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 Jokes Etc › Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by easyz(op): 12:49pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Oya help me thank baba God As I enter front page Haters no vex cos na baba God work. Lol |
| Romance › Re: A Mathematics Student Leter To His Girl Friend. by easyz(op): 10:57pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
touchplay:For this kind time? Anyway I need a plate of soup to push my 4 raps of eba pls. No put meat Oº°˚˚°ºoo Thanks |
| Romance › Re: A Mathematics Student Leter To His Girl Friend. by easyz(op): 9:42pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Tolexander: You tryI didn't compose it. Just copy copy |
| Romance › A Mathematics Student Leter To His Girl Friend. by easyz(op): 9:36pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
A MATHEMATICS STUDENT LETER TO HIS GIRL FRIEND My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I will not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. Yours ever loving, JOHN... What can you say about the letter? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by easyz(op): 9:24pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
dejt4u: Joblessness!I will say CREATIVE 27 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by easyz(op): 8:37pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
A MATHEMATICS STUDENT LETER TO HIS GIRL FRIEND My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I will not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. Yours ever loving, JOHN... What can you say about the letter? •ː̗̀=Dː̖́•нǻнǻнǻ•ː̗̀=))ː̖́• 71 Likes |
| Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy Core Advance With Physical Buttons by easyz(m): 4:19pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
Its cool abi? Wen dey finish una money U go no say its hot. Still using my bold2 till e scatter |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan(pictures) by easyz(m): 4:15pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
I rep U.I 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Ibadan Jobs Here by easyz(m): 8:56am On Dec 18, 2013 |
Dudecollins: kk. 10xI don't know |
| Politics › Re: Happy Birthday To General Muhammadu Buhari by easyz(m): 8:32pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
Happy birthday Gen. Buhari Wish u llnp. I just love this man with no reason. 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Ibadan Jobs Here by easyz(m): 6:21pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
Dudecollins: Does dat mean interviews will b held @Lagos or d CVs are just gonna be sent while those dat submitted in IB will still av theirs @IB?U will be Interviewed in Ibadan if d address in ur CV shows ibadan. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Ibadan Jobs Here by easyz(m): 11:15am On Dec 17, 2013 |
Mintayo: Ok,i am asking because i am not in Ibadan now,until nextweek.Go to Ikeja mall and submit it. because everytin will still be taking to HR office in lagos. |
| Properties › Re: Police Demolish 500 Houses In Lagos by easyz(m): 9:26pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
ilugunboy: He saw LAGOS and DEMOLITION....his condemned brain went for Fashola by default.Finish Him in.......#Mortal combat voice Heheheheheheheh |
| Business › Re: Shoprite To Open Another Store In Ibadan by easyz(m): 9:49pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
Mafia Man: https://www.nairaland.com/1379528/low-patronage-hits-newly-openedzAnother mall will be open up around ring road soon. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Olodo Facebook Status by easyz(m): 9:18pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
Mschewww! No better topic for nairaland again? 1 Like |
| Computers › Re: Share Your First Time Computer Experience by easyz(m): 10:13am On Dec 14, 2013 |
I learned how to use computer when I was in JSS1 though I wasn't interested then. But when I got to SS1 in FSTC Shiroro I became one of the best students in computer studies. Then I was feeling like CHAMPIRON. Lol |
| Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy S5 - Features, Specifications, Price And Release Date by easyz(m): 8:57pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
tolu4you: S5...? I go manage to wait for 'S' watever dat i go fit download food. I no use my S3 for 3months when S4 come out,nw i dey hear abt S5. This pple dey crazi for head. Im ok wiy my S3 and lumia1024. I no fit run mad coz of better fone.You still dey buy big phones? If the cost of a phone is more than 20k I no fit buy am. |
| Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy S5 - Features, Specifications, Price And Release Date by easyz(m): 8:57pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
tolu4you: S5...? I go manage to wait for 'S' watever dat i go fit download food. I no use my S3 for 3months when S4 come out,nw i dey hear abt S5. This pple dey crazi for head. Im ok wiy my S3 and lumia1024. I no fit run mad coz of better fone.You still dey buy big phones? If the cost of a phone is more than 20k I no fit buyer am. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Ibadan Jobs Here by easyz(m): 7:07pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Here is SHOPRITE email recruitmentng@shoprite.co.za Stay blessed my Ibadan people. We will get there. 2 Likes |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Ibadan Jobs Here by easyz(m): 9:24am On Dec 13, 2013 |
toocoded: That should be for ssce holders nowAre u sure about that? So how much will dey pay OND, NCE holders? |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Ibadan Jobs Here by easyz(m): 4:07am On Dec 13, 2013 |
Kdjmamar: please easyz dier pay is around what range?25k - 30k |
| Education › Re: ASUU Ready to Call-Off Strike Next Week - Fagge by easyz(m): 9:43pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
Superstar007: I just dey observeLemme know went u are through |
| Education › Re: ASUU Ready to Call-Off Strike Next Week - Fagge by easyz(m): 9:37pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
How does that make up for the time wasted. Oderinde people |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Ibadan Jobs Here by easyz(m): 4:21pm On Dec 12, 2013*. Modified: 9:12pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
mariam13: @easyz pls can u snd me ur email, dia r still sum ques I'll like 2 ask |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan Replies Obasanjo, Says letter Is Self-Serving, Provocative by easyz(m): 12:12pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
niyitogun: i believe Jonathan is still the "best" democratic president Nigeria has had. He may be performing below average and badly but his predecessors were far worse (except you chose to be sentimental)Pls are u a Nigerian? If YES it seems u don't leave in naija. Things are getting worse. God have mercy on us. Amin |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Ibadan Jobs Here by easyz(m): 11:55am On Dec 12, 2013 |
mariam13: @easyz tnx so much bro. i submitted my cv at shoprite 2day, wat is dia interview like & how do i dress to d interview?A test will be conducted before the interview. Likely questions: where u have u worked? Why did u leave the plave? How much do u expect to be paid? How much is the cost of transport from ur house to the place of work(they will tell u the place u gonna work)? Bla bla bla.... Dress the way u want to be addressed. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Ibadan Jobs Here by easyz(m): 11:54am On Dec 12, 2013 |
mariam13: @easyz tnx so much bro. i submitted my cv at shoprite 2day, wat is dia interview like & how do i dress to d interview?A test will be conducted before the interview. Likely questions: where u have u worked? Why did u leave the plave? How much do u expect to be paid? How much will it cost from ur house to the place of work(they will tell u the place u gonna work)? Bla bla bla.... Dress the way u want to be addressed. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Ibadan Jobs Here by easyz(m): 6:39pm On Dec 11, 2013 |
Deshalom: pls wat are d vacant positions?Just go and submit ur CV lobatan!!! |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Ibadan Jobs Here by easyz(m): 2:38pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
toocoded: No ooo ma broda, i never hear anything ooo. I'm fine nd yu?I'm cool. I had that they will start calling by January from an insider. U re not responding to my mails(yahoo) |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Ibadan Jobs Here by easyz(m): 6:47am On Dec 10, 2013 |
toocoded: I did the test 'n' interview yesterday. I had an insider that helped me drop ma contact nd cv. GOODLUCK to ya.Have u been contact by shoprite? How u dey |
| Health › Re: Safe Home Remedies For Yellow Teeth#dentist Directive by easyz(m): 11:18am On Dec 08, 2013*. Modified: 12:17pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Babzilla: ABEG WHICH ONE BE MARGOSA?I tire Oº°˚˚°ºoo |
| Romance › Re: Sleeping With Another Man's Wife. by easyz(m): 5:05pm On Dec 07, 2013*. Modified: 8:11pm On Dec 07, 2013 |
Imagine |
[color=#000099][/color]brb,make i go check Soup wey dey faya.