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KingKingKing:
As I was removing my boxers I came.. This was years back o... Omo I was so embarrassed I could not look her in the face.... I had boasted the night before that I was super good only to embarrass myself..

We were in the room , a steamy session of romance , adrenaline rushing, trying to pull off my boxers naso I just vibrate gbam,match end before e start... I pray this never happens to my worst enemy o lmao

And you know what, she never broke up with me.. All she said was Just go and sleep.. Omo for bed I just dey cry silently lmaooo so embarrasing mehn

Yours was better. Mine was a very horrible one.
I have been whining dis chic for a while, and when she agreed to meet me for d match, I just came from work & I called her to meet me at home.

We sat on d bed gisting & I was rubbing my hands through her hairs & body but my dick couldn't erect. Babe saw that I wasn't making any move to lash, she planted a kiss on my lips & said that she was leaving.

I was weak. I tried fixing another match but she avoided me. Till date, we still see each other but we don't talk anymore.

It was very embarrassing.
Dick failure is synonymous to heart failure!!!

I was in your shoes some years ago but thank God, I didn't do it.

The worst of them all is FidelityPensions.

I have being going to their office in Kaduna to apply for the 25% of my contribution. I have never meet those guys in their Pension office. Anytime I go there, I would be told that they just left or they ain't coming to d office that day.

I wonder how they attend to their clients. I did with TrustFund Pensions, and anytime u go there, they are on seat to attend to u.

I know this guy na! He sales phone accessories b4 Maneks Hospital in Kakuri, Kaduna

Hmmmm!!! Like sum1 rightly said, it cause financial & mental drainage.

heniford2:
see as men where reaching to help if na follow men everyone will lock up funny world

That's d society we find ourselves. Especially, when she mentioned 'single mum', they begin to rush her to drop details.

It baffles me when I hear some people talk about marriage as if it's an award or some kind of achievement.

In my area, once u haven't gotten any child out of wedlock or officially married, they see u as an irresponsible person or that something is wrong with u. And, I begin to wonder what kind of mentality is that.

Oyerinde16:
I remember when I got disengaged by MTNN/IsonBpo, 2018, I took a month break, fell back on savings, registered a company and started from square one... Today I'm great full to God, those I left there still task me for financial help till today...

Bro, I was disengaged in 2017 by d same ISON BPO but I was under Airtel process.

Can we chat privately?

kingandamy4life:
Hello guys.this guy made a valid point. But one problem we always have is we never invest while we re working. You see amazing opportunities and you think your salary is God to you. Learn to invest. Your salary is a seed. No job in Nigeria has security.I lost my job but the investment I made is keeping me on and am not sure I want to even work for anybody. Guys invest and if you need a good investment advise you can hola at me

What kind of investment will u suggest cos I once did Phones & Accessories Business but it crashed.

I have been there. A very horrible situation & I almost commit suicide but thank God, I came out victorious.

Even though I am not where I am suppose to be, thank God for where I am today.

What skill or trade can I learn that offer high- income?

I have being thinking of CCTV & Automatic Gate Installation but I don't really know if it's worth it. A friend suggested I go for training to learn Ticketing for Travellers.

Drop any trade or skill you know I can earn between 20k to 100k per deal.

I dated one when I was in Ibadan, Oyo State. One thing is unique about their ladies, they are very sweet down there & I wonder if they rub honey inside their kpekus. But they are suspicious of everything around them. Always giving everything spiritual meaning.

#BringBackMosdi

I once sent one of my contacts an sms but I discovered that once it's d exact time I initially sent that my SMS, I saw it sent by itself.

I use Infinix X551.

Any recommendations or advice to stop this will be appreciated.

I made a deposit of 30k for a plasma TV of 37k . I was supposed to pay d balance of 7k after 1 week to collect d TV but this is d 3rd week & I haven't gotten d 7k.

I have being worried as all options to borrow has being exhausted. I have being thinking of possible ways to sort this out. I am thinking maybe I should go to d shop & tell them to give me more time or give me back my money if they can't give me more time.

Suggestions & recommendations are welcome.

Everything is now female. Men will soon be moved to another planet so u females can have all d jobs.

Imaging the world without Nairaland!!

I derive joy by coming here whenever I am bored or feel like smiling & I have never being disappointed.

In this forum, u will read the good, the bad & d ugly. But all seems hillarous!!!!

God bless Seun, God bless the op, God bless other members of this forum.

shizzle1:
another moro_n. Nnamdi Kanu only clained there are indigenous Igbos in benue state and he is ABSOLUTELY correct. Thesame thing this thread just futher revealed

So how and where did NK claim that the whole of benue state as igbo territory?

Problem with most of you online nuisances is that you are too blinded by hate and foolishness that its so difficult for you to comprehend simple english sentences

U swine have d audacity to insult me? Vagabond claiming territories.

Hmmm!!! Now I know the reason Nnamadi Kanu always claim Benue State is a Biafran territory.

I have being wondering why the IPod lord keep referring to Benue as their territory even when he was talking about the plan to install Sardauna of Oturkpo.

Just because u have people in one state those not make it yours.

From the Vibes & Rhythms of this write-ups, it is all crap & fabricated.
My instinct hardly disappoint me. I can feel the lies.

Anyone that can help me with a job in Abuja or Kaduna will be appreciated. I can even part with some token.

I have HND, Cooperative Economics & Mgt.

Bia!! Where dis guy? Come & drop game 4 us na.
I am beginning to like d guy with his predictions.

Mikocake:
Man UTD to score 1-3 goals. It entered baba

OK. that's Away 1-3 goals.
Nice one!!!!

Yes

XshegzzyeeiX:
Won!!!

We take a break tomorrow.
Until then, stay safe.

Rich regards.

I guess u need to check if that game really entered.

If that ManU match is 1 to 3 goals, as in Multigoals then it cut.

The match ended Sheffield 2- 3 ManU, which summed up to 5 goals.

EmmanuelOlaoluw:
The last game isn't listed on bet9ja

It's there.

Hmmm! I luv Nairaland with they people & their drama.

TkhGuy:
First thing first, you can't bang a girl you have feelings for so much or so long,

You will always fire your spark earlier, when you hear her scream or moans into your ears, you will loose control of your body jags and there it comes.

I noticed this when I had two girlfriend, both of them have hips but out of the two, one of them which was the one I got later lights my head on fire,

I can go 30m with the first one without coming, no pills nothing.she don't fancy long period sex.

But the second one it's hard for me to got 15 with her before 10 she would have come twice and will not want me to delay any longer, but if she is really Hot she will tell me I want you more.

Those are number one,

2. Exceecise do push up like 100, or above in 3 times like 40 or 50 once, or do hard energy requing task that will make you sweat hard, 7 days before meeting with her

3. I don't advice you to do this one if you are not a drinker, take one bottle of stout legend before the penalty.

4. If you are a smoker, fine but if you are not a smoker, be easy with is forth one, so it doesn't knock you off, take monkey tail after legend.

5. Learn & master how to leave your jags inside her pssy, slow down when you felt your spark about to ignite even if she is pulling you into it to bang her faster, or screaming faster or harder

You have to use the 3 & 4 one after the other..

If you combine all, that will be a bomb, she will probably run if her pssy is not frictionless.

No kill persin daughter o.. Abeg.. I like guys, they are ashame of their problems so they codedly read and troll but no comment, no wonder the view is going up.

Baddest

Dreyton36:
Simp on sight

Whether you stylishly collect number o
Whether you meet her one on one talk to her o
Las Las na fvck u wan fvck

Me no like many shakara at all
Once I don drag my kush and my Pepsi I'm good to go

First of all me na handsome guy with a nice physique
Money they pocket although not too much , but I'm good to go
Swag opor

If I meet babe, and I know say my intention na to just fvck her , I no need beat around the bush
This is how I do it

" What's up , my name's .......... I gotta be honest with you and I mean no disrespect if only you'll understand my point without taking it personal
I like your body shape and I must confess you look extremely sexy and beautiful , I don't wanna start preaching to you that I wanna date you and I'm gonna marry you just like other guys
And like I said earlier I mean no disrespect , I'm only being honest
I would love to get down with you if you don't mind

Alaye if she gree I nack her , if she no gree I free her
Some girls go curse u
Some girls go just laugh

Believe me some they fall like water , some go just take u as a comedian and u go nack her , u go get her contact if she be matured babe

Bad nigga