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Igbo people.
LOL@Caterers sitting on the cooler of rice. LOL@Only one server. E mean say Them never pay dem be dat.

After they don collect all the groom money on top list, Brideprice and asssorted looting, how them go fit pay for the wedding again?

LOL@ igbo culture in general.
Igbo people will sell you their own shit sef and proceed to tell you how this particular shit, eh, came from the arse of the gods. And how just one teaspoon will fertilize all your farms for 3 months straight.

Raine80:
Skiing!!! A lot more exhilarating

Is that you in your pic? Are you white? Skiing too... Yeah.... Likely white

Simple.
Split Nigeria into 2. Let the sane Nigerians stay south, while the islamics stay north.
There'll be a muslim ban on the the north for 6 months everytime an incident occurs.

I repeat, the best way to fight terror in Naija is to SPLIT it, and contain the north....before Trump puts Nigeria on his muslim ban list.
They are all there.

sluvy4tune:
Bro move on speedily, and you will Thank her later for letting this happen now. I know this wont be easy.

Marriage has never been a one way decision, from your story it's more she was in pre-degree possibly in her early 20s, she has spent 5years in the university and things has changed, I applaud her courage, marriage is not a decision you take out of pity, Yes she could have agreed to marry you then, you know how we all thought we would marry our teenage love and all that bullshit? But what were you expecting from a teenager who feels as at then marriage was all about how the heart beats and how much you spend time online chatting, sister has grown and has seen the bigger picture and if you both are not compactible,then there is no magic anyone can perform. Be strong!!!!

Someone can be good to you, doesn't mean the person is good for you.

Truth right here.
Why didn't OP go and find his mate to marry?
Instead you were looking for teenagers up and down who are still figuring out life.

Leave small girls for small boys. Bleep them well yes, bless her with the life experience of being a grown man's personal fucktoy so she can feel like she has experienced life, ... but don't start overly connecting emotions to small girls. You'll lose.

I personally don't entertain any female that isn't working for serious relationships. I like to be bought things too!...Fawk.

Hopefully he is great at eating pussy and ass then
If not, he isn't even trying to help.

Na for yankee she and I dey

I was talking to this 29yr old girl and she says after she marries, until she has 6 children, she is not done.
She was very serious. Her rationale is that she comes from a family of over 10 children (step + direct) and she has seen it is possible.
She is studying to be a doctor too.
Is she mad?

I'm not sure she understands what responsibility means. Plus, she was the last born so the stress and responsibility of 10+ children/siblings is something I'm sure she has never had to experience. I think she is just full of fantasy/theory.

I was considering her for something before, but after this, I don't know...
Sounds like a very fundamental disagreement of core values. Abi na only pikin person come this world come born

You better deal with it before it turns to something else.

This is possibly one of Nairaland's must legendary threads on the topic:
https://www.nairaland.com/2047201/why-he-cheated-kitty-stinks/10#28998496

Bro thinks his scores will mean guaranteed job in this Buhari era
Do quick and quickly go and look for how to start a business.

Maybe in the days of our fathers, but these days, the rulers of the world are those who no even finish bachelors.
i.e Bill Gates, Steve Jobs (RIP), Mark Zuck, etc.

You don't use any of that shit when you are done with school, so be sure to enjoy life along the way.....unless you are planning on going to do PHD. That's the only time all that noise matters.

It's always the man.
So why don't these people also text him when Foluke meets up with old male friends?

I believe those boys need to lawyer up, and then SUE that so called church for the distress they've been put through.
Any lawyer with a brain would quickly take up this case pro-bono, because the end result of suing that church will make all prosecutors rich.

I'm not fund of churches that con their members with lies.
i.e If you don't buy this our thing, to pray with, God won't help you!
i.e If you don't pay this money monthly to us, God will curse you!
i.e If you don't pay for me to kick you in the stomach, God will not give you a child!

You'll notice too, how these fraudsters also just LOVE the old testament.
New testament scripture highlighting "The New Life" in Christ is often downplayed or even flat-out ignored....because there is no profit in it for them.
The old testament is not for today! It serves simply as a REFERENCE for what WAS, so that what IS can be better appreciated.
When you go to a church and na so-so Old testament dey commot that your pastor mouth....you better watch out. The guy no wan update be dat.

I have my own issues I'm working through, but deceiving the poor to extract money from them is something my conscience can't allow.

Lol those thighs look powerful tho.
I can understand wanting to use them as earmuffs, but ain't nobody got time to be washing anything for anybody

... Unless it's my tongue washing that pussy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

She's still sexy with it, unlike some women who go this far.


And of course, you can always count on Nigerians who have nothing going on in their life to look for a way to insult and hate on success. Bottom feeders

Jodha:
should. I give you my digits to confirm?

If you want

The real question is:
What would you do if you woke up to find that your sister was sucking your dick? What if she was so good that by the time you woke up, you were already seconds from busting and then realize it's her?

Would you let her finish before dealing with the awkward situation? Or would you stop her mid-pre-cum?

Have fun answering the question

Jodha:
Although I'm a lady forming from fellow ladies has been something that baffles me a lot, my friends call it packaging, but I think it's just living a pretentious life, what's your opinion about this issue?

If you have to ask then you are not a lady

Burgerlomo:
A lady who first bought her man a car is the kind of women we need in our society

Abi O.
Most Nigerian girls are terribly unromantic.