₦airaland Forum

Slytiger:
Are you saying a gay person cannot snap picture with a woman or that the magazine is not for gay people? What are your point exactly

Then what do you say about the below 👇

Beremx:
Seun, I'll think about it and get back to you . No shaking

Sctests:
Tinubu's daughter na proper lesbian. But woman stand for oseloka back..

Cyberterror:
Peter Obi is really a mumu man. He is looking the other way while his only son's butt hole is being torn to pieces. Looking at his picture, you can tell that the boy don swallow cum tire with his mouth that looks like drum.

The time Peter Obi spent dishing out fake Chinese statistics to deceive his way to power would have been better spent saving his child from the path of sodomy. It isn't hard to tell that Peter Obi was a negligent father who was more interested in power.

Gromilla010:
your first paragraph was entirely rubbish but you concealed your ignorance by ending it in such a liberal manner

seunmsg:
Are you gay?

airsaylongcome:
Lol! If and when DSS pick am, and possibly you, I hope your mouth go still sharp laidis

HelpfulBro:
regardless of the condition I have very high libido and high testosterone levels so a week without sex or masturbation then that's all I think about, I been dey dispise myself for it but it just built up guilt, anxiety and self doubt so now I own it with my full chest, I'm stopping porn gradually as I don't watch it everyday and only just by mistakes maybe once in a month or twice then I move forward. Not been easy as I moved from watching hardcore nasty porn to how I am now that sometimes just an erotic comic could finish me off. Very soon I won't be using it as I also have a weekly routine for watermelon and tiger nut but thanks either way

HelpfulBro:
fool go read about porn induced erectile dysfunction

younglekky19:
December palliative received
Polytechnic

Why did FG skip October and November?

airsaylongcome:
Be careful of what you spew on the Internet. Even with a VPN, you are not anonymous

seunmsg:
As at this morning, personnel warrants have not been initiated on GIFMIS. If you’re on IPPIS, I am sorry you’re not getting your salary anytime soon. And yes, this is totally unacceptable. The Accountant General, DG Budget Office and the Minister of Finance should be collectively sanctioned.

gaby:
Even Akwa Ibom ayaya?

HelpfulBro:
It's very annoying that I got beaten up by police today because of vega 100....

[In the images below my hand now looks like a deformed pig]

I was on my way to a hotel to meet up with my babe but I had to go back to go take my drugs at home and it was late about 10pm so the police stopped me and checked, first they saw a condom and then they saw vega 100

He immediately said I should open my tongue which I did and then he asked to follow him that I'm with hard drugs 🥲 and I was shocked then I asked him to wait that it's not a hard drug and it's just a sexual stimulant which is completely legal

I tried to show him the receipt I bought it off jumia and that it is a legal drug which he kept on doubting that jumia did not sell me this, then they took my phone and before you know it they started pushing me inside the car

Out of shock I started resisting their attempts by asking them to just wait pls and listen so I can show them proofs that I don't even take drugs or smoke. Initial I just carry it because I get erectile dysfunction sometimes which I'm trying to fight after many years of porn use.

They took a stick and started hitting me and slapping me because I was resisting them I entered the car and they said I will bring 100k 🤧

I asked the officer, where I wan get 100k from that it's only 20k I have abeg, they kept driving till station and before you know it they stopped and asked me to withdraw the 20k at the POS close to the station...

The POS woman looked like she was in on it too that she collected 1k for charges and I just shoke my head in sadness that she knew what was going on

This is my second case with police but different scenario and I both I was not given a chance to speak, the first time it was because the police woman 'thought' I was recording while I wasn't and I politely asked for her to open it in front of everyone present to check and she shut me up and now tonight's incident

I really tired of this country and I hope I won't get into any trouble with the police again, I couldn't even speak after as I was just quiet looking at how evil both the police and my fellow citizen (the POS woman) can be and in the end everyone would go to church or mosque during worship days

I spit on Nigeria and I'll do anything to leave as it is 🤦

Oboto700:
Very foolish Man.. he denied me of nysc even after presenting Every proof i am below 30... I would become a celebrity one day and call him out.. even if he's 80 by then.. may God preserve our life

RichDad1:
Diran, if you study well, you’ll surely pass. No one can fail you.
You can’t be on Nairaland 24/7 trolling and expect to excel in your academics.
Change your attitude and expect progress in your life.

Jeon:
He wanted to impress Satan.


.

He could've been alive by now, but greediness blinded his eyes.

Akalia:
The part he called her "baby girl" got me chuckling, funny.
The girl is probably from a well to do family and the guy thought he has stroke gold.

Topman7:
The ''son of God'' flew down to Earth and showed he was the ''son of a God'' by changing water to wine in a party.

And then he walked into the middle of the ocean without sinking.

Just walking on top of the ocean, magically.

Because he's the ''son of God''.

A story for kindergarten kids.

No wonder they drill it into their heads when they are children.

GGIA:
why won’t you mention muhammad countries.

Ishmaelite follower. allahurharkubar people

Terrorists

by the way, how is the North East. hope you haven’t been raped again? this time by bandits.

Beremx:
Askari, so if you were the CAN chairman, you'll go and face the bandit? Ba wo lo se n soro bayi nau? I'm highly disappointed at your comment

kevwemike:
The properties is not good to behold during the day

Chicagograduate:
Surprise disappearance from the neighbourhood.

Spybradd:
I hope the likes of flokii seunmsg legendhero parachoko elsudan pakute burob exousiAng yorubold holluwhakemmy hitlerwasright muchado FreeStuffsNG ttalk delvo thefacelessman wickedfacts yarimo koshcad bosskesh spagettiluv yorubademonswag etrouble sulaak ijebuwarrior raskimonojendor chibuzoripob goodnewsforlife will see this because all these while,you have been putting on a mask and deceiving everyone. You have been pouring petrol inside fire.

G00dharddick:
Which nairalanders?

You should know I don't have time for such people. And obi actually won the last elections massively even though he was rigged out and his votes was highly reduced. This is a known fact. Even one of the river state governments officials said this.

happney65:
Aha!

I remember this very well. It was in 2004. I remember watching it at a roadside viewing centre at Olorunsogo.. Okocha just won the BBC African footballer of the year when he singlehandedly brought Bolton Wonderers from Relegation

It was just the stroke of half time. Okocha scored that wonderful goal and we went into half time

Before then, Cameroun has always been our nemesis beating us back to back even with ojoro from their top guy,Issa Hayatou who was the CAF chairman then

We went on to win that game 2-1 and that was what broke the camerounian jinz ever since then..

P.S.Camoroun also had the best of the best in their team then not their current crop of players who I believe we can defeat tonight

G00dharddick:
Super eagles will definitely disappoint today!

If super eagles are smart, they should be able to win Cameroon even though Cameroon is not an easy team to defeat.

My bet is on Cameroon.

No Idiot should quote me to say trash

oloba:
Baba dey go Bayern

finallybusy:
Guy, JAMB go hard this year. Dey play.

MrCork:
Seun is a nice guy. Message him directly and he will respond to u.