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I think some people just read a subject and summize the entirety of a thread without reading the opening post.

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Foodforthought:
This would have been a nice topic to push to FP but your explicit and lust- induced explanation spoilt it all.
Clap for yourself

Changed sir

First of all lemme just say, I don't have much respect for all these "My Friend" threads.
I'm talking about myself. Gba'be

I find penetrative sex to be monotonous. It's enjoyable yes, but Its basically just like stabbing a hole with yourself...continuously.
After a while, this gets tiring

What I DO love (and probably have a fetish for at this point) is mutual MouthAction. No woman can fake an O when she is getting ate. Vice versa, if she is a good with her own part all will also be well on my end.

Maybe I like the creative/exploratory/kinky aspects of it. The many ways it can be fun. (whipped-cream etc )
Penetrative sex requires too much acrobatics and positioning. There is just no chill. No be everytime person dey get dat kain energy

So tell me ladies, would you marry a guy like me?

QueenSekxy:
say what

If a woman's asshole smells better than her pussy, she should be banned from sex.

That I try to go down on her one day and suddenly discover that her pussy is stank

Why are Nigerian churches in diaspora so hostile and cliquish?
Everybody goes to church to snob. God help you if you are new to town (maybe work term or whatever) and you don't know anyone, so you think by going to a naija church you can meet some cool naija young adults in their 20s-30s to connect with.
They will use snobbing to destroy your soul. I don't experience this when I visit other churches.

Only in a naija church in yankee/jand will you be there for over a year and still not have anyone there you can call a friend.
Meet these same nigerians in a club and all of you become best of friends that night.
Don't even get me started on the girls too. But to summarize:
- If they met you from out side/party/club, they are free and friendly.
- When they see you in their church, they snob.
- They will snob in church even if they have already met you outside and were free and friendly.

It baffles my mind really.
Is church just a snobbing competition for Nigerians? It seems rather toxic.

Very few naija girls have the confidence to pull this off

Got this girl. Cute, sensible....but she occasionally smokes sheesha.
In rare times of stress, she would smoke a cigar. I believe she is trying to quit.

So folks: If a person was otherwise perfect, but has this struggle, would you date/court/marry her?

Lies ans stories

Find something to do you idle fukc

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, boyfriend said they will kidnap me or use me for money rituals if I go to Nigeria.[/color]

Is this an imaginary boyfriend?
I thought the last one dumped you.

You still dey chop sha...You never less?

funmisticqueen:
experienced girls dont swallow. How are you ?

There are exceptions too these things O.

There is one "water pussy" I have eaten and the sexiest thing to do was to gulp and swallow her juice while sucking her hole (after making her cum from slurping her clit). It had no taste or smell whatsoever. She's is the cleanest pussy I ever ate. She must have been genetically lucky or something.

She and I are still very good friends till date.
Which reminds me...where's my phone sef

IamKashyBaby:


@bolded I DISAGREE

A lot of men always having a WRONG NOTION about that phrase sha.. Coz the truth is IF SHE CAN SUCK UR D!CK..SHE CAN SUCK ALL DICKZ..

Now, back to ur kweshun

My answer is NO...sex is boring without a f0replay and eating ur wife's NUNU is very important besides eating NUNU has some advantages as well..

What kind of advantages? Spill it

There is no jazz.

She has simply given him serious kpomo to eat.
In the bedroom, he is probably her sub and she is the domme.
Such relationships spill out to the real world sometimes.

He is her sex/sex-starved slave.

A lot of guys will say they can't marry a girl who doesn't suck them; and I'm one of them!
I think it's a deal breaker. In this day and age, we believe if your girl isn't sucking your thing, it just means she's sucking someone else's.

I'm curious how popular this sentiment is on the other side of the fence.
Ladies, would you marry a guy who says you can forget about ever seeing his head near your crotch?

stupidity:
Its time you start chopping the real food. Tell her to serve the pvssy on clean broken plate with fwesh juice.





As I'm typing this, tears are dropping.

Last night was the best time I ever had with my bae. She was away for some months, came back all looking more beautiful, pvssy added weight, assx got 2 packs.

Down to business, as usual, eating her pvssy is what she dont mind paying me to do every bed time.

After the fwesh shower, she lay down, I buried my head inside. Jeez, pvssy was so damn delicious. Like what the hell did she put inside, I was eating the pvssy and crying. Tears of joy, never had it that good. She placed her right hand on my head telling me "baby its okay, stop crying, eat all you want, its all yours""

I felt as if baba finally gave her the jazz to tie my destiny.

After a while I was forced to use my phones torch to check inside the pvssy, to be sure of what's buried inside that made it to be that sweet.

If you ain't sucking your bae pvssy yet, your missing. Suck the damn soul outta her

This guy is a man after my own heart

mofeoluwadassah:
me i like to dey slap my b.f before doing it.....is it normal

Is it that you are a Dom and he needs to be a sub?

Eating her ass is mine. It turns me on...

One reason I like all these lectures is because they always presume that the man being admonished IS in a relationship with a woman.
Sometimes a brotha's just single and has no commitments.

At that age, yeah it wouldn't be off to get with a single mum.
They are usually better human beings too because life has humbled them....usually.

@OP good girl.

Be sure to put it on his ass too and then suck it out. Be the best tongue slut you can be

OP You know the answer already to your question. Its in you, clawing to come out.

I will say this: Marriage is not for Boys. You have no business taking on a wife if you lack either the conviction (you will know if you do) or the stalwart fortitude to be her shield...even if she is at fault.

Her and Your parents will be the first people to prove this to. In this case, it seems to be more of the latter.

I certainly wouldn't want that girl to get married to a man who doesn't have her back or is easily shaken. The bible calls such a man an slowpoke. Perhaps the true man for her is someone else. Who knows.

The bible tells you what you need to know when it comes to marriage: "For this reason a man shall leave his parents...".

Whatever it is you decide, know that these conundrums simply don't end here. There will be times in your marriage with whoever you finally get married to, where you have to place severe boundaries or ultanatums on in-laws from both ends. This is what it means to be a man and a shield of your family that YOU are trying to build.

The precedence you set when you start your family will determine how bold external parties get with trying to meddle in your internal family affairs.

Just be sure you are adopting for the right reasons.
Your purpose for adoption should never be "to appease in-laws".
From what I hear, that is exactly what you are doing.
Don't do that to yourselves and don't do that to the poor child you are about to subject to this bullshit.

I don't care how long a man has to be a man for, but a man has to be a man. Period.
What his family members are doing is disrespectful, not to you, but to HIM.
HE needs to see this for what it is, treacherous disrespect, and give them a fucking ULTANATUM.
"You will show me and my wife respect, or you are all banned from coming to my home". It's so fucking simple.

I don't know why other Nigerian guys find setting this boundary/priority so difficult to do.
My family wouldn't even dare because:

1) They have more important things to do. It is only idleness that causes this in-law bad behavior
2) I wish a nigga would

packaging.
Everything go scatter after she off cloth and the several layers of "upliftments" and tightners she put under cloth.

I pity any winch wey transform to animal for naija for this semi-recession.
Na straight pot of correct soup dem go enter, garnished with maggi and onions.

Test came back! Everything negative!!
Looks like it was just a coincidence and I was just going thru the flu.

PHEW!!

I guess I will call that big-ass girl again and chop dat delicious bootyhole for her tonight and then fawk.
I know say she go run come

Y'all know me as that freak.
But I think my ho-ish ways have finally caught up with me.

There was this chick I met at the club last weekend. Beautiful. Sexy. Thick yansh.
I told her exactly what I wanted to do with the latter.
Long story short, I was eating her ass out in my apartment 2 nights later and we straffed.

However, I woke up 2 days after that to a very bad sore throat.
Went to get checked by the doctor and waiting for results.

My fellow yansh choppers, be careful how you chop dat ting and who's ting you chop.
Always eat it shower fresh, no matter how clean it smells!

Will this stop me from chopping big black yansh? We'll see....but I doubt!

wapadunk:
You are an educated illiterate. Tell me where in that post i implied that. Cunt!

You are just plain dumb.

wapadunk:
At 29, why should she be interested in a divorcee or a widower. She will definitely see a single and responsible person for her. Don't settle for less on her behalf because you think time is gone and she ends up in a troubled nest

Is that not what you said right here?
This directly implies that being a widower or divorcee makes a person not single or responsible.

Just accept that you suffer from Typical dumb-nigerian binary thinking.
Arguing further will only reveal you to be an emotional, so-far-I-argue Cunt!