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Business / Re: Top 10 Richest Men In Africa At The Start Of 2024 by ecolime(m): 12:01pm On Jan 04
Rabiu na the only real Dollar billionaire from Naija. He does business ethically as well.

I remember arguing with someone last year when he said Dangote refinery will be operational latest May 2023 and will sell fuel at N150/Litre instead of N180.

Folks, that refinery will not refine a single litre of PMS until the market price hits N1,000 plus. That's when he will start producing.

I read where they said their catalytic unit for Diesel is ready but Petrol unit will take a while.

He knows what he is doing undecided

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Education / Re: NUC Busts 58 Illegal Universities In Nigeria, Arrests Proprietors (names) by ecolime(m): 11:46am On Jan 04
I'm sure most of these universities operate from a 3 Bedroom apartment.

Room 1: Vice-chancellor
Room 2: Lecturers
Room 3: Non teaching staff

If you need MSc or PHD certificate before next weekend, dem go run am for you.

Na real cash cow, just buy a good printing machine to mill out certificates and you are good to go.

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Politics / Re: Rising Insecurity: Governors Have Turned Security Votes To Pocket Money - Ngige by ecolime(m): 11:40am On Jan 04
Spot on!

It's about time we hold our governors and local officials accountable.

Turning security votes into pocket money is one of the main reasons we have insecurities in the country.

The next issue is lack of state Police. Governors should fully be the CSOs of their states and this is not just by mouth. The benefits outweighs the potential abuse.

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Politics / Re: Tajudeen Abbas: Gbajabiamila’s Record In National Assembly Can’t Be Matched by ecolime(m): 8:17am On Jan 04
DesChyko:
I can vouch for the footprints he leaves in Surulere. His presence is almost everywhere it looks like he was in the Senate forever.
Since 2003

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Politics / Re: PDP Is A Party Of Stomach Infrastructure, Obi/LP Are The Opposition - Okonkwo by ecolime(m): 5:36pm On Jan 03
DMerciful:
Who do you think will suffer? Peter Obi?

If you like remain docile
Is it me that will suffer? Obi get hin money, I get my own.

The crux of my post is that both Political parties are not serious. You wanna form a coalition but your members are more interested in attacking each other.

BTW, I never mentioned Obi. I'm more concerned about the parties involved.

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Politics / Re: PDP Is A Party Of Stomach Infrastructure, Obi/LP Are The Opposition - Okonkwo by ecolime(m): 4:38pm On Jan 03
Na like this LP & PDP wan form coalition?

APC is the only party in Nigeria. No serious opposition at all. They fought themselves before election, they are still fighting till now.

I'm sure Tinubu has his 2027 election victory speech and 2031 handover note written already.

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Politics / Re: Tajudeen Abbas Commissions 80-Bed Hospital Facilitated By Babajimi Benson by ecolime(m): 4:19pm On Jan 03
shocked


Oga Benson.. I been don call am out oo.. Chaii

It's been long I travelled home. Ma bad cry

Na this kain thing we wan dey read about Ikorodu abeg

Lagos no dey gree for anybody this year

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Culture / Re: Things Nigerians Call Twice by ecolime(m): 4:10pm On Jan 03
Woto woto
Jedi Jedi
Nzogbu Nzogbu
Kro kro
Sharp Sharp
Bam Bam
Kiti kiti
Kata Kata
Kobo Kobo
Now Now
Talk talk
Wuru wuru
Chop chop
Begi begi
Fear fear
Wire wire
Bear Bear
Waka waka
Jati Jati
Rede Rede
Rada Rada
Mago mago
Looku looku
Corner corner
Pata Pata

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Politics / Re: Rivers Crisis: My Decision To Embrace Peace Not Out Of Fear – Fubara by ecolime(m): 2:04pm On Jan 03
Curious345:
Coward .

Ambode hit more liver than this warth
What did Ambode do better than Fubara?
Celebrities / Re: Yul Accuses May Of Doing Breast Enlargement Surgery Without His Consent. by ecolime(m): 12:06pm On Jan 03
Yul don turn to laughing stock... Chaii

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Politics / Re: Let's Support, Not Attack Tinubu’s Government, Benjamin Kalu Urges South East by ecolime(m): 9:30am On Jan 03
Burruchaga71:
Thunder fire you and your family there.
We can never support druggie who grabbed what belongs to Igbos.
Are you saying the last Presidential election was a tribal contest?

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Politics / Re: Rivers Government Officially Recognises Martin Amaehwule As Assembly Speaker by ecolime(m): 9:20am On Jan 03
Checkwell:



It is spelt "Nzogbu nzogbu." Take note.
Noted... Lol 😃
Politics / Re: Rivers Government Officially Recognises Martin Amaehwule As Assembly Speaker by ecolime(m): 5:09am On Jan 03
Peace in Rivers state is all we want.

SIM fought too soon. You don't attempt to shed yourself off your godfather after just 3 months in power. Who does that?

He suppose calm down, strategize and get key players on his side first. Politics na smart game, not war, not gra-gra or Nzogbu Nzogbu.

Father and son have shealt their swords but definitely, there will be a big re-election fight in 2026 if the current "fake" calmness last till then.

For now, na to first cross the supreme court judgement hurdle.

We are yet to see the last of this movie.

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Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Commissions Projects Facilitated By Femi Gbajabiamila by ecolime(m): 7:26pm On Jan 02
LegendHero:
I pity Fuad Laguda.

If he eventually win the by-election, people of the constituency will expect him to do at least 50% of what Gbaja did and I’m sure he won’t even be able to do that.

Baba nla unintentional setup

He will forever be compared with Gbaja cheesy

Their constituency is already used to exotic largesse from Femi.

The pressure fit give Laguda stroke oo

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Politics / Re: Obi, Utomi Pay Condolence Visit To The Akeredolus In Ibadan (Photos) by ecolime(m): 4:44pm On Jan 02
vanbonattel:
Peter Obi and Utomi did well to visit the great man departed.

People from the South East and South South are the ones with genuine remorse for the departure of Akeredolu. His brothers are still bitter with the news that Igbo children are living in their homes and bearing the name of the former governor.

Chinedu Akeredolu
Chidinma Akeredolu
Obinna Akeredolu
Nwankwo Okereke Akeredolu
And
Mgbafor Nwakaego Akeredolu

It's unbearable for some people.


Not again 😕





I thought we all left this bullcrap in 2023. It's time to grow boy. Buy yourself a brain.

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2023 Count Down: Nigeria – Team Guide, Key Players, Lineup, Prediction by ecolime(m): 10:03am On Jan 02
atiku4President:
How much are they selling calculator now? I know say I go need am when the tournament starts
grin

Another time for Permutation and Combination

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s New Year Address, Harvest Of Deceit — PDP by ecolime(m): 9:07am On Jan 02
This got me cracking 🤣

Very funny quote from Dubai

PDP should leave opposition work for LP abeg.
Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Offers Prayers In Church And Mosque (Pictures) by ecolime(m): 6:40am On Jan 02
Sanwo-Eko

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Politics / Re: Gov Sanwo-Olu & Speaker Abbas To Commission Projects Built By Femi Gbajabiamila by ecolime(m): 6:04am On Jan 02
Ahmed0336:
I don't know why I have a feeling that Femi might succeed Sanwo Olu come 2027 undecided

Many people agree 2027 should go to Ikorodu, but with Gbajabiamila in the race, it's a no-brainer.

I remember my years at Iponri Estate, it was memorable and all thanks to Gbaja.

Gbajabiamila is the man honestly. The best Politician ever to come out of Surulere.

Hon Jimi Benson, hope you are learning? Let us feel you.

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Politics / Re: Shehu Sani: Tinubu’s Assurance Is Like That Of A Native Doctor To A Sick Man by ecolime(m): 12:08am On Jan 02
TakeNigeriaBack:
In the history of Islam and Christianity, pastors and imams have NEVER healed ONE sick person.

At least, native doctors have herbs that have cured illness.
Well, I once had what some Doctors call - Double wahala (Diabetes & High Blood pressure)

Not just that, I had CKD much later as well. The Living God restored me 100% and I will forever be grateful to him.

He did what my money could not do. He renewed my life.

Man doesn't heal, God does. Whether you believe or not, na your own wahala

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Politics / Re: 5 Promises From Tinubu’s New Year Message by ecolime(m): 2:21pm On Jan 01
cool

My first comment of the year.

Happy New Year NL Fam.

Have a fabulous 2024!

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Family / Re: Worried.. What Could Be The Cause Of This? by ecolime(m): 3:41pm On Dec 31, 2023
Belafonte:
Anybody that eats that rubbish called semo deserves more than dizziness. That nonsense should be banned and all sellers arrested
What makes you say so? Please enlighten us
Politics / Re: Cryptocurrency, Old Naira Notes, Other Buhari’s Policies Reversed By Tinubu by ecolime(m): 8:42am On Dec 31, 2023
Don't know jack about Cryptos.

Time for me to explore that space.

I just hope my fingers don't get burnt 🤔

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Politics / Re: Ooni Of Ife Lauds Gov. Otti's Competence, Capacity As Abia Governor by ecolime(m): 8:38am On Dec 31, 2023
fidelmarshal199:
Abia has never been lucky with good governance, Alex Otti is not the expected messiah, due to his gluttony but he is the best governor they ever have.
Lol 😆

You believe he's the one eating all the food? Bro, na the work of civil servants be that. Not easy to cut them down to size in your first year.

I'm sure his 2025 budget will shed off most of those excesses.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Negative Act Are You Stopping This 2023? by ecolime(m): 8:19am On Dec 31, 2023
Reduce my social media usage

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Politics / Re: Exploded Gas Cylinder Causes Fire At National Theatre, Lagos by ecolime(m): 8:15am On Dec 31, 2023
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Everywhere badnews. 2024 should be different

Hopefully

But Cylinder in National theater look suspicious.

Could it be that the contractors renovating it are looking for a means to get more money from the government?
Family / Re: My Mom Has Made Me Miserable! She Denied Me Happiness by ecolime(m): 5:18pm On Dec 30, 2023
You never said anything about your wife's attitude.

Also, what level of school did she complete and what age were you when you got married to her?

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Politics / Re: 27 States Attracted Zero Foreign Investments In 9 Months by ecolime(m): 10:09am On Dec 30, 2023
naturalman:
Labour party to the world

Labour party to the rescue
When Alex otti finishes with Abia state, the agbados will know what it means to have Peter Obinna as a mentor
Alex is really doing well for Abia.

They are the new pride of South East.

My only confusion is how come your Prime Minister is always calling his government illegitimate?

He won fair and square if I may recall. I no just understand Ekpa

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NYSC / Re: Relocating To Abuja For My Nysc by ecolime(m): 7:08pm On Dec 29, 2023
Problem with kids seeing money for the first time. You are suffering from poverty of the mind.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Michigan Supreme Court Rules That Trump Will Stay On State Ballot by ecolime(m): 10:57pm On Dec 28, 2023
klawaaa:
MAGA king indeed! With all resources and media platforms, with POTUS, he lost. Now, that all the resources and platforms gone, you think he's a threat?
If he's an easy fry, why then are the Dems fighting tooth and nail to get him out of the race?
Events / Re: Old Boys And Girl Of Primary Schools In PH Reunites. by ecolime(m): 1:43pm On Dec 28, 2023
Nonsense

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