur wife at all times? Do you give her love and attention at all times?

How is ur bedmatics skills?

Reality is most times women fake chat with other men out of boredom and/or when their men are cheating and they want to draw his attention to the fact that they are just as desirable to other men.

You guys are already married so forgive and forget and move on if indeed she stepped out of line....you married for better for worse so ....forgive, trust her and show her you are man enough to give her 109 times more than whatever any other man can give her.

See them hyperventilating under my comnent ....
What would Jesus do? Jesus said he thats without sin should cast the first stone.

op, wear a lacy red boxer to bed every night. Shower X2 a day, use roll ons, smell good, hit the gym, make breakfast in bed for wife at least once a week.
Go for long walks with her, spend lots of time cuddling not doing the do oo ....shower her with more love than before and that's the way to win her back

I love you already

Deeeep sigh

And do you keep looking out to see their panties line?

Kilo kan e?
Ole
Olojukokoro

Dunno why this don't make no sense to me sha

Haaaaaaa
Gbese re ooooo

Dude is so damn funny
I rem one of his soldier slap and his friend tst was remembered after 3 days

I vote princeakins fynestboi
cc: NLJEGA...

Brizyraplord

Sijo01:
Hurray!!! finally the 'f' sign

Oya, find the bird

The bird flew away jor

*making the bird sound*



And here it comes

Ishilove:
Thanks for the compliment. I'm sure you're cuter

Muchecheche
Ehn ehn
OMA fine small ninu picture ke
Show us full pinshore woman