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If we can't manage our resource by ourself, is it can paying one oyinbo will be d next option?
This don dey spoil for this country since many yrs back, may God help us

Lyrics to Authority Stealing
[Chorus]
Authority stealing!

You be thief (I no be thief)
You be rogue (I no be rogue)
You dey steal (I no dey steal)
You be robber (I no be robber)
You be armed robber (No be armed robber)

I no be thief (You be thief)
I no be rogue (You be rogue)
I no dey steal (You dey steal)
I no be robber (You be robber)
I no be armed robber (You be armed robber)

[Chorus]
Argument, argument!

Argument, argument, argue
Them argue
Everbody dem argue
Them dem dem argue
Up and down them argue
Everbody dem argue
Them dem dem dem argue
Yes yes, them argue
Everbody dem argue

Argument about stealing
Somebody don take something
Wey belong to another person

Then you go hear:
You be thief (I no be thief)...

On top of the road, on the side
People dey waka
Office workers, labourer workers, workers' workers
Them go dey waka
Inside bus them go dey
Motorcycle them dey ride
Plenty, plenty crowd
Inside this crowd
Sometimes for one corner
Sometimes for one street
You go dey hear: ha ha!

[Chorus]
Thief, thief, thief!
Rogue, rogue, rogue!
Robber, robber!

Catch am, catch am! Thief, thief, thief!
Catch am, catch am! Rogue, rogue, rogue!
Catch am, catch am! Robber, robber!
Catch am
Pull am
Get am
Keep am
Ole...

[Chorus]
Catch am, catch am!

Looking go start
Watching go start
Chasing go start
Somebody go dey
Wey them go grab

Them go beat am well-well
Them go lynch am well-well
Police go come well-well
Them go carry am go court
Them go put am for jail

Them fit put am six months
(Them go put am for one year)
Them fit put am two years
(Them go put am for five years)
Them fit put am seven years
(Them go put am for ten years)

If not them go shoot am well
Them go shoot am for armed robbery
On top of the road, on the side
People dey waka
Office workers, labourer workers, workers' workers

Them go dey try
To try to make ends meet
Them go dey hustle
To try to make ends meet
Them go put hands for back
To try to make ends meet
Them go dey beg oga
To try to make ends meet
Them go be slaves for them town
To try to make ends meet

I say turn your face small
To the right wing
Oga patapata dey for there
Authority people dey for there
Instead of workers
We have officials
Instead of buses
Them dey ride motor-car
Instead of motorcycle
Na helicopter
Instead of them waka
Na worker go waka for them

Authority people them go dey steal
Public contribute plenty money
Na authority people dey steal
Authority man no dey pickpocket
Na petty cash him go dey pick
Armed robber him need gun
Authority man him need pen
Authority man in charge of money
Him no need gun, him need pen
Pen got power gun no get
If gun steal eighty thousand naira
Pen go steal two billion naira

[Chorus]
Thief, thief thief!
Rogue, rogue, rogue!
Robber, robber!

You no go hear them shout
You no go hear them shout at all
You no go hear them say
You no go hear them say response at all

Na different way be them way
Na civilize style be them style

[Chorus]
Yes, yes, yes, yes!

"Oh yes, of course, contract, have some money back in hand, ha ha"
Hear the words them dey take deceive the people:

Misappropriation
Maladministration
Nepotism
Mitigation
Make I remember another one wey them dey use
Defraudment
Forgerylization
Embezzlement
Vilification
Mismanagement
Public inquiry

Authority stealing pass armed robbery
We Africans we must do something about this nonsense
We say we must do something about this nonsense
I repeat, we Africans we must do something about this nonsense
Because now authority stealing pass armed robbery

Authority man him go dey steal
Public contribute plenty money...

g4everybody:
Any meeting Wike is having with Buhari is fruitless because Buhari is a dullard and will never listen to good advise. Our president is heavily confuse

You shall be fighting war in your grave by 2019

Old soldja never die

See what women are doing now, if their husband start beating them to death then d whole world will be involved.

MrAdetunjiBayo:
We yoruba muslims support the
arrest of the ipod and why are they
not putting them in vans to haul them away. Maybe they were later releasedlike the ipod guy that confronted Rochas.
Anyway, we thank the british crown
for handing over nigeria to we
muslims. The crown must protect the present structure of nigeria so that more oil money will flow from the nigerian state to the British banks since they have zero resources. God bless the queen, buhari is great! Allah is the greatest!

This is not a Muslim post, Allah will shut you down in a surprised way.

cktheluckyman:
Buhari is a certified failure!!! that is what you get when you foist an illiterate on a country as leader

Your father can't achieve what has achieved in his life.

doublewisdom:
Tompolo understands the art of war better than Bubu Dundee. While the former hits where it hurts, cripples the economy , withdraws and grants interviews claiming he's innocent and powerless, the later in his illiteracy and obstinacy comes out blazing all his guns at once fighting everyone at the same time yet achieving nothing.

Your FATHER na Bubu Dundee stupid boy.
We go see how u wan live reach 74 since what u know is to abuse an old man.

Thewrath:
In this country,ordinary pipeline is more important than human life.

That was in the GEJ era, but not anymore, army now anywhere in no time one they were tip with info.

donogaga:
In Qdot's voice:


Olosho yapa ni bodija o.





Intro
Bi sekere ba ti dun oo
Konga a te le
A te le
Ijo ma tele
Antrans ko gi le o fun mi jaree



Lateko de challengi
A gba guru mara ji
Awole pelu bugati
Ankara lori fasasi
Idi n be nibadan o
Oke be nibadan o
Idi arere idi ayunre
Oke sango oke mo po
Ema je ko di ja
Olosho yapa ni bodija o
Pelu sokoto pe n pe
Awon omo mi ni mo lete
Ema soko fun eye twitter
Alomo metta feya speaker
Furo rabata fe ya bumber
Them say them to buggi down


Ibadan ni mo wa o
Ibadan ni mo re o
Ibadan ni mo wa o
Ibadan ni mo re o
Be wa deko be ba ni le
Ibadan ni mo wa oo



E shoutout si awon omo uni
Leed city de badan poly
Ebami ki kunle silencer
Omo musulumi to fa poli
Ero to lo london
Ebami ki tayo dekida
Tiringbeku teletele
Omo ibadan to di nigga
Omo woli to n fa taba
Basira su sara ko ta ba
Omugo fe high ogun lada
Won de ni momo re feya fada
Qdot fe silekun fe kun
O yo tan owa be kun bekun
I turn up tan osi seku
Ka to fi embivadale le odi seven


Ni le oluyole ooo
Awon omo lagelu
Ujo sokky mo gbe wa o
No be skelewu
Atana wole pelu sanpeni
Ki ni a de temi complaini
Pe owo afefe la fi sustaini
Ahhen ti naira ba ti tan
Mabinu ma ko pounsi jade
Ko fun mi lolosho to wo gown
Won fun mi lorogbo to ti brown
Eyi ko lemaso fun wa
Pe oshogbo ti di town
Eeeeen we rocking gucci gucci
Ajoko sori chair kusin
Eran chikin la gbe ah nu jawee

Una get time o. LOL

SeverusSnape:
So he's no more a progressive and an agent of change??

When he was bankrolling the dullard with looted funds, you all were egging him on and hailing him. Yeye dey smell.

Can you call you father dullard?
Watch what u says to d elders ok.

Fake ECOWAS Passport Allegation: Over 200 Nigerians reportedly stranded at Togo/Ghana border - Eugene Orji Ikoro Okoronkwo .
I am in Accra at the moment. I Just came into Accra Ghana on Friday from Togo . After a terrible experience at Togo Ghana border Aflawo On Thursday.
I arrived Togo /Ghana border Aflawo on Thursday 24/3/2016 , and saw over 50 Nigerian innocent travelers stranded and vulnerable. When I asked , they told me that Togo immigration had seized all their regional Ecowas passport claiming that the passports were fake. Meanwhile they all came through Nigerian Seme border passing through Nigerian /Benin immigration with the same passports officially stamped by both immigrations and without any problem only to reach Togo Ghana border and started experiencing the ugly incident with Togo immigration.
I hearing this , thought it was a joke, but as I also went in to stamp mine they also seized it . Meanwhile this is a passport I went to Nigerian immigration Umuahia to obtain by myself and has been using the same passport across the borders including the same Togo border for over 18 months . As a matter of fact , I went to Abidjan with the same passport from Ghana on the 21/2/2016, and back to Ghana on the 29/2/016 , and then to Nigeria on the 1/3/016 by air and returned back through road on the 10/3/016 , passing through Nigerian Seme border to Benin border with the same passport officially stamped both by Nigeria immigration and Benin immigration, even Togo Benin border Hilakonji also stamped it as I was coming with no problem before I entered Togo and stayed few days, and then proceeding to Ghana on Thurday , only to get to Togo /Ghana Aflawo border and stared experience this terrible ordeal with other fellow Nigerians .
The most painful part of this to me is that I have in that my passport my present Ghana resident permit. So I was totally shocked wondered how Togolese immigration could be in a better position to know a fake Nigerian Ecowas passport than the Nigerian immigration authority that issued it and has been officially stamping on it in and out across borders without saying it was fake . Why should it be only Togo that sees it as fake when other Ecowas countries do not see it to be fake . Come to think of it , I also wondered how could Nigerian immigration be issuing fake Ecowas passport to their innocent citizens? In dis believe of these thoughts , I therefore requested from Togo immigration to give me a note to confirm that they had seized my passport, this they gave me after much struggle with them .
I then fellowed the case up to Nigerian embassy in Togo .
When I arrived at the Nigerian embassy , I was shocked at the way I was treated . Even to give me reasonably attention was a great problem for them . Even when they finally did, they just told me that many people had come to complain the same even diplomats, that they had written to Abuja on it but had not gotten any reply back. That the only thing they could do would be to give me an emergency traveling letter to enable me go back to Nigeria but however such a letter would be at a cost of $50,000. Claiming that it was only thing they could do to assist .
That they had given such letter to many at that cost, as they came to complain and requested for assistance to go back to Nigeria either by air or road.
Just imagine an innocent stranded traveller paying $50,000 to his embassy just to get a traveling letter to go back to Nigerian . In fact I was saddened in disbelieve and asked ten when I could come back to know the response from Abuja as they claimed to have written to them on the issue. The reply I got was "I don't know " . Even to at least collect telephone numbers and email addresses of those us who came to lodge complain and use it to get back to us on the outcome of the issue this they didn't do nor even took any officially written down complaint from any of us.
Nigerian a very disappointing county I must say .
My brother I had to go back to the border to ask Togo immigration were they had taken our passports to and they told me to their immigration head office inside alone Togo. Luckily I know my way around Lome Togo , so I quickly went there and asked , and was directed to the officer in charge of all the passport seized from Togo /Ghana Aflawo border . While in the office of the officer , he opened a carton and showed me 258 Nigerian Ecowas passports they had seized so far as at that time 25/3/2016 , all from
Togo / Ghana Aflawo border . Only Togolese side not Ghana .
Then I asked him why , and he said "the passports are fake but not the fault of the holders but the fault of Nigerian immigration that issued them" he said. That some of the passports are even different from each other and many of then are hand written with no biometric features which Togo immigration machines can't capture. That they had earlier told and written to Nigeria immigration to upgrade their Ecowas regional passport and stop issuing the hand written ones but they refused to do so , and therefore in order to stop them from doing that , they Togolese immigration has started seizing any such Nigeria Ecowas passport that comes to Togo.
That they also believe that there are some immigration officers within the Nigerian immigration that are even printing the booklet themselves as a personal business and issuing to innocent Nigerian Citizens . In conclusion he said that the only thing he could do for me would be to give me my passport to make photocopies of all the relevant information pages including my Ghana resident permit .
After that he brought out mine passport and sent his subordinate to go and photocopy the relevant pages for me . That he did and kept back the original in their custody .
What surprises me most in this matter is that this passport in question was a passport I personally went to Nigeria immigration Umuahia to obtain. In fact it was processed by one Mr Okoro a senior immigration officer for that matter . I have also called Mr Okoro more than 3 times to explain this issue to me and he insisted that Togolese immigration are too wrong to act in that way. Thar Nigerian immigration has always been officially issuing Ecowas passports manually and not biometric as in the case of International passport , and that this manual method does not constitute fake at all.
And I agree with him because that is all I know about Nigerian regional Ecowas passport . But I think they must do something to resolve this issue with Togo .
As I am speaking now , my passport and that of other Nigerians are still with Togolese immigration .
The Togolese immigration officer I met at his office even said to me that he was surprise that Nigerian embassy Togo has not even contacted them on this issue since they stated seizing our passports .
In fact I was so ashamed of my country Nigeria with her lack of concern for their citizens .
Can you just imagine that I even got better attention at Togolese immigration head office than than the attention I got from Nigerian embassy Togo.
My brothers and sister , this is my story a personal experience just this week Thursday /Friday .
In case you have people traveling to Togo with Nigerian Ecowas passport please notify them of this development to save them from falling into same embarrassment . I mean regional Ecowas passport Not international . I think it is also good to make this aware to the relevant Nigerian authority for the safety of innocent Nigerian citizens traveling to Togo in particular.
If Nigerian immigration has issue with this Ecowas passport with Togo , they should sort it out and stop pushing innocent Nigerians into risk in the foreign country of Togo . Someone like me can fight my way through , but what about those who don't have such ability . That is my major concern.
Eugene Orji Ikoro Okoronkwo .

Yes exept d earing, hair cut and d neck lace.

SleekMallam:
Oloshi! same way you gave blanket order to cbn that has crippled the economy. What single policy have you gotten right after 10 solid months

This man should be old enough to be your father if not grand father and u dear regard him as oloshi, I will u live up to his age and by den u can recount ur achiement in life.

Please people be wtching Dr.2091 on dstv or gotv, what's this man is suffering from is not evil spirit but he has female humone that secrete breast in his system, simple operation will bring him back to normal.

I don't know why we keep fooling our self in this country, goverment is doing their own churches is on their path to start theirs.

Which religion teaches how to dress in public? Am sure u won't mention Islam

I can now see why this people says they don't want military survelance during this rerun, I see they have hiding plan WOW!

tolugar:
Good save.

I only kill animals that are a treat to me.


ExpeciAlly Mosquitos.

Is mosquito an animal? LOL

I alwsy wonder why our people hate saying d truth, can't we let this couple spend their as it pleases the?
And I know what's paining our people...

Lacomus:
Daniel : thank God she no carry bible, bloggers no go fit say she wanted to perform a miracle .

Oh, so those pastors that caries bible to take control of lions always disgrace u?

So there wasn't love in there relationship before.

Amberon:
Jesus is the way

Yes that is why i am a Muslim, Mohamed has teaches never contradict Jesus teaches but church teaches does.

This is greatest news of day, let hope it will fall below 200 in couple of days

Kill them All

The man should be castrated before killed by hanging. He just ruin the girl life for nothing

Firefire:
so ?

Sebi na eem wife?

He's a pastor for godness sake and he shouldn't be doing all this publicly, is that what scripture teaches?

It's time we re-introduce fire by tie robbers to the drums. the way it use to be in the 80's

ladyF:
This APC sha, it's high time they set standards got themselves! You can't just be accepting people you claim to be corrupt into your party...

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

Did u read and understand this post at all? I wonder where u see APC through d whole text, alway well before comenting ok

kenonze:
Did u measure it?
How do u know?

Good question

Such things optenly happens here at Nigeria Railway Corporations, I will advise u not to spend it because they will trace it and later debit your account for d overdue, just keep d money in ur account for some weeks

MosakuAW:
Greeting card so that PMB can drop all cases against his father! Hell no, the father must vomit all the money he collected from DasukiGate.


2.1Billion naira against how much card. Patapata, the card go be N25,000. Oya commot 25k from 2.1Billion naira and bring the change.

We are talking about $2.1 not Naira, it's a huge sum of money bro