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Family › Re: Did I Marry Wrong? by ecolime(m): 7:26pm On Feb 25, 2024

Getting married to a First born girl is no child's play.

Let me ask, who earns more between the two of you?

Crime › Re: Silas Onyima: Gunmen Kill Anambra Community Leader by ecolime(m): 4:55pm On Feb 25, 2024

obiekunie01:
this girl you go sweet fk. see how u r silently fking that toyota.

ho much do you charge? exclude ticket.

She's a lesbian

Politics › Re: NLC Protest: Breakdown Of Law & Order not To Be Tolerated In Lagos - CP Fayoade by ecolime(m): 3:26pm On Feb 25, 2024

No need for protests

Odumeje is coming to our rescue.

Nigeria's glory will be restored cheesy

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Politics › Re: Hardship: Don’t Join Protest Against Tinubu, Afenifere Begs Yoruba People by ecolime(m): 2:39pm On Feb 25, 2024

Malroux:
Fasoranti is speaking for his pocket and besides the Omoluabis don't see him as an elder stateman. The real leader of Afenifere is Pa Adebanjo who is an upright and courageous man.

Are you Yoruba?

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Family › Re: Please Help! by ecolime(m): 2:36pm On Feb 25, 2024

Use Kerosene

Sports › Re: 'Made in Nigeria': Fulham, Premier League Celebrate Iwobi, Bassey's goals at OT by ecolime(m): 2:27pm On Feb 25, 2024

Rowlandjude:
If na for AFCON, Iwobi for miss that goal.

Cyberbully, rest bikonu.

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Phones › Re: Top 10 States With The Highest Number Of Internet Users In Nigeria by ecolime(m): 1:45pm On Feb 25, 2024

ideatoprince18:
As usual Lagos must be number 1

Lagos is home for all.

Politics › Re: SERAP Sues Govs, Wike Over "Failure To Account For Missing ₦‎40T LG Allocation" by ecolime(m): 1:41pm On Feb 25, 2024

These Serap clowns are jokers. Nobody takes them serious again.

Fight one reasonable cause and see it to a logical conclusion. No be to dey sue every week with nothing to show for it.

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Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde Storms Facility Being Used To Store Illegally Mined Minerals by ecolime(m): 9:58am On Feb 25, 2024*

delzbaba:
This is not the governors job🙄, but this is Nigeria anything goes.

See as I dey shame for you.

Bros, stop embarrassing yourself

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Politics › Re: Edo: Anderson Asemota declared Governorship Candidate in LP's Parallel Primary by ecolime(m): 4:46pm On Feb 24, 2024

obaidan:
APC get 2 candidates, LP get 2 candidates, PDP the ruling party has 1 candidate, IT IS NOW SAFE TO SAY PDP CANDIDATE WILL WIN THE ELECTION

PDP has 2 candidates as well. Philip Shuaibu grin

Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Performs Groundbreaking Ceremony Of ‘The Lagos Arena' by ecolime(m): 1:12pm On Feb 24, 2024

Eko ilu Ogbon.

apocalypso007:
Ok buh his people should eat first. 💁‍♂️

Thanks for the concern.

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Crime › Re: US Man Accused Of Making $1.8m From Listening To His Wife's Remote Work Calls by ecolime(m): 7:22am On Feb 24, 2024

Na wash

Spouses share confidential info with themselves. Whether you work from home or not, it makes no difference.

As we speak, the direction of Nigeria is being discussed by BAT and Remi in the other room.

Insider trading na normal stuff everywhere even though it is unethical. People only apply caution and commonsense while at it.

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Politics › Re: Edo PDP Primary Election Result Sheet by ecolime(m): 8:26am On Feb 23, 2024

Cash out loading for Lawyers.

All roads lead to Edo state.

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Culture › Re: Nigerian Lady Shows Off Newborn Baby’s Tribal Marks by ecolime(m): 8:24am On Feb 23, 2024

This is Marker na

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Business › Re: Sun Award: Ken Ifekudu Receives ₦50M Worth Of Goodwill Messages by ecolime(m): 7:28pm On Feb 21, 2024*

Sctests:
You mean, I will be shocked that I am now a billionaire?......

Na on Nairaland you go discover say you be Billionaire. You sef go dey confused 🤔

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Business › Re: Sun Award: Ken Ifekudu Receives ₦50M Worth Of Goodwill Messages by ecolime(m): 6:33pm On Feb 21, 2024

planetx:
Businessman billionaire with no history of how he started on the journey to being a billionaire.

You no sabi Alexreport?

He is a publicist who sabi package people. He sabi the job wella.

Hire him today and you sef will be shocked to see you are now trending as a Billionaire tomorrow.

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Politics › Re: I Saw A Dark Cloud Hovering Over Nigeria. by ecolime(m): 2:00pm On Feb 21, 2024

fuckingAyaya:
say no more, the tsunami don hit them, they think prophecy is powder. Those laughing and mocking you are now shouting ebi pa wa ooo

Business › Re: EFCC Drops All Allegations Of Misconduct Against FINTECH, Leatherback by ecolime(m): 7:35am On Feb 21, 2024

Good one. Congrats to the Leatherback team cool

Properties › Re: Urgent! Should I Allow My Tenant Bury Her 1 Year Old Daughter In My Compound? by ecolime(m): 11:30pm On Feb 20, 2024

DSS1335

It's the effontery and audacity of the woman and her mother to challenge you that baffles me. I'm shocked 😲

Guy, you are sleeping with that woman. You can't tell me otherwise.

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Career › Re: Should I Go For A Masters Degree Or Remain Jobless At Home? by ecolime(m): 6:50pm On Feb 20, 2024

Masters degree

Sitting idle at home won't add any value to you.

porthouse7:
Bleep master degree, use the money start a profitable business

Profitable business like what?

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Travel › Re: PMS: Road Transport Owners Call Off Strike, Reach Agreement With FG by ecolime(m): 6:43pm On Feb 20, 2024

Oil cartel just like to dey hold us ransome

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Politics › Re: Bandits Kill Monarch, 5 Others, Kidnap 38 In Katsina by ecolime(m): 6:41pm On Feb 20, 2024

I hope they don't kidnap Buhari one day

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Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Inspects Progress Of Work At The Stations Along The Red Line Rail by ecolime(m): 9:51am On Feb 19, 2024*

nothingspoil70:
Not impressed. Our oyel money.

You are still stucked in the 1990s

Oyel money don dry finish na why we dey this current mess. The little peanut coming can't even service debt optimally.

Congratulations to those wey don cash out already.

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Politics › Re: Tompolo Awarded 2023 Sun Newspaper "Courage In Leadership" Award by ecolime(m): 6:46am On Feb 19, 2024

Tompolo is living Asari Dokubo's dream.

It's been long we heard him sef. He has been humbled cheesy

Politics › Re: Akpabio: FG Doesn’t Even Know What To Charge Emefiele With by ecolime(m): 6:45am On Feb 19, 2024

Senate President Godswill Akpabio says the allegations against Godwin Emefiele, former governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), are so numerous that the federal government does not know which charges to pin on him.

Politics › Re: Smuggling: Customs Seizes 15 Trucks Loaded With Food Items In Sokoto by ecolime(m): 6:43am On Feb 19, 2024

Maybe they should conduct a referendum for them to join Niger Republic.

Killer herdsmen won't allow middle belt farm in peace but the crops they grow in Core North they sell to their brothers.

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Family › Re: Nigerian Lady In Germany On The Verge Of Losing Unruly Son (video) by ecolime(m): 9:46pm On Feb 18, 2024

No bond between them at all. The boy clearly resents his mother and sees her as a distant Aunt.

Why would a mother leave her 3 years old son and return to pick him at 16 years?

Where you wan start from? Honestly, I don't think they can ever bond again. Whether you send him back to Naija or not, it makes no difference.

Any Japa wey no factor in your family, na rubbish. Money is not everything.

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Politics › Re: Tinubu: I Honestly Don’t Know Why The Southeast Is Quiet - Professor Usman Yusuf by ecolime(m): 2:35pm On Feb 18, 2024

successmatters:
Sore throat

We shouted ourselves hoarse during elections run up. Still taking medication

🤣

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Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing's Lover Gifts Her N6M Bracelet On Her Birthday by ecolime(m): 2:12pm On Feb 18, 2024

Nkechi can't be 35 years. Probably 45.

Career › Re: Work From Home Wahala by ecolime(m): 12:57pm On Feb 18, 2024

Long term Work-From-Home WFH can even cause depression in extreme cases especially for singles.

If you are married with kids, it's great but you have to be intentional about mixing up with real people.

You do school runs in the morning, work quietly when the kids are in school.

Take 30 mins to 1 hour break at midday to exercise, stroll or do brisk walking. Have gym buddies.

Pick them your kids up at 3pm, chit-chat with them then go back to clear up your work till your wife returns home.

Evening, hang out with your hommies or go for church programmes since you are a Pastor.

Don't stay indoor 247. E fit run you mental.

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Crime › Re: Nigerians Warn About This Taxi Driver, DSVA & Police Ask For More Info by ecolime(m): 7:19am On Feb 18, 2024

Mckandre:
Person post him number, Make i dial m first

Don't dial his line. Make you no come dey explain later

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Politics › Re: Senate Says It Is Ready To Amend Nigerian Constitution To Okay State Police by ecolime(m): 6:35am On Feb 18, 2024*

If signed into law, these present crop of legislature would practically be immortalised. Their names will be written on the sands of time.

It has its downside though. Governors will become minigods. For example, someone like Fubara can declare Wike wanted, place a bounty on his head and make him go on exile.

By and large, State Police is the major answer to our insecurity issues. The humongous benefits far exceeds the potential abuse. Issue of killer herdsmen, banditry and kidnapping will be non-existent because indigenes will be the state forcemen and Governors will be the true CSOs of their states.

But then, will the Northern caucus whose states depend almost solely on FAAC vote in its favour?

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