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Business / Re: FCCPC Imposes $110 Million Fine On British American Tobacco by ecolime(m): 2:44pm On Jan 05
Romance / Re: 70-Year-Old Man With Many Girlfriends Now A Motivational Speaker by ecolime(m): 11:41am On Jan 05
SharingIsLife:
He's globetrotting like Reno. He's a social media crawler, also like Reno. He's got white hair but childish vibes like Reno. They share a lot in common.


If you are a comfortable man and still faithful to your wife, you should be worshipped.


Include Dino Melaye and Daddy freeze too. Very childish men.

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Politics / Re: The New Nigeria Under President Tinubu, By Fredrick Nwabufo by ecolime(m): 10:16am On Jan 05
Among those, who visited the President were governors, political leaders, business figures, and a whole gamut of Nigerians.


Governor Alex Otti of Abia State, one of the governors who visited, said after a meeting: “One thing is that he has a very courageous, unifying policy; the exchange rate and then removing subsidy, which actually had become a scam and costing us a lot of money.


Those policies are good but then they come with the negative sides. They come with challenges for an economy where over 60 percent of the population is living below the poverty line.
Business / Re: EFCC Didn't Visit Or Raid Our Office - BUA Group by ecolime(m): 8:17am On Jan 05
Jestin:
Oga BUA are you aware the market price of your cement is 5,800 naira? I bought some bags yesterday and I was arguing with the seller because I saw 3,000 naira on Nairaland


🤣
Politics / Re: Wike Receives N50 Billion For Capital Projects In FCT by ecolime(m): 8:08am On Jan 05
pweeryambre:
Which nonsense capital project. In abuja that is already far developed than any other states. Jokers.
So, development must stop because Abuja is "more developed" than any other state?

N50Bn is too poor for any state in Nigeria talkless of Abuja. You may Google the capital expenditure budget of states in other comparable countries to get a better perspective of how poor and broke we are.

Also note that maintenance of old infrastructure requires money too.

What we should monitor is if the funds are well utilized or looted.

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Business / Re: FCCPC Imposes $110 Million Fine On British American Tobacco by ecolime(m): 6:58am On Jan 05
$110M fine in too much for a business to bear.

No concise info on what the infringements were.

The news no get head or tail.

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Business / Re: $110m Fine: BATN Restates Commitment To Nigeria’s Laws, Makes Payments by ecolime(m): 6:56am On Jan 05
koolib:
How these guys stay afloat in the business is still a miracle to me. I hardly see smokers of late
Me sef dey wonder

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Romance / Re: Why Do I Always Fight With Girls I Love by ecolime(m): 3:37am On Jan 05
Obainoman6:
You are on the right track sir, i beat women and im proud of it,
You need to discipline your woman in order to respect you
Both you and the OP have serious problems. He is an angry insecure man which is obvious with his comments on Nairaland.

However, yours is worse. You are proud to be a woman beater? Truly, one cannot shame the shameless.

Please go for mental evaluation
Food / Re: Oyinbo Woman Drinks Hot Garri For The First Time (Video) by ecolime(m): 4:54pm On Jan 04
Hot garri for where?

She even added milk and groundnut.

She go purge tire

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Politics / Re: ₦37.1bn Fraud: Why I Shunned EFCC's Invitation - Farouq by ecolime(m): 4:18pm On Jan 04
She get cancer too?


They only have health challenges after leaving office with stolen money.

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NYSC / Re: Mobilisation: How Undercover Reporter Breached Our System To Enrol Twice – NYSC by ecolime(m): 3:47pm On Jan 04
Though Megwa said the use of the National Identification Number, NIN, was incorporated into the scheme three years ago, he was unable to explain why the differences in the reporter’s biodata in NIN and what the reporter put in for his second mobilisation were not enough to raise a flag for the scheme to detect him.






I knew they were gonna come for the guy's head and make it look like some sort of data breach.

It is not a crime to have multiple emails or phone numbers. The main problem is that your platform accepted the same NIN twice.

If the guy used a different name and also a fake date of birth then you can prosecute him for data manipulation.

Email/Phone number is not a standard means of verifying one's biodata. The NIN & Biometrics you are taking are not used as expected.

Fix your system Oga.

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Business / Re: Top 10 Richest Men In Africa At The Start Of 2024 by ecolime(m): 3:23pm On Jan 04
ayokellany:
When will Orient Petroleum Peter Peter Obi commissioned 14 years ago produced it first litre of fuel ? 14 years n non of you igbos is asking question but immediately Dangote refinery is mentioned you miserable lot will start hyperventilating as if you are cursed from the pits of hell.


You found a way to squeeze Igbos and Obi into this clean thread.

You are one of the bad eggs amongst us. GTF away from this thread if you have no reasonable thing to say. Don't spill tribalism bullshit on my mention.

This is 2024. Quality comments only 👌

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Business / Re: Top 10 Richest Men In Africa At The Start Of 2024 by ecolime(m): 12:01pm On Jan 04
Rabiu na the only real Dollar billionaire from Naija. He does business ethically as well.

I remember arguing with someone last year when he said Dangote refinery will be operational latest May 2023 and will sell fuel at N150/Litre instead of N180.

Folks, that refinery will not refine a single litre of PMS until the market price hits N1,000 plus. That's when he will start producing.

I read where they said their catalytic unit for Diesel is ready but Petrol unit will take a while.

He knows what he is doing undecided

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Education / Re: NUC Busts 58 Illegal Universities In Nigeria, Arrests Proprietors (names) by ecolime(m): 11:46am On Jan 04
I'm sure most of these universities operate from a 3 Bedroom apartment.

Room 1: Vice-chancellor
Room 2: Lecturers
Room 3: Non teaching staff

If you need MSc or PHD certificate before next weekend, dem go run am for you.

Na real cash cow, just buy a good printing machine to mill out certificates and you are good to go.

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Politics / Re: Rising Insecurity: Governors Have Turned Security Votes To Pocket Money - Ngige by ecolime(m): 11:40am On Jan 04
Spot on!

It's about time we hold our governors and local officials accountable.

Turning security votes into pocket money is one of the main reasons we have insecurities in the country.

The next issue is lack of state Police. Governors should fully be the CSOs of their states and this is not just by mouth. The benefits outweighs the potential abuse.

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Politics / Re: Tajudeen Abbas: Gbajabiamila’s Record In National Assembly Can’t Be Matched by ecolime(m): 8:17am On Jan 04
DesChyko:
I can vouch for the footprints he leaves in Surulere. His presence is almost everywhere it looks like he was in the Senate forever.
Since 2003

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Politics / Re: PDP Is A Party Of Stomach Infrastructure, Obi/LP Are The Opposition - Okonkwo by ecolime(m): 5:36pm On Jan 03
DMerciful:
Who do you think will suffer? Peter Obi?

If you like remain docile
Is it me that will suffer? Obi get hin money, I get my own.

The crux of my post is that both Political parties are not serious. You wanna form a coalition but your members are more interested in attacking each other.

BTW, I never mentioned Obi. I'm more concerned about the parties involved.

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Politics / Re: PDP Is A Party Of Stomach Infrastructure, Obi/LP Are The Opposition - Okonkwo by ecolime(m): 4:38pm On Jan 03
Na like this LP & PDP wan form coalition?

APC is the only party in Nigeria. No serious opposition at all. They fought themselves before election, they are still fighting till now.

I'm sure Tinubu has his 2027 election victory speech and 2031 handover note written already.

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Politics / Re: Tajudeen Abbas Commissions 80-Bed Hospital Facilitated By Babajimi Benson by ecolime(m): 4:19pm On Jan 03
shocked


Oga Benson.. I been don call am out oo.. Chaii

It's been long I travelled home. Ma bad cry

Na this kain thing we wan dey read about Ikorodu abeg

Lagos no dey gree for anybody this year

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Culture / Re: Things Nigerians Call Twice by ecolime(m): 4:10pm On Jan 03
Woto woto
Jedi Jedi
Nzogbu Nzogbu
Kro kro
Sharp Sharp
Bam Bam
Kiti kiti
Kata Kata
Kobo Kobo
Now Now
Talk talk
Wuru wuru
Chop chop
Begi begi
Fear fear
Wire wire
Bear Bear
Waka waka
Jati Jati
Rede Rede
Rada Rada
Mago mago
Looku looku
Corner corner
Pata Pata

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Politics / Re: Rivers Crisis: My Decision To Embrace Peace Not Out Of Fear – Fubara by ecolime(m): 2:04pm On Jan 03
Curious345:
Coward .

Ambode hit more liver than this warth
What did Ambode do better than Fubara?
Celebrities / Re: Yul Accuses May Of Doing Breast Enlargement Surgery Without His Consent. by ecolime(m): 12:06pm On Jan 03
Yul don turn to laughing stock... Chaii

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Politics / Re: Let's Support, Not Attack Tinubu’s Government, Benjamin Kalu Urges South East by ecolime(m): 9:30am On Jan 03
Burruchaga71:
Thunder fire you and your family there.
We can never support druggie who grabbed what belongs to Igbos.
Are you saying the last Presidential election was a tribal contest?

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Politics / Re: Rivers Government Officially Recognises Martin Amaehwule As Assembly Speaker by ecolime(m): 9:20am On Jan 03
Checkwell:



It is spelt "Nzogbu nzogbu." Take note.
Noted... Lol 😃
Politics / Re: Rivers Government Officially Recognises Martin Amaehwule As Assembly Speaker by ecolime(m): 5:09am On Jan 03
Peace in Rivers state is all we want.

SIM fought too soon. You don't attempt to shed yourself off your godfather after just 3 months in power. Who does that?

He suppose calm down, strategize and get key players on his side first. Politics na smart game, not war, not gra-gra or Nzogbu Nzogbu.

Father and son have shealt their swords but definitely, there will be a big re-election fight in 2026 if the current "fake" calmness last till then.

For now, na to first cross the supreme court judgement hurdle.

We are yet to see the last of this movie.

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Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Commissions Projects Facilitated By Femi Gbajabiamila by ecolime(m): 7:26pm On Jan 02
LegendHero:
I pity Fuad Laguda.

If he eventually win the by-election, people of the constituency will expect him to do at least 50% of what Gbaja did and I’m sure he won’t even be able to do that.

Baba nla unintentional setup

He will forever be compared with Gbaja cheesy

Their constituency is already used to exotic largesse from Femi.

The pressure fit give Laguda stroke oo

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Politics / Re: Obi, Utomi Pay Condolence Visit To The Akeredolus In Ibadan (Photos) by ecolime(m): 4:44pm On Jan 02
vanbonattel:
Peter Obi and Utomi did well to visit the great man departed.

People from the South East and South South are the ones with genuine remorse for the departure of Akeredolu. His brothers are still bitter with the news that Igbo children are living in their homes and bearing the name of the former governor.

Chinedu Akeredolu
Chidinma Akeredolu
Obinna Akeredolu
Nwankwo Okereke Akeredolu
And
Mgbafor Nwakaego Akeredolu

It's unbearable for some people.


Not again 😕





I thought we all left this bullcrap in 2023. It's time to grow boy. Buy yourself a brain.

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2023 Count Down: Nigeria – Team Guide, Key Players, Lineup, Prediction by ecolime(m): 10:03am On Jan 02
atiku4President:
How much are they selling calculator now? I know say I go need am when the tournament starts
grin

Another time for Permutation and Combination

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s New Year Address, Harvest Of Deceit — PDP by ecolime(m): 9:07am On Jan 02
This got me cracking 🤣

Very funny quote from Dubai

PDP should leave opposition work for LP abeg.
Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Offers Prayers In Church And Mosque (Pictures) by ecolime(m): 6:40am On Jan 02
Sanwo-Eko

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Politics / Re: Gov Sanwo-Olu & Speaker Abbas To Commission Projects Built By Femi Gbajabiamila by ecolime(m): 6:04am On Jan 02
Ahmed0336:
I don't know why I have a feeling that Femi might succeed Sanwo Olu come 2027 undecided

Many people agree 2027 should go to Ikorodu, but with Gbajabiamila in the race, it's a no-brainer.

I remember my years at Iponri Estate, it was memorable and all thanks to Gbaja.

Gbajabiamila is the man honestly. The best Politician ever to come out of Surulere.

Hon Jimi Benson, hope you are learning? Let us feel you.

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Politics / Re: Shehu Sani: Tinubu’s Assurance Is Like That Of A Native Doctor To A Sick Man by ecolime(m): 12:08am On Jan 02
TakeNigeriaBack:
In the history of Islam and Christianity, pastors and imams have NEVER healed ONE sick person.

At least, native doctors have herbs that have cured illness.
Well, I once had what some Doctors call - Double wahala (Diabetes & High Blood pressure)

Not just that, I had CKD much later as well. The Living God restored me 100% and I will forever be grateful to him.

He did what my money could not do. He renewed my life.

Man doesn't heal, God does. Whether you believe or not, na your own wahala

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