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Food › Re: The Crocodile My Mechanic Killed And Ate This Morning by easiest(m): 5:57pm On Sep 02, 2016
It shows no work today
They'll busy through a whole day preparing this, I can understand why he's a mechanic
Webmasters › Re: Spacex Rocket Explosion - Mark Zuckerberg Reacts by easiest(m): 9:44pm On Sep 01, 2016
You can set up another one in just a weklek I trust you smiley
Webmasters › Re: Funny Memes About Mark Zuckerberg's Visit (add Yours) by easiest(m): 6:29pm On Sep 01, 2016
Abi no be so?

Business › Re: GPRTU Petitions Mahama Over Dangote by easiest(m): 4:28pm On Jul 29, 2016
There sholdn't be any issue if Dangote won't be using his truck to convey any other product exept his own goods.
Christianity Etc › Re: Muslim Youths Destroy Catholic Church In Baki Iku, Near Abuja by easiest(m): 4:01pm On Jul 16, 2016
What actually caused it?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor's Lover Dies During Abortion In Kaduna State by easiest(m): 8:12pm On Jul 14, 2016
Na 1 by 1 all your secret go expose, many pastors are yet to be caught but let hope soon God go expose you all.
Christianity Etc › Re: Photo Of Eunice Elisha Olawale Preaching by easiest(m): 4:11pm On Jul 13, 2016
HrmOlolade:
And what evidence or witness proved that muslims killed her
Killer never a religious person, real muslim or christian won't kill anyone
Phones › Re: How Mobile App Saved Me From Being defrauded of Huge sum by Kidnappers In Rivers by easiest(m): 2:17pm On Jul 11, 2016
Am Happy for you o kiss
Celebrities › Re: Sarah Ofili Flaunts Hot Bikini Body At The Beach(photos) by easiest(m): 9:17am On Jul 11, 2016
Airforce1:
she's got the beauty.
Hope she got brain too?
Nope no brain at all
Politics › Re: Oproama: How Dirty, Deserted This Oil Producing Community In Rivers Is by easiest(m): 12:51pm On Jul 06, 2016
A party ruled for a good 16yrs but never see all this talkless of putting things in place, instead they are busy sharing d excess crude oil money, they money they use to restructure that place a make better living for d people of that community. Na God go jurdge you all

Don't loose hope yet they present administration have u guys in mind you online need be give dem some time
Foreign Affairs › Re: I Have Sex With Dead Bodies – Sharkan Lucas, Mortuary Attendant by easiest(m): 11:03am On Jul 02, 2016
That is why I love Islam smiley
Islam › Re: Sulaiman Abdulkarim Wins N19m At Dubai International Qur'anic Competition by easiest(m): 7:35pm On Jun 27, 2016
rapistomenka:
Hope he dont use the money to finance what he learnt from the Koran


I mean funding terrorism cool

Quran (9:29) - "Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued."



Quran (9:30) - "And the Jews say: Ezra is the son of Allah; and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may Allah destroy them; how they are turned away!"


Quran (47:3-4) - "Those who disbelieve follow falsehood, while those who believe follow the truth from their Lord... So, when you meet (in fight Jihad in Allah's Cause), those who disbelieve smite at their necks till when you have killed and wounded many of them, then bind a bond firmly (on them, i.e. take them as captives)... If it had been Allah's Will, He Himself could certainly have punished them (without you). But (He lets you fight), in order to test you, some with others. But those who are killed in the Way of Allah, He will never let their deeds be lost."

Politics › Re: Alkali Mohammed Mamu Arraigned By EFCC For Collecting N5.9m Bribe by easiest(m): 6:08pm On Jun 21, 2016
Good, I imagine Nigeria as a free currupt country, all part of d nation would have been develop and no state would have been thinking of break out.
Gradually we will all reach our aim
God bless Nigeria
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Church Threatens To Pull Out Of CAN by easiest(m): 11:38am On Jun 12, 2016
malvisguy212:
If Christians were Christians, there would be no denominations in the Christian world. If Christians were really Christians, they would not quarrel with one another, nor separate from one another, but rather would be members together in the "one body of Christ". Can you picture Jesus coming back to earth today and seeking out the fellowship of his own, walking the streets and looking at its Churches?

"This Church", his guide would say, "is a Baptist Church." "Baptist?" Jesus would ask, "What is a Baptist Church?" "This Church", his guide would say, "is a Presbyterian Church." Jesus would
ask, "What do you mean by a Presbyterian Church?" "This Church", his guide would say, "is
a Catholic Church." Jesus would say, "I have never heard of a Catholic Church before".
Jesus would ask them, "WERE IS THE CHURCH OF GOD?"
You are right my brother, I begin to think as I am now confused
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Christians Still Fornicate After Knowing It's A Serious Sin? by easiest(m): 11:27am On Jun 12, 2016
I think jesus have die for our sins, that mean any little has already be forgiven.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N-Power Teacher Corps Programme: Incoming Aspirants, Let's Meet Here by easiest(m): 9:58pm On Jun 11, 2016
The detail here:

Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Know That 'dab' Dance Move Is Anti-christ Demonic? Here's Why! by easiest(m): 5:15pm On Jun 10, 2016
Why dancing in worshipping God anyway?
Dance is a way of having fun, I never read in the Bible where Jesus christ dance in worshiping God.
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confused jare
Crime › Re: My Father Almost Killed Me With Sex, 10-year-old Cries by easiest(m): 10:11am On Jun 10, 2016
Sometime, we need sharia in judging some cases in this country, naturally this man have to be stoned to death.

End time father
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Shares Photos From Hamburg Tour by easiest(m): 4:49pm On Jun 08, 2016
Baba nla himself smiley
Crime › Re: 70-Year-Old Man In Ibadan Kidnaps 8-Year-Old Girl, Turns Her To His Sex Slave by easiest(m): 10:20am On Jun 03, 2016
Kongi na bastard grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Impregnates Choir Member In Lagos by easiest(m): 5:45pm On May 24, 2016
ammyluv2002:
Sadly, there are many false believers who will be expecting to go to Heaven and will be denied entrance.



The best way to avoid being one is to make sure you have truly put your trust in Christ alone for salvation.
The pastor said more than this bro, yet he's doing it in secret. Pls stop preaching and fooling people
Politics › Re: Senator Ben Murray-Bruce Reply To Ambode by easiest(m): 9:31am On May 24, 2016
It seem that ben has shares in the company, and u know the more money u make the more d profit shared.
That's why he like promoting and campaigning for this company.

Abi I lie?
Politics › Re: APC Not Managing Victory Well – Okorocha by easiest(m): 10:29pm On May 23, 2016
If we can't manage our resource by ourself, is it can paying one oyinbo will be d next option?
This don dey spoil for this country since many yrs back, may God help us
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Government Was Corrupt, Visionless, Ran Nigeria Aground – MEND by easiest(m): 8:31pm On May 23, 2016
Lyrics to Authority Stealing
[Chorus]
Authority stealing!

You be thief (I no be thief)
You be rogue (I no be rogue)
You dey steal (I no dey steal)
You be robber (I no be robber)
You be armed robber (No be armed robber)

I no be thief (You be thief)
I no be rogue (You be rogue)
I no dey steal (You dey steal)
I no be robber (You be robber)
I no be armed robber (You be armed robber)

[Chorus]
Argument, argument!

Argument, argument, argue
Them argue
Everbody dem argue
Them dem dem argue
Up and down them argue
Everbody dem argue
Them dem dem dem argue
Yes yes, them argue
Everbody dem argue

Argument about stealing
Somebody don take something
Wey belong to another person

Then you go hear:
You be thief (I no be thief)...

On top of the road, on the side
People dey waka
Office workers, labourer workers, workers' workers
Them go dey waka
Inside bus them go dey
Motorcycle them dey ride
Plenty, plenty crowd
Inside this crowd
Sometimes for one corner
Sometimes for one street
You go dey hear: ha ha!

[Chorus]
Thief, thief, thief!
Rogue, rogue, rogue!
Robber, robber!

Catch am, catch am! Thief, thief, thief!
Catch am, catch am! Rogue, rogue, rogue!
Catch am, catch am! Robber, robber!
Catch am
Pull am
Get am
Keep am
Ole...

[Chorus]
Catch am, catch am!

Looking go start
Watching go start
Chasing go start
Somebody go dey
Wey them go grab

Them go beat am well-well
Them go lynch am well-well
Police go come well-well
Them go carry am go court
Them go put am for jail

Them fit put am six months
(Them go put am for one year)
Them fit put am two years
(Them go put am for five years)
Them fit put am seven years
(Them go put am for ten years)

If not them go shoot am well
Them go shoot am for armed robbery
On top of the road, on the side
People dey waka
Office workers, labourer workers, workers' workers

Them go dey try
To try to make ends meet
Them go dey hustle
To try to make ends meet
Them go put hands for back
To try to make ends meet
Them go dey beg oga
To try to make ends meet
Them go be slaves for them town
To try to make ends meet

I say turn your face small
To the right wing
Oga patapata dey for there
Authority people dey for there
Instead of workers
We have officials
Instead of buses
Them dey ride motor-car
Instead of motorcycle
Na helicopter
Instead of them waka
Na worker go waka for them

Authority people them go dey steal
Public contribute plenty money
Na authority people dey steal
Authority man no dey pickpocket
Na petty cash him go dey pick
Armed robber him need gun
Authority man him need pen
Authority man in charge of money
Him no need gun, him need pen
Pen got power gun no get
If gun steal eighty thousand naira
Pen go steal two billion naira

[Chorus]
Thief, thief thief!
Rogue, rogue, rogue!
Robber, robber!

You no go hear them shout
You no go hear them shout at all
You no go hear them say
You no go hear them say response at all

Na different way be them way
Na civilize style be them style

[Chorus]
Yes, yes, yes, yes!

"Oh yes, of course, contract, have some money back in hand, ha ha"
Hear the words them dey take deceive the people:

Misappropriation
Maladministration
Nepotism
Mitigation
Make I remember another one wey them dey use
Defraudment
Forgerylization
Embezzlement
Vilification
Mismanagement
Public inquiry

Authority stealing pass armed robbery
We Africans we must do something about this nonsense
We say we must do something about this nonsense
I repeat, we Africans we must do something about this nonsense
Because now authority stealing pass armed robbery

Authority man him go dey steal
Public contribute plenty money...
Politics › Re: Buhari And Wike Meet In Abuja, At The Presidential Villa by easiest(m): 5:11pm On May 16, 2016
g4everybody:
Any meeting Wike is having with Buhari is fruitless because Buhari is a dullard and will never listen to good advise. Our president is heavily confuse
You shall be fighting war in your grave by 2019
Politics › Re: Photo Of Obasanjo Accepting The Surrender Of Biafra In 1970 by easiest(m): 11:30am On May 16, 2016
Old soldja never die
Crime › Re: Young Househelp Battered By Her Madam In Bayelsa (photo) by easiest(m): 12:05pm On May 13, 2016
See what women are doing now, if their husband start beating them to death then d whole world will be involved.
Politics › Re: Biafra Protesters Arrested In Buckingham Palace, London (Photo) by easiest(m): 6:33pm On May 12, 2016
MrAdetunjiBayo:
We yoruba muslims support the
arrest of the ipod and why are they
not putting them in vans to haul them away. Maybe they were later releasedlike the ipod guy that confronted Rochas.
Anyway, we thank the british crown
for handing over nigeria to we
muslims. The crown must protect the present structure of nigeria so that more oil money will flow from the nigerian state to the British banks since they have zero resources. God bless the queen, buhari is great! Allah is the greatest!
This is not a Muslim post, Allah will shut you down in a surprised way.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Least Prepared In OPEC For Higher Oil Price Regime – Businessday by easiest(m): 3:37pm On May 10, 2016
cktheluckyman:
Buhari is a certified failure!!! that is what you get when you foist an illiterate on a country as leader
Your father can't achieve what has achieved in his life.
Politics › Re: Tompolo Writes Buhari A Letter: ‘I Supported Jonathan NOT Because I Hate You’ by easiest(m): 10:29am On May 10, 2016
doublewisdom:
Tompolo understands the art of war better than Bubu Dundee. While the former hits where it hurts, cripples the economy , withdraws and grants interviews claiming he's innocent and powerless, the later in his illiteracy and obstinacy comes out blazing all his guns at once fighting everyone at the same time yet achieving nothing.
Your FATHER na Bubu Dundee stupid boy.
We go see how u wan live reach 74 since what u know is to abuse an old man.
Politics › Re: Army Storms Oporoza As Militants Plan To Bomb Abuja, Lagos, PH, Calabar by easiest(m): 8:03pm On May 09, 2016
Thewrath:
In this country,ordinary pipeline is more important than human life.
That was in the GEJ era, but not anymore, army now anywhere in no time one they were tip with info.
Travel › Re: Night Scene Of Bodija And Samonda, Ibadan: Beautiful Pictures. by easiest(m): 10:01pm On May 08, 2016
donogaga:
In Qdot's voice:


Olosho yapa ni bodija o.





Intro
Bi sekere ba ti dun oo
Konga a te le
A te le
Ijo ma tele
Antrans ko gi le o fun mi jaree



Lateko de challengi
A gba guru mara ji
Awole pelu bugati
Ankara lori fasasi
Idi n be nibadan o
Oke be nibadan o
Idi arere idi ayunre
Oke sango oke mo po
Ema je ko di ja
Olosho yapa ni bodija o
Pelu sokoto pe n pe
Awon omo mi ni mo lete
Ema soko fun eye twitter
Alomo metta feya speaker
Furo rabata fe ya bumber
Them say them to buggi down


Ibadan ni mo wa o
Ibadan ni mo re o
Ibadan ni mo wa o
Ibadan ni mo re o
Be wa deko be ba ni le
Ibadan ni mo wa oo



E shoutout si awon omo uni
Leed city de badan poly
Ebami ki kunle silencer
Omo musulumi to fa poli
Ero to lo london
Ebami ki tayo dekida
Tiringbeku teletele
Omo ibadan to di nigga
Omo woli to n fa taba
Basira su sara ko ta ba
Omugo fe high ogun lada
Won de ni momo re feya fada
Qdot fe silekun fe kun
O yo tan owa be kun bekun
I turn up tan osi seku
Ka to fi embivadale le odi seven


Ni le oluyole ooo
Awon omo lagelu
Ujo sokky mo gbe wa o
No be skelewu
Atana wole pelu sanpeni
Ki ni a de temi complaini
Pe owo afefe la fi sustaini
Ahhen ti naira ba ti tan
Mabinu ma ko pounsi jade
Ko fun mi lolosho to wo gown
Won fun mi lorogbo to ti brown
Eyi ko lemaso fun wa
Pe oshogbo ti di town
Eeeeen we rocking gucci gucci
Ajoko sori chair kusin
Eran chikin la gbe ah nu jawee
Una get time o. LOL

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