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bokoharam and niger delta militants and southeast kidnappers have thought me a lesson and the lesson is (1) if u wish to become a celebrity and make headlines and any word that comes from your mouth will be taken seriously take up arms, bomb like 5 to 10 places,kill atleast 1000 people,kidnap an expatriate and after killing or bombing any place,call the press and claim responsibility.To show u how popular bokoharam have become,even my grandma in village know them but she does not tuface or wizkid

please guys any one who has a toshiba satellite pro battery for sale should contact me am based in calabar and i need it within 3 days.

i need a toshiba satellite pro battery and am in calabar and my number is 08096182320 and please can u deliver it to me within 3 days

the bible itself has said that there is a time for everything,but it seems some of our gurls have not heard about it,why is that when a gurl is young and beautiful she begins to bleep around and disregards the advances of guys who could have married them,and when the realise that the are going thirty or above, the start going to prayer houses and churches to search for miracle husband.

i prophet ebamma has seen a vision that mario gomez scored two and robben added one and ribery added one to give chelsea a befitting defeat.

please can u guys help me to fund my bet365 account,and i will pay via my uba africard.

there is a particular gurl i admired she lived at the next house to mine,have been trying to woo dis gurl to no avail,then one day i saw her going out with one of my pals,i was kind of jealous,i know dat guy as the Bleep and leave type,and i don't want her to be hurt by him,but i can't approach her and tell her dis, cos she will say that im just jealous.

please i need reasonable answers

i buy cooper,brass and aluminium

am a scrap buyer based in calabar

firstly i'll advice any guy going to any business whether online or offline that not all that glitters is gold,always look well before u leap cos there are so many hawks out there ready to fly away with your money.

i met a gurl in my area and i was trying to relate to her and tell her my feelings for her,when she told me she no longer has time for guys like us cos she is a big gurl now,i laughed in arabic, wetin gurl dey claim for,when dem just hook up with one rich dude,who buys them blackberry and takes them shopping,the start behaving pompousy.

sleep 4 house 4 evening enter one bar buy one crate of maltina go keep 4 your house drink am all then check under the crown cork u fit get luck win a house worth 10 milli, or go give the money to pastor Chris oyakhilome as seed,then im go pray 4 u after 3 days when the seed start germinate,u fit even get work for shell were them go dey pay u 3 milli pes month

am afraid it might be hard 4 me 2 marry a naija gurl,cos many naija gurls of dis our generation are whack,at first many no sabi cook, many of dem na drycleaner dey wash dia smelly pants, and many of dem who claim to be gud at sex are liars cos all the do during sex is to lie on the bed like a log of wood and leave all the sexual action to the man,am afraid 4 dis generation cos all dis gurls sabi only chatting on 2go,twitter.facebook and bbm.

Really now ok o! We all know ur mummy is part of dat population of naija gurls u called bitches sha.

Pele ti e o, i opened this thread cos i knew the real bitches will show themselves @idowu is an example

the bitches know themselves,if your mama @ idowu, maybe your mama 2 dey among them.

this poster is a loser for writing this piece filled with junk,were u high on shekpe or cunu before typing dis on your keyboard?, so u expect dangote to share his hard earned wealth with any loafer from the north just because he is a northerner, get a life dude,if u are jealous that an aboki is the richest blackman on earth,then go hug transformer.

when i hear people say true love,my love,my heart. It always makes me laugh,cos for all i know there is nothing like love,for instance, a guy comes across a gurl he likes those two ping pongs on her chest or her curves,from there he takes her out and intimates her that he loves her but in the real sense its her curves or breast or her beautiful face,and the gurl will be tempting the guy,asking him to buy her bb,cosmetics and sometimes go as far as asking him to pay their house rent,if the guy obliges them,the will give their body to him, but if he doesn't the will want to cut the relationship off. To me love is an illusion. Sex is the real deal

naija gurls are bitches, na so them dey do make up like witches,and open their legs for us so that the can steal our riches,and when when u go broke,the run away and leave us in stitches.

poster u be mugu when u copy mister ibu joke were im post 4 im facebook page come paste am for nairaland like say na you get am.

any person wishing to sell a modem around calabar should contact me.

please i was about to buy an hp mini laptop(tokunbo) and since i dont trust the seller i wish to know how i can identify whether it has the ability to be configured for browsing,please how do i go about it,since am a novice when it comes to laptops.

please i was about to buy a tokunbo laptop and i was sceptical whether it could browse or not please how do i confirm whether it has the capability to be configured 4 browsing cos i dont trust the seller.

na our money were we dey pay tithe and sow seed be dat, hope say the tuition fees go be someting were middle class guys go fit afford

igbo gurls are the number one ashawo for naija, enter any brothel and speak igbo and like 90 out of 100 people will answer u back in igbo

was reading how much this rappers charge per show and i was astonished, drake pockets 150 to 250 thousand dollars ,lil wayne pockets 300 to 500 thousand dollars(45 to 75 million naira), kanye west pockets from 800 thousand to 1 million dollars(120 to 150 million naira),even the 17 year old pop star justin bieber pockets 300 thousand dollars per show(45 million naira), in my opinion dis guys should not be pocketing such amount of money when people like fire fighters, army doctors nurses and the police who truly serve the society make less than dat per annum.

its frustrating when a kid like davido is paid such money 4 climbing on a stage an performing for 30minutes or 1 hour while a police sergeant with a family to feed will not make such money in 10 years service,the problem with money is that, it always goes to the wrong people

opportunity comes but once, if this man remains a cleaner till old age, he will regret his action

all dis Asari dokubo boys collecting amnesty with one hand and bunkering with the other