When you get caught, they will treat you like you stole the entire money anyways. The money isn’t yours, so even if they don’t give you anything as reward it shouldn’t bother you. You kidnap someone’s money and you are asking for ransom.

What I will do? If there’s a chance I could get caught, I will return the money. If I’m sure I won’t get caught, I will leave the money somewhere for an extended period of time. If nobody reaches out after 2 years then it’s mine.

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Whenever a woman cheats she finds a way to blame the man. If she isn’t cheating because he’s busy, she’s cheating because he’s too available, if it’s not because he’s rude, it’s because he’s too nice.

One day women will learn to open up on how they can be attracted to others without blaming their partners. Until then, don’t alter your life because you think it will keep a woman from cheating. You will lose yourself and she will still cheat.

Priorities.

Ever heard of family planning? Sighting a condom is not proof of adultery.

Just like men, women want to be single too. The compulsion to marry only arises from the need to have children before they can’t anymore plus the need to show people that they can get someone to marry them. Once those needs are met then it’s good riddance.

If men were the ones with biological clocks, women will charge men for marriage. We will have marriage workers like we have sex workers today. 2 million per year. Money for hand, ring for finger.

People vote according to the options they have. Sometimes they have no choice than to vote the least worst person.

The day I find out is the last time I will talk to her. We will go back to how it use to be before we met. Not enemies, just strangers.

The only thing you are allowed to feel is pity for the guy who married her. You got off easily, he wouldn’t.

1. When you love someone you won’t cheat - Cheating and love are two separate things and they can co-exist.

2. You need love to be married - Just like I don’t have to love my job to show up and do good at it. I don’t need to love someone to be a good husband.

3. Romantic relationships are born out of love - They are born out of desire and desire diminishes if expectations are not met.

4. Love don’t cost a thing - Leemaaoo.

More like things we do for clout.

Who says the girl is waiting? She probably just hasn’t seen anyone else. The guy should have told her to get married if someone else comes around. That way she will be waiting on her own accord and he won’t be held liable for wasting her time if marriage doesn’t happen eventually.

These ones are blackmailers. They want money to keep it secret or they are scorned the celebrity stopped talking to them. They like to lie that they are trying to warn others but na wash.

Same day by gf. Unless I tell her I’m going to be busy for some time. 2hrs can’t pass without checking up on ourselves.

If I was single, then next day when I don’t show up at work without notice and I’m unreachable. They will try to reach out to my emergency contact and if I don’t respond to calls or text they will inform the police.

The same Phyna insulted Groovy, belittled him by calling him a mummy’s boy. Talked down on him on live TV at their reunion. Insulted several other housemates on the show.

A simple I don’t know you has become ‘talking down on women’. Davido has talked down on Samklef, Dammy krane, Amaju and so many other men this year alone. It’s not a female and male thing. You got dealt the hand you deal others. Take the L miss.

She started the issue with Davido. Davido liked a post and then she commented asking him why he’s hating on her. We all know to be a hater means the person you hate on is better than you. Davido’s response was even very mild. Next time you feel the need to call someone out publicly, understand there may be a counter.

Six figures is anything from #100,000. That’s why babies don’t sleep at night. They are always ready to make it.

The bible didn’t tell men to pee standing up and women to pee sitting down. He looks like a potential adulterous daddy G.O.

One coke, one fanta. They look good together. Only a man in charge can pull off such a feat.

He’s not agreeing to the break up na. They are both taking the no gree for anybody slogan quite literally.

This man a couple of years ago said he wanted to take a married woman on vacation to Paris. He said all interested women should leave a comment. No one knows what woman won or if his promise was fulfilled but we do know a lot of homes were in turmoil at the time.

This here is why people bleach.

At a time I didn’t have a Nigerian bank account, a very substantial amount of my Naira was in my girlfriend’s Naira bank account. We broke up, I stopped talking to her and I was willing to forfeit the money, lucky for me she sent it through a mutual acquaintance.

I learnt my lessons nonetheless, relationships no matter how good they are can be temporary. Stop making permanent decisions on hope. I won’t be making the same mistake ever again.

You prefer we do it like you? Accumulate body count and lie about it? When women start wanting men who can’t get other women, men will start boasting about their virginity.

Either of both consistently will put you out of control. The secret is to mix the pace up. Fast, slow, very fast, regular, very slow. If you feel it coming, stop and do other things, switch positions, kiss, finger, head, whatever gives you a break.

When she cums, you can then give up control and let go.

I don’t like errands. I don’t send people on errands, I don’t want anyone to send me on errands. My girlfriend could be coming out of the bedroom, while I’m walking in to go get something. She finds it surprising that I wouldn’t just ask her to get it. That’s not my style.

If I have to eat fish and plantain, I will make plans to go to the store to buy fish and plantain. If I’m hungry and she’s not cooking, I will go make us something, not ask her to go cook. I don’t inconvenience people, I don’t like to be inconvenienced.

I didn’t become an adult to be sent on errands or told to do chores against my will.

The circumstances that make people go/stay broke are usually not within their control. It’s tough to deal with the loss of wealth coupled with the betrayal of a partner arising from the loss of wealth. A more realistic advise is to expect the betrayal so it doesn’t take you by surprise.

Kissing is an habit that’s formed from repetition. If you kiss your partner every morning before you go to work and the evening when you return. It becomes a routine. It’s the same as saying I love you every time they or you are about to leave. Form the habit and it becomes automatic.

If you don’t kiss your partner it’s because you have formed the habit of not kissing them. Good thing is habits can be changed when there’s determination.

Will smith style - Keep my wife’s name out ya Fking mouth.

Sex with a minor is illegal in many states in Nigeria.

Look for;

1. Younger girls - under 24 years old. At this age marriage isn’t on most girls mind. They have like three to four years to waste away with you.

2. Non Nigerian women - The average SA or Kenya woman can date indefinitely if they like you.

3. Seperated, divorced - They aren’t in a hurry to commit again.

4. Single older women - above 37 years old. At this age most women tend to have given up on the dream of marriage and just take happiness in whatever form it comes.

5. Have money and date a regular girl. She can’t get another guy on your level and women find it difficult to go back in lifestyle, so she’s stuck like Chioma is to Davido.

6. Don’t date - keep it casual until you are ready to settle. That way you will be the one they cheat with when their bf isn’t ready to marry them.

The North will support Tinubu in 2027 because they want a seamless transition back to the north in 2031.
So whether Tinubu does well or not he’s going to do 8 years in power unless he dies. If Obi miraculously wins in 2027 will he agree to do just 4 years? Or will the North want a 12 years southern presidency?

Congratulatory messages and staying relevant in the media won’t change anything. You had your chances and blew it. Your first error was your unknown vp candidate.

In some ways you are correct. Except for prostitutes, there has to be some sort of attraction for a woman to sleep with a guy but there are women who sleep with guys knowing the guys wants nothing more than sex.
In that moment she’s having sex for the purpose of sex.

There are a lot of casual relationships these days. A woman may want more than just sex but if the man she likes is only interested in sex, she indulges him and enjoys the sex for the purpose of sex.