So people (young ones) should just go out there and Bleep like rabbits abi?

It's clear the evil ones have overtaken Nairaland

Nothing dey jolly about tory wey concern burial ground. Na place wey everybody know say na dem final destination, but nobody wan really talk about am. But ee get some people wey get enough liver to talk about am.

In fact, I don jam people wey don make arrangement about dem own burial. Even sef, dem don buy plot of land and build dem own grave. I don see family wey don buy space or burial ground and come share space for every member of dem family!

For my village, if pessin die, na for im family compound dem go bury am. Some dey even bury inside house. Like when my granpapa die (I no meet am sha), dem bury am inside him room. De same tin too happen when dem bury my popsi mama.

I know say for some parts of Naija, dem dey bury for de community burial ground. And na dis same culture wey I come notice for yankee. Every town (no mata house small wey ee be) get dem own burial ground.

Burial for here get as ee be. You must first go buy burial ground space and mark am with ya name so dat person no go drag am with you (or with ya family, aftarall you no fit drag burial ground when you dey inside mortuary). So dis one dey make family to dey buy space and share am among dem sef.

Anoda tin wey come surprise me na say most of dis burial ground be either "whites only" or "blacks only". One of my friends wey I been escort to go put fresh flowers for her grandmama tomb tell me dis one. Come see de kind of shock wey been dey my face afta she tell me dis one! So racism reach for grave yard too!!

Now tins don change for most places. Everybody fit bury for where dem like. But if you look well, you go still see say dem still get different sections for inside de same burial ground.

Even dos days wey dem get different burial grounds, if you mistake go bury ya pessin for de wrong place, govment go tell you to go dig ya pessin and transfer am to de correct burial ground. Chai, na wa oo!

Dis one come make me dey tink (as usual)! De number one religion for dis yankee na CHRISTIANITY. And de religion say every good pessin go enter heaven. And my quesion for de people wey decide to bring de law for different burial ground be- Weda dem get "whites only heaven" and "black only heaven"? Or weda dem get "whites only hell" and "black only hell"?

If anybody get de answer to my quesions, make im let me know. But meanwhile, tank God say dem don stop to segregate for BURIAL GROUND!

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Is it necessary to come up with useless OP like this one?

Unibenstudent:
Who carried out this reserch didn't see my phone.

This must be a foreigners op

Are u afraid to sa ABOKI instead of NORTHERNER?

There is this big debate that has been going on: which group of students turn out to ACHIEVE more in life?

Is it day students OR boarding students?

I personally think day students as better

And my reason is because they have/had constant supervision of parents and they get to interact with their environment in many ways that a boarding student who lives in the hostel can not.

WHO DO YOU THINK ACHIEVES MORE AND WHY?

Wetin I wan talk about for dis post fit surprise some people. De tin too been surprise me de first time wey I experience am. For yankee, I notice say people no like to eat from de same plate with anoda person. Dem dey call am double dipping!!

Me and one babe been dey on a dinner date one day. So as we dey eat, she come tell me say she no like de meat wey dey her plate. Well...., I stretch my hand with my fork to collect de meat from her plate. Den I come notice dis frown for her face. She say I no suppose do like dat.

For my mind I come begin wonder wetin dey wrong with wetin I just do. She say ee dey rude and no be clean habit. Na so I shake my head with smile for my face! Ee no go happen again be wetin I tell her. But dis na babe wey me and her don "run tins" wella. Which one clean pass, de kissing or say I put my fork for her plate?

Anyway sha..., I come later find out say na normal tin for yankee. Nobody dey like share food from de same plate with anoda person, especially if you need to use spoon/fork to eat de food. To dem na easy way to spread germs. And na im make disposable plates na de common tin here. People no dey use regular plate and culteries for party dis days. Every tin must be plastic or paper wey you fit troway.

Hygiene dey important. People need to protect dem sef from disease. But I still no understand how disease go take spread when you and anoda person dey eat from de same plate. Afterall, each person dey eat from different corner of de plate.

Dis one come remind me of all dos people wey I don share food with. From when person be pikin, wey five or more children dey eat from de same plate, to when guys dey drag food from one plate for hostel for secondary skool. Sometimes guys dey even share spoon. When ya friend chop one spoon, you collect am from im hand, wipe de face and den use am..., lol. Secondary skool life na wa!

Or dos days wey bobos dey do eating competion from one big pot. Everybody dey struggle to chop pass de odas from de pot of rice and beans wey ya next door neighbor cook. Even sef, de person wey cook de food fit no chop anytin..., lol.

Na im be say person for dey get mouth disease or tuberculosis every week. But we tank God dat one no happen. But I respect de people culture and reason to protect dem sef from disease through DOUBLE DIPPING. But if you look am from anoda angle sha, you go see say oda behavior serious pass dis one. Most people dey put dia mouth for places wey no safe at all at all. All dos PLEASURE POINTS wey people dey suck like ripe mango and nobody dey complain about am.

I no wan yan too much before de topic branch go anoda side, lol. But Stil me I no get problem with sharing food from de same plate with person wey I know. And I hope say you too no get problem with am..., or abi you get?

Ngwakwe:


It is not in my character to pull people down nor do I find pleasure in absolute antagonism that blinds critical and intelligent reasoning.

I only comment on threads that need critical analyses and also tend to correct misconceptions and obfuscation.

I am in the service of saving gullible Nairalanders.

Summarise it by calling me a Statesman with a class.

SS1 you mean?

I hope dem never begin kidnap nigerians abroad, and come blame am on BOKO HARAM

Una wey France, may una shine una eyes oo

De main identity of any country na dem flag. You go see each country flag during olympics or world cup or for front of dem embassy. People dey use dem flag to connect with oda of dem country people. Once you see ya country flag anywhere outside ya country, you go know say ya country person dey around dat area.

Most big cities for yankee dey allow foreigners to celebrate dia independence day, and each country dey fly dem flag like no man business. October 1st for most big cities like new york, dallas, los angeles and maryland na green-white-green everywhere. Naija music and food plenty yanfu yanfu.

But dis flag tin for yankee get anoda level. Every state for here get dem own flag. For every govment building you see de flag of dat state for de front. Even some people dey hang dem state flag for de front of dem house. People for here dey carry dem state for dem head oo! Afta de american flag, de next most important tin na state flag.

But wetin be de origin of all dis state flags? Well.., as usual I decide to do my own aproko (research) work. And I come discover some interesting tins! First na de way yankee take get dem independence. Dem fight Britain to get am. And dat time (1776), thirteen states come togeda to form USA. But before dat union, all dis thirteen states been dey like individual countries. Each of de states been get dem own head of state, currency, congress, supreme court and FLAG too.

So afta dem come get independence, oda states wey been dey act like country come begin join de union. And so USA come begin grow and dey increase for de number of states. Den finally de last states to join na alaska (1959) and hawaii (1959).

Uptill now, each state still get some kind independence like dem own state police, supreme court, senate and house of reps. And dem still get de right to keep dem own FLAG. Na im make for here, state govnors get plenty power. No be like for Naija wey president fit remove govnor unto "state of emergency". Even sef, de govnor dey incharge of de special unit for US army wey dem call National guard.

So based on everytin wey I don explain, each state still get de right to break away from de USA and become dem own country. Dat right dey for dem constitution. Na im make for here dem no dey suffer from dat disease wey we dey call ORDERS FROM ABOVE. For here, state executives go mind dem own business for dem state and de federal people go mind dem own business for de federal level.

We for Naija dey claim say we dey follow american system of govment. But if you don live for dis country for sometime, you go sabi say we no get anytin in common with dem. From de way de two countries start, de way wey each country dey play politics, to de way wey awa officials dey follow constitution, you go realize say both govments dey totally different.

simplemach:
Nawaoooo, na so e hold the man reach....?

So once you see a pic of a girl sitting down and you read the story then it automatically becomes TRUE?

DaBullIT:
How this story when I carry my data read go help me ?

How Ida stories wey you dey read for nairaland don help you?

Maczeelly:
Q

Dis one na Drag Queen day

**Abeg oo, make any person wey read dis post no tink say I dey look down on any group of people. Na just experience wey happen to me wey I no expect!

All my life, at least when I mature and come begin decide who go barber my hair, I dey always dey careful about who I allow to touch my hair. Once I enter any babershop and dem no cut am de way I like, na bye bye to dat baber shop.

And den when I come yankee, na de same tin. I dey always dey careful with my hair. Infact ee take me like 3 months before I cut my hair for de first time. I dey busy dey find where to cut my hair. As person from Africa, no be any barber shop wey you see wey you go just enter to cut ya hair. I go explain why ee be like dat.
For here, dem get code wey be say you go cut ya hair according to ya "kind". At least na wetin I see odas dey do, and na so I copy dem too.
But as I come move recently, I come begin find new baber. Na so I land for dis place wey dem call Procuts. I don already call to find out weda dem dey cut "black" hair (yes oo, most tins na black OR white for here!). And dem tell me YES. I reach de place. I sign my name and come begin wait my turn. But I notice say no male baber dey for de place. Surprise, surprise!! My turn reach and dis babe tell me say make I come sidon for her chair. Lol, as she see as I do my face, na im she tell me say make I no worry, and say be professional! Ok oo, I let her to cut my hair.

And I go tell you say she do real good job. Even she come dey tell me tins about hair wey I no even know about. De way she cut my hair even beta pass wetin some guys fit do. And so I come begin go dia dey cut my hair. Yes oo, de babe been dey correct, she be real PROFESSIONAL!!

But de tin wey come shock me pass be when I go dia last week and my regular baber no been dey around, so now na onyibo female barber get to cut my hair. To talk say I been get some reservation about dis one, na big understatement. Infact ee take me like 4 seconds to stand up from where I sidon to go sidon for her barbing chair.

As I look her for face, na so she flash me smile (dem oynibo sabi flash smile well well). I know say for her mind she been wan tell me to "have faith" for her skills. Well to cut de long story short, she cut my hair proper. I been dey very satisfied with her work.

After dis my encounters with female babers, I come realise say I neva really tink am before say woman go eva cut my hair. I no eva believe say I get stereotype aginst female babers. And I tank God say I been experience dis one. At least now I know say when ee come to barbing- "wetin man fit do, woman fit do am beta pass man!". Lol.

And I wish some of awa sistas go brach out, and begin cut men hair. Afterall men don dey do women hair from time immemorial. My sistas make una begin cut men hair. Make una challenge dis men babers and give dem a run for dia money!!

**Abeg oo, make any person wey read dis post no tink say I dey look down on any group of people. Na just experience wey happen to me wey I no expect!

All my life, at least when I mature and come begin decide who go barber my hair, I dey always dey careful about who I allow to touch my hair. Once I enter any babershop and dem no cut am de way I like, na bye bye to dat baber shop.

And den when I come yankee, na de same tin. I dey always dey careful with my hair. Infact ee take me like 3 months before I cut my hair for de first time. I dey busy dey find where to cut my hair. As person from Africa, no be any barber shop wey you see wey you go just enter to cut ya hair. I go explain why ee be like dat.
For here, dem get code wey be say you go cut ya hair according to ya "kind". At least na wetin I see odas dey do, and na so I copy dem too.
But as I come move recently, I come begin find new baber. Na so I land for dis place wey dem call Procuts. I don already call to find out weda dem dey cut "black" hair (yes oo, most tins na black OR white for here!). And dem tell me YES. I reach de place. I sign my name and come begin wait my turn. But I notice say no male baber dey for de place. Surprise, surprise!! My turn reach and dis babe tell me say make I come sidon for her chair. Lol, as she see as I do my face, na im she tell me say make I no worry, and say be professional! Ok oo, I let her to cut my hair.

And I go tell you say she do real good job. Even she come dey tell me tins about hair wey I no even know about. De way she cut my hair even beta pass wetin some guys fit do. And so I come begin go dia dey cut my hair. Yes oo, de babe been dey correct, she be real PROFESSIONAL!!

But de tin wey come shock me pass be when I go dia last week and my regular baber no been dey around, so now na onyibo female barber get to cut my hair. To talk say I been get some reservation about dis one, na big understatement. Infact ee take me like 4 seconds to stand up from where I sidon to go sidon for her barbing chair.

As I look her for face, na so she flash me smile (dem oynibo sabi flash smile well well). I know say for her mind she been wan tell me to "have faith" for her skills. Well to cut de long story short, she cut my hair proper. I been dey very satisfied with her work.

After dis my encounters with female babers, I come realise say I neva really tink am before say woman go eva cut my hair. I no eva believe say I get stereotype aginst female babers. And I tank God say I been experience dis one. At least now I know say when ee come to barbing- "wetin man fit do, woman fit do am beta pass man!". Lol.

And I wish some of awa sistas go brach out, and begin cut men hair. Afterall men don dey do women hair from time immemorial. My sistas make una begin cut men hair. Make una challenge dis men babers and give dem a run for dia money!!

As many as your toto can accommodate

Alphaoscar:
for the first time in a very long time , Mr seun of technological Republic of Nairaland is posting something positive about APC.


we will all shout Change ,change, change together next year in Jesus name .

Lol, oh boy your blood dey hot oo! Abi seun snatch your babe?

please read

true talk

true talk

profbrightuzoma:
No

Na wa ooo!
But petroleum minister will always quote prices of petrol in US and other countries anytime they wanna increase price

true talk

The price of crude oil has fallen
And the price of petrol in the US where I live has fallen to ALL TIME low( it is very very cheap)

Please I like to know if the price of fuel has fallen in Nigeria too?

true talk

true talk

pekelepekele:
The northernern men , raping and marrying under age girls since 16BC...Na their way be dat.

Cut off his BURANTASHI

shaggy007:


Oh yes.

I pity myself.

I made a mistake.

I meant to say, I'm sorry for all your victims.

100 victims?

Mehn you must be rich.

#richgang

That's the problem with texting with no ability to comprehend what you red.

My post said ASSISTED. Get a dictionary and find out what that means