₦airaland Forum

Don't mind SHOWBOBO that link is going to waste your precious hard earned time, especially if you r browsing from a cafe!

No WILL Smith is trippin for Nairaland.

HA! HA! HA! I exposed your secret!

But some alaigborans will still go there!

Now that the wife have known the husband and the husband has known the wife

Now you may kiss your bride

VERDICT
Get married to her before I say Jack Robinson!
Cos you just got yourself a good woman!

BREAKING LAMBASTING NEWS

POLITICS
Baba Iyabo exports Fired Garri to refugees at IRAQ, they sent him a time-bomb in form of a fine Iraqi chic.

Etteh goes on the Mountain for three days to fire all her enemies

TOURISM
Mike Adenuga spends vacation with the BOMA Villagers for a week butt naked!

BUSINESS
The[b] Association of Vulganisers of Idiroko[/b] signed a deal to acquire Zenon Oil.


NHOLLYWOOD
Tom Cruise n spouse were spotted at The prestigious Yaba market pricing fairly used Jeans and Okrika shoes.

ENTERTAINMENT

R Kelly(King of R 'n'B) goes into a collabo with PASUMA WONDER ( the Otunba of Fuji) to produce a [b]R Fugical B [/b] album, It is da' bomb. This R'n' BFuji album will be launched on the 1st of December 1997.
For more enquires contact Kennis Music at 2 OLORINLA Street off BabaIjebu Bstp Kirikiri, Lagos.
(Thats their new address)

Dan Foster was spotted at Obalende fighting with a Boli seller over her refusal to give him a N2 naira change.

For more hot News contact www.ijekuje+imukumu@nobemetelu.com

Breakin News!

Aliko Dangote & Femi Otedola are fighting for bid over the Baale position of Ajegunle.

NOT ONLY THAT

Baba Iyabo to sell Otta farms for N500
Any interested buyer should contact Gbenga Daniel.

@ ursie
You will have to do it

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Thats nasty, give the child a hankerchief jeeze
I get nauseated thinking about that yuck

GIVE a 3 months old a hankerchief? Get real man!

You will have to do it as a mother, except if you hire a nosesucker

I wasn't really a bad gal in school,
But I can narrate some things i could still remember.
In Primary school, a boy stabbed a gal on her laps with a biro, it was very deep, want to know why he did it?
It was because she refused to be his galfriend. Imagine that even in primary school.

In Secondary School, AS A JUNIOR STUDENT

I will spend my money for transport, on getting to the bustop, I will put on a pitiful face and tell the adults in the bus to lap me.
I did this consecutively, without knowing that my cousin in the next school observed this, she went and reported to my mum who gave me the beating of my life, and made my film trick a reality, i.e. she stopped my transport fare for a week.

I lied that I was kidnapped because I was late to school, The reason was that I  queued  at the jollof rice joint. Everybody believed me, my parents even held a thanksgiving service at the church that God preserved my life.
May God Forgive me!

As a Senior

Being a good English student, i quoted our Biology Teacher's blunder at the bullet corner, she was fond of adding Zs instead of a S. Example

"You better lizen, instead of you to lizen, you are playing, you will just vail"
When she saw it,  she asked of the culprit,  being an art class, we wanted to cooperate, she threatened to report us to the principal, everyone pointed at me, I was severely punished, after giving me a dirty slap and a beating of my life, of which I unrinated on my body, she gave me portion of land to cut with my bare hands.
That day I bacame a farmer,
I was nicknamed 'Professor farmer'[/b]l


[b]Any Eva Adelaja Alumni in the House?

that would be after the coming of christ and not before,

True talk

Let me add this


Marriage by force by fire

Deuteronomy 25 v 5: If brothers dwell together and one of them dies and has no son, the wife of the dead  shall not be married outside of the family to a stranger, her husband's brother shall go into her, and take her as his wife.


WHAT IF HE REFUSES??

Deuteronomy 25 v 7: and if the man does not wish to take his brother's wife then his brother's wife shall go up to the gate of the elders and say: 'my husband's brother refuses to perpetuate his brother's name in Israel,  then the elders of his city shall call him.

And if he persists. Then his brother's wofe shall go up to him in the presence of the elders and pull his sandal off to his foot and spit in his face and shll answer and say; 'so it shall be done to the man who does not build up his brother's house. And the name of his house shall be called in Israel. The house of him that had his sandal pulled off.


CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME THE MORAL BEHIND THE STORY?


{Deuteronomy 22:28-30}: "If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and assaults her and they are discovered, he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives"

It means that the girl must love him by force by fire

This was under law, but now we are in the era of grace which is more dangerous, because during the time of law it was pay 4 ur sins as you go, but during the grace era it is just piling up.

Mind you, those that died during the time of law was given a second chance, when Jesus was nailed on the cross, he collected the key from hell and gave those there the chance to be re-saved.

BUT After Death of Christ

[b]If you die with sin you go just land 4 Hell fire Gbam![/b

@ oyb

2. The Bible says "The Birth of a Daughter is a loss" {Ecclesiasticus 22:3}.

    The Koran says both are an Equal Blessing {Koran 42:49}

That was also in the time of the law.
We are all heirs in the kingdom of God, 
'I old pass you'  no dey Heaven, you and ur grandpapa go dey same level.

Tu Face, thank God you are still alive,

Like you said, God get purpose for sparing your life,

You are like a cat with nine lives.

So you shall always succeed

Dem bad belle people no go fit reach you .

Less I forget,

I recommend a film After the Vow for you.

what a pity
i'll advise you forgive her [though difficult], then try settle the issue, its obvious smt is missing in your marriage that she's probably found elsewhere.
try save your home rather than walk away
rmbr your vows, 4 better 4 worse, till death do us part

True talk try and forgive her,
Be a real guy by mending your marriage.
Don't add more to the rate of broken homes we have.
Think about your daughter.

God will help you.

Peace,

REAL MEN DON'T HIIT WOMEN!

ONLY WEREs (MAD ONES) DO!

SO BE REAL!.

Maybe your husband is an Osu (an Outcast in his land) Or he is using you to gain residency in your country.

if none of the above

You need to begin to pray, because prayers answer a lot of things not just a lacadasical prayer, but a persistent one that will change his behaviour because real men don't beat women.

You can also attend a bible believing church where you will get closer to the pastor and tell him or her your problems. With good words of advice you will be encouraged to face every day as it comes.

Be good.

The gospel musicians are shadowed by secular musicans, thus deterring them from getting their roots, which is very bad.

Those guys have to discover themselves first and stop being copycats.

Yahooze gospel,

I no talk any thing o.

I will like Family Album to be a film, I have forgotten the author.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Please donate your Laughter

Well people who give birth often get stretch marks. I don't know any woman who's skin has not been stretched during pregnacy, this lady has four children, she probably has them.

Its natural, lol

Thank you jare Londoner i feel you.

MY OPINION
See ehn! Stretch marks cannot be avoided, they can just be delayed, you see 15 year old gals having stretch marks already, so whats the fussssss, afterall Omotola na after 4 and still blazing hot! can you beat that?

In fact if a guy uses stretch marks as a criteria 4 dating a gal, he is in for a big flooooooooooooooooop

Indian film make one cry

The Foreign films I watched that made me cry was
BLOOD DIAMONDS
HOTEL RWANDA

NIGERIA
ALAPADUPE
this is a Yoruba movie by Muyiwa Ademola
Very Interesting!

99% of nigerian muvees r crap,d so called good ones r mediocre at best.If stephanie okereke(the most anoyin accent EVER)is a 'great' actor den even jesus can't save us.
I mean how do u explain a situation where a film is set in nigeria but d characters don't talk or behave like nigerians?Its shambolic.

Hey Ritchboi,
I think its high time you begin to change your mindset and be proud of what you have (thats if you r even a Nigerian)
If you believe that 80% of nig. movies are bad, then you are insinuating that nothing gud can come out of Nollyhood's Jerusalem. But to me something i believe something gud is coming out of Jerusalem.

Please, just try and at least watch it nd u'll know wat am talking about.

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Thats a very bad reflection on her part, its very bad,

How will she feel when one says "All Blacks are bad"

So next time she should verify, for example, 10% of Nigerians are fraudsters.

So I don't feel happy, we Nigerians should represent our country well in diaspora, and not degrade ourselves to doing filthy things just to be rich, I know its not easy but be good.

NiCe OnE

Has anyone seen this Nigerian Movie After the Vow? the film is very interesting, The main actors were Desmond Elliot, Stephanie Okereke, alongside with Femi Brainard and one Model (I don't know her name

The lesson is that it teaches those that are preparing to tie the knot to spend time to learn more about each other before the vow.

The story line is perfect, good continuity, good setting, and good actors!

Kudos to Aquila Njamah, and the (model)!

Any one ever watched it? pls tell me ur view.

You can try Neutrogena soap, its very good, it worked for me and its just N560 but if you have the financial strength to buy the cream it is N2300, but i bet you that even when you only use the soap it's still good, cos thats how I started before I could afford the cream.

Femi Otedola gave me his yatch.

How do you know your own biz?

Halt

Define Success,
Well as for me Kelly is da gal i luv, she is so kool and lovely, the kind you want to take home tp mama, well Beyonce, is cool, she just suceeded in branding herself,,,, luv Kelly better.

Peace.

Yeyenatu

Chemicals

Dat one no be im pikin

sugar in my tea, butter in my bread, crocodile in my cupboard, water in my coconut, blah, blah blah
That was very so cool , I had a good laugh

Adulterated