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Career › Re: See Average Monthly Net Salary Of Some Countries by ecolime(m): 8:58pm On Apr 30, 2023
DeepSight:
Greetings.
By appointment, I am Attorney to his Holiness, Alhaji Cardinal Dr. Falseprophet1.
Please be warned that the byline "This I have seen" is proprietary to the Alhaji Cardinal.
The Alhaji Cardinal frowns upon plagiarism and illicit use of his proprietary catch phrase.

Cease and desist, or calamituous spiritual consequences will follow, which may include mid-night visitations by the Alhaji Cardinal in company of myself and a coterie of punitive spirits of the over and under worlds, demons with the heads of frogs and witches with the legs of spiders, all by high grace.

Be guided accordingly.
Lol

No vex
Politics › Re: Labour Party: Lamidi Apapa-faction Invites Obi, Others To 'own' NEC Meeting by ecolime(m):
What stops Lamidi from stepping down? The vast majority of LP members prefer Abure to him. You can't force yourself on people. Na waoh
Family › Re: SureHome Marriage Seminar On Forgiveness (April 2023) by ecolime(m): 6:26pm On Apr 30, 2023
Seun, is there a support mail for NL? I need to change my registered email. I keep getting error messages on every attempt.
Career › Re: See Average Monthly Net Salary Of Some Countries by ecolime(m): 6:15pm On Apr 30, 2023
The odds are all against Nigeria in every indices. Despite all these, there is good news folks and it is that Nigeria shall be great again.

This I have seen!
Politics › Re: What Is Next If Courts Strike Out Obi's Petition On The Altar Of Technicalities? by ecolime(m):
DMerciful:
Obi is one out of five petitioners. Why the obsession with Obi?
Obi lives rent'free in their heads. It seems he is practically the reason for their existence.
Politics › Re: EFCC Overlooks Akpabio's Alleged Illness, Invites Him Again Over Corruption by ecolime(m): 5:04pm On Apr 29, 2023
HenryThegreat1:
Tinubu administration going to be a government of corrupt and heartless fellow.
Corruption from Top to bottom.
Travel › Re: Benin Republic Deports Many Nigerians (Video, Photos) by ecolime(m): 11:43am On Apr 29, 2023
shocked

Another new low for Nigeria.

See what 8 years of ineptitude has caused.
Travel › Re: Sudan: Update On The Evacuation Of Nigerians - Air Force, Air Peace On Standby by ecolime(m): 10:39am On Apr 29, 2023
HeartlessMan:
Abike Dabiri don hammer.
😃
Politics › Re: PICTORIAL: Pastor Adeboye Meets Gov. Adeleke, Anoints Him by ecolime(m): 10:11am On Apr 29, 2023
One Nurudeen Adeleke is better than a thousand Oletola. Know this and know peace.
Politics › Re: Buhari Postpones 2023 Census, Says Tinubu To Determine New Date by ecolime(m): 10:09am On Apr 29, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Buhari is just shifting everything on my Asiwaju's head. He knows my Asiwaju is capable .
Capable like Banky W shey?

Just dey play. Stay there make pant dey wear you.
TV/Movies › Re: Acting Challenge Reality Show: Sam Dede, Ramsey Noah, Others To Mentor by ecolime(m): 10:07am On Apr 29, 2023
This is great

Skit makers no even make us reason traditional actors again
Family › Re: Borrowing & Not Repaying: Have You Ever Encountered Such From Family Or Friends? by ecolime(m): 7:15am On Apr 29, 2023
Na these same set of bad debtors dey patronise loan apps. You see dem shouting Palmpay up and down. Awon onigbese.

Don't borrow anybody money you can not gift them. Some Nigerians would rather pray for your death than refund the 5k they owe you. Lets be wise
Politics › Re: Southwest States To Launch Regional Electricity, Rail Projects by ecolime(m): 8:01pm On Apr 28, 2023
okeysoninv:
you should go rest oga
You wanna teach a fish how to swim? Lol

You could as well have used dictionary to search for their meanings instead of Google.

Humble yourself and learn from those wey pass you.
Politics › Re: Southwest States To Launch Regional Electricity, Rail Projects by ecolime(m): 7:54pm On Apr 28, 2023
okeysoninv:
they pays tax to Lagos ; paye, stamp duty, withholding tax. etc.
PAYE- They pay to LASG only for their workers living in Lagos. The same way they pay to state governments where the other employees live. Home address of employees determines where companies will send their PAYE to. This is why states with instability are loosing out.

Stamp duty- FIRS (Federal government)

WHT- FIRS (Federal government)


This is how it works
Politics › Re: Southwest States To Launch Regional Electricity, Rail Projects by ecolime(m): 7:14pm On Apr 28, 2023
okeysoninv:
contribution as how , do you know how much oil mobile drills a day. Multiply for example 300,000 barrel × $80 * 365days. You are getting in tune of $6b. How much revenue are they making in Lagos?
Is Mobil paying Taxes to Lagos State government?

Oil revenue goes to FG bucket which is then shared across all states.

You need to research more... lol
Politics › Re: Southwest States To Launch Regional Electricity, Rail Projects by ecolime(m): 7:12pm On Apr 28, 2023
BloomingDale:
Resource Control for South South, please. Hope the South South Governors take note. We have to take control of our resources to develop our region.

Any oil company not paying taxes to South South should be booted out of the region. Let them go drill their oil wherever they are paying their taxes to.

Any banks, companies etc operating in your region and not paying taxes should be booted out too. Priorities should be given to regional companies, banks etc etc. let’s all develop all region.

I ❤️ restructuring.
Corporates pay CIT to Federal government while the PIT of their employees are paid to the various state governments.

Just so you know most oil workers are based in Rivers state. You need to ask the SS governors what they use the Taxes collected for.
Politics › Re: Meet Tunde Rahman, The Unseen Voice Behind Tinubu by ecolime(m): 2:58pm On Apr 28, 2023
So na this mumu be Ireporter. E dey advertise himself for possible crumbs from the next administration.

Alatenuje
Car Talk › Re: Lagos State Number-Plate Recognition Camera Caught Man Driving With Expired Pape by ecolime(m): 2:48pm On Apr 28, 2023
It's been on for over 2 years now. Cameras dey Alausa and some parts of the Island. I think it's N20k. Once it captures your plate number and your docs are expired, expect auto-text messages immediately.

If God wan punish you, no come pay your fine on time, e go dey multiply. Maybe camera don snap the guy number plate 3 times.. lol
Politics › Re: NNPC Ex-GMD, Yakubu Sues EFCC, CBN, GTB Over Alleged Non-Release Of $9.8M by ecolime(m): 2:36pm On Apr 28, 2023
What effontery!!!

Andrew Yakubu wey suppose dey rot in jail as we speak. Our judiciary are complicit in all these corruption cases.

Thieves go dey sue government agencies on top loots and slush funds. Money wey dem no fit explain. This kain rubbish only happens in Nigeria.
Education › Re: Buses That Dumped Nigerian Students At Sahara Desert Finally Move by ecolime(m): 6:22pm On Apr 27, 2023
Thank God for them. Better late than never.

We had a great opportunity to change the direction of this nation on Feb 25th but some knuckleheads allowed themselves to be used by the devil.

We shall overcome one day🙏
Autos › Re: N4,600 TVT: Customs Agents Kick As Lagos Slams New Charge On Imported Vehicles by ecolime(m): 6:07pm On Apr 27, 2023
All these arbitrary fees will most likely be replicated by Tinubu at the Federal level.
Travel › Re: Massive Jubilation As First Flight Lands In Ebonyi International Airport (Pix) by ecolime(m): 6:03pm On Apr 27, 2023
Isobug:
Hmm....just from Abuja to Abakaliki.
The flight time is outrageous. Did the Pilots and crew lost direction?

Apparently, it is not supposed to be more than 55mins to 1h 5mins
Me sef wonder oo
Celebrities › Re: Jerry Springer Is Dead At 79 by ecolime(m): 3:51pm On Apr 27, 2023
RIP legend cry
Politics › Re: Anambra Government Distributes 200 Computers To Civil Servants In The State by ecolime(m): 3:28pm On Apr 27, 2023
This is not news

Isn't computer an essential worktool in this time and age? What's the publicity for?
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu And Shettima Move To Defence House by ecolime(m): 4:02pm On Apr 26, 2023
Stolen water is sweet but the end is never pleasant!
Politics › Re: Abiodun Sends Traditional Chiefs To Beg Adebutu Over Election Petition - Gazette by ecolime(m): 2:04pm On Apr 26, 2023
Freethinker87:
APC did not win Benue in the Presidential election. They won the Gubernatorial election though.
Was actually referring to the Governorship elections
Family › Re: Family Intending To Move To Abuja Needs Advice by ecolime(m):
Mindlog:
It is not advisable to move with your family, immediately. You alone have to go first, to survey what is on ground in terms of business opportunities, accommodation etc with less pressure. If you are okay with your findings then you can rent an accommodation and go back to the East to get your family.
@OP: Follow this advise.

Go alone first. Establish yourself then bring your family over. 6 months after getting there is enough for you to make a final decision.
Politics › Re: Abiodun Sends Traditional Chiefs To Beg Adebutu Over Election Petition - Gazette by ecolime(m): 10:34am On Apr 26, 2023
Na waoh

Which state did APC win squarely apart from Benue?

People are just fed up of the demonic party.
Business › Re: Payday Re-launches In Rwanda  with Spacex’s Starlink by ecolime(m): 10:08am On Apr 26, 2023
Payday-- Good product, bad customer service.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Abroad Remitted $168bn In Eight Years – World Bank by ecolime(m):
With the recent JAPA trend, it will double soonest.

Also, not all these inflows are remittances from Diasporans, a significant portion is due to more and more young lads getting remote international gigs.

Better days ahead 🙏
Education › Re: Nigerian Students In Sudan Awaiting Evacuation (Video/Photos) by ecolime(m): 10:00am On Apr 26, 2023
I pray they are repatriated ASAP.

But come to think of it, what on earth could have made this young ones JAPA to Sudan?

Are we sure it's truly for school? I honestly find this baffling.

Relocating to Sambisa forest is much better IMO.

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