₦airaland Forum

paulolee:
meself dont know o...i remember wen It happened on my way to akwa ibom coming from lag..
we saw a check point around abia state n one guy sitting close to me was already on call even before we reach d check point n continued d call after dey stopped our car for questions..
na one small looking military officer jua rush, open our window n tear d guy hot slap, asif dt wasn't enough, he turned around, opened d door n ask d guy to come out n explain the criminal gangs he is given tips about security matters..
they flogged d guy belts n asked him to frog jump n all we can do was to keep pleading bcoz d guy was jus talking to his parents..
dey asked us to leave without him if we like to continue d journey bcoz he must wait till dier boss resumes next morning bt we kept on begging n pleading n bent on not leaving without him..
after hours of begging, dey pitied him n asked him to enter with us with bruises n injuries on his body jus bcox of call..
dis country av really failed us..

Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie on my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside just close to my window. So she needed me to pass peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“

Whazar:
This op nah eleribu
Masturbate for commercial bus?
Who even masturbate where he makes money?

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.
Haeeeee! You need deliverance asap

brosom:
This one na medicine after death,

Let her be with the shop and take whatever that is left of u and leave.


Can't imagine how someone would pretend to be cool for a whole 2 years during relationship/courtship, only to unleashe sapentery behavior under one year after marriage.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
This is a relationship expert..I give you 2/10..
1 for your confidence..1 for your weirdness..

Do that to any lady and get a resounding slap..
But this your comment sounds hilarious...

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Here is a sensible man not the underage kids on nairaland who are still feeding from Mom's pot parading online as wannabe redpillers..
Bunch of weaklings..I hope these wannabe redpillers won't call him a simp since their brain is only glued to women bashing and unproductivity..
Appreciate and respect your partner then watch things go in order..
Blessing to all real men and women out there...as for the wannabe redpillers keep enjoying mom's rice and stew maybe when you folks grow up you will get back to your senses..

Jennyclay:
YES!!

These are the 3 things I have vowed never to do.

1. Staying in a man's house over night.
2. Doing abortion
3. Sleeping with a married man.

And it has helped me grow to become a better and stronger woman.

YinkaOlusesi16:
your tithes to GOD is different from the money u give to the poor, obedient is better than sacrifice.

YoungBlackRico:
It is fault? Is there any justification for this? Na una sabi sha...

JustPowerApps:
Lagos people be dating each other for years and they won't even know each other's name not to talk of where the partner came from The city of roamers

michael1508:
Na wa o,the breast is still useful though,it can be used for ironing board or a gymnastic mat

Brian47:
Get creative.
Ask her what's her plan for the day, then proceed from there.
Tell her that you're a good cook and how you've used like 17 Maggi to cook 3 cups of rice.
Then proceed to ask her if she cooks.
If she uploads any photo on her status, compliment her and proceed to tell her that she looks like a certain celebrity.
Ideas would come but if the chat doesn't get lively, japa

lereinter:
You are sick