₦airaland Forum

if she don't smell of smoke, her pussy doesn't smell bad, she don't concern me with her smoking related health problems, she don't smoke during pregnancy, my kids shouldn't have slightest idea she smokes, my relatives doesn't have slightest idea she smokes and finally my house doesn't smell of smoke. ok no problem, I can marry her.

Racoon:
See the frightening reality of the situation Buhari have put this country into? A Nigerien is boldly confronting a Nigerian woman thereby lightening a fuse that will lead to the cascade of events wherein innocent hausa became victims.

This is just one among the many illegal Nigeriens perhaps staying illegally in this natio.How on earth did a Nigerien became this bold to stir a fight outside his home country that will take this course is simply because he sees Nigeria as a conquered nation given the unholy alliance Mr president have with that nation.

Remember a delegation from two Nigerien states of Maradi & ........ crossed our borders to partake in Buhari's 2018 campaign rally in Kano.Now the railway he is building to terminate in that country via Kano.A president violating the sovereignty of a country @ will.

and the south east don't deserve a rail line

Silentgroper:
Overgrown pokenoser. Get a life 4 once...

guy I hardly put mouth for una nl matter. but this lady never said anything provoking. you just went hard on her, without caring about her current state of mind. she could be someone dear to you or me, like a cousin friend, a school mate, a street neighbor or someone that just needs your help. the way you bullied her can cause something else for you. because God can be sensitive.
I just feel like letting you know, for the sake of tomorrow.

Kennydoc:
Of course, we all know Nigeria is messed up. I know how messed up Nigeria is cos I have seen what decent countries look like.
I am only saying that he used a wrong example. Even the UK doesn't have anything like that ice hotel, and probably won't be able to build it anywhere now.

Omolomo4eva:
No mind me boss, just kidding

but seriously, you can build that in a rain forest or in that your jos with ice, just try coat the ice with silicone, it reflects the sun and keeps the ice cool for a long time.

Silentgroper:
Unku! .. Face front abeg.

overgrown bully get a life for once

Omolomo4eva:
No mind me boss, just kidding

but seriously, you can build that in a rain forest with ice, just try coat the ice with silicone, it reflects the sun and keeps the ice cool for a long time.

Omolomo4eva:
I will build one in Nigeria soon

logic; how will you achieve it

CalliDora1:
The same old woman you've been seeking her attention. You lot suck on here.
Just buzz off!

you self dey answer that mumu

Silentgroper:
Old woman is trying to make herself feel young by watching cartoon.

mumu

Kennydoc:
It's only possible in Canada because of the climate. The temperature in the location where that ice hotel was built remains below zero for several months, up till end of March. By summer, the whole building would have melted and that place will be ordinary soil.
Nigeria simply doesn't have that temperature. Even Jos with its famed cold weather cannot even boast of temperature less than 15°C at any time of the year.
California State in the US is richer than Canada but also can't boast of this hotel for the same reason that they just don't have the climate.
So you can see that it has nothing to do with how messed up Nigeria is.

ha intelligent Bros! think outside the box for once

GeneralPula:
We don’t even have snow..
Now how do we get there?

your types are the people we have in government. no content

GeneralPula:
We don’t even have snow..
Now how do we get there?

your types are the people we have in government. no content

GeneralPula:
We don’t even have snow..

Now how do we get there?

that's was how I ask a Nigerian graduate, how will he achieve sharing of one bag of rice each to all reasonable tax paying resident of his local government, if he is the council chairman.
he answered," it's impossible"

GeneralPula:
We don’t even have snow..
Now how do we get there?

your tunnel vision is spectacular

AlfaB:
I can't thank Nnamdi Kanu enough.

If not for him some SE governors will now be dashing our lands to these parasites.

I can't thank you enough for this your comment

don't you just love nairaland?

99thEnemy:
OK!... she blocked me on Facebook, Instagram and changed her phone number so I couldn't reach her on Viber and WhatsApp...
All of her very close friends just disappered as my friends on social media.
.
Please explain this one because till today Ayam still not understanding.
I traveled back for a visit home, couldn't go back and it became a long distance relationship then from one brainless issue to another, problems started escalating
Then one day she tells me some hateful ish and sends me many pictures of our memories together 1001 voice notes and I get blocked so I couldn't even reply.
.

issh!

amnesty7:
Who go buy curse?

mumu

amnesty7:
Who go buy curse?

mimu

JovialJune:
I've tried this with mine, and it felt and taste normal, I wonder the pleasure you guys feel when sucking boobs..

sweetheart to me ,most times it's the feeling I feel you guys get that turns me on, so how you guys feel when your breast is being suck

virginprincess:
Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, besides why must one guy have this much number of pretty girls around him .

it happens atimes

Edyice:
Oil that the northerners want to die for will now fall

Nigerian government ,Saudi Arabia ,Iran and co will see what hit them within 10 year


Stupid abokis that can't think

Bros they are thinking, cos the south is still going to be there oil well through tax. they ain't letting go

jidestroud:
Feeding the Goats

Yesterday's activities was quite hectic and tiring. Indeed, I now believe one of the greatest insult you can insult any human with is saying; You are a goat. Settling the goats in was a bit of a task but, they are doing fine now.

Now the question is What to feed my goats?
There's the erroneous assumption that a goat will eat virtually anything that comes its way, ranging from grasses, bread, leftover from the kitchen... even paper and plastics etc. Nope!! Goats are very selective in their eating. More to the Deer than to the cattle. So I intend giving my goats a perfect balanced diet meal plan.

Today, I would be visiting Alaba Rago to get Hay sacks for my goats. Other food supplements would be gotten even as I seek advises from the Hausa's in the Rago Market.

More updates later!!!

you should have seek the advice first from the guys at alaba rago first before buying the goats

codemaniacs:
I don't encourage inter racial relationships. It leads one race breeding out the other.

It's her truth .

don't you think the black race should be out bred?

Leshurr:
Point 5 is pretty much self explanatory... but to expand further, ... Nigerian churches abroad are toxic because everything bad about Nigeria is practised there; mediocrity, corruption, nepotism, classism, hypocrisy, wickedness, envy, arrogance etc..
The focus is neither on God, nor attaining righteousness but rather on showing off, making money and being rewarded with titles in within the organisation (church).
... This is why you'd see economically disadvantaged people who actually live in council houses, dressing like millionaires in church whilst looking down on others who are just as poor as they are.. respect and honor is given to the most superficial of things.

I just added my like

Runcityrap:
my brother find money.. if u no get do d normal braiding you can afford for your girl and stop spreading poverty in dis room...bone straight texture is very cool, light real and easy to carry around..wahala for who��meanwhile Lagos your boy is back inahh

na wa oo so you carry your inferiority complex come nairaland

vickydankal:
In this forum alone I have been quoted 18 times. Now I know why ladies don’t comment much on gender topics. I’ve been insulted, called names and some had boldly written on how that, the only thing I bring to the table is boobs and .....

When is it now a crime to air my view. Why does guys in Nairaland think that the only asset of ladies is their body?

For the record I’ve been married for 7 years and all I listed there my husband possess them.

blame the mod

pepperdemzombie:
She dated Atiku and wasn't hidden. Rumoured to be into anals with him. She lost one Emeka she was publicizing for marriage to that. She thought she will be young forever.

she is still better than your mother

King44:
can I get some advice from you..

A trusted friend of mine wants to help me trade on forex, he wants to use a naira account we are looking at a profit of 7k naira max on a daily with 100k. Do you know anything about naira account and the risk involved? Enlighten me.

premium tears

Tillatalk:
I used to buy something from this particular shop the other day I bought something from a shop closer to her na so she see me the next day say oga you no dey buy something from me again I was so angry and speechless

MTN. their fraudulent charge and bonuses. the most annoying one is there borrowing of credit, you will want to borrow credit that they are sure of you paying back in moment, and they will be charging you at an interest rate of 15%!
that's outrageous our govt is just there looking at this reap off. double digits interest rate on credit I'll pay back now now.
besides they have this annoying algorithm that forces you to borrow higher credit when your credit rating is high. i.e removing#50, #100 from the options of borrowable amounts when borrowing. MTN understands that our govt don't care about us, so they treat us with scorn

collinsuchendu:
Kindly shut up and swallow all the insults sis.. he might be testing you or do you want to end up in shiloh? but if you should retaliate by insulting his parents back and I happen to be the dude.. sorry to say this, I'll try my utmost best to make your miserable life a living hell.

Be tolerant.

uche you don Bleep up. you forget that the only person we hurt in life is ourselves.

barristerbiodun:
Verbal communication of your intention to evict a tenant is nothing in the eyes of the law, and your tenant, the cooperative bank knows it and have decided you're not serious yet about evicting them, so they'll utilize as much time as they can perhaps to continue to sit tight in possession to perhaps find a 'warehouse' for their office equipment and other things at your place because you cannot lawfully unlock that premises without a court order.

Your remedy is to have issued the statutory notices as provided by the Lagos Tenancy Law (I assume this property is in Lagos). You should have issued a 6 months Quit Notice which would have elapsed by now, followed by a 7 days owner's intention to apply to recover premises. However, as you have mentioned that its now more than a year since his last rent expired, the law allows you to waive issuing the 6 months notice and go straight to serving the tenant the 7 days notice after which you can apply to court.

From experience though, once you issue a statutory notice to an enlightened tenant who knows the law, they then know that you're serious abiut evicting them and would most times dobthe needful by moving out and paying arrears of rent. The good thing is that you can always claim the arrears of rent usually called mesne profit once rent expires, if you go to court.

Please contact a lawyer to immediately issue a notice, most advisably a 7 days notice and i can bet you would get a positive response. For further legal advice and counselling, you can call/whatsapp 08165413597.

boss can a landlord draw up an agreement with a tenant that stipulates that the tenant or a third party has waiver his/ their right to sue the landlord in the case of an eviction in whatsoever means.