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naijainfogalery:
OP thank God for your life, the truth is snakes hardly attack unless they feel threatened. If you had run, Chai. You would have gotten like a 100 bites in 5 seconds, next time, a long plank is your best option, killing a snake with cutlass can put other peoples life in danger better still, just let it go lol or call animal advocates here on nairaland that always say, you shouldnt have killed it instead of you to catch it and take it to the zoo.

And some crazy minds and religious fanatics
believe I am now a Muslim. I'm not a Muslim. I
am a Christian and believe in Christ, but I
decided to write in Arabic. Arabic is the language
like English. lolz

joytose:
Llkkqaaf

tell me other joke... lol

Good one pmb.

But the tailor that make those cloth fall my hand.

Brass - pdp 5
Gej unit - apc 0

naija politicians no sabi cheat

I bought one last month and its not that bad. You only need to test d motor before buying it. The reason is the one I bought make some crazy noise when I use it with electricity and noiseless with generator. Someone said may be electricity in my area is bad.

Take the job and use it as a stepping stone. it's important to get busy than staying at home. As time goes on, u will be get a better job.



Hustler lo n gbe leko

God pls save us from bad leaders.
God Bless Nigeria.

Don't try it if you know your head is BIG..... ladies

EBA ODAN

Punish those baster*d

OK
mess I 3 Vs 1 juv

ib22003:
this is the second time i am asking you how much it cos.

Maybe the no understand turanshî...


Op HOW. MUCH. YOU. THEY. SELL. AM

It's better and safer to graduate with 2.1 at least.

I'm in level 225 and the empty line still long like from Ib to Maiduguri. the tin don dey tire me self.

yes. we were thought sex education during my gss2 class at Ilupeju College Ilupeju' aka Ilucal during 2002/03 and it really help during d adolescent stage.

military men were spotted in Apete Ibadan, Oyo State.

watin u expect? that place na north now.

herboshedhe: quote author=Facosco]pls whic qualification does
soprite needs

OND,HND,B.SC

O/level, OND, NCE, HND, Bsc

Like seriously he's high on wet igbo

He made this known to Daily Independent at his
Spiritual Village, Ibadan, the Oyo State capital, while
speaking on plans to mark his spiritual birthday on
January 1, 2014.
Maharaj Ji was determined speaking about it:
“I have said it and nothing will change it. If the Super
Eagles handler, Stephen Keshi, shows more love to
Maharaj Ji, the true name of the Almighty. He will lead
the team to victory that will shock the world.
“I want him and top shots of the Nigeria Football
Federation (NFF) to visit Maharaj Ji Village and let us
have a discussion. Let them come and put Maharaj
Ji’s power to test. I cannot be here and Nigeria won’t
be able to conquer the world.
“I told them before that Eagles will win the Nation’s
Cup and so it was. The powers of Chukwujekwukwu
will touch the players again and they will have strength
to run faster as children of the light than any other
team at the tournament. Nigerians should come and
avail themselves of the opportunity of the power now.
“Keshi should humble himself more. I foresee the cup
coming to Nigeria in 2014. Nigerians should stop
doubting because the Living Perfect Master is talking. I
think by now government in its own wisdom would
have shown appreciation to me for the victory of
Eagles at the last Nation’s Cup. They should know that
it is only by encouraging me that they receive more.”
The Spiritual Leader proceeded:
“The players, particularly the goal keeper, should avoid
wearing blue jersey which was one of the things that
caused initial problems for the team during the
Nation’s Cup before an NFF top shot got across to me
to intercede. Blue is the colour of mermaid. That is not
ideal for any progressive development.
“I have said it loud and clear that the cup is within
reach and definitely it will come to Nigeria if the sports
administrators and the coaches take the advantage. I
cautioned Samson Siasia, the former Eagles’ handler,
but he retorted saying ‘is Satguru God’? That affected
him and he was booted out.
“However, not only the Super Eagles, tell other
national teams to come and receive the power to excel
and it shall be well with them at any tournament,”he
assured.

www.informationng.com/2013/12/eagles-will-win-2014-world-cup-if-guru-maharaj-ji-predicts-victory-gives-condition.html

mascot87: Picture or he didn't say that

You no go kill me with laff.

Sha picture dey talk ni?

Guys pls beware of scamers!

Shoprite will not call you.

You will only see text message inviting u for

an interview.

Happy New Year

“A country that is as diverse as Nigeria needs
representation that will reflect its makeup for peace
to prevail,” he said.
Ndoma-Egba called for the devolution of powers to
states and local government councils to truly reflect
the federal system of government practised in the
country, adding that the centre has too much power
at its disposal, a development that does not allow
the federating units have a say especially in the
management of the country’s resources.
He said once power is devolved, true federalism will
begin to be practised leading to healthy economic
competition under the principle of comparative
advantage which in the main would see states and
local government areas looking inwards rather than
always waiting for handouts from the centre.
On the alleged cold war between him and Governor
Liyel Imoke of Cross River State, the Senate leader
said he had no issues with the governor as
rumoured and that he had always participated in
state functions involving the governor whenever he
is in the state.
He pointed out that if all was not well between
them, he would not have participated in the 2013
Calabar Carnival where he walked and danced on
its 12 kilometre route.
He also said at no point did he endorse anybody as
governor of the state for the 2015 election, let alone
introduce anyone to Aso Rock for endorsement,
adding that he and Imoke were not at loggerheads
over the latter’s successor as had been speculated
in Calabar, the Cross River State capital, recently.

naijasharpnews.com/?p=1693

The ripples generated by the letter of former
President Olusegun Obasanjo to President
Goodluck Jonathan are yet to settle, as the Senate
has stated that it will investigate the allegations
contained in the letter when it resumes from the
yuletide break.
Senate Leader, Victor Ndoma-Egba, who said this
when he spoke to THISDAY yesterday, said though
Jonathan had responded to the former president,
the allegations concerning security issues in
Obasanjo’s letter are weighty enough to prompt the
Senate’s investigation.
He debunked rumours that the legislature was
compromised, insisting that the allegations made in
the letter were too weighty to be glossed over
hence the Senate would probe those allegations
within its jurisdiction and leave those that had to do
with crime and fraud to the relevant agencies.
Ndoma-Egba, who represents Cross River Central
Senatorial District in the upper chamber of the
National Assembly, stated that it was not true that
the legislature was avoiding the probe of the
content of the letter, noting that the allegations
contained therein were of national interest and
could not be overlooked.
He said on resumption from the Christmas recess,
the letter would be considered as lawmakers are
aware that Nigerians are awaiting their action on
the Obasanjo bombshell and advised Nigerians to
be patient as everything was being done to
ascertain the veracity or otherwise of the
allegations.
However, he made it clear that the legislature was
not interested in persecuting anybody but to know
who is telling the truth, as even Jonathan’s reply
would also be considered.
Time, he added, had passed when prominent
Nigerians made allegations and they are swept
under the carpet.
On the proposed National Conference, the Senate
Leader said there was nothing wrong if Nigerians
decide to meet to voice their opinion on issues they
are concerned about and finding a solution to them,
stressing that if Nigerians through their delegates
agree to resolve differences in the polity, the job of
the National Assembly would no longer be tedious.
He said the National Conference could not take the
place of the legislature because the latter is
constitutionally empowered to make laws for the
good governance of the country, while the former
would be set up to allow Nigerians give their
opinions on knotty issues and proffer solutions to
them.
Reacting to calls for a unitary system of
government given that the presidential system is
expensive and operates a bicameral legislature,
Ndoma-Egba said the federal system which Nigeria
operates is the best for the country, considering
that Nigeria is diverse and heterogeneous.
A bicameral legislature is good for a country that is
diverse in nature. Nigeria is made up of major and
minor tribes. This means the majority tribes have a
higher numerical strength than the minorities. If this
is allowed to prevail, the minorities will not be able
to produce a legislator, governor or president.
“Federalism and by extension the bicameral
legislature, which we practise, guarantees the
political rights of the minorities as they are free from
oppression and domination by the majority tribes.
Those who say the bicameral system is a waste of
resources are ill-informed.

SLIDE waxie: obasanjo warned abt that danger some months back wen EFCC was complaining of this same issue. If u wallow them trade the little dignity left for money, we are done for!

Where are the Jonathan's supporters to come defend their masters

E no go well for u all if u no show here o!

Ameen in the name of God

Naija with our bad orientation.

This cannot happen in United State of Ibadan, those guys would have been arrested by now.

Abbey2sam: Can anything like this come out of your empty brain?

See as u finish the guy


Take it easyz Oº°˚˚°ºoo

Gabriel_sylar: 4king bull crap

Really?









Oya na ur head for ground to show say u no like am

Ruq: Dear John,
If with all these, you cannot use Pythagoras theorem to put food on the table and money in our life's. I will use the quadratic equation in my mind, to simplify my options which will put you at lower decimal point and you'll be called My X.

Your Dearest,
Girlfriend.

Hahahahahah

Nehemiah459: Can you prove your mathematical skills at http://dhfacademy.com Kindly publish your result here for all to see.

Oya pullover