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SavageGarden:
Hey!! I know you don't really care much about guys which I respect you for..but then I find you really intriguing that I'd relish an opportunity to get to know you and ultimately be a friend to you and vice versa...I adore the fact that you are a feminist.

You are the most pathetic ass licker I have ever seen.

And this is coming from a guy who likes to eat booty.

whywhyogun:
i love my husband a lot. and i like his big big pulsating in my palm. sleeping time is such a good chance to be intimate with it , i always wish to hold it for the whole night.

but my husband said that, he would prefer me not to hold it for a too long time, let alone the whole night, even after we were asleep.

i dont know why. is it not a good feeling for a man to be grabbed by his wife for a whole night? or is handling only adequate when arouse is needed? will he turn to be less Hot and less avid for sex if i hold it every night? is it healthy for man's body ?

let me make my "confusion" more CLEAR: should i hold his organ for 5 minutes every night? or 8 hours in the slumber?

She can't hold it all night because guys like to hold their thing too when sleeping.
If you notice, we tend to sleep with our hands down our pants...

It's just the warmth of it we like I guess.

whywhyogun:
both male and female are welcome to this question.

of course, both ways are very nice ways. but according to my experience, the mouth job is more comfortable, and relaxing. and the viginà job is more exciting. how do you think?

but if you are not trying to have a baby, which way would you prefer? is there anyone saying mouth job is better? is mouth job the better way to express love? and more soul-touching?

by the way, if you are a gentleman, would you pls kindly enlighten a woman, like me, by answering a question, that, does man like being sucked by a woman without the touch of her toungue? shrinking the toungue to a corner or to be very low, and shrouding the teeth by the lips. is this not a good way to serve a man?

i know many hypocrites(especially men) will deny they enjoy or even do mouth job, no matter receiving or giving.

I know she is into it if she can tongue my balls while my diiick is in her throat...

whywhyogun:
i cant say i agree with you

1)men are afraid that girls would judge them by their size, but, actually ,yes, they will, they will put importance on the size.

2) if there are 2 choices for you( your boasting flaccid organ , or , your comfort of your crotch ), you may probably choose one of them and give priority to the comfort as you said.

3) but neither choice is given to you, you are born to be so

4) and your inborn insecurity with a small peniss gnaws you everyday.

1) Sure. As much importance as we put on the size of their ass and thickness of their thighs. There are guys who prefer their women have big, moderate or tight asses, just like there are women who don't like massive phalluses. Your assumption is that every woman has your preference, which simply isn't true.

2 & 3) Humans come in all variance. All any of us can do, male or female, is to be thankful for the life we were given and the bodies we were built with. Nothing to be ashamed of.

4) I disagree with this. As I've alluded to countless times, I love every part of my body the way it is. Only one of weak mind dwells on such things. Same to the woman who beats herself up everyday because her ass doesn't look like Kim K.

As to your thread question, it's basically as simple as asking.
You can't even know from a bulge, because last I remember, that can also be faked...like girls fake ass padding and everything else.

Billyonaire:
My advise is always, that the size is of psychological importance. It does not necessarily deliver the goods except the mechanic knows how best to use the tools.

Remember ? How men use that organ is just complementary. Ladies, prefer men who can use their entire bodies just like men prefer ladies who to them certain acts with their mouths, their palms, their fingers and even their toes. When you are exposed to Kama Sutra and Tantra massages. You will place less emphasis on the size of the joysticks.

The emphasis on the penis is just a much-talked-about-issue among the inexperienced. As far and as long as I have known about sex and orgasm issues, effectiveness or otherwise of the sessions are more about the rhythm than expansivity and elasticity.

Most importantly, lust and love of your partner plays a greater role. If you are touched, even by the tongue of someone who resonates on the same vibrational frequency with your soul, someone within the same Soul frequency, like a Soul mate, then you will die of ecstasy.

Penis size is a false alarm in most cases.

This guy knows what he is talking about.
Most women who obsess over dick size are simply just inexperienced and watch too much p0rn.
When they meet the right person, THAT TRUE FREAK, the last thing on their mind will be diick size.

whywhyogun:
the only reason why men care their size is for the girls

small or big, the exciting feeling is the most exciting feeling to any man himself, because, he can not taste the exciting feeling of another man.

I believe you understand what I'm talking about.
you created a thread earlier about the embarrassment of "cocky cock" silhouettes in less than ideal situations.

Did you change your perspective on the matter? Are you currently h0rny perhaps?

whywhyogun:
but a girl will not think a big-when-flaccid peniss embarrassing.

1) Girl's are not the only important entity. A mentally healthy man considers himself important. My need for crotchal comfort when not carrying out sex-based tasks far surpasses my need to be looked at like a piece of crotch-meat by hungry girls.

2) You're going only off your preferences. Not all women want something that big, and some might say they do just so they sound like they are "happening" with their friends. Some just want something moderate.

whywhyogun:
so a small-when-flaccid peniss is better? more compatible to the modern tight trousers?

Yup. It's basically an improved Penis v2.0. Engineered for efficiency.

Thoughts? comments?

FreeSpirited:
I am impressed with the OP..............Fact remains whywhyogun is intellingent, mature, and can bring up topics with logical argument...Most guys commenting have nothing sensible to contribute, hence their resort to abuse...I find sincere, bold and opinionated ladies very attractive.

Back to your question, its hard to know...But u can have a clue when he's not aroused...check his crouch to see how prominent the bulge looks. When a guy is aroused, a small penis can appear big as a result of erection.

The best way to know is to check his bulge when you think he's not sexually aroused...or better still ask him to show you for your curiosity. 99% of guys will be ready to flaunt their big penis if you ask them to show it. While a guy with small penis will be reluctant to show it

I hope this helps

Sounds like you don't understand what a big diick is.
The whole point of a big diick is that it is big during erection i.e when it is needed.

When it is NOT needed, it's actually an unfortunate, inefficient and embarassing situation if the outline of one's dick is always showing when they are going about in the world doing non-sex-based activities.

Piercedclit:
Lol @ the last sentence

You know how we do.

They all so freaking weird.
Don't even get me started on "Pastor's girls"

This is the girl you can't even do the silly fairy dust talk to. This one will only talk to you if pastor introduces you to her. A truly weak mind...
You have to have appeased the pastor (sometimes with pastoral gift) before he will connect you to one of his girls.
And here I was thinking that pimping is not of God.

I find naija church girls to be very unrealistic.
It seems they are always on some fairytale and pixie-dust type nonsense.

There is this thing where, as a guy, if you say hello to one girl in the church, just forget about talking to any other girl in that same church....even if nothing happens with the first one. They would have talked amongst themselves and labelled the guy as a sinner or something.

You also can't just walk up to them and discuss (i.e. get to know how she reasons) without coming up with some pixie-dust and 'magic' type shiit like "You know.... I've been praying about this, and I feel I'm being led to ask you out to lunch."

Jesus! Who talks like this? Certainly not Jesus!

This is dumb because if nothing manifests from this outing, you now have to use the same bloody line on the next girl (in another church ofcourse because they have already tabled your matter in the first one) who would have likely been a much better match. Cheapening your faith in the process because it's like you have to use it to even say "hello" to another human being. Every one has to act like they can't take a shiit without a sign from heaven. It's disingenuous and breeds nothing but fakeness.

I find this is specifically a naija church problem.
Church girls from other cultures are more "human" and relatable.
Any of you wanna comment on why this is?

whywhyogun:
to simplify the issue.

if you go to the imtermediate zone, which actually consists the majority, you will still find the same situation, if you put more scrutiny there. it is just the gradation.

for the middle size, they need money, humor, time, presents ,sweet words, same as big or small peniis , to win a to-be wife's heart. but the proportion of each element will change according to the subject's size.

Lol @ "the subject".
You are so savage. I love you!

whywhyogun:
a girl will choose to have sex with a big peniis

a woman will choose to marry with a man with wealth

that is what i called COMPENSATION for a man with a small peniis, he needs to amass more money if he wishes to marry the same beautiful woman.

but for girls, who are having fun , instead of serious marriage, they would definitely not choose a small peniis. or maybe the guy may postpone the size issue, and make it slight and murky by sweet words and precious presents, these are compensation too, which a big peniss never worries about.

Now why is it that there are only 2 types of joysticks? Why only big and small?

whywhyogun:
but at the first beginning, a big peniss is everything, is a tremendous overture, an overwhelming advantage, which no girl will overlook or deny.

if you can not catch a girl's eyes at the first begining, what use of your golden heart ? what use of your wonderful motion skill?

just like, given to your 1000 years' life, but taken 1 minute out of your life at this moment. will you agree?

Lol if she's still at the stage in life where penis size is all that matters...and if she's into big joysticks. You clearly are and there's nothing wrong with that. It's good to be honest with oneself. Again, life is in stages.

From my stage in life, A big ass is nice to look at. But I won't date a girl purely because of the size of her ass. (There was a time when it was all that mattered)
Now In fact, I'd go with something more moderate because life has generally taught me that big ass generally attracts unneccessary problems. I can imagine the same applies with diick.

whywhyogun:
i dont catch your point.

When you are ready, the last thing on your mind will be whether he has a horse cock.
You're still getting there

whywhyogun:
no girl would be so stupid to jump into this snare to test a guy's peniis, to see whether it is big after erectionn.

if it is small when flaccid, it loses its charm at first, the owner of such a peniss should find out some way to compensate, instead of persuading a gir to test it further more.

no girl will be ensnared.

There are women, and then there are girls.
Levels dey.

whywhyogun:
but girls will not benefit anything from sucking your peniis. they can not vicariously feel what you feel. yes , you feel good, but so what ?

you dont even have an above average peniss, so how can you expect it to be bigger by the suction? anyway, a small one is not even good to look at, let alone to play with in the hands of girls.

That's where you lack knowledge dear.
Most of what you call "small" dicks are just small when they are flaccid. Some even double in size and length when erect (Which sloppy head is perfect for getting us there). These are what we call "growers". These dicks are efficient and help with inventory management down there. No dude needs all that stuff in the way down there if he doesn't need it (constant adjustment). When he needs it though, it grows to meet the current demands.

A big dick, for the most part, just "stands". Hardly does it grow any larger in volume from it's flacid state.


As to not wanting to suck, that generally disqualifies a woman right there if she can't even suck diick right because, trully, who needs that in their life?

MyGeneration:
If u want to know d true length of a guys dick look at his feet

Lies. I have pretty big/long feet, but my stuff is just good and average enough.
Nothing huge about it.

whywhyogun:
but the fact is out there, that, everybody , overtly or covertly, likes big peniis, and is trying to figure out a way to know whether a certain man has a big one or not.

You ask...

If a woman asked me that and I was also interested in her I'd tell her.

I would educate her too that joysticks grow and that the only way to know the true length (As I gently place my hand behind her head)... is to suck on it. Suck it till the flavor comes off. Just suck....

whywhyogun:
you have a grudge against girls, especially when they are discussing men on their back, but, everybody likes big peniis, the possessors of peniis wish them to be bigger, the girls wish them bigger too. why not you share with us your experience of how to fish out a guy with bigger peniis?

The truth is that there is no real way to know. Ignore all those gimmicks.
Obsession with big dick is just for prestige/novelty/rareness reasons.
It's useful, but the same can be simulated with a strap

At the end of the day, If you are not a well what the guy has will work.
In fact, if you're looking for novelty/rareness, look for the guy who can eat your pussy AND bootyhole for dayz because that's a rare freak right there.

LOL
I have an average, not-too-long-but-thick penis and it has always done the job.

There is just this proven confidence I have that if a girl obsesses negatively about the size of a man's penis, she's doing it SIMPLY because she is looking to HURT him for one reason or the other....and has little to do with the man's penis size itself. She doesn't even need to know him to want to hurt him. It's all unresolved psychological issues and shiit.

An attempt to emotionally transfer her pain and insecurity onto someone else in hopes that whatever "phantom eye of judgement" these low-self-esteem women feel that hovers over them constantly, can have another target.
It's why when women assemble, it is usually to talk about someone (that isn't one of them at that moment in time) in a negative light.

Cutehector:
Sometimes I don't feel pity when things like these happen.. Because we have totally lost it in Nigeria... Show of superiority.. Now she has called her husband to be injured..


Trying to analyse this scenario, she isn't a military officer in the first place .. Why should she put on a military cap


Secondly why should her husband come unarmed? Or without a squad?


This country tho.. Everyone wants to show power

That's a daft question.
You are part of the problem.

Toolz has lost weight....now she lookz like any other regular bich

Her ridiculously sexy curves were what set her apart before as the queen babe.
They differenciated her as the woman who made other women secretly want to eat her pussy...now she regular.

LOL, he wasn't eating/fawking it right.

But come, do naija men even eat pussy and ass sef?