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Foreign AffairsRe: I Have Slept With 5000 Men- Nairobi’s Oldest Prostitute Who Never Misses Church by Dyt(f): 12:32am On Jul 21, 2016
writejhn27:
Can you imagine this. No investigation or comment and they are deleting the tread. No body contacted me for proof that was why I stated that I have proof

Is a shame if I am been scamed by a moderator without seun solving this issue

Moderator if you like ban or delete me but I will say my mind.
Wait
You mean since the last time I spoke with him?
Nairaland GeneralRe: 12 Things Everyone Does But No One Admits To (pics) by Dyt(f): 2:13pm On Jul 19, 2016
Looking like a virgin
CultureRe: Oba Goriola Oseni Kidnapped In Lagos, Guard Killed, Wife Injured by Dyt(f): 10:29am On Jul 17, 2016
The time is here
The poor are hungry and only the rich will be eaten but I will prefer them kidnap the top politicians
Starting from the senators to all other political appointees
BusinessRe: Gtbank Wins 2016 Euromoney Best Bank In Nigeria For The 8th Consecutive Time by Dyt(f): 8:39am On Jul 17, 2016
This orange bank has robbed me more than anything
Midnight they charge normal CBN rates
Next day they take all your money
Smh
FamilyRe: My Son Doesn't Respond At School! A Confused Father Needs Help by Dyt(f): 12:41pm On Jul 12, 2016
Omotakins:
My wife called my attention to some mark she saw on my son's back. It was that of being caned. .
Good thing this session is over
You know what to do
Science/TechnologyRe: What Kind Of Snake Is This? by Dyt(f): 11:08am On Jul 06, 2016
Movingcoil:
Oga I no dey do show biz ooooo..... I only catch or kill the ones that threaten my existence or that of the pets that I have and depending on who is around me then cos too much catch catch release fit give you a very diabolical name cos where I stay most people here are not exposed so well to wildlife issues.
Like I was talking with some boy this morning as I went to buy something, from his stories of when he was bitten by a snake, it is obvious he either got a dry bite or the snake wasn't venomous but the mamba I feared that may be here always give a good overdose of its neurotoxin and the boy didn't get the rubbery or metallic taste.
I will keep asking to know what snakes inhabit here.
Pit viper is here.
Pheewww
Science/TechnologyRe: What Kind Of Snake Is This? by Dyt(f): 11:07am On Jul 06, 2016
Mynd44:
It is absent. If you look at the picture closely, there are small teeth which is similar to those owned by anacondas but no fingerprints
You snake man?
Jeeeeezzzz
CelebritiesRe: Crystal Okoye Shows Off Her Butt by Dyt(f): 9:42am On Jul 06, 2016
Not sexy enough
Eish
FamilyRe: Relatives Turning Us Into Their World Bank by Dyt(f): 10:37pm On Jun 28, 2016
MarryMeee:
Can you babysit for me, since what I can do is not enough, because I work 14hrs and sometimes 16hrs a day. Since I am doing a lousy job to make sure she goes to a decent school, she wears decent clothes and she eats decent food and making sure she has her homework done, despite coming back home exhausted, maybe you could show me how its done properly.
Are you saying you will not have time for your kids when they start coming?

Sorry oo Mrs
I honestly don't see or mean it that way
Pls take her back so you can have peace
FamilyRe: How Do I Handle This Without Overdoing It by Dyt(f): 12:46pm On Jun 28, 2016
Pray
Pray my sister
Prayer is the key
Answereth all things beneath and beyond
Wear lingerie red especially
Make I'm nice dishes
Ride him till he's sore
Fast day and night
My sis
God will do wonders

Your horseband will change
PoliticsRe: Saraki-Ekweremadu Forgery: Senators Stand In Court As No Where To Sit by Dyt(f): 11:37am On Jun 27, 2016
No sleeping pic of any of them?
FamilyRe: Men: Sex Life After Vaginal Childbirth. by Dyt(f): 4:34pm On Jun 26, 2016
Sucking tongue
FamilyRe: (photo) Today Is My Wedding Anniversary by Dyt(f): 3:39pm On Jun 23, 2016
missvera:
13 years old maid shocked and you expect her to do things accordingly huh... She is only capable of taking care of herself for now.
Madam, stop being wicked.. You are too harsh judging from your post.
Treat her like a child while she render the little assistance she can.
Hahahahaha
FamilyRe: My Maid Sees Me As The Wicked One While My Husband Is The Good One. by Dyt(f): 10:43am On Jun 23, 2016
So you run around in the morning while Oga just sits and watch?

He cannot bath his own kids abi

OK
You have a help that all you do is yell and beat her
Wait till she does to your kids what you do to her
FamilyRe: HELP! An Advice Needed On Couples That Are Both AS by Dyt(f): 9:41am On Jun 23, 2016
crackhaus:
This your scenario 2 dey defy the laws of permutation and combination sha, not to mention natural selection. gringrin

Oga Thorpido, how possible is it that all four kids end up being SS...even without a medical degree, basic biology did not teach me this one.
Can you please just stop this
The fact the families you know were lucky enough to have one don't mean there are no families with 6 kids and all disabled
Pls just stop
You only know what you know
angry angry

If it was your basic biology route
Will SS come first or even second?
FamilyRe: Why Are You Not Married (28+ Men Only)? by Dyt(f): 1:36pm On Jun 22, 2016
Bisjosh:
Nairalanders are weirdos lipsrsealed grin
Ofcus
We all are
Good thing is you one of us
Mucheche
CelebritiesRe: Emodi Obi, Bimbo Akintola’s Trainer by Dyt(f): 12:53pm On Jun 22, 2016
The trainer don't look sexy to me sha
Maybe if he wears some clothe sha
FamilyRe: Why Are You Not Married (28+ Men Only)? by Dyt(f): 12:49pm On Jun 22, 2016
Bisjosh:
No i'll pass embarassed
Why?
FamilyRe: Why Are You Not Married (28+ Men Only)? by Dyt(f): 10:44am On Jun 22, 2016
Bisjosh:
I'm not yet married because have not found someone I want to spend the rest of my life with cry lipsrsealed
Marxxx is very single
FamilyRe: HELP! An Advice Needed On Couples That Are Both AS by Dyt(f): 10:36am On Jun 22, 2016
thorpido:
@Op,people still get married at this age without a knowledge of their genotypes?smh.Cos all they do during courtship is fvck.
Lmao
This cracked me up
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

thorpido:
Throwing away the wedding because of this situation is not good enough reason.
Well
Rolls eyes
FamilyRe: HELP! An Advice Needed On Couples That Are Both AS by Dyt(f): 8:03am On Jun 22, 2016
braimeddy:
Foetus test could have been a better option but I knw quiet they can't afford that. The guy will always want to have a second baby. If u were in this kind of situation ( God forbid) what will you have done?
I know your friend is probably asking for a divorce and the wife will just wanna please the society by staying married at all cost
Some people like us Dyt are indifferent about so so many things in which marriage is one of them
I am not against marriage o
Infact I love sweet marriages

In my own case
I walked out
grin grin angry angry


And pls all focus should be on the child biko
The baby needs everything to survive
Can I be the child's God mother?
smiley

I promise to check up on him/her once in a while
cheesy
FamilyRe: Relatives Turning Us Into Their World Bank by Dyt(f): 5:11am On Jun 22, 2016
For all the years the little has learnt to live
She has been that way
OK
I am not in support of all you wrote that she does
But what if she happens to be your daughter?
Will you sit and watch her bedwet?
Watch her doing all the things she does?
Have you showed her with love and care?

Ok sorry I am not giving you what you wanna read
Bye
FamilyRe: Please I Need Advice by Dyt(f): 6:22pm On Jun 21, 2016
tayo60:
U don't need water at all. All u need to bath is an acid.
Hahahaha
You must have hissed and said ode
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: HELP! An Advice Needed On Couples That Are Both AS by Dyt(f): 6:20pm On Jun 21, 2016
crackhaus:
Like I typed before:

...there's a very high probability the next won't be SS since the first already carries the genome...but please, they should seek medical advice first before going forward.
There's more than high possibilities the other kids will be SS

If they don't want another child, they should play safe, they shouldn't try having another in the name of faith
Testing God?

The child needs both of his parents

But if they wanna have another child
There's are options
More costly
She can get preggy and when its like 10 or 14weeks not sure
She can do a foetus test to know the child's genotype
Its costly
The other option is getting both partners A chromosomes
Also very expensive
Last I knew was 2m

They can manage the child excellently well
That people won't even know
Its not s totally bad situation
They live very well too


If they are in lag
They should go sickle cell clinic idi Araba
They will be counselled and lots more

Wishing the child a happy life
FamilyRe: Marry A Man With Potential And Shape Him Into A Husband by Dyt(f): 5:41pm On Jun 21, 2016
Moana:
will you marry a worwor girl with potential and shape her into a beautiful wife with Mary Kay?
Rotflmao
CelebritiesRe: Twitter Reacts To E-Money And His Money Spraying Machine by Dyt(f): 4:16pm On Jun 21, 2016
E money always dashing people money
I need a dash in my life too

I can sing more than his brodas oo
FamilyRe: Married Guys; How Did You Cope During Your First Year In Marriage? by Dyt(f): 2:27pm On Jun 21, 2016
Marxxx:
Lungs....stage? I was treating pneumonia I never knew it was cancer until last year...and with what I have observed so far I know it's the advanced stage...Truth is am gonna die...that is confirmed...I have had both chemo and radiation therapy combined...Since this month nothing is working...I could cough up blood that might fill up a tea cup...is that bad...
Just live this min like its your last
Who knows it
It might even be the last min of anyone of us
FamilyRe: Married Guys; How Did You Cope During Your First Year In Marriage? by Dyt(f): 2:09pm On Jun 21, 2016
Marxxx:
wow...I don't even know what low self esteem means right now...perhaps when I don't have fluids in my lungs again I will check that up...I always thought I will have a grand nuclear family...My Bad...Jashar...what does jashar means? and dyt what does Hian and Hianus mean...? time to take notes
Smh
You think you will die and leave the woman alone?
We all will die

Wo
Iwolomo jare
FamilyRe: Married Guys; How Did You Cope During Your First Year In Marriage? by Dyt(f): 2:00pm On Jun 21, 2016
jashar:
As in........ cry
I think he enjoys when he annoys "humans"

Feel like giving him a heavy knock right now
FamilyRe: Married Guys; How Did You Cope During Your First Year In Marriage? by Dyt(f): 1:53pm On Jun 21, 2016
Marxxx:
Hian (whatever that means)....i may never get married and that is my Biggest worry...
You must really have a terrible low self esteem
Hianus
FamilyRe: Married Guys; How Did You Cope During Your First Year In Marriage? by Dyt(f): 1:52pm On Jun 21, 2016
Marxxx:
Jashar your friend is here dyt...She is male now....dyt why the "identity crisis"
to confuse people like you
Flips hair
FamilyRe: Married Guys; How Did You Cope During Your First Year In Marriage? by Dyt(f): 1:48pm On Jun 21, 2016
Marxxx:
Hey I don't want all the pele...or pity undecided....or anything I am still me...what's up with you dude? You are male now cheesy
Well no pity here
Its just sad ni
And all I can do right now is Pele
Lucky you have people to make you feel its nothing
I hope you don't push your folks away too sha
All you need now is nothing but love



Feeling awful right now cos I will always wanna know how you faring

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