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Tymax: [Clears throat, adjusts microphone]
Aaaaaaaa Eeeeeeeeeeh! 2x
She no want designer,
She no want ferrari

Abeg abeg
No gimme that kain thing oo
Who tell u say I no want, no try that kain joke with me again, never *frowns*

Oya change the tune of the song
I want everyth including love oo.

Na love I go wear/drive?

Gimme beta mehn

lynpetra: dytbabe good advice.

was about to tell the dude what part of "fu^k off" him no understand,the 'Bleep' or d 'off'
#just joking

Chai dude for don dey cry dey dey aggressive

ib55: hmmmm no update oohhh m here bleeding my hrt out.
what do I do she is not talking to me at all. its one month 3 days today and another one month 2 days b4 we meet.

She's nt bn talkin and u kept all along?
Crying and throbbing a broken hrt?
Youngman wake up and get a substitue

egopersonified: kai, u stubborn ohh, even on bended knees u reject am, thank God he wasnt in the labour room, am sure u would ve used the opportunity to kick him in d ----- and later claim it was d pain that made u do it.

He was asked to be robbing my waist, I rem I was screaming bt smth abt his hands, they were soothing, I kept shouting, rub it well, yes, here, no there, don't go further

Not until doc asked him leave the room *frowns*

Labour story for another day jor

Tymax: Lol. Chai! Dyt youngie peperempe.

Ori mu
Sing for me again

*miming keri hilson pretty gals rock*

Op, so u never still die?
Oniyeye

Fake stories, so men now have guts to throw gfs in the faces of their wives?

Well that's for those that snoops arnd on them sha, ko kan aiye mehn

Tymax: Conspiracy? Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa.. Finally he "cornered" you. Nice.

Na real corner kwa


Its not so easy na, sexiness tipoju
*yes I love to hype myself*

temigracie: lol.....

Lol?
Now smh4u

Dunno why I will keep bothering my head abt a cheating man, so long he's using condom.

I no fit shout, life is too short to die young
Abegi

temigracie: ...dats true...its unfair ooo,u dint finsh d story den.....#crying#

Ehn ehn
What story sef
I always have a story to tell
Smh4 mysef
Sighs

Clears throat.
Guess he knew that shot was gonna get me preggy so he was all ready bt wanted me do a comfirmed test, did, handed over to him and youngman went on his kneels, I have bn askin u marry before now, I hp this has convinced u we are meant to be, omo, I fear for myself, I no accept the ring o, I say see conspiracy, I no do marriage, after all my shakara, I said yes to him 10days before I put to bed.

adioolayi: I don't know

What can I do na, woke up some days back, lil man woke up before me and on gettin to the sitting room, he already soaked the sitting room rug in water *dont ask me how he got the water*, poured his cocopops everywhere *arghhhh*. And no food for him that mornin, he cried till I gave him indomie.
U don't wanna imagine the smell I got after I came back frm work.

Kids are jst wonderdul in their own ways

Where are u ooo
Updates pls

I have been thru all the stages of love, lust, infactuation, deceit, lies, cheat.
Name it

Nothing abt it all is new to me, oys mk una bring am on

What's with this latest trend of single mums sef

My mum was a single mum and I didn't see any pain, she's a conquerer, she was and still is more than a man, I grew up seeing men askin her to marry them ofcus she was contempted and didn't need any of them nor their wealth, I had bn in the house where a man came to present her with a car gift jst so she be his, mum choose us over anyman.

Maybe these days men sha, my mum was a very hard working woman that we didn't even feel the need for a dad, a woman that saw 5kids thru schools till uni level.

That woman is my own god, my idol, she taught me what indepence is.

God bless u mama

It is a first step, meet somewhere, start somewhere.
It depends on the parties involved
As for me LDR sucks
Do live dating, at least get to see urselves more often, not the once a year thingy
Person go jst die of konji, the wicked hormone that makes one nag and possessive
Hian

Change ur style
Another style
Orange
Paw paw
Apple
Banana
Be like that

kelvin1191: Am currently dating one ryt now and planning of getting married soon.

May God bless ur union


Seriously, if a single mum don't get attention and serious guys then she shld check herself and me of these our men sef, bt we ladies can go for single dad abi
Smh

realdesire: Am tempted to think that these ladies are fast on the decline because of explosion of social media. Correct me if am wrong but young ladies nowadays are way toooooooooooooooooo exposed and "wild"...

If you wanna play and have fun, they are good to go, but searching the real thing, you hardly find one.

Really worrisome.

Exposed?
Tooooooo exposed?

U want a saint that wld leave u when have nothing or a slut that wld stick with u and lift u up?
What happened to forgetting the past and make a meaning out of the toooo exposed one u got?
Wld u wanna get bored less than 6mnths or u want a good hrt crazy biatch?

The choice is urs young man

And how does that relate to the what u typed?
So anyth she says/writes now has got to do with traditional marriage of her in-law?

I feel sorry for negative minded ppl, so much darkness in ur hrt, smh

CuteCynthia: Most likely she is.

Hey babes
Change the picture, its old

How's ur boo?

Happy bday pinkyluv
May the good Lord bless u abundantly
Have a fun filled day

AdeniyiA: check out those who are eager to break up, they might be products of broken homes.

What sense did u make now

temigracie: haba now....complete d tory nah

Gimme money

Tuface - if love is a crime

Na we dey blind na
Love get eyes, oju nla sef

We see it bt folds our arms like its gonna get better.

Like I used to date dis dude, I so knew he had this carefree and nonchalant attitude, especially for me that I craved attention, bt I still kept pushin that my love will change him, nt until he did it for me when I was sick and offline for 2weeks, dude didn't even call, I still no gree leave am o, the ogbonge one o, story for another day

Reminds me when I was with this Calabar dude, he thought me 3 diff words every night, a bit of his culture lol
I was already seein my man tying wrapper for our wedding, was a beautiful relationship bt guess we were nt meant to be

We still good frnds sha

Teba ri aiye
Esa fun aiye
Eri aiye, esafun aiye
*singing in Barristers voice*

What's ur type of music?