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Do me, I do you. Man no go vex. they should thank God them never send them back with Nigeria must go bag.
Seriously, I feel for them. Something should be done to support these people.

Ghana pls give them time to switch to another business/ alternate means of survive. it's not their fault for craving for greener pastures. it's not their fault for having a failed government.

hisexcellency34:
Peter Obi who is hated in his Anambra state. Obiano will mobilise against him

Shut up!! you don't know a thing about Anambra politics.
Peter Obi is loved by everyone in Anambra.
Choosing Ben Obi over Peter obi, soludo, ekweremmadu and Ngozi is poor decision. we need vibrant and brilliant VP.

Ifeanyi4491:
assuming if atiku pick NOI as his runing mate some month later Atiku mistakenly join his ancestors and NOI take over.... Who will be the first lady of Nigeria or first man of Nigeria.

What do you have against women folks? Whats wrong with female president. you are not bothered about having a competent President, You are not bothered about moving the country forward. you are not afraid of having another failed government rather you activate your chauvinistic antennas to discredit Ngozi.
odiegwu

People cheat because they want to cheat

iLegendd:
No, I'm not marketing, Honey, I'm just telling you the obvious. Are you married?

No am not.

iLegendd:
But there is a little smile on her face. Do you want a girl with a full-blown smile?

sort of.
to that show that s/he finds the chats interesting.

image 3 for me, but the facial expression of Lady is too serious- like a business chat.

iLegendd:
Stop spoiling me joor. Buy our TheDAVIDO Fùck Guide book for your boyfriend. It has the 69 position explained in a professional way.

Get it now and let him learn how to stimulate your G-spót like a pro until you squirt like a bad girl.

I admire your marketing skills. you don't let any opportunities unexplored.

Sure gonna buy... but for my husband

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iLegendd:
In 2009, I found myself in an oyibo man's country for my studies. Thank to scholarship. At least, a poor man's pikin can travel abroad if God be with him. Yes, I was among the top 3 students in class. In my first year, I had a distinction.

Now, here is the koko. It's not about school or distinction, but what you can offer the world. Some people think life is all about, "school school school or money money money." They work hard to study or work hard to make money; instead of work smart.

Despite being good with books, I sucked in the bedroom and I couldn't last 69 seconds in bed. I was so nervous whenever my interaction with a woman is about to lead to the bedroom. I knew if it leads to the bedroom, I'll embarrass myself.

Typing...

69 what?



hope its not am thinking?

Saff:
Just endure

After all, all women cheat. If you leave this one, the next one will still probably cheat on you so just manage. There’s nothing like ‘Mrs right’, just accept any girl who at least makes you happy, or you’ll end up being 35, miserable and single. Good luck and I hope you and your future wife can work things out, it is well.

Best advice so. Op don't forget to give her Condom just in case.

Op, stop spreading false information, Chidimma miss unizik is different from Chidimma- cucumber

iLegendd:
I can only give you the "bent" offer. After giving it to you, you still need to pay me "service" fee.

lol

iLegendd:
You like the one wey stand, abi?

Make your offer stand.

iLegendd:
Stand? No, the offer doesn't stand — it's bent.

To be deleted soon.

Stop corrupting my innocent mind.

iLegendd:
The offer above will fit you.

I don't need the bent one

iLegendd:
Unfortunately, Airtel said I can't transfer less than 3MB and more than 200MB. So, I'll send 200MB each to 3 of you. I also think you can't share MB more than 2 times a day. Lemme try it again.

chai! see awoof wey I miss o. my heart is broken.

iLegendd:
You're welcome, Dear. See analysis below.

The first person to drop a comment below me will get 500MB. The second person will get 300MB and the third will get 200MB.

Modified: If you're a woman and you want to drop your number without anyone knowing or hórny boys copying your number, change it from f to m or use the F5 technique I taught earlier.

is the offer still stand?

This should not be on FP, this is body shaming and it should be discouraged

iLegendd:
*141#

Choose 2.5G + 1GB night = ₦1,500.

Whatever subscription you go for, you'll be given double. So, 2.5 + 2.5 = 5GB. Add that we the 1GB night, you'll get what you want.

Thanks dear

iLegendd:
I ended up registering 3 sims. Two Airtel and 1 MTN. These sims will enable me enjoy all those free bonanzas. The moment the bonanzas finish, I'll break them and get another sim. MTN and Airtel think they're wise. They keep giving new sims bonanzas, but ignore us, the old users.

Typing...

What is the code for this bonanza pls,

iLegendd:
What I'll do to you with that black one if I catch it on your ass eh, only Heaven knows. Anyway, I'm a virgin, so what do I know? Stop spoiling me.

Hmmm, I went to confession yesterday, you won't drag me into this am a born again Christian

Offpoint:
I can't believe I was patiently until I get the "Continue reading here"
op I've never said this to anyone online and offline.... but from the bottom of heart and with all sincerity: May thunder fire you in Jesus name...

lol, before I read any story, I will scroll down to the last paragraph, if I see continue I jejely look for another thread.

iLegendd:
I love it. There are three colors I love to see on a woman's ass: red, pink, and white with stripe / black.

Lemme show you.

If you're to get one of those from me, which will it be?

They are all beautiful. I won't mind getting all of them but since it make choice-show. Red And black

iLegendd:
Holy union. I don't think they'll size you. Which panties' color is your favorite? Red, blue, white, black, pink, purple, orange, etc.?

Red,

Why do I feel she has ulterior motives like re-selling the ring.
I just thank God is she is not Nigerian. Apparently, this gold digging nature is not limited to African women. It's a global thing