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A friend of mine asked her boyfriend to give her money to buy Indian Hair. And he directed her to this company called "Goldenlacewigs" that is hosting a contest and giving away free Indian Hair.

Apparently, the contest is open to everyone around the world and he wants her to enter with the hopes she would win.


The babe is really upset and wants to break up with him.


Na wa ooo

You forgot the most important thing - EATING HER VAGAGA!!!!!!

Why are you people so mean and bitter?

Do you know my "boyfriend"?

Why are you taking it personal?

Did you guys miss me?

Well, I have an update on my situation.

I was able to extort 13 thousand dollars in cash from my mugu "boyfriend" in Naija and an upgrade on my ride . Yesooo,  I got my Benzoooo

Now, my problem is,  I think I'm beginning to fall in love,

He's really caring and generous. And I'm beginning to wonder if he's the real deal.

I don't want to marry just yet or have babies for him. I think I will send him a letter of invitation. Let him come to Yankee to visit.  guess when he comes here, I will then confirm his true colors. Yes?

What do you guys think? Does he sound like the real deal?

Hell, I'd pocket the money and still tell him the same story. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!!!

Awww, I spoke to my baby boo today! I miss him!

He talked about sending me money for a first class ticket to Naija in 2 weeks time for my spring break.


I'm definitely going to hack up the price

I'd probably aviod him while I'm in Najia for the week. Upon my return, I'd tell him that they stole my purse at the airport. Thus, I had no means to contact him.

C-section, anyone?

ogugua88:
Caliber,  we won't even go there.

You trash NL now. You came here for advice, did you not? Comot your dry sef.

No, you commot.  You and your chewing toasters!

ogugua88:
Bill Gates has no degree. George W. Bush has his MBA. Degrees don't necessarily equal smarts. That's the kind of simple economics that has landed Bernie Madoff where he is.

Why capitalise on your looks when you can be the bigger person? You don't think these people bad mouth you after a while? Lol. I tell my sister all the time. I've had zillions of offers and have said no to every single one. I don't need or want a dime for anyone and I don't care how willing they are to help. I prefer to walk with my head high on my own then to take from men and drag my name through mud in the process.

Well, it depends on the caliber of men you attract. No big man has the time to discuss women. They are out signing million dollars contracts.

I mean, if you're going to spend your life on NL interacting with all these broke behind losers. Of course you would worry about them dragging your name in the mud.

I mean, you are what you attract!

190:
[color=deeppink]Okay eat-men
I want Green card from you what should i do!! [/color]

Lick my salted balls. That's what you can do.

@190

So long as he doesnt attempt to con me into a false marriage to gain his US green card, he should be safe.

2buff:
^^ You look like someone I know here, are you in Canada?

Heyyyy, I have many girlfriends in Canada. I'm trying to visit this summer. What part of Canada are you in? Toronto or Ontario?

xhosachoc:
Well done.Make him pay the 'hotness fee',does he think your hotness just happens?!

Abeg ,be subtle dont get too carried away,men are not silly.If you play you cards right you will be laughing all the way to the bank.

Remember ,you have more power than NATO forces combined,seduce him until he hands over his last penny and to the point of absolute devotion.!Dont underestimate how influential a woman is over the attitudes and behaviours of men.

Keep it simple and be a very nice girl ,use your beauty(if you have it) as a bait.Happy manipulating.Bleep

Thank you, Thank you. You're far too kind. 

The beauty is there for sure. I have the brains of a Naija girl and the beauty of Nigerian girls born in America!

My next bill will be car related. I will start in a week or so to package the oru. I'm rocking a brand new 2010 Accord but I told him I had a 1998 Accord. So, I will start vocalizing how much wahala my car's giving me.

Who knows, I might trade in my Snoky for a Benz very soon.  

.

Today is a good day!!

He wired me $1500

I figured I'd start small.

YAY

I will wait a week or so before I send him my next bill.

Thanks ladies,

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=607167.msg7775146#msg7775146 date=1298318153]@eatme
How are you a victim? Did he violation you or beat you or defraud you? Tell us how exactly you are victim.[/quote]He attempted/intended to do all the above and more. His Anambra ass probably would have used me for rituals as icing on the cake.

Why are you people acting crazy? I'm clearly the innocent victim in this situation!

@xhosachoc

May God bless your kind heart! Long life to you and yours.


And yeah, I have yet to ask him for money for anything. Even when I was in Naija, never asked him for a dime and I even paid for things he expected me to ask him for money for. So, Im on the right path!

He knows I dont work. And I havent been picking his calls or calling him recently. I'd cook up a story on how I had to get a job.

I'm sure he's not on NL. Dude doesnt even know how to send common emails. He has people that do all that ish for him. So, Im straight!!

I will appreciate more advice oooo

So, no one has any meaningful thing to contribute?

@ragdollz, I dey wait oooo. Time is against me.

REALKINGSON:
not as if guys have been packing their crotch to decieve women.i've been longing,dreaming and practicalising how i'll suck those seemingly succulent bosoms like that of nicky as i spend my material resources on her but what i have right in front of me looks like nothing but bathroom slippers*still crying profusely egom oo, egom alaaoo

The bold-ed part definitely cracked me the hell up!

Back to sender to all the ill wishers. Nothing negative will happen to me IJN!! AMEN!!!

ragdollz:
Lol @eatme I like your guts . Hmmn well it's easy really, the guy is a pretender so I hope you can pretend as well . To dupe a dupester like him, you need to be ready to FAKE a lot. Once he believes you truly care and want him to join you, you've half-won the battle . He won't see it coming when you finish him off with the second shocker: making him spend so much on his application only to get arrested at the US EMBASSY with the fake documents you'll give him . It's a long. Complicated. Process. . But you will get satisfaction guaranteed.

I'm totally down and already half way in. Niccc.cca ready thinks I give an F about him!

But before we begin, I must disclose something to you. I'm in the process of getting him to book my ticket to come visit him in Naija this summer - lets say, around June/July ish. So, from now until said months shall be our time frame.

ragdollz:
eatme don't mind those holy pretenders. Calling u a gold-digger when here's a loser guy trying to eat his cake and have it! He'll do your cousin THEN join u in US without thinking twice!

Now see, there are two things: make him pay (literally) and make him suffer (tremendously) . Those two things can make a Naija guy almost commit suicide .


brb

Baba di Baba, show me the way!!!

Lenny9000:
@Eatme,
you are taking this Abroad thing" too deep! Yeap lots of peeps wanna travel abroad, but a lot peeps are also trying to relocate back home. Abroad is not a big deal anymore!!  Lots of peeps on this site have dual nationality so it's not a biggie at all,    So if you wanna help him come, do so!  If not forget him,  Two wrongs can never make a right!

I should help him do what? Are you crazy? If I was your sister, would you offer me such nonsense advice?


Do you know how many young Nigerian women in Yankee/Canada that these useless men in Nigeria have conned into marriage for the sole purposes of earning their US/Canada green card? Many even got pregnant in the mix and are later left with a bas.tard child to care for as a single mother.

And who told you 2 wrongs don't make it right? Mathematically, doesn't 2 negative equals a positive?


So, Imma head to the right and you stay on the left and keep it effing moving! Keep your useless advice to yourself.

ragdollz:
Lol @cold but the guy sounds like a typical naija playah!! Runting her cousin while toasting her for an invite. He needs to learn some manners! eatme, just say the word, I'll school u how to get him sobbing and crying in four/five weeks max!!!! Lol.

Omo, take me under your wings! Skoool meeeee.

cold:
^^^And from your conference call you can say with a high degree of certainty that the bloke just wants to marry you for a green card?How can he be so successful & so desperate at the same timeJust doesn't make any sense.

Most Nigerians want to leave Naija at all cost. Even the successful ones. What if he's already a married man? And he wants to use me to relocate his family to Yankee? Such stories are not unheard of within our Naija community! Olo mda! I'm not her! God Forbid!

harakiri:
Na wa ooo!

So because a man appears to have money and wants needs invitation letter, that qualifies him as an opportunist and you want to hit him by ripping him off. Hmmm! It's because of ladies like you guys like me treat women like the shyt they really are.

Wetin dey abroad sef wey dey make your head swell? Wetin dey abroad wey dey make your menses smell reach internet?

Useless cheap girl.

Listen you incompetent mor.on. The major issue at hand isnt his finances/the letter of invitation.  It's the fact he's trying to con me into a false marriage, intentionally ruin my life for his selfish gain! I'm purposely omitting to disclose some of the ruthless antics he has utilized to carry out his mission.

cold:
There's no point splitting hairs over this issue It's obvious the lady has her mind made up.But op don't you think your cousin probably cooked up that story about the dude chasing her to get you off the scent so she can have the guy to herself?From your description of the guy, which lady wldn't want to cop the guy for herself.You might just be missing out on a good thing,think seriously about what you're about to do

I understand where you're coming from however, I questioned his true intentions before t getting my cousin involved. And her story pretty much confirmed my suspicions. And I went as far as to put him on a conference call and witnessed his conversation with her.

cudeh:
I like smart grls, 4rm your story the guy doesnt hv anytin 4 u, or your sister. Neverless i hv bunch of techniques that will make him to pay some $$$ even if he doesnt hv money he'll definitely borrow, trust me jst email me cmcbizgroup@gmail.com & i'll send u sum gud strategy. I wud hv posted it here jst bcuz of some reasons. The guy is a big cheat!

I'm glad you understand! I will really appreciate your assistance. But, why do I have to send you a private email? Can't you send me the tips via a private message on NL? I'm not too familiar with NL but I assume they have a private message option? Every forum does.