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Who know how big the evil forest in her down below will be |
kenzysmith:ok |
If you carbon-date the age of this guy you will be shocked to see that he is of the same age with all those extinct dinosaurs. 18000000yrs |
Go and Hustle for money, school no de pay again for naija, me wea be 2.1 graduate I Don enter Hustle. |
My brother may God help us, my own started in 2020 when I came to Lagos and had nothing doing, my married cousin sister suggested I should start selling hustling wears to oloshos which I started doing, I will go jankara market and buy those clothes and then start going from one brothel to another with the help of my cousin sister, after the first time my cousin stopped coming with me because I Don Sabi many brothels, as time went on I became friend to many oloshos and we exchanged contacts and some do call to know if I will be coming to their brothel and some will even tell me to come to their room for them to select clothes. one day I went to a brothel in iyana-ikpaja and entered the room of a girl who had earlier called and told me to come to her room for her to select clothes, as I entered and sat on her bed as usual (because no chair to sit), we started discussing and she was selecting and I was sipping my bottle of origin bitters which she also collected from me and gulped, after selecting she paid and said that I don't patronize her but she always patronize me, she touched my dick na so dick stand she unzip me, comot condom we Bleep so tee condom burst, she gave me beacham ampeclox and I took after which I gave her 1k not knowing that this is the beginning of my journey with prostitutes, any day I go to their brothel we must Bleep, when I stopped the business I was employed to work in Lekki na so I discovered sir-timber brothel in jakande bus-stop and became a regular visitor of the brothel, when I stopped working in Lekki I got a job with a construction company in shagamu, the first day I got there I discovered a place called Malaysia, opposite comart company, before shagamu inter-change, that place na morden day Sodom and Gomorrah, olosho fit Bleep you for outside if you want, but thank God since this year na only ones I Don Bleep olosho, Jan 5. |
Watch and follow Dr. Trish Leigh videos on YouTube and free yourself from masturbation and you will be healed |
Reduce the rate at which you watch porn and quite masturbation, i fact stop watching porn ![]() |
Watching porn is hardest addiction to quite. |
mosdii where are you, someone needs you here |
@Mosdii come and advise this man |
I have been reading your write-ups and this seems to be the most informative one, thanks a lot. |
For masturbation to make you fail your jamb that means you must be a master degree holder in masturbation. No be only fail jamb because of masturbation, if you like no read your book. |
[quote author=Michaelbjune post=109679161]Good afternoon my Fellow Nairalanders I want to write the story short I saw my babe miss call yesterday so I now call her back, has I call her we start talking. so has the conversation was going on she now ask me if I'm not interested joining Army again. I answer her that I'm still afraid she also said that she is afraid too and she doesn't want to lose me. because of boko boys in the north so my brothers and sisters I was still talking to her on phone , she said I should try POLICE I replied nooo I don't like POLICE instead of me joining POLICE I will prefer to join IMMIGRATION . see the next thing she said...... Just try you know age is not by your side and you are 23 already didn't you know that your mate are doing yhaoo boys I replied : God forbids Soo you're supporting yahoo boys. that thief people money and doing ritual too, I can never in my life do such a terrible thing this is frouad do you know that I can hate you because of this statement. she replied: I'm sorry you know yahoo boys it's just a game , but just give me a kiss before going to bed I replied : back to sender I will never called you again I hangup the call so I was thinking maybe some boy that join yhaoo boys is because of girls or some girls or big bombom push them to yhaoo boys Lie Mohammed |
You are making sense, so much entitlement mentality from these vulva owners. |
Any day you gather moral give am serious beating him head go correct. |
CEO YOU ARE A FOOLISH MAN |
After my small business crashed, I had no option than to take up a security guard job at lekki despite the fact that I am a university graduate, one day a female tanant talked to me in an insulting manner, I replied her in a more insulting manner, her brother came to fight me and I gave him the beating of his life, they got me arrested with the police and I spent days at the police cell, me wea Don de spend days for cell since secondary school days, when I came out I still fought with another tenant in the compound, in all these my employer was by my side, maybe because we do smoke together, after some months I just quit the useless job for good, I now have my own boutique store and am doing well. |
Am proud to be an Igbo guy, anything wea bring money na work for us except skull mining, ordinary bullets, make una free that guy joor. |
Nigerian girls are USELESS all of them bar non. [b][/b]Mosdi 1957 |
Nigerian girls are USELESS all of them bar non. Mosdi 1957 |
Pls can I have the girl's number,it's be long I had marathon sex, she seems to be a cheerful giver. And for you, be delivered from all spirit of SIMPlicity I jesus name. |
Ghanaians have gotten senses, if na Nigeria now you will see tropes of gullibls giveing to a hungry man claiming to be a pastor. |
Since he has no wife, what will he do when konji comes knocking on his waist, or will he quote the constitution for konji eg. According to section 7 subsection 100 of Nigeria constitution you konji has no right to konjetise my holy biological dangling rod in between my legs for it has been sacrificed to pope. |
With so much fvcking scandals leveled against suleman, I think his name should be changed to sulewomen. |
No be only God's General, brainwashed gullible people worshiping men in place of God. |
Have things been missing in your house before her visiting? If yes, she may be innocent, If no, she is a thief. |