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Logic Mind: wtf?

if the disciples were like rastamouse, annoying, insulting, getting on everyone's nerves, then, their death's were inevitable.
If paul argued like rastamouse he would not have been able to win over philosophers in greek.
Granting that these two stories happened.

i dont get how you christians think even if god exists, you might still burn cuz he is that kind of guy. Wrathful, wicked hatefilled, arrogant, callous. Jealous.

rastamouse: Listen up...evangelism is not marketing. I don't have to lie to you to turn to GOD. The Bible makes it clear that unless GOD calls you, it is impossible to come to HIM. It is also written in the Bible that not every soul can be saved.

I am not called by CHRIST to win souls...I am called to preach the WORD (unadulterated). Whoever hears the Gospel, it is up to that person to make a decision to accept or reject. I will only be judged if I don't tell you that JESUS loves you and want to save you from hell. If you choose to mock those words, it is up to you and a decision that you have made.

Just don't feel big there thinking that I am here to beg you to save your own soul. That is up to you!

so what is your point, your god plans to roast every one any way?

rastamouse: What did you just write there? How did the argument get there?

i see you are slow rastarat. Let me spell it out, if he has a windows using sony laptop, do microsoft and sony own whatever he produces?

Logic Mind: they resort to insults when they lose arguments

if the disciples were like you, then their deaths were inevitable. Even your paul argued with greek philosophers and convinced them with logic (in the story). How do you propose to win our souls anyway.

Logic Mind: there is no exact amount of time for an organism to "evolve". neither do we know what it may evolve into. but it evolves. a firefly may remain a firefly for billions of years while a kangaroo might evolve into something else in a shorter amount of time if its environment changes and forces it to adapt.
to adapt, we must evolve. no two ways about it.

about not seeing evolution happening with naked eyes, consider this: if you take a photo of your hand, your child, or even a piece of wood twice every day, you will not notice any changes between each adjoining photos but if you compare today's photo with five year old photo of the same person, you'll notice a huge difference. imagine millions of years. this is not the greatest evolutionary analogy but gives you an idea of the difficult task of "observing evolution".

to add to the above, micro evolution and macro evolution as you call them are one and the same. Little changes ading up to produce something new when compared to the original.

you guys are being so sexist. Those who say women need a head ae part of the problem, you denigrate women and from birth condition them to need a guide then any woman that wants to break free is insulted and called feminazi or whatever. Nigerians are dumb.

ekwah: The point here is pretty clear. There is absolutely no one earth who completely SHOWS NO FAITH IN SOMETHING, even the so-called atheist.

there ias a different between blind and justified faith, the example above, speech/dialogue what ever is a lie made up by christians, check it out by using google. Christians defending their god with lies lol. Thou shalt not bear false witness.

bigd4050: First off, I apologize for not interpreting your quotes correctly, that was my mistake.

Second, I have no idea what your link is trying to say, can you put it into layman's terms for me?

Third, how was evolution discovered? By observing finches or by something else?

Fourth, I disagree with you about the gorilla winning. They are always stronger than any human, but humans are smarter and that's why we are the dominant species on the planet (I don't care about this point at all I just think its funny )

the link shows why intelligent design is stupid by oparodying it using common arguments against evolution against the theory of gravity

lol poor old einstein would be steam rolled. Blackteeth said i should not debate using christard tenets, since you are one head over to my bible review thread and comment.
I put that intelligence can not arise from a dead universe in quote marks for a reason.
I listed reasons why we are not designed. Did you go to the link i posted? Do you know how evolution was discovered, i find it rather plausible.

st.okolie:
have you observed evolution with your own eyes

have you observed design with your own eyes? Do police men need to observe a crime with their own eyes to make a plausible guess about the crime? If there is a n intelligent designer he is not very smart. Case in point: down syndrome, sickle cell anemia, people dying at birth, blindness, why would he make humans intelligent but squishy? Einstein vs gorilla who wins? Who is more intelligent? Besides, wo designed the designer since he is intelligent and 'intelligence cant form on it's own'en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligent_falling. This shows you stupidity.

Callotti: What a violent God!
No wonder Christians are so violent!
Especially when it comes to rejection.
Twa!

I voted Genesis.
Na real NOVICE-DRUNKARD write that part of story book!

phew, i almost gave up on this.

Blackteeth: Why dont you think the universe created God first and then God Created lightning and sand?

u say d 'unconscious dead'universe made god? Lol silly.

Blackteeth: Did humans develop their taste organ for apples themselves? Didnt they just taste it and found out it was good to eat? So what developed the sensation of taste for humans?
And how come an apple produces seeds for procreation?

they probably would have had to evolve taste buds to enjoy the food, the ones who couldnt enjoy the food, probably died of starvation. Thats my take on it. Off topic:please comment on my bible review thread.

Blackteeth: Where did lightning and sand come from?

Why did you use mold as an example? Why not use an apple tree that produces food for humans and also produces a seed to continue its existence? Is this by chance?

Who proved to you that everything was made perfectly apart from what the bible says?

apple trees dont produce food for humans, humans developed a taste for apples and such to be able to take in nutrients and survive.

Here we go.
Leviticus starts off with a bang. The first
10 chapters are detailed instructions for
your animal sacrifices. That's right. 10
chapters. 252 verses instructing you to
kill and flay and skin and burn and gut
and cut off pieces and rub blood on
parts of your body and remove the
organs and place the bloody pieces in a
pool of blood on sacrificial altars to
appease the blood thirsty Lord.
The Lord spends more time instructing
the procedures for the animal sacrifices
than he does with any other subject in
the Bible. So clearly this is important. So
why aren't Christians offering animal
blood to God these days? Well because it's
archaic and inconvenient. The same
reason they aren't wearing white robes
of unmixed fibers and growing out their
beards and avoiding their menstruating
wives.
Christians didn't want to put forth the
life altering effort that the Bible
commands (and end up Hasidic Jews) so
they claimed that the crucifixion
relieved them of all the Old Testament
laws. But if that is the case, then why
did God put forth these laws in the first
place? If he's omniscient then he knew
that his son (or himself reincarnate...
who knows?) would nullify the previous
rules so what was the point in making
them?
-Then the Lord explains that after a
woman gives birth, she is unclean, much
like during and after her period (God
seems to hate women). If she gives birth
to a female, she is twice as unclean and
must do a purification ritual for a few
weeks, then kill a lamb and put it on a
priest's doorstep.
12:8 "And if she be not able to bring a
lamb, then she shall bring two turtles,
or two young pigeons; the one for the
burnt offering, and the other for a sin
offering: and the priest shall make an
atonement for her, and she shall be
clean."
-It just seems like God wants her to kill
something. "I don't care. Just grab a rock
and smash the head of the nearest living
animal, preferably a bunny. For I am the
Lord, thy God."
The next 116 verses are spent
discussing leprosy. Which is strange
that the book from the all-knowing
creator would discuss a disease specific
to that time period. He didn't bother to
mention aids or bubonic plague or
malaria. He just thought it prudent to
only mention this one specific affliction.
And his suggestion for curing it? You
guessed it. More animal sacrifices. I'm
starting to think that God created all
these animals just to kill them off.
BIBLE'S CURE FOR LEPROSY:
Get 2 birds. Kill one and dip the living one
in the dead bird's blood and sprinkle
yourself with the blood 7 times. Now go
kill Lambchop and smear lamb blood on
yourself 7 times. Find 2 more birds and
repeat the first step.
14:21 "And if he be poor, and cannot
get so much; then he shall take one
lamb for a trespass offering to be
waved, to make an atonement for him,
And two turtledoves, or two young
pigeons, such as he is able to get; and
the one shall be a sin offering, and the
other a burnt offering."
-Once again, even though the Lord was
very specific at first... it really doesn't
matter. Just kill something and roll around
in its blood. Blood orgy is the name of the
game here.
15:19 "And if a woman have an issue,
and her issue in her flesh be blood, she
shall be put apart seven days: and
whosoever toucheth her shall be
unclean until the even."
15:20 "And every thing that she lieth
upon in her separation shall be unclean:
every thing also that she sitteth upon
shall be unclean."
-"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7
days and doesn't die." - God
-A woman on the rag is a disgusting
thing. Anywhere she sits or touches is
then unclean. At this point I would like to
recommend a book called "The Year of
Living Biblically" by A.J. Jacobs.
To avoid sitting where his disgusting
bleeding wife has sat he carries with him
a collapsible wooden chair that he also
uses on subways and public places. He
also wears a robe, blows a ram's horn,
and wears the appropriate beard and
tassel combination that the lord requires,
all within the confines of New York City.
15:29 "And on the eighth day she shall
take unto her two turtles, or two young
pigeons, and bring them unto the
priest, to the door of the tabernacle of
the congregation."
15:30 "And the priest shall offer the one
for a sin offering, and the other for a
burnt offering; and the priest shall
make an atonement for her before the
LORD for the issue of her uncleanness."
-That's right. Every time any woman is
done menstruating she must kill 2 turtles
or 2 pigeons. Seems like we would almost
have to breed mass amounts just to keep
up. I mean Los Angeles alone has a
population of 10 million. Assuming 5
million of those are female, and say only 2
million are in the Age of Menstruation...
that's still 4 million turtle/pigeons we're
slaughtering every month. For christ's
sakes Bible, think outside the box.
Then the Lord trademarks the term
"scapegoat" in which you take 2 goats,
kill one, sprinkle its blood on the living
goat 7 times and send the living goat
off into the desert, carrying all your sins
with it.
-The author of Leviticus seems to be stuck
on this one idea. Killing one of two
animals and sprinkling the blood 7 times.
Seems to be the trick for any ailment you
have. After rubbing his nipples and
talking about animal sacrifices again, the
Lord brings up the notorious passage:
18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind,
as with womankind: it is abomination.
-Boom. There it is. The source of all those
God Hates gays signs and vitriol spewing
from the mouths of the soulless cunts
with lives so empty that they seek
justification through the condemnation
of others.
But...
The previous 17 chapters immediately
preceding this passage was an in-depth
instruction manual on how to mutilate
and offer up your dead animals on
sacrificial altars. And we seem to have
completely disregarded all that as primal
and barbaric, yet we embrace this equally
primitive dictum as absolute law? (Did
someone say cherry picking?)
[Insert funny gay picture here... I made
the mistake of googling "gay pic"]
If the Bible was one page long and was
made up of Leviticus 19:9 - 19:18, it
would be worth following. Don't lie,
don't steal, be kind to others, don't
judge, don't gossip, don't hate thy
brother. Simple. Short. Good
intentioned. Though the Lord doesn't
seem to follow the "love thy neighbor
as thyself" bit, since he's constantly
commanding warfare against
neighboring factions.
19:26 Ye shall not eat any thing with
the blood: neither shall ye use
enchantment, nor observe times.
19:27 Ye shall not round the corners of
your heads, neither shalt thou mar the
corners of thy beard.
19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in
your flesh for the dead, nor print any
marks upon you: I am the LORD.
-Don't eat bloody things, or use magic or
astrology. Don't trim your hair or beard.
Don't get a tattoo. What? You're starting
to lose me, God. Where are all these
random, arbitrary rules coming from? It
just seems like you're bored and trying to
see how far you can push us. And I like
the interspersed usage of I AM THE LORD,
BITCH just to reiterate how awesome you
are in case we forgot.
20:10 And the man that committeth
adultery with another man's wife, even
he that committeth adultery with his
neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the
adulteress shall surely be put to death.
-Don't drink another man's Kool-aid. I
don't mind this law so much. Your
woman cheats on you? Kill both those
motherfuckers. Pop pop.
20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as
he lieth with a woman, both of them
have committed an abomination: they
shall surely be put to death; their blood
shall be upon them.
-A little man on man action? They both
die. In no uncertain terms. And yet
homosexual christians still exist.
20:27 A man also or woman that hath a
familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall
surely be put to death: they shall stone
them with stones: their blood shall be
upon them.
-Those damn wizards again with their
demonic Quidditch!
21:18 For whatsoever man he be that
hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a
blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a
flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
21:19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or
brokenhanded,
21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that
hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy,
or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
-Yes! Another of my favorites. God hates
the ugly, the blind, the handicapped,
people with limps, people with bad backs
or busted hands, people with broken
nuts, midgets, and pirates.
22:30 "On the same day it shall be
eaten up; ye shall leave none of it until
the morrow: I am the LORD."
22:31 "Therefore shall ye keep my
commandments, and do them: I am the
LORD. "
22:32 "Neither shall ye profane my holy
name; but I will be hallowed among the
children of Israel: I am the LORD which
hallow you,"
22:33 "That brought you out of the land
of Egypt, to be your God: I am the
LORD."
-BAM! BAM! BAM! Oh did you forget who
was talking motherfucker?? It's the LORD
punk ass! Make sure you take out the
trash before dinner... I AM THE LORD!
AWWW YEAAAAAH. 4 straight verses in a
row stroking the Lord's ego.
The Lord closes out this chapter by
threatening his people with violence if
they don't obey.
26:21 And if ye walk contrary unto me,
and will not hearken unto me; I will
bring seven times more plagues upon
you according to your sins.
26:22 I will also send wild beasts
among you, which shall rob you of your
children , and destroy your cattle, and
make you few in number; and your high
ways shall be desolate.
26:23 And if ye will not be reformed by
me by these things, but will walk
contrary unto me;
26:24 Then will I also walk contrary
unto you, and will punish you yet seven
times for your sins.
26:25 And I will bring a sword upon you,
that shall avenge the quarrel of my
covenant: and when ye are gathered
together within your cities, I will send
the pestilence among you; and ye shall
be delivered into the hand of the
enemy.
26:30 And I will destroy your high
places, and cut down your images, and
cast your carcases upon the carcases of
your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.
26:31 And I will make your cities waste,
and bring your sanctuaries unto
desolation, and I will not smell the
savour of your sweet odours.
26:32 And I will bring the land into
desolation: and your enemies which
dwell therein shall be astonished at it.
Etc etc etc
And finally, the Lord makes sure every
knows that a woman is worth 50% of a
man's worth in shekels. All praise the
kind and generous Lord.

Exodus
Baby Moses constructs a mini sailboat
out of Legos and reenacts Huckleberry
Finn minus the black guy until he
discovers the underwater city of
Rapture, where he then must alter his
genetics through plasmids in an
attempt to destroy Big Daddy.
-More or less, this is exactly what
happened.
2:24 "And God heard their groaning,
and God remembered his covenant with
Abraham, with Isaac, and with Jacob."
-God "took notice" and "remembered his
covenant" ... meaning that God can be
distracted and forgetful. He looked up
from the Lakers game and went "oh shit,
the covenant. My bad, I forgot."
God appears to Moses as a burning bush
-Why? So far God has shown himself
physically to Adam and Eve, then
manifested himself as a professional
wrestler with Jacob, and now this? Seems
like God is slowly getting lazier. "Ah
whatever, a bush will do, now where's
my omnipotent Zippo?"
4:3 And he said, Cast it on the ground.
And he cast it on the ground, and it
became a serpent; and Moses fled from
before it.
4:4 And the LORD said unto Moses, Put
forth thine hand, and take it by the tail.
And he put forth his hand, and caught it,
and it became a rod in his hand:
4:6 And the LORD said furthermore unto
him, Put now thine hand into thy
bosom. And he put his hand into his
bosom: and when he took it out,
behold, his hand was leprous as snow.
4:7 And he said, Put thine hand into thy
bosom again. And he put his hand into
his bosom again; and plucked it out of
his bosom, and, behold, it was turned
again as his other flesh.
-So Moses takes his rod/serpent and his
stinkfist magic trick that he got from a
bush and sets off to gather up his posse.
4:25 Then Zipporah took a sharp stone,
and cut off the foreskin of her son, and
cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a
bloody husband art thou to me.
-Moses' wife goes all Lorena Bobbitt on
his ass.
6:3 "And I appeared unto Abraham,
unto Isaac, and unto Jacob, by the
name of God Almighty, but by my name
JEHOVAH was I not known to them."
-First instance where God mentions his
name. If he had gone with Brent or Todd,
it probably wouldn't have been received
as well.
7:5 "And the Egyptians shall know that I
am the LORD"
-Prideful, vengeful dick much?
Moses engages the Pharaoh's
magicians in a epic sorcery battle. Much
like a modern day Chris Angel vs David
Blaine showdown.
Moses did the snake trick, the
magicians did the snake trick. Moses hit
em with bloody rivers and the
magicians did likewise. Moses frogged
their asses and the magicians frogged
him right back. Moses cast Affliction of
Lice +4 and the magicians tried to
duplicate but were lacking the proper
Tier 9 gear set from the epic dungeon
final boss loot.
-Which was strange, considering the time
frame, you would think that everyone
would have already had lice.
Then Moses gives em flies, dead cattle,
and boils.
9:14 "For I will at this time send all my
plagues upon thine heart, and upon thy
servants, and upon thy people; that
thou may know that there is none like
me in all the earth."
-God being a prick again
9:23 "And Moses stretched forth his rod
toward heaven: and the LORD sent
thunder and hail."
-Really God? A natural weather
occurrence? We're all so very impressed.
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The hail killed the cattle for a 2nd time.
And the Pharaoh, apparently the
hardest man in the world to convince,
changed his mind again after the hail
stopped.
So Moses makes it dark and has a locust
rave party. Every time Moses asks the
Pharaoh to let his people go, the Lord
intervenes and "hardens the Pharaoh's
heart so that he would not let them
go."
-The Lord is using the Pharaoh as his
puppet so that he may continuously
torture people and put on a display of
power.
12:12 "For I will pass through the land
of Egypt this night, and will smite all the
firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man
and beast; and against all the gods of
Egypt I will execute judgment: I am the
LORD."
-God kills innocent babies and asks
Moses' people to smear blood on their
door frames, so that the Lord, in his
genocidal rampage, doesn't accidentally
kill the wrong children. I mean... we're a
chapter and a half into this book and I
already don't want to worship this God
character.
-God also kills the cattle for a 3rd time. But
he probably resurrected them to kill them
again because as he so proudly states, I
am the friggin LORD!!
After his slaughter, God goes on to
make arbitrary rules about the
Passover holiday he just created in
celebration of himself (ummm... you
shall only eat unleavened bread. So
help me, if I find leaven in your house...)
.
12:45 "A foreigner and a hired servant
shall not eat thereof... for no
uncircumcised person shall eat
thereof."
-In Sweet 16 fashion, the Lord states that
no immigrants, blacks, or Jews can come
to his party.
13:17 "And it came to pass, when
Pharaoh had let the people go, that God
led them not through the way of the
land of the Philistines"
-"Land of the Philistines" is quite a
strange term to be mentioned hundreds
of years before the Philistines even settled
in Canaan... Bible alteration much?
Then the Pharaoh emptied out Egypt's
army to chase after these refugees who
seemed to mean more to him than the
million he already ruled over. But God,
taking the form of half-cloud/half-fire,
parted the sea, knocked off the
Egyptian's chariot wheels, and drown
them all.
-Once again, for an all-powerful being this
seems rather elaborate and unnecessary.
Why not just make the Pharaoh not chase
after them, the way you mind controlled
him earlier? Or just block their path? Must
you satisfy your urge to kill again?
15:3 "The LORD is a man of war: the
LORD is his name."
-Very useful reference when discussing
how christianity is a religion of
"peace" ...along with the millions of
people he kills in the next cities
Moses and his people wander around
lost in the desert for 40 years,
complaining the whole time
God slaughters the Amalekites... but
only as long as Moses keeps his hand
raised.
-Huh?
Moses goes "I'm going up this magic
mountain to my secret meeting with
God... oh and if anyone follows me,
you'll die." Then he presents them with
the 10 Commandments, which I'll not
go into since many brilliant people have
already ripped them apart (Carlin, Penn
and Teller, etc).
Exodus 21: The Guide to Owning a Slave
-Detailed instructions on how to split up
your new slave from his family and which
of his kids are now yours if his wife gives
birth (Hint: it's all of them).
-How to sell your daughter and what to
do if she fails to please her new master
21:15 And he that smiteth his father, or
his mother, shall be surely put to death.
21:16 And he that stealeth a man, and
selleth him, or if he be found in his
hand, he shall surely be put to death.
21:17 And he that curseth his father, or
his mother, shall surely be put to death.
-Unruly children should be put to death,
and don't steal my slaves motherf...
21:20 And if a man smite his servant, or
his maid, with a rod, and he die under
his hand; he shall be surely punished.
21:21 Notwithstanding, if he continue a
day or two, he shall not be punished:
for he is his money.
21:26 And if a man smite the eye of his
servant, or the eye of his maid, that it
perish; he shall let him go free for his
eye's sake.
21:27 And if he smite out his
manservant's tooth, or his
maidservant's tooth; he shall let him go
free for his tooth's sake.
-Beat your slave with a rod, just don't kill
him... and if you kill him, make sure it
takes a few days for him to die. And don't
put out his eye or knock out a tooth, or
else you have to let him go
22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to
live."
-One of my favorite lines in the Bible.
Those damn witches.
22:19 "Whosoever lieth with a beast
shall surely be put to death."
-Bestiality = Death
Pages of "Thou shall not"s and animal
sacrifices.
God shows his metrosexual side and
spends 7 pages talking about curtains,
candlesticks, perfume, and accessories
28:30 "And thou shalt put in the
breastplate of judgment the Urim and
the Thummim;"
-The Book of Mormon gets a shout out
Instructions on how to kill, cut up, and
burn your animal sacrifices. And how to
cover yourself with the sacrificial blood.
-Getting a little creepy. Little tribal for my
taste.
31:14 "Ye shall keep the sabbath
therefore; for it is holy unto you: every
one that defileth it shall surely be put
to death:"
-Kill the Sabbath workers. Seems to be an
unbelievable amount of killing for this
peaceful religion.
Moses gets uber pissed when he sees
his people dancing naked around a
golden calf, so he melts it down, mixes
it with water and makes people drink it.
33:23 "And I will take away mine hand,
and thou shalt see my back parts: but
my face shall not be seen".
-You can't look at God's face, but feel free
to check out His ass
34:14 "For thou shalt worship no other
god: for the LORD, whose name is
Jealous, is a jealous God:"
-Wait... now his name is Jealous? Jealous
who is jealous? Obvious troll is obvious?
At this point the author of Exodus
realizes he needs more filler pages to
meet his page count quota and starts
telling the story of Mount Sinai again.
He then closes out his masterpiece with
5 pages describing the construction of a
tabernacle.

dekung: @ea7,
Am enjoying the gist aaaaaaaall the way

I am definitly not blushing. The last post wasnt mine though it was from another site, i'll post my take later.

Blackteeth: The reason am posting this as a new topic is because I believe the content of this post is heavy enough to give the atheist a shattering blow and a run for their brains. So I want many atheists as possible to see this and save themselves more embarasment.

First I want to tell these atheists to disregard what the bible and christians say about God and think independently because the bible seems to contain some flaws. Therefore it should not be the sole instrument to decide whether a creator exists or not.


Since the atheist ruled out the presence of an intelligent living creator and claim creation happened out of nothing and by chance, then it means that the universe is dead and unconcious, and this unconcious universe intelligently created more than 100,000 different things at its unconcious state. WOW!! This is just the same as saying that houses, cars, phones, bridges, shoes etc are built by dead and unconcious men. MY PEOPLE IS THIS POSSIBLE CAN A DEAD AND UNCONCIOUS THING CREATE MILLIONS OF DIFFERENT INTELLIGENTLY WELL DESIGNED THINGS HOW CAN AN UNCONCIOUS UNIVERSE CREATE INTELLIGENT CONCIOUS HUMAN BEINGS WHO CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE UNCONCIOUS UNIVERSE CREATED? Lol. Hahahaha. If I tell atheists that a certain house was built by dead men will they believe me So why should athiests believe that millions of different intelligently made things were created by a dead and unconcious universe? Now if you believe that the universe conciously created everything, that conciousness is what is called God, and not necessarily a man with a long beard and other characteristics that humans have used to describe him.

lol stupid.

hey butterfly, when you wake up tomorrow, look out the window, the sun will probably be out. Life goes on. Your sister would want that from you. I am sorry for your loss. Come out of your cocoon and fly like your moniker, crying wont bring em back, ive been in your place before. Peace.
Goshen 360 im not exactly an adult yet.. The above is what i was typing before my phone got an error and kaput. I apologise to the op.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligent_falling. See why intelligent design is retarded.

is that news...read this link for what god does in the bible www.ebonmusings.org/atheism/atrocities.html any theits are welcome to refute it. But imo anygod that acts like that cannot be trusted to keep his promises

did any of you christards bother to read the link?
Btw that einstein one is a debunked urban legend, and einsterin was not a god beleiver.

solomon111: Okay!
No problem.
If you think you are more knowledgeable and wiser than all the millions of people over the eons of time, who have followed the lord,including those who have being priviledged to pay the ultimate price for the name of the lord jesus,then you are indeed on your own.
As i said before, nobody will bear the consequences of your actions.

they didnt have access to what we have now. Sorry about my above, your kind has been stepping on my nerves rather hard.

solomon111: I just pity these so-called atheists.
Who do you think you are doing?
The reason you see christians preaching the gospel of our lord jesus christ day and night in the most dangerous and obscure places of the world,is because jesus commanded it,and they do not want anybody's blood on their neck.
In the grand scheme of things,you are on your own,and each person will answer for his/her self!
So pls stop reminding us with the fact that you are atheists and the one thousand and one reasons you chose to be atheists.
You have no excuse whatsoever for whatever fate you earn in the after-life,because you have been told repeatedly about the gospel of our lord jesus christ,but you have chosen to reject it.
Nobody can save you,if you dont want to be saved.
After all said and done,you hold the ultimate choice in your hand!

you assert withoou evidence and say we have been warned. Fuc.k you chriatians, you all suck.

on-code:
I STILL DEY WAIT FOR MY ANSWERS OHHHHHH

the reason your friends got angry might have been because of a. the nature of your question or b. Your attitude in presenting it.
A. The question is absurd and you know it, putting words related to each othe and adding a ? Does not a question make.
B. You might want to read this www.ebonmusings.org/atheism/atrocities.html. It might do you a little good.

First off, I'm skipping the whole "how
were plants created before light/
photosynthesis, how was light created
before the sun, contradictions of which
was created first" word games. Those
take up too much time and words and
pie.
1:16 "And God made two great lights;
the greater light to rule the day, and
the lesser light to rule the night: he
made the stars also."
-The moon is not a light, it is a reflection
of the sun's light. This is the first of many
examples that suggest that God's
omnipotence seems to be limited to the
knowledge of the demographics and time
period of when the Bible was written.
Strange.
1:26 "And God said, Let us make man in
our image, after our likeness"
-Our? Just how many gods are there?
2:2 "And on the seventh day God ended
his work which he had made; and he
rested on the seventh day from all his
work which he had made."
-even though they say that God only
"rested" to set an example of how would
should rest on the 7th day, couldn't the
Bible just say "rest on Sunday" ??
(question mark)? It clearly says God
rested, which means that this all-powerful
being was worn out from all those valleys
and hills and Wyoming and platypuses.
The Garden and the Tree of Knowledge
of Good and Evil
-Sooooo... God takes these 2 newly
formed, ignorant to life humans, puts
them in a garden with a tree bearing
food, nonchalantly goes "don't eat from
it" ... then leaves... to go make Venus, I
guess. And you know the rest.
So... WHY did he put them near the tree?
WHY did he have that which he didn't
want humans to attain be edible and
tempting? WHY did he leave? WHY did he
allow Satan the Snake to be in the garden,
knowing full well that he would tempt
them? Why did God design these 2
humans to be susceptible to temptation?
Then God comes strolling by (3:8
"walking in the garden in the cool of the
day" at the PRECISE moment after they
eat the fruit and goes "whoa whoa,
what's going on here?" (I'm
paraphrasing, of course)
It's like having a 2 year old child and
going "Now son, I'm going to leave these
delicious chocolate chip cookies sitting
right here within reach of you. I'm going
to the store to buy some Funyuns. Don't
eat them. Bye!" When any caring parent
would remove temptation, knowing that
the child doesn't know any better.
So it's quite obvious to me that God
WANTED man to F up royally. God created
man with the sole purpose of imposing
"original sin" upon him, so that he may
feel guilty and grovel and ask forgiveness
for something that wasn't his fault for all
eternity.
That child who ate the cookies is now 40
and the parent is still bringing it up daily.
"I don't care if you saved an orphanage
from burning down today... remember
when I told you not to eat those cookies
and you did?"
Cain slays Abel and is "cast out"
arbitrarily from one remote location of
this empty world to another random
remote location. Then he worries that
"every one that findeth me shall slay
me."
-This is a strange worry since he is 1 of 3
people in existence. Then he sleeps with
his wife to start the incestual chain of
humanity... but where did his wife come
from?
6:4 "There were giants in the earth in
those days"
-I'm assuming these are literal giants and
not "intellectual giants" or some modern
term.
Then the Lord decides that all humanity
is corrupt and needs to be massacred
via flood.
-One... why the need for an elaborate
flood? Why not just use your God powers
and make every one not exist? You can
only create from nothing, not turn into
nothing? Two, were we not already told
that men were made in His image? So
either God is evil and corrupt, which is
why we turned out like we did before
and after the flood... or he is incapable of
creating things how he wants. God is a
flawed designer.
Maybe that's why he doesn't show his
face anymore. He tried once, messed up
and started over. Then he was like "whoa
hold on, hold on. No, stop making more
people. Wait, why did you kill that guy?
Stop fucking! There's too many of you
already! You know what!? Bleep this, I'm
out!"
Then there's the Ark which I won't
discuss do to redundancy. There are
thousands of videos mocking this
obvious nonsensical fairy tale already. The
average thinker explaining the flaws of
Noah and his ark is analogous to a world
renowned chemist giving a lecture on the
validity of alchemy.
Then Noah (the only righteous man in
the world) gets hammered on wine and
passes out naked.
Then the humans build an impressive
tower and God (completely caught off
guard) confuses them by making them
speak multiple languages because their
tower was more impressive than the
one he made in shop class.
Many pages of slaves and servitude and
historical inaccuracies and more incest
18:9 "And God said unto him, 'Where is
Sarah thy wife?'" You're omnipotent,
God. Quit messing with me. And stop
asking about my wife, perv.
Lot offers his virgin daughters to a mob
of rapists to appease their lust for the
sexually attractive angels
God burns Sodom and Gomorrah to the
ground, including all those "evil"
children and newborn babies.
God turns Lot's wife in a pillar of salt
just for kicks and giggles. Why exactly
was it so wrong to look back at a village
being assaulted by fire raining from the
sky? If no one was supposed to look,
perhaps God could've made the
destruction a little more subtle.
Lot's daughters got their father drunk,
then raped him." Yeah, I've been really
drunk before, even drunk, high, and on
acid at the same time. And not once
during that time would I have
"mistakenly" slept with my family
members. Especially since they lived in a
cave, separate from anyone that could
have been confused for a bar skank.
21:1 "And the LORD visited Sarah as he
had said, and the LORD did unto Sarah
as he had spoken. For Sarah
conceived..."
-God made a booty call
For some reason, God takes human
form and wrestles Jacob. He is losing so
he cheats and gropes Jacob's inner
thigh.
Various pages discerning which parts of
the penis to chop off.
Onan is murdered by God for spooging
on the ground instead of impregnating
his brother's wife.
A 7000 page story about Joseph being
thought dead, but actually not.
INTERMISSION
For those of you that read this far... Bravo,
you bored and dedicated souls. Obviously
all the books aren't as interesting or
important as Genesis, and will be skipped
over (I'm looking at you Psalms).
Now I continue on with Exodus. Ahem...

The word agnostic was invented because of the negative conotations associated with the word atheist. They are basically the same, or does an agnostic beleive in a god?

fail

buzugee, have you had your happy pills yet?

mkmyers45: *Face Palm* ***Somebody was trying to kill you****

they should have succeeded. i dont think these foolish theists realise we were once like them before, then the think the bible is magic, read it and believe *smh vigorously. and where did god come from? where is he? is he immaterial and invisible, if so then:To talk of immaterial existences is to talk of nothings. To say that the human soul, angels, God, are immaterial is to say they are nothings, or that there is no God, no angels, no soul. I cannot reason otherwise" (August 15, 1820). chikena, god becomes irrelevant

Zediccus: Ain't here to convert atheists into believers, but i have absolutely nothing sensible to say. What if a believer dies and gets to find out there is no God, does he have anything to lose ? And what if an atheist dies and finds out there is a God, what becomes of him ? At least atheist believe they will someday die.

thats way too easy to shoot down. There are thousands of gods, what if thor is real? He might spare atheists for being skeptical and waste beleivers for slandering him.