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EducationRe: My Phd Program In Jeopardy. Please Help (pictures) by Eben91: 5:00pm On Apr 25, 2022
Me wea been de reason to go do masters for unilag, I no do again since masters degree is useless to a lecture, make I kuku focus on my business.
RomanceRe: Entertain yourself with these different Vawulence Memes by Eben91: 10:03am On Apr 25, 2022
[center][/center] grin grin grin the vawulence must continue
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests 4 Traffickers At Lagos & Abuja Airports, Mops Up Tramadol Caps by Eben91: 9:28am On Apr 25, 2022
DJGiore:
Crime does not pay, yorubas are one tribe that does not support crime and drug business...kudos to them...download fuji mixtape on naija dj mix.com
Yes because you guys are erudite SKULLERS
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Received Into Husband's Family By Women Like A Queen (Pix, Video) by Eben91: 8:58am On Apr 25, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
A sensible woman ought to be hiding her face if she is just getting married at the old age of 46.

All these fake smiles will disappear soon when there is no child to be presented to this same family. Ad even if a baby comes of this union, this woman will be holding a 3 year old's hand to Kindergarten school at 50 years old.


Let me just stop here before I puke.
You are not and can never be her God so shift
RomanceRe: My Escapades In The North ..... by Eben91: 8:45pm On Apr 24, 2022
Candidlady:
Good afternoon OP

As much as we really want to read bout your escapades in north please note that we are also watching/observing you..

Post anything that will paint north black and this thread will be taken down


Be warned


Yours sincerely
Mod candid
Will taken down his post kill him, STFU and get lost
RomanceRe: Suggest Me A Good Android Phone Within The Price Range Of 100k - 150k by Eben91: 6:06pm On Apr 24, 2022
Huawei y9
CrimeRe: Rituals: Married Woman Carve-up By Boyfriend In Ondo by Eben91: 1:19pm On Apr 23, 2022
Razgas:
This has to do with generating IGR grin
Yes they are doing everything possible to increase their IGR
CrimeRe: Rituals: Married Woman Carve-up By Boyfriend In Ondo by Eben91: 1:12pm On Apr 23, 2022
LadyRosa:
cry

She said that Funmilola needed to be referred to the Federal Medical Centre for a service of a neurosurgeon, due to the deep wound on her head.


The head was the target all along.The guy don reason E -money sotee him decide to change him mind from playing ball. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Omo, after the increase in flight fare,I decided to travel by road.One of the worst journey of my life, I fear through out the journey sotee I just dey piss anyhow

At a point I felt strange,no be fear but a bit cold, inhuman.Wetin dey happen?!that's when I saw the "WELCOME TO OGUN STATE ".My ghost first see am Japa!Left me hanging embarassed embarassed embarassed

It only came back when I saw my siblings embarassed embarassed embarassed

What ifs na him full my head.
And to think your private parts will also be excavated. So them go just carry my "Kpekus" for nylon bag with a price tag of 1500 naira embarassed embarassed embarassed

Chineke melu umugi ebele embarassed embarassed

And then the breasthuh Discussion will be like.

"Haha! One tousant five hundred jalee baba.O to bi na,ele o to bi baba."

And if the deal no strike ,na to carry the breast wrap put for shokoto Waka go find another customer!Oh my God!
Nne idi right, they now have National Association of Afonja skull miners in diaspora, one of them was sentenced to death in China few days ago for killing a lady, seeing a human head makes an average Afonja to salivate like Evan pavlov's dog we learnt back then in psychology
FamilyRe: I Am Tired Of My Marriage by Eben91: 9:19am On Apr 23, 2022
janejjjjj5000:
No. I grew up in Winners Chapel and Papa and Mama always say they have never argued in their marriage. Even last year, Papa still said that he and mama have not had their first argument almost 40 years later. That is the kind of marriage I always wanted but now, I feel bad because I cannot boast of the same thing. Shouting at your wife is abuse. And worse is that our children see it. I have read that it can affect children psychologically. I feel that I have failed.
This is the problem with most humans, so you are now using bishop's marriage as a yardstick for your own marriage , sorry is ur name, so u think if ur bishop is having problems with his wife he will come and tell the whole world grin grin , your husband maybe 10 times better than bishop when it comes to marriage, i am a winner also but I pity that my future wife that will compare me with bishop, she must go marry that bishop, I don talk am say my future wife no fit call bishop "Papa", she can call him bishop or pastor but not "Papa", if she call him "papa" she will go and marry him, i cannot be hustling in Lagos to cater for the family and u will be calling another man "papa" , I am the only man that my wife will be calling "Papa or Daddy".
Car TalkRe: Drive A Honda From Lagos To Abuja Or Use A Car Carrier? by Eben91: 3:36am On Apr 23, 2022
n3rve:
Yes, it's a 2020 Accord. I appreciate your feedback. Someone else had recommended AA Rescue and I've already reached out to them. They charged 322K to deliver it to Abuja within 72 hours. Coupled with your advice, I've resolved to go with them. Thank you!
AA rescue is the best
AutosRe: 2013 Mercedes Benz C300 by Eben91: 3:23am On Apr 23, 2022
How much?
CrimeRe: Chinese Court Sentences American English Teacher To Death by Eben91: 3:07am On Apr 23, 2022
Afonjas doing what they know how to do best, this one has taken skull mining global, national association of Afonja skull miners in diaspora, Maybe he was thinking he is in his ancestral land "Ogun state", sorry is ur name.
CelebritiesRe: Actress Esther Uzodinma Wonders Why Nobody Is Toasting Her by Eben91: 2:39pm On Apr 22, 2022
That will show you how people hate any thing that answers "UZODIMMA" just change that name and men will start toasting you like slice bread, u even look like two slices of bread put together but no toaster.
RomanceRe: I'm Receiving Death Threats From My Girlfriend's Ex by Eben91: 4:33pm On Apr 21, 2022
Candidlady:
Jack died for love TITANIC
Jesus died for love HUMANITY



ain't you a man? Can't you die for love! Cowards everywhere
So if he is ur brother you will tell him to die for love, honestly u need prayers from Righteousness2
RomanceRe: The Surge Of Single Mom Soaring Unabated In The Society Today by Eben91: 11:24am On Apr 21, 2022
OloshoMan:
Wifing up a single mother is like paying for a crime you didn't commit or continuing another person's saved game instead of clicking on"New game".

No matter what you do in that relationship, the child always comes first, and he/she is not even your kid, which makes it worse. The kid could be a rough one and you can't even do anything about it without the mother interfering, even under your roof the kid will always come first to her Even before the relationship you having with her. You can't even discipline the child whenever he misbehaves, You can't even make rules in your house. You're (SIMP) just there to provide for her and that's the only purpose you're gonna serve. And no matter how hard you try, that pussy will always belong to the baby daddy. She'll always be there whenever he calls. Don't you ever forget that.

The ranking of people in her Life:
-Her child
-Her baby daddy(the man who imprinted her psychologically and mentally)
-Her friends
-Her pet (cat/dog) if she has any
-You (The Beta male provider/The SIMP without self worth)

I ain't getting with a single mother except that baby daddy dies in a horrible ghastly crash, that way I know she for real. Bye.
God bless you my man, after this your advise i never took anything serious with her again. Do u know that is lady who always say that she will be ever faithful to me traveled from umuahia to imo state last week to go Bleep a man she met on Facebook, after they had sex, the guy recorded her and snapped her during their sex moments and also took many of her naked pictures and he is now threatening to post them online if she did not come back to imo state for another sex. She lied to me that she just met the man in a bank in umuahia and greeted him and the next thing is that she saw herself in imo state, when I kept asking her how she got to imo state from abia state, she broke down and told me the truth, the funny thing is that this lady is asking me if I will break up with her grin grin, the guy has already sent those pictures to the girl's elder sister.
RomanceRe: Experience With My Landlord's Daughter's Friend by Eben91: 10:39am On Apr 21, 2022
stacyadams:
... hahahaha ok except her
Yesoo, except her grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Experience With My Landlord's Daughter's Friend by Eben91: 2:56pm On Apr 20, 2022
stacyadams:
grin all of them
Minus my regular olosho costomer, she is very very useful to me, she de reduce price for me grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Popular Nigerian Actress Marries Her Heart Throb In IMO State by Eben91: 10:29pm On Apr 19, 2022
I thought they say that age 45 a woman go don reach_________?
CrimeRe: Wife Who Was Recorded 'ordering Her Husband To Rape Ukrainian Women' by Eben91: 4:52pm On Apr 16, 2022
Such a good woman to have as a wife, she will even permit me to nack outside so long I nack with condom
RomanceRe: Girls Don't Like Me How Do I Look (pics) by Eben91: 11:59am On Apr 15, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



I am so sorry dear, I don't mean to hurt you. But I must say the truth.


You shouldn't be surprised or hate yourself if no girl like you, because of truth, no girl with her right sense will like to settle for a young man who looked like all those people bedeviled with down syndrome.
What do u say, down syndrome? Do you want him to go and start asking for the price of sniper insecticide.
CrimeRe: Video Of Toyosi Confessing That She Was Not Raped Or Kidnapped by Eben91: 11:53am On Apr 15, 2022
I pray some group of rapists pay her a visit in the future
CrimeRe: Caption This Picture Of DCP Abba Kyari And Evans by Eben91: 2:46pm On Apr 06, 2022
No one knows tomorrow
CrimeRe: Angry Mob Burnt Two Suspected Thieves To Death In Niger (photos) by Eben91: 11:11pm On Apr 05, 2022
Jeon:
stop jungle justice you Nigerians won't listen.


THIS WHY THE LORD IS PUNISHING THIS NATION WITH FAMINE, BECAUSE HE DIDN'T GAVE ANYONE THE RIGHT TO DESTROY A CREATURE HE MOULDED OUT OF SAND ..


Earth[sand] maybe cursing at us because of what we do to it. by burying juju, spilling blood, burying someone alive e. t. c.
So u did not read what they did?
FamilyRe: Some People With Bad Past Hardly Change In Marriage by Eben91: 9:54pm On Apr 05, 2022
my past no too bad like that na just say I de nack olosho for brothel and I never stop because I never get babe and I never wan get, and I never carry olosho day brake, Girl never do abortion for me b4, I never kill anybody b4 , so my past no too bad
Christianity EtcRe: Kenyan Pastor Demolishes Church After Catching His Wife Kissing His Assistant by Eben91: 12:11am On Apr 05, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Just the way Jesus scattered and drove out the money changers.. grin
Christianity at it's finest.. grin
grin grin grin grin be calming down a little naa, what did you just say? grin grin
RomanceRe: What's The Best Way To Support Your Lady? by Eben91: 11:58pm On Apr 04, 2022
The best support I can give to her is that support that will always make her to want to sit in one place and sleep all day, and the best support that will do this perfectly is inpregnating her.
PoliticsRe: IPOB Kills 3 FRSC Officers In Anambra As Warning To Soludo (Graphic Photos) by Eben91: 8:37am On Apr 04, 2022
Tinubuadvocate:
Buhari is too slow for my liking declare state of emergency to dot nation deploy battalion there anyone show up within term of curfew should gun down.
It is Ur papa that will be gunned down

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