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Oh yes.

if anybody in the house knows of a lez, please recommend her to me.

i wouldnt mind if the other chick wanted to join us for action.

its one of my fantasy actually,to f u ck 2 very hot lesbos at the same time.

Depends on the kind of website servuce you use.
lets say,you meet someone on adultfriendfinder or adultspace, you better be careful because those sites and primarily designed for one night stands.

if you are a serious person,go to a christian website.at least you know who are likely to be on a christian dating site.

online dating is no different from any other form of dating.the internet is just an ice breaker.the real deal starts when you meet face to face.
i would believe that its better to narrow you online search to singles in your city or state.its easy to meet and see face to face.

think also about people who prefer dating certain races.lets say,you want to date an asian girl or samoan,latino or whatever.
if you live in the hood,like detroit or oakland or harlem.you have better chances to meet a descent match online than there in your hood.we are talking serious relationship here.

but if you are as rusty as your dad and mom,stuck in crap,and wont dare approach a woman from another tribe,race or country, then stick to your kind.go back to you f u ck ing village and find your maid there.

do you know why there are no more dinausaurs around? because they could adapt to the new world.

you want to adapt to the new world? go with the flow.

F u c k the african union.
you have presidents hailed as "great ones" in the afri an union.these presidents who have been in power for over 25 years.
your brother gadaffi has nurtured you and pampered you for years.why arent you sending help to him?
france invaded the ivory coast,what did you do?
mugabe has been president for over 27 years,what are you doing?

God,why did you make me an african?

So far tshisekedi and kamerhe seem to be gaining ground.
what the congolese people need is a responsible leadership.
i would vote for anyone who stand for justice,peace and stability.
like i said before;if kabila had demonstrated good leadership skills,justice and solid stability,the common congolese folk would have voted him.
the ugandans and rwandans will always be our brothers and neighbors.so,hating or loving them can soothe our inner itch,but it wont change a thing.
if we had a government that solidified the constitution and enforced the laws of the republic,we wouldnt care who is in power.
f u ck. i dont care if a chinese hermaphrodite was the president of the congo. bring sarah palin or rush limbaugh.as long as they enforce the reign of justice and peace and true freedom, i would vote for them.

bottom line; kabila needs gone.

@ caps28

God or Allah (depends on your faith), bless you for sharing about my home country.
dont mind that other guy who is arguing with you.if he had a family member in the eastern congo like me,he would have understood the pain of loosing family.

my prayer is that either etienne tshisekedi or vital kamerhe,wins the elections.they may usher our nation into a new era.

if joseph kabila was a good man,a man of justice and peace,we the congolese could have supported him.but the mofo is so dumb,and clueless.no management skills,no communication skills,no nothing.

at this point,all we want is justice and peace for all.

I belong to the 12 percent group of single men who would dare creeping in with a married woman. yes i have

Get a mask,hire a couple of bad boys.round up the mofo.beat him up.tell him,its harvest time.his sins have caught up with him.

the lady never told the neighbors because of the stigma and humiliation.it's an african thing

i understand your point.but i want you to advise us also not to feel you should marry someone because you've been intimate with them.dont let sex make you guilty.marry only because you both love each other and are compatible.
none than that,just hit and run.it's one to have sex,and it's another thing altogether different,to make love.
have sex with whoever,as long as they are of legal age,disease free and willing to f u ck you. but make love only to those "special" folks.

Botswana,zambia,namibia,swaziland,
mauritius,seychelles,djibouti are very safe countries.

leave gaays alone.
as long as they are not starting a rebellion or a riot,they must be treated like other citizens.

another imposter trying to act like an african american.

i can smell an imposter.and the poster smells like one.

just gro a set of t e st i cles

The children's names are even funnier than the story.
common, who names his/her children; fineseed,flourish,evidence? wow.

I have no idea how it is done in the uk, but based on what most people do here in the states,i would give you some tips.

go to the immigration service,and ask for his records.he may have become a citizen. go to the hospital where u were born.maybe they have more infos on your biological dad.

bearing in mind that he may be deceased,try to find death records. ask ur mum for more infos about him.his friends,his family.u will be surprised to know that u have alot of relatives who live in england.

please,keeps us posted if u have a breaktrhough.i would like to share your joy.

Praying wont solve the issue. i wish pray worked magic.but it doesnt.

the man is a dog. prayer doesnt work on dogs.even the good book says that dogs shouldnt eat children's bread.

the lady has to understand that her st upid husband is a dog.when your dog becomes uncontrollable,you put it to sleep.

kick that bas tard out,let him be free to do whatever the f u ck he is longing for. someday he will look back and blame his a s s for ruining his household.

Divorce him.go out and play with other men.both married and single.

after the fun,then reality with catch up with you.then you ll realize that the guys you played with,where only interested in one night stands. they dont want to be with a woman who has had kids with another man.

then,when you ll try to go back to your husband and make the relationship work, it will be just a minute too late.his new teenage wife,will be already 4 months pregnant with his baby.
did i mention that his new wife will have banana t i t s just like all men prefer them? good size hips,full lips and lazy eyes.

my point is, dont come to nairaland for a meaningful advice.especialy when it involves your marriage.go for professional counselling.not from your pastor.unless you want him to break your marriage.

one day you will look back and thank me for this. go to a professional marriage counsellor. it will help you alot.

Dump him. he is an evil ba st ard who needs to be hanged.

i would kill to have a woman like you.thats if you are not a plus size model.
by the way,his behaviour has nothing to do with being a nigerian. there are many nigerians who are very faithful to their wives. his behaviour is a personal choice he has made.

go for a professional counselling.if he doesnt change,then divorce him and move on with life

Take it easy on me.you are the one with problems and needing help.why fire back at me with such heat.
you seem to indulge in the little pampering you get from kids on nairaland who have no real life experience and who still live in fantasyland.
be mature enough to accept different opinions.especially from wise people.

if you really need help,invest in the services of a professional counsellor.
so far everybody is cajoling you and soothing your ego.
i am the only one who gave you a real life advice.

again,you are the one suffering,not me.

May be god wants you to become a missionnary to the massai.

i am sure you may have an idea about the massai but you cant remember them. try youtube.