₦airaland Forum

wemmy01:
And wat do u think his hand was actually doing under the female skirt during light out

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I just asked a question o ,.,,, if you cant answer me ,.,,, just pass ,.,,, its a free world

Nonsense ,,.,,. I now see that that Kola has successfully bought you over abi ? Just ask him why he sacked Non Indigenous Workers over 3 years now,,.,,.Idio,.,,,ts

With Which MONEY From whose Pocket? Lets just wait for our turn fa

WAOOOOOOOOOOOW ,.,,, AT LAST ALL POWERFUL MASTER,,.,,,,. Who talk say Nigeria no go experience Peace Must live to See it Happen hundred folds,,.,,. Now i can now hug my girlfriend tight.,,.,,.lol

Dat is it ,,.,,. Just like what happened in the Bible at the Tower of Babel,.,,, Confusion sets in gradually finally ,,.,,,,.,,.,,.

Pinnacle:
I am sure I am not the only one who don't know what a BOTTLE BANK is.

Lol ,,,, Lwkmdoooooo Olodo ni e,,,, Iti boribo,,,, A BOTTLE BANK IS LIKE A KINDA BANK WHERE BOTTLINGS ARE SAVED FOR FUTURE UTILITILISATION.

ennyboss:
It was during exam time. Nd my school been a private uni. The amount of time we go for worship was reduced so me nd my room mate went to read around SAT being one of the quiet place to read, having a 7am exam the next day, my school. Night reading stops at 9:45 my room mate now invited his gf, to read too, they sat at the back. Na so dem carry light. So we had to chill for the gen to come on, like 3 mins later it was on, as of a sudden a security guy just shouted that my room mate should come outside, with his gf. D man now asked him what he was doing that he saw his hand under the girls skirt. Na so my guy deny am o, the man now said he should bring the hand that he wanted to smell it, omo na so my padi start to dey beg o. They sha carried both of them to d security post (SOP) to write statement. But we begged for him, the guy now left them, the babe was so embarrassed. Those of us in the class where just laffing.

Why did the Security man Request smelling his hands ? Pls i dont know for real.

Cutehector4u:
Oh cmon guys, dnt crucify d poor gurl na... Lets not forget Rita of koko mansion video lol, "The effc is most stronger than the yahoo yahoo guys.. This yahoo yahoo guys dey do demons...." Lol

Lol the First time i watched that thing eh,,.,,,, dis was what happened As for me o ,,,, Girls Gbagaun pass guys ,.,,, Na only YES or NO dem sabi wella

iamdotune:
its talkative n not talkertive whats d essence of calling someone a dullard
No offence

I Wonder oooooooooo,,.,,,,. Lwkmd

iamdotune:
Lookah this one olodo .... You know an illiterate when yhu see one, they said physical features n yet yhur mentioning "cnt speak correct english" didnt yhu see yhur mate Missbreezy's list

LAUGH MY FAT DI,,CK AND ASSSSSSSSSS OUTOOOOOOOOOOOOO,,.,,,,.,,.,,.. Guy you harsh oooooo

WIZGUY69:

[size=48]even the girls wey no fine go put mouth for this matter o.[/size]

Lol,,,, lwkmdoooo ,.,,, Even the ones wey them Parents use mouth tell them say them dey Ugly dey force themselves to do beauty Contest

Joshuadon:
Your birth certificate may say you’re a certain age, but individual parts of your body are a lot younger than you think—in some cases only a couple weeks old. Why? A healthy body regenerates like the T-1000 in Terminator. What does it all mean? Among other things, it means every mouthful of food you put in your body affects how healthy your body’s regeneration cycles are.



Your Skin: 27 Days
As the body’s largest organ (about 16 percent of your body weight), your skin’s dead cells are constantly flaking off. Where does all that skin go? If they’re not washed off while you bathe, they literally become dust in the wind. The body loses 30,000 to 40,000 skin cells an hour so that’s a lot of dust. And the most asked question: Why don’t tattoos flake off if my skin is constantly regenerating? Because tattoo ink is injected into the second, more stable, dermal layer of the skin. Tattoos fade—just at a super slow pace.


Your Taste Buds: 10 Days
Look at your tongue in the mirror—you’re looking at around 2,000 to 10,000 taste buds and those buds? They each have about 50 taste cells. Nicholas Bower, MD, district medical director at MedExpress, says anyone in the 10,000 range is considered a “supertaster” and literally has better taste than others. Also of note, smokers will often suffer from damage during their buds’ renewal, deadening sensitivity.


Your Heart: 75 Years (Over an Average Lifespan)
Not too long ago in the ‘70s, it was thought that the heart couldn’t renew itself, but research in the late ‘80s at New York Medical College by Dr. Piero Anversa has found the heart as a whole is generating new cells. Additional new research by Dr. Jonas Frisen of the Karolinska Institute in Stockholm is backing Anversa’s once unbelievable theory. Source


Your Liver: 5 Months
Your liver is a crazy organ—thanks to a rich, healthy blood flow, it can repair and regenerate like new. “I can take 70 percent of a person’s liver away in an operation and around 90 percent of it will grow back within two months,” explains David Lloyd, consultant liver surgeon at Leicester Royal Infirmary. Sure the liver can take a couple shots of tequila, but heavy drinkers who don’t give their liver a chance to rest will damage parenchymal cells (the liver’s main cells) which then form permanent scar tissue, a.k.a. cirrhosis. Once that happens, regrowth stops.


Your Lungs: 2 to 3 Weeks
The lungs are tricky and pretty awesome. They have different cells that regenerate at different rates of speed. The part of the lung I’m talking about here is the outer surface—the first line of defense. It’s constantly protecting you so it has to renew fast. Great news if you’re a moderate smoker thinking of quitting. Unfortunately, hardcore smoking destroys cilia, the tiny hairs in your lungs that protect your lungs against infection. Once that happens, like your liver, permanent scarring occurs and cilia regrowth stops.


Your Nails: 4 to 6 Months for Fingers, 10 to 12 Months for Toes
An average adult’s fingernail grows about one-tenth of an inch a month—convert that into a full nail and you’re looking at new nails every four to six months (although the pinkie takes a bit longer). Toenails are a completely different story—about a full year from cuticle to the tip.




Your Bones: 10 Years
Solid bone seems a lot different than the heart, liver or lungs, right? You wouldn’t think they regenerate themselves, but they do. Osteoclast cells are constantly breaking down your existing bone so that they can be replaced with new bone tissue–a process called bone remodeling. And get this, in the first year of life, almost 100 percent of the skeleton is replaced—as adults, remodeling happens at about 10 percent every year. Source


Your Hair: 2 to 6 Years
The age of your hair is obviously going to be determined by its length, but if you’re relatively healthy, it grows at a rate of half-an-inch per month or six inches a year. Each individual strand of hair lasts up to six years for women and three years for men. (That said, Jennifer Aniston’s hair as superhuman properties—biological laws don’t apply to her.) Weird fact: Hair has three stages (Anagen where hair grows for 2 to 7 years; Catagen, the transition stage; and Telogen, its resting phase). When your hair reaches the Catagen phase, extreme stress can lead up to 70 percent of your hair to zoom into the Telogen stage where hair loss occurs. So yeah, stress does cause hair loss.



Read more @: http://www.ehow.com/ehow-extras/blog/how-old-is-your-body-8-parts-of-your-body-and-their-actual-age/

The Penis Nko ?

BANGERLEE1:
U self ur brain don freeze...Person dey point to ur lips u still dey ask say wetin happen!! Don't u know?

Lol you Wicked oooooooooo Lwkmdooooo

Mtcheeew ,.,,, Yeye People

Different Pks from Different Players

kay29000:
Sex sells. If God didn't make men naturally feel a sexu.al urge at the sight of a naked woman, maybe women would be Chasing men around to have sex with them and get them pregnant.

By the way, why is brea.st censored to bosom? This article looks so unprofessional cos of the censor. I can't even imagine how funny it would be if CNN was to quote a statement from Nairaland and in that statement there is bosom in place of brea.st. It's just kinda childish. What is inappropriate in the word "brea.st?"

Lol you don call dis b.reast like 10 times ,.,,, what of the word fuu.uck ,,.,,. Bleep is what i see too.

kay29000:
Sex sells. If God didn't make men naturally feel a sexu.al urge at the sight of a naked woman, maybe women would be Chasing men around to have sex with them and get them pregnant.

By the way, why is brea.st censored to bosom? This article looks so unprofessional cos of the censor. I can't even imagine how funny it would be if CNN was to quote a statement from Nairaland and in that statement there is bosom in place of brea.st. It's just kinda childish. What is inappropriate in the word "brea.st?"

Lol you don call dis b.reast like 10 times ,.,,, what of the word mess ,,.,,. Bleep is what i see too.

kay29000:
Sex sells. If God didn't make men naturally feel a sexu.al urge at the sight of a naked woman, maybe women would be Chasing men around to have sex with them and get them pregnant.

By the way, why is brea.st censored to bosom? This article looks so unprofessional cos of the censor. I can't even imagine how funny it would be if CNN was to quote a statement from Nairaland and in that statement there is bosom in place of brea.st. It's just kinda childish. What is inappropriate in the word "brea.st?"

Lol you don call dis b.reast like 10 times ,.,,, what of the word mess ,,.,,. Bleep is what i see too

rattlesnake:
Is that the girl killing dem ni

Well Except a man be born again he cannot see the kingdom of God

The Op never said they were not *Born Again. You see why i say some pastors Kill there Members buy this Born Again ish,,.,,,, Who you dey form Holy Holy for ? As if you no go die ,,,, mtcheeeew

One Thing that Surprises me about these Photos is ,,.,,. At least you will see People taking snap shots with the Person except for few pictures there,.,,, at least them be Human being . If na here for UNITED STATE OF NIGERIA ,.,,, NA OYO YOU DEY O

ednut1:
am yoruba by tribe. what i noticed during service was dat majority of d yoruba corpers not based in lagos. cud not speak or write well. big disgrace. as expected this foolish corper is a Yoruba. must have attended olorieja community secondary school. crap

Auuûuûsh,,.,,. Too Harsh of you.

Lol ,.,,, See the way Girls are Ranting , Panting and Braing,,.,,. Unto say na girl Nyansh Op open,,.,,,, if na guy talk dos things eh ,,,, na them go laf pass..,.,,, Awon Pretenders Osi

technophile:
I actually came here to tell you that nobody is above mistake it's probably a typo error, but after seeing that picture, HABA! a corper should not make this kind of mistake, I'll will search for her on fb and confirm it myself cos there is nothing you can't edit with Photoshop this days.

Modified
It is true ooo, I've checked all her Facebook timeline, this lady murdered English.
The government should shutdown University of Ado-Ekiti for producing this kind graduate.

Ado-Ekiti get University ? If Igbo man go there eh ,.,,, 2weeks dey too much to learn Yoruba Language Asap. ,,.,,,, Awon Olodo osi.

ugeezee:
Tot they said yoruba pple no like moni...

Copy Cat ,,.,,,,.. Non of them will answer dis one o ,,,,

Wonders don dey end o

doctorgold:
There are batch C 2013 corps members that wiLl pass out tomorrow.

Like seriously you mean "PASS OUT"?Hope you are not one of them ? If you are one of them ,,,, which Uni did you graduate from?

MoyoGENERAL:
A Youth Corper by name Abayomi Isaac Oyebukola is being accused of absconding with about N2.3m given to him
to share among 144 corps members in Osun State.

He is a Batch ‘C’ corps member, serving in Iwo LGA of Osun state with NYSC state code no is OS/13C/1402. He is
the Corper Liaison Officer (CLO) as chosen by the NYSC Local Government Inspector (LGI). Abayomi is a graduate
of the department of English from the University of Ibadan.
He has since been ‘at large’ with $14,400 given to him on the 9th of August 2014 by political parties that
participated in the Osun state gubernatorial election as a largesse to the 144 corps members of the local
government that participated in the election which amounts to $100 per person.
Abayomi was seen by some of his friends in Ibadan with claims from them that he has bought a car and said he
will collect his NYSC discharge certificate through the back door.
The NYSC officials reportedly do not want it to be brought to light but the aggrieved corp members are scared he
may end up getting his discharge certificate and later on become a political figure and in time steal from
Nigerians.

source
http://corpr./2014/10/13/corp-member-allegedly-absconds-with-n2-3m-meant-for-144-corpers-in-osun/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook


http://dailypost.ng/2014/10/14/nysc-corps-member-steals-n2-1m-meant-144-corpers-osun/

Later People go talk say Yoruba no like money ,,,, Ole Osi,.,,,ko ni da fun e,,.,,. As you fat reach you never belle full ? Ewu Sudan

You still dey serve and you don sabi how to steal,,.,,. When you come serve finish na Wetin yo go dey do?

I hope if will not end up like Ya'adua ?dey should look for a Younger Physically fit Person to represent dem ,.,,, make we no waist money again for Foreign Hospitals.

Joshuadon:
Hmmmmmmmmmm really i saw your answers both the good,bad and ugly, lol any way i will kind of educate you guys on that, simply;the outside piece of bread is called the CRUST........

And dont forget that,maybe it could be the question no 1 in your next examination ......................


stay tight☻☻☻

Waow,.,,, i love that black coloured Similey

chuksmad:
There is nothing Igbos are gaining from GEJ government, yet he has the highest support of igbos. For me, i have decided to stay in my house the day of election and be watching a good movie if there is light oooo.
Just check it, Onisha - Enugu expressway, Enugu - Umuahia - Port Harcourt, Port Harcourt - Owerri, Uyo - Umuahia and Uyo - Aba express way, all in shambles and you are telling me to waste my vote on GEJ.

Me sef never get voters card both ancient And Modern

Nonye362:
Fashola pls we know dt Lagos is over-populated,bt reducing it via this means is nt proper. is better u com out openly and declare operation every state must-go instead of devising a means to kill innocent souls in d name of ur nonsense 'Horn Free Day'. Gosh! this is unbelievable and never heard of in the whole universe, nt even is China. Anyway shaa, I know dis wil never work out for you. Or ar u indirectly fulfilling ur promise to ur who knows gods by sacrificing innocent bloods so dt u will win the forth-coming election. U know, u politicians ar full of evils and illegal practises. trying to use nonsense policy to achieve ur selfish desire. Note of warning to u: The bloods of those that will be negatively affected (let me not use the word die) will be in ur hands 'Mr Governor' the policy maker. PLs think twice and most of all, pls change ur personal adviser cos he/she has failed woefully. Thank u.

Sincerly speaking you lack Common Sense ,.,,, Just listen to yourself ,,.,,.mtcheeeew