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Priceless360:
I got the message too. Mine is 15th.don't knw how to get dere @ if u have any info about the place pls let me knw

send me a WhatsApp message if u in lag so we plan going together, don't know how much hotels will cost in bonny though, 07034511483

How much do hotels cost in bonny island

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There are people in this world I will never forgive unless they meet me on the line on rapture day to apologise before it gets to my turn so I can make heaven, before my hellish experiences, I will share an embarrassing one that resulted in my lack of self confidence with regards women through out my teenage years despite lots of admirers,
It was jss2 at model college ifako when the school just started and water was scarce, we used reservoirs then to store and fetch water filled by a tanker, a night before I fetched my water and chained it to my locker despite taunts from my classmates of being a tool or mummy's boy, anyway as fate will have it there was scarcity in the morning and I was glad to be right, I walked tall with my towel and bucket to the backyard bathroom, and while bathing, the moment I applied little soap to my face and it started hurting my eyes I noticed my water had vanished, bucket and all, I struggled and wiped the soap with my towel to catch a glimpse of the thief absconding, anyway I decided to take the high Road and fetch another, and with my towel, a bucket and a bowl, I walked to the female hostel, the gate man even allowed me cross the road in my towel to the female hostel (irresponsible man), I got there and thankfully didn't meet anybody, I quickly filled my bucket and bowl while thinking on how to run away till I heard lots of voices, voices of girls, plenty of them like they just finished an assembly, I hurriedly placed the bowl on my head and carried the bucket, all the girls filled the reservoir with many coming in front of me, I was ashamed cos I saw many of my crushes coming at me, I closed my eyes and attempted to walk briskly away when it happened, my towel dropped to the floor, with me still carrying a bowl on water on my head and a bucket in my hand, oh GOD, the ladies laughed, they mocked my bombom color and size, mocked my tool size, I refused to open my eyes, instead of dropping the buckets and running away, I attempted to pick up my towel, I and successfully showed my anus to some of the ladies as well, my legs were shaking, I have had enough, so broke down in tears, I wailed uncontrollably, I walked naked with the bowl on my head and bucket on my hand out of the female hostel, I fell sick afterwards and made sure I changed school as well, I hate all those ladies and have never forgiven them, brb

timbs001:
Hey buddy, I am scared of dangerous Heights and chickens too. Can't even kill a chicken sef

thank God the sensible people just arrived, why are we like that sef, I try to check to see if anything with my childhood caused it, really beats men

Kennycool1:
O.P abeg Beta dey sup for here, leave the thread let me listing to children love game this evening, or u done turn to bad belle people ?

how are u sure that lady stalker na girl, could be a guy and ur witnessing a gay meet up, does such things amuse u? Anyway like any bad captain, I will abandon ship, please enjoy away the desperation of that lady on the young man

Kennycool1:
Confirm my guy, with correct cow shit......

cow shit, really cow shit, what tribe are u and what do u eat that with, semo or wheat

Mod please it's unfair my thread has been converted to a brothel or an Ashewo pick up or love garden, delete this thread, I wan create another filled with crap, so people could express their bad upbringing in public again. # delete this thread

Cutehector:
u wana knw wat I look like?

I really don't want to, u disappoint me, if I wanna act crass to strangers I will give u a pm for express tutoring, though I warn u, such a meet might be a life lesson to u, show respect cos it's civilised to do so

If I desire the comments of people, I get that already through Wat I do, from people that matter with proven excellence in something, my threads are meant to amuse myself not as a critique to any issue or to seek relevance in a meaningless forum, please refrain from commenting if possible, read it, hate it, like it, it's your right, just as it's mine to upload whatever crap I like, warning to people like Cutehector who apparently has lost all manners or class

Cutehector:
cmon shut it.... U come in here and create crap and expect us to say symphatize wit u... My gosh

I create crap, I expect u to read, click on exit and move along to other threads, must u comment especially shoe such crass, u little kid, have respect for people u don't know, I open whatever thread I like and type whatever crap I like, it's free on nl, it will do u alot of good to walk away from my threads next time Bro, u don't like it u look away, wish I could see u now so I see the mouth that asked me to shut it

Captainswag225:
o.p u need serious prayers

now this is mature response, he said something but said nothing but he understood Wat he read, that yeye lady and womanwrapper hector, take a cue

SexyStrawberry:
Lolzzzzz and he expects us to understand those mismatched jargons that he put up there called words! he types like a kid n expects mature response! kikikikikikikikikiiiki
Laff wan burst my belle heheheheheheheehe

u Berra apologise, u not sure I ain't the super mod, I will ban u till jesus comes, warn yasef, fact is that ur really not smart, it takes intelligence to decipher jargons into words dear, never heard of hidden meanings, call me a kid, chai, I have suffered

I must admit this forum is filled with unintelligent people, the ability to comprehend is very poor, is it cos u mostly kids or is this on purpose, smh

Cutehector:
lol d op sef... Comin to form crap..

warn yasef

SexyStrawberry:
SECONDED

even a female has such a terrible heart, GOD Forbid

Cutehector u must be a devil

Give me eba with a good serving of ofe nsala or ofe ora with assorted, liver, kanda and a bottle of origin, I must place the soup plate on the left and garri on the right, today I say, my story must change and I reversed it, oboy after eating I remained hungry in fact the food no taste well cos soup dey right eba dey left, if eba is sticky I can't chop it, if onion is visible in the food I will abandon it, u dare serve me okro soup I will swear for u, u serve me new yam I will vomit, I must sleep on the left side of the bed, I prefer sour things to sweet things, I am scared of dangerous heights and chickens, Oh God my wahala plenty, I have 12 fingers and toes, I believe I am from Mars, are there other Martians on nairaland, please I feel so alone

Raymondenyi:
I really seem not to understand when I see some "blind" Nigerians moaning over the united states not helping Nigeria during the then regime of Nigeria's most corrupt leader... For those that do not know, the United states is a sane country where there systen works, human rights are obeyed, there is no immunity clause (as everyone is subject to the law) every and anyone can be arrested and jailed (as a matter of fact the immediate past governor of New jersy is cooling his ass of jail), for this to work like that they have strong institutions they all obey to the latter... it will only be logical that they will want to deal with country's that respect same (Patrick Leah's bill). .. just like he said, Nigeria should not blame the United states for their failure to fight against terror, rather their indiscipline and disgraceful attitude should be blamed...

So for those castigating the U.S; I'll wanna beg you, to please hail them, while we look inwards into our problems and try to fix them, who amongst us hasn't been brutalized or abused by the Nigerian security agents; is it supposed to be so? Such never happens in sane climes...we have been so bastardized down here, we no longer know what's right, or wrong.

I am following Leah, and many otherworld human right agency's including the U.S, and our security apparatus, any perceived human right violation I see, i'll immediately upload and tag all these people, with the Harshtag
#continues Human rights abuse in Nigeria#. #america say no aiding #

I'll wanna beg y'all Nairalanders to join me; if this is the only way we can bring nigeria and her wack security apparatus to their right course then so be it....

And as for those that will come here to post rubbish... my only prayer for you, is you visit countries outside, see how things work, and have a rethink... if u have and still persist in your ignorance; I can only pray for you, as u are bound to DIE in your crass ignorance; and my prayer: u be sentenced to another Nigeria -like country in the land beyond..



Please fellow me on twitter ; so y'all can retweet b!! @ Raymondenyi....

#WeMustSetNigeriaBackOnTack#.

For our children sake; for posterity will judge me if I bring my children to this hellhole, without fighting to make it a better place... thank y'all nL's looking forward to ur support...

C.C: exxell,Eddygourdo ,dearpreye

Well said, following sharpaly, the mere concept of failure is no longer a distant mirage the moment people deny truths facing their noses, it's easier to blame everyone else for our in capacities, in fact it's more convenient to do so, afterwards we keep wondering why we still in our ghetto hell hole, If u care for generations unborn please sow a seed of telling hurtful truths once in a while, cheers

Raymondenyi:
God bless u my brother!!! I really need ur kind to gear up n re engineer our black youths, for a better Black race!!! I made thesame comment and was abused by thesame Oreos, like many other commentators here!!! But how do u expect to grow when U can't even identify and accept ur problems (as that is d first step in solving it)... I think I ain't mincing words when I say Africa is doomed... se south Africa right now, speedily plummeting since their independence.. right now, they are beginning to experience electricity challenge... God help us.

Bro i'll need u and the OP, in the thread i'm about to create

count me in anytime such a thread comes to fruition, it's the little contribution I can make to this race of dancers, merry makers and visionless beings called Africans who prefer looking backward instead of forward, eg the yeye Ishilove pointing out the great pyramids as our pride in 2015

abdulwastecx:
poverty in Africa is not limited to black Africa ( I consider it over generalization). Egypt a light skin Africa country is not performing better than Nigeria, Botswana ( black southern Africa country ) is doing better than Tunisia ( light skin north Africa nation).
Algeria is a poorer country than say Angola despite her oil wealth. poverty is not a black Africa phenomenon alone my brother.

You do have some valid point on how we haven't been able to take some advantage we have, like the abundant fossil fuel that has not been used to power our nation and head us towards industrialization, or abundant arable land that we haven't take advantage of to become net food exporters, or our iron ore deposit that we haven't translate into something huge.

The solution to me is in education, colonization was a disaster for most Africa state, people with conflicting ideologies were lumped together for selfish European capitalism, institutions were not put in place and Africans were educated in a way that will make us mentally dependent on the west. Thanks to the internet age and the emergency of stronger Asia power house (China, Korea and japan), The initiative is gradually moving east and we cant afford to missed out.

brother the Asian economy grew after realisations that they were behind the west, behind the world, they weren't very good in sports, they weren't excellent in warfare, they aren't models either, but they were very smart people capable of great things, they realised their inferiority to the west at the time but realised their advantages and thanks to Mao of China, systems were created to enable technological advancement, they stole ideas and made them theirs, the Chinese almost never invented much but they innovated technologies and from these created an enabling environment that ensure they became the production capital of the world, they tied their currency to the dollar and traded on that irrespective of their currency strength, nations must realise their weakness and raise strengths towards overcoming such weaknesses

Ishilove:
Another self-hating son of Ham.

daughter of Ham, I don't hate myself but truth will be told, if u never criticise urself or ur achievements, you will always be a mediocre, to realise our short comings and say it out loud is no self hate, it's similar to the voice in the wilderness, he who has ears let him hear and if change will come we must first realise how deeply we are sunk

abdulwastecx:
I am really surprised by after years of education people can still come up with pseudo science racist rant about Africa and her people.

Humans are the same biologically in terms of intellect and reasoning, culture may differs but human are of same specie.

Majority of the world population lives in third world countries with conditions similar to ours. India has the world poorest people, most Asian countries are poor, so many south America countries are poor, so many eastern European countries are poor, non energy produce middle east/north Africa countries are poor. poverty is widespread in the world we live today because humans are greedy.

United state, so called most advanced nation have 90% of her wealth in the hand of 5% of the population ( thanks to capitalism), people pay exorbitant taxes to fund war in middle east, most the middle class live the rat race( work for cooperation to pay mortgages, government taxes etc).

Nigeria will be a great nation if we have more people that will think out of the box instead of castigating the system. we have arable land waiting for investment in commercialized agriculture, we have large population ready to consume any real estate, consumer goods manufacturing, steel, materials you can produce. Dangote is making billions by investing in the system instead of blaming his skin, geography for his predicaments

Bro look at all areas of comparative advantage we have and yet no development, tell me why the whole of black Africa is backward developmentally, tell me why despite our educational strides we have nothing to show for it, tell me why Africa is a failed continent, we aren't good people and that's the fact, our failures is not just a Nigerian problem but a problem inherent with any black community anywhere in the world, we are ghetto people, even in developed climes most ghetto communities are black dominated, If you don't criticise and point out failures you can never re-engineer anything for greatness. My two cents

I totally agree with the op, the inferiority of the blacks that abound is exactly why some people on this thread didn't understand him, the black man is destined to be ruled and never to rule, he simply lacks the capacity, it's a fact that in a developed system in sane climes the black man can hold his head even higher than most Europeans as evidenced by our strides in Europe and America but we can never create such environment cos we don't have the capacity to do so , Africa is a failed continent, no successful government anywhere, the nations who have any form of working systems had a largely white presence not too long ago, even these systems are failing today since the black man took them over, there is no future with the black man, he is just a superstitious consumer who likes to dance and merry hoping tomorrow will take care of itself without making any plans for such tomorrow, Africa needs to be recolonized, so that it can develop, we will do better after such developments has come to fruition but before that we have to wallow in the filth called Africa and manage our divine inferiority to every other race

Maurista:
I only got this today> Following ur invitation by FPOG Bonny 4 a computer based test on 5/09/15,u are requested to come with any form of national ID to the ICTC,uniport by 2.00pm. bt didn't get the other message

same as me bro, but I entered pH today, what about u

CivilzedTyger:
And His daughter's name is toto does dat word have a different meaning in french cause his a frenchman

let's hope so else a visit to Nigeria will leave his entire family in tears

If the boy is deaf and dumb, how was he able to tell his parents exactly, wats happening here

agarawu23:
jokes section pls......

man of infinite wisdom, I put am in family section, do ur worst

Sabrwahaqqo:
You should come and take permission from me before sleeping with your wife when you get married you hear , yeye man

#No abuse pls-
Its apparent you knew you failed to make sense, so, why did you decide to make a fool af yoself

Smh 4 u o

clap for urself, you just got ur morning pill of insulting a stranger, u read, u don't like it, u exit thread, and open urs, a phone or computer shouldn't make u insult ur elders

After this incident, I always avoided any lady whose name starts from "L" with a plague, I remember in 2006 I was in my finals in the university and was dating that L-lady, I was called up by my father to come stay at home for the weekend and feed the dogs cos he had a business meeting to attend to, I sharpaly went and invited my girl come my papa house, boy was it magic, we did the do like rats on heat, from evening till morning from morning till evening and on Saturday evening haven just dismounted I heard a vehicle sound enter the compound, I heart leapt, I checked through the window and na my papa, jesus, dress up, get out, am naked now, where is my pant eddygourdo, all these were screamed while we scampered, my dad was at the door knocking, in order not to delay and raise suspicion I let him in with the girl still in the house, in fact his bedroom was opposite my bedroom where I hid the girl, I ran in and saw this silly lass doing her make up, I wan kill am, I wanted to sneak her out through the back door once I notice my dad is distracted, after warning her , my father came out and as the Lord will have it went towards the front door, I saw my chance, we tip toed out across the parlour before my mission was successful my father was about entering the parlour while we were both there na so I shout, daddy oh look at the window see that big snake (actually there was a snake.... Not that big though) hoping that distraction will allow her run, na so this girl shout, jesus I hate snakes, jesus eddygourdo it's very big, my father turn look inside parlour see girl wey carry bra for hand looking dishevelled and screaming in his parlour, na so he shout yekpa, my father was screaming (I couldn't discern if it's cos of the girl or the snake), the girl was screaming and calling my name removing any possibility of urs truly denying ever knowing her, na so I pick race, I noticed the girl joined me, my papa join am grab cutlass follow me, the snake might have joined in the race but I can't corroborate, anyway long story short, my entire kindred heard I turned my father's house to a brothel, I broke up with her while I was locked outside in attrition for my crimes etc, many years has passed (I wonder y she not married), she calling me back, begging me dat our love is made in Tokyo, I am single but not searching but I like them FWB things, should I forgive and remount my old reliable tested and trusted horse, no insults please