₦airaland Forum

Boomboost:
I'm Ibibio and a mature fellow, but I wish I was born in the West...

ibibio kill you there.
Unamikot

Namaster:
Have you checked the yansh?

Myrepublic:
No be those ones I dey talk about. I mean those when dey shame to even visit boy alone or hold hand with guy. I know of virgins too,when be say their anus don be like well.. They nack anally,but puna still dey intact.

i know a girl in my school then that engaged on anal, but her pussy is untouched

Nlanalyst:
You dey mad.

I thought he was catching cruise till I saw his signature.
SMH

DKM123:
Ingenious! I love it! 🙌
Your knowledge of the course will reflect on the kind of questions you set and the answer you give. I am sending this to my lecturers on WhatsApp.

lecturers bawo?
Lol see this village illiterate primary school dropout.
Keep deceiving yourself.
Lecturer kini

nairalanda1:
It is because you do not live in Abuja.

Abuja is one chance central. The woman has been identified as their victim.

i understand.
I have a personal issue with the lady that quoted me

DKM123:
God bless you for your responses.

The only thing in the empty br@ins of some Nairaland small minded boys is segzzz. Nothing else.

To them anything that concerns a fellow human who is female has to be ABOUT SEGZ. Nothing else.

Very intellectually deficient cumj£rk addicts with peasized bra!ns.

shut up

DaddyRochie1642:
It's over one year I lost my mother to stage 4 breast cancer, the breast cancer was not detected early,

- I remember that day very clearly like it was yesterday,
- It was on a Sunday morning, she was responsive their on her hospital bed, she was even smiling with the doctor attending to her,
- I was there, my younger brother was there, my older cousin was there, we were there by her side, the doctor attending to her left,
- Few minutes after the doctor left, mummy closed her eyes,
- We immediately rushed and called the doctors to the situation, the brought their machine for CPR, the machine couldn't detect her pulse/vitals,
- She was pronounced dead after several efforts.
- I couldn't believe I just saw mummy die before my eyes,
- My younger brother went nuts right there in the hospital, my older cousin shed tears, his eyes were red, I was too shocked, I just sat down beside her body and held her hand for over an hour, she was 52years old.
- This memory plays in my head each day.

- My younger brother was never himself After mummy's passing,
- He developed some kind of mental health issues, it was so bad for him,
- My younger brother became a complete shadow of himself, this is someone that is full of Life and energy when mummy was alive.
- Doctor said it was schizophrenia which was triggered due to the loss of a loved one as he was very close to her.

- With combined efforts, my younger brother slowly overcame the mental health issue,
- Each time I look at him, I'm so glad we rallied around for him, I am so glad I played my role and stood by him at that low point in his life, I'm filled with happiness each time I see him.

- Witnessing a loved one die in your presence is a scar for life, it can damage a person for Life.

You can share your experience if you wish, it is not an easy thing to talk about.

I lost my dad on November last year.
I almost lost my sanity as he died at 84 and even at that age he sponsored me through school (I'm a fresh graduate).
Graduating and coming back home I lost him to the cold hands of death.
His death affected me and I almost got sacked at work.
Till now I'm yet to recover

Alright

DenreleDave:
Please who has mosquito net for sale


Before these tiny b@stads finish me..

I have.
Location Uyo

Holluwhakemmy:
okay

can't reach out to you as the mail attached to this account isn't active.
Can I drop my WhatsApp number via an old thread?

Holluwhakemmy:
Yes, but you don't need it

i need it sha.
I reside in Ibadan, Agbowo, UI side.
Can we talk via mails?

Holluwhakemmy:
I still have mine here it is having battery problem

can you waybill?

Pussyisgud:
That's why you need to quick knack am so that you will not lose.

7 month old relationship no sex and we just broke up and I didn't see her pants.
Have I lost?
I paid her rent, bought her a phone and usually gave her upkeep every month

Goodmarlian:
oga ur google is on safe mode .

yeah safe search mode

joinnow:
Eat and by month end you go give her all your salary

SavageResponse:
Go ahead and accept it, she's merely extending a hand of friendship to you.

Just know that you will have to reciprocate the gesture one way or another cos nothing is free in this life

as in ehn

Same shut I'm passing through currently.
She used to show me love, cooked all manner of delicacies and took care of me.
Omo the following month I got a job ehn I don buy am iPhone, paid her rent and spent on her as a way of showing gratitude for her goodness

EreluRoz:
😆 na wa but this is not Nigerian men's sizes. Nigerian men have small dicks according to world research

you talk a lot on this forum.
I'm watching you

Smooyis:
Ghana is jinxed against cape vede

them dey always beat Ghana anytime dem two meet?

femi4:
Capeverde na giant killers

Used to be ranked top 5 few years ago

No team love to meet them

for where?
I feel say na their first win for tournament be this

Elinosweet143:
Abii e show say I be full naija babe now, Englishman too no Sabi my language

babe bawo?
I thought you're a guy

Elinosweet143:
The video pls although the pictures look colourful, she rep us well

guy you no Sabi English

Kukutente23:
Your legs are quite long. Are you a NEPA staff?

chai ashawo wetin carry you go her profile?

You wan kill me with laughte

Gbadugbakun:
I Know this might sound funny, but it's the truth. I lie too much, most especially when I'm talking with people.

Most times there wouldn't even be any need to lie, but I would just find myself lying up and down. It's beginning to bother me and I want to stop it. Please how do I go about it?

Mods, please help me out.

I'm worse than you especially the bolded part.
Even when they don't ask me questions I still formulate lies and talk

FuckingMachine:
I come ban Nairaland after.
Who you think say win?

them say you cast nairaland for twitter that time wey nairaland was down for days.
E be like say your curse dey work

FuckingMachine:
Lots of Supreme court governors since APC took over.
All elections are being disputed.

I hear say Dominique been ban you

TopBanter:
lol. You actually believe Kanu? Dude is clinically insane and suffering from delusions of grandeur plus megalomania.

He is however a perfect fit for a people who have always preferred to follow leaders of questionable sanity like Azikiwe, Ojukwu, Kaduna Nzeogwu, Simon Ekpa etal.

why is azikiwe on that list?