₦airaland Forum

My girl is in school. I sent her something into her account with a lovely sms to go with it. For us its just a normal day but since the world is marking it, i also have to do something. You know hw you girls are na .

We still keep our routine talk so for us its just same ol same

and it made front page because na Osinbajo pickin?

Group Wants Ambode Disqualified Over Alleged History Of Mental Illness

A group, the Greater Lagos Alliance, has called for the disqualification of the Lagos State governorship candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Akinwunmi Ambode.

The group said its call became necessary because of Ambode’s alleged “history of mental illness.”

The Greater Lagos Alliance in a statement signed by its President, Dr. Lanre Adeoye, said “We have been working behind the scenes for the enthronement of a new government that would take off from where Governor (Babatunde) Fashola stopped.

“After assessing the two major candidates (Ambode and Jimi Agbaje of the Peoples Democratic Party) and made our position known publicly on who to support based on their competencies and comparative advantages, we are sad to announce the withdrawal of our support for the candidate of the APC.”

Adeoye, an American-based neuro-surgeon, hinged the group’s decision on the condition of Ambode when he travelled to the US for routine checkup.

The statement added: “We met at a sanatorium where I consult and he was quite open about the fact that he has been managing his situation well. But I wasn’t convinced because the job of governing Lagos is not for somebody with such ailment. Lagos demands someone who is 100 per cent mentally and physically fit.”

Adeoye said further that after several consultations and observations at close range, Ambode’s carriage vis a vis his penchant for missing critical political appointments among other frightening habits, which had pitted him against party chieftains, his group was call for his disqualification by the Independent National Electoral Commission.

“We are constrained to call on INEC to disqualify Ambode because of his mental imbalance. We cannot take such risk in Lagos State,” Adeoye added.

But reacting, the head of Ambode’s media team, Steve Ayorinde, described as “wicked, baseless and cowardly lies being circulated about our candidate for the Lagos State Governorship Position, Mr. Akinwunmi Ambode.”

“The jittery opposition will stop at nothing in its smear campaign having failed to contain the soaring popularity of the APC Governorship candidate. But we are neither bothered nor discouraged; and we know that our numerous supporters and the generality of well-meaning Lagosians can see through the lies and desperations of those who dread a crushing defeat at the forthcoming election.

“We know the source of this evil story as well as their despicable trumpeters. Well, we’ve got news for them: April 11, 2015 is almost here and it’s a date with history, when the good people of Lagos State will once again reject the evil machinations of those political marauders trying so hard to hijack their destiny.

“For the avoidance of doubt, Mr. Ambode neither suffers from any ailment nor has ever met or been treated by a certain Dr. Lanre Adeoye. This fictional tale should be disregarded in its entirety.

“With a clear focus, sound mind and in good health, Mr. Akinwunmi Ambode shall be unwavering in his campaigns and strategic consultations to retain Lagos State for the All Progressive Congress.

“Fashola is working, Lagos is moving and Ambode is ready. No weapon of the opposition can stand against this obvious choice of the people”.

Daily Post.

Yes. i have a friend who hasnt have sex for a year now. And yes he is normal

Yeah............she was my ex. Still want me back but i wish i could. Only problem is...................she nags even without knowing it

i dont understand a thing on that site

Ilekeh:
Trees grow around pipes.

yeah and i bet the pipe is so flexible that it also coiled up to a height of about 3meters. I know pvc pipes aint flexible

This picture was taken from the tree. Question is , when did water corporation start in-planting hoses in tree, even more so, at a height of more than two meters?

FriedPlantain:
Op, pishure of the broken pipe or Idontbilivit!

That water is a miracle water from heaven.

there was no pipe. besides let me see pictures

So was a hose planted in the tree or what?

OmiAdu:
I’m actually rolling on the floor laughing. I am having a swell time.

I have been married to my hubby for 8 years and we are blessed with 4 boys which I had vaginally. After my last boy, my marriage went from bad to worse, as in, getting my hubby’s attention over the years has been very difficult. To have sex with him is even on ‘appointment’ basis. The rate at which my marriage was going, I knew that if I didn’t do something about it, it would move from worse to worst.

I sought the advice of one of my very close friends and she told me what to do. As funny as this sounds, it was working very well and I don’t want what I am doing to end.

I got a new phone and sim card, then opened new accounts on all the social media, putting all my best body parts as the display/profile picture, especially on facebook, whatsapp and bbm. I then sent a friend request to my husband. The silly man did not waste any time in accepting my requests. At first, he played hard to get but I still relented. Because my identity is not revealed to him, I went back to being the way I used to be with him that made him fall in love with me. I flirted with him badly, and he keeps falling more and more.

Read the full story at http://woman.ng/2015/02/my-husband-is-my-boyfriend-on-facebook-whatsapp-bbm-and-he-does-not-know-it/

This is not you sha

The Federal University of Technology situated in Owerri, Imo state, southeast Nigeria, witnessed what many has described as the unbelievable on February 11, 2015, Wednesday as ‘miracle water’ was seen gushing out from a tree around the university bus park.

According to an eye witness Facebook account, the water was seen gushing out of a Nimp tree.

It was gathered that moments after the discovery was made, villagers from Umuchima, Eziobodo, Ihegwa and environs joined students from FUTO to get their share of the miracle water.

Interestingly, the Vice Chancellor of FUTO, Prof. Cyril Asiabaka was reported to have visited the scene to witness the running out of water from a tree.

According to reports, many at the scene believe it was a miracle water that has the capability of healing any sickness.

Below is how one of the students of FUTO, Joyce Chizor Abiaka, who was at the scene described what happened on her Facebook account:

I’m marvelled.
This happened in my school ( Federal University of Technology Owerri) today.

I was walking home with my friends and saw this huge crowd across the road, we decided to go take a look of what was happening and to know why people were carrying empty kegs and bottles towards the crowd. Lo and behold, there was water gushing out from a tree.

Yes! There they were, Nigerians doing what they know how to do best. People started thanking God for the miracle water as it will heal them of all their diseases. The water looking dirty and coloured (I guess that’s what their God can give). Some drank the water, some washed their body with it, some took it home.
What marvelled me most was seeing students from the Department of Microbiology and Biochemistry drink the water.
Phew!
I have nothing else to say, I just hope I don’t hear of the outbreak of cholera, typhoid and so on.

Also, Aniebo Anthony, who wrote for “The Infoscope -FUTO captured the event as follows:

Something unnatural occurred at Federal University of Technology Owerri today 11th February, 2015.

Around 10am today, students and staff of the institution were seen rushing to the site where water (I mean clean water) gushed out from an old tree opposite the All saint’s chapel FUTO.

Most of the students struggled to fetch the water as they believed it was a sign from GOD that FUTO is in the hands of God.

An eye witness who spoke to our team on anonymity said “We saw the water coming out of the tree with full force as if it was being pumped and we all rushed to fetch the water because we believe it was from God”.

According to a professor in the institution, he said “a big pipe running across that tree may have burst and water due to capillarity rose up the tree and is coming out through the pores of the tree”.

As at the time of filling this report, we are still yet to ascertain where the water came from as many believed it was from God.
We therefore use this medium to urge FUTO students to take things easy and make sure they get their own water from the tree with their jerry cans before it stops flowing.

http://www.naij.com/383506-miracle-water-gushes-out-of-tree-in-owerri.html

LydiaBI:
From my responses you should know my man wouldn't ask me what gift I desire or he should get for me at any time #HeKnows. Perhaps,whatever he gets me should be extremely appreciated #NoBeTask

I don hear o!

LydiaBI:
Hehehehe,see me see wahala o! Oya do your thing and buy her nothing

Oh! so are you telling me if your bf ask you what you'd like for Val, you'll tell him to get you anything? hmm......na so you go talk for here

LydiaBI:
Lol,I didn't say you should ask her oga! She's right not to have given you answers on what she desires cause you're suppose to know being her "man". i Wish you good luck in your "thinking"

Like you dont know how you people think

LydiaBI:
please get her what she desires if it's affordable, distance doesn't really matter.

well she aint giving me answers. Asked me to think of something and at the same time think of what she should get for me too.

gladpresh:
lol.....fink ya shud translate urs 1st

I didn't speak in tongue. yOU were the one doing the whole language thing

gladpresh:
Udaga udo ye "eleyi gdidi gan" mfo

MAYBE

what language is that pls? interpret abeg

izaray:
Hmm..dose pple wey no get common sense? I just paid d guy and looked 4 sum1 else o

The guy lucky say e jam gentle lady like you

Creamish:
Could be a gold sculpted boxers..

Now you're talking

Vyolet:
What are you getting for your babe?

I just sent her an sms asking her the same question. I'm still waiting for her response

Creamish:
So if u give u gold boxers worth $100,000, u'l reject it?

Gold doesn't come in clothing material. Or shey na liquid or metal boxers you go give me?

izaray:
My dear, i was go to work dis morning, so i boarded a bike to one bus stop like dat, alone Mararaba/Nyanya, in Abuja. I told d okoda guy dat, i was going an NNPC filling station, so i can easily get a car in order to escape d traffic. My dear, dis guy took me to a police station and dropped me they o, i tried explaining to him, i now realize dat, their letter F is used as letter P, in Hausa.

hahahahahaheheheheh!!!! you for woooz am silap na

Creamish:
lolz....wat if the boxers is gold studded?

Its still boxers whether gold or silver

I started playing PS1 even to the extent i was a pro. But as we all know, PS1 is outdated and what we have now is PS3. Well i started playing it at my buddy's place and he usually trash me. What we play is FIFA 15

I know the basics buttons and their functions but i found out they are different from PS1 and 2. For instance pressing X to give a pass has options: either you press it short or longer in order to determine how far you want the pass to go, and you have to press direction too.

But how do ''leg-over''; how do i take ''direct free kicks''; How do i ''flip a ball''. ''One-two balls'' etc

I need coaching and i believe i have them here on Nairaland. I can't wait to flog my buddie on his own ground.

My dear Ghanaians;

Its "Church", not "Chech".

"Pastor', not "pastar".

"Doctor", not "Dactar". My fellow Nigerians;

It's "Bath", not "Baff".

Our currency is called "Naira", not "Narrah". My dear Edo people(Nigeria);

Its argument, not "Ajument". My dear Yorubas(Nigeria);

Its "Air", not "Hair"

"Eight", not "Hate".

It's "Van Persie", not "Fan Persin". My dear Ibadan peeps(Nigeria);

Its "Sean Tizzle", not "Sun Tissu"!

Its not "Siro" but "Zero"! My dear Hausa people(Nigeria);

Its "Fifty", not "Pipty".

Its "People", not "Fiffle".

Its "Five", not "Pipe".

It's "Glo", not "Gilo"!

Seriously it's "TuFace weds Annie Macauley", stop saying "Toothpaste weds Animal calling". My Egun people(Nigeria);

Its actually "MTN" and not "NTM"! My dear Calabar peeps(Nigeria);

Kindly note it's "Love" and not "Rurf". My Benue people(Nigeria);

Its not "LickLoss", it's "RickRoss". My Igbo people(Nigeria);

There is nothing like "Thaaaasand", it's "Thousand".

It is "Bed-sheet" and not "Bay sheet".

And its "Thirty", not "Thaaaartie"!

Our Lord's prayer is actually "Our Father,
who at in Heaven, hallowed be thy name...", and not "Our Father, look at eleven, adaobi thy
name...'."

Add yours

Yeah you can guess right: BOXERS AND SINGLET

This crime has been committed by perhaps every single lady out there that has ever given a gift on #ValentinesDay

GUYS DON'T WANT BOXERS OR SINGLETS FOR VALENTINE!!!!!

At the end of the day what really matters is the thought behind the act of giving. So think wisely about what to give your partner come February 14th. What they really want will invariably be the best gift.

Perhaps you should just ask them!

Yeah! Ask us!

N/B : Most Naija gals collect money from theIR guys to buy them val gift in return.

TrishaP:
Na I'm not... There are other better ways to enjoy the valentine's day without initiating all that.

I'd like to know these other better ways please, if you don't mind

ronald4lif:
Money

iPhone 6

iMac

Fried rice

Make-up

Teddy bears

All we want is s*x

lolz...............make dem girls no catch you o

If you're a girl and you know your partner is planning to give you something for ‪#‎Valentines Day‬

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY WOULD MAKE YOUR TOP 5 OF WORST GIFTS YOUR MAN COULD GIVE YOU ?

What is that gift that would make you feel under-appreciated or normal rather than special ?

Rapmoney:
I didn't actually know where to create this thread so decided to do that in the general section.

yeah................and without any content