₦airaland Forum

HenryDion:
Yea bro. The greatest liar of all time. Fear is natural but allowing it to control important areas of your life is far from normal. Was once a victim but thank God. I have overcome.

thank God for ur life, as a child many things scared me that darkness spelt doom, to enter a room alone na war, affected me so badly I bedwetted for a long time, the major worry with fear is it's aftereffect on the individual, I can cause depression and anxiety

HenryDion:
Inspirational. Well, fear is an embedded trait that exist in every living creature. Anyone who claims to have never felt that emotion is nothing but a robot.

not just a robot but also a liar.

Those who read my tolotolo debacle will remember how traumatic it was for me, I ask myself everyday why couldn't I but not run away, in fact why is running away the best option to humans when faced by fear, if you gather a battalion of soldiers and disarm them, tell them to pass the night in a room then cover urself with a large white bedsheets after applying lots of powder to ur face and red paint to ur lips, jump into their midst screaming and u will see commotion, people scammering away calling their mothers and their gods to save them, at that moment u can't even differentiate the brave from the coward, this reaction can also be observed by a loud bang or explosive sound in a market, nobody waits to even find out, some don't bother looking back but run away as fast as they can to safety, I think cowardice is a primordial instinct of survival present in all living things especially in humans, I believe we all cowards and naturally fearful, though it's by overcoming fearful moments that heroes are identified, so no shame in being afraid or trying to overcome your fear, I am about leaving my house and if I run into that chicken puffing up as usual I will stand like a man but if I fail and run, I won't feel ashamed anymore cos it's primordial. good Friday peeps

Since yours truly has been on forced holiday thanks to my yeye employer, I have become an avid church goer, I woke early for morning mass and went despite signs I had a bloated tummy, of course I looked out to ensure that yeye tolotolo which terrorises me hasn't come out yet, I bolted out and away to church I went, I soon settled down on my favourite pew hoping to be alone thanks to people who arrive such events without bothering to brush their mouth and they intend to sing every song loudly, my joy was quickly extinguished by an elderly man who joined me, all through the mass this man kept plucking his nose and playing with the resulting crude he dug up, I eyed him repeatedly in disgust but he looked away, as a Catholic I knew he must be joking if he thinks I will give him any peace of the Lord, I promptly ran out during the period to ensure I returned during communion and this man brought out his hand to shake me, I looked at him and said Never, the moment I looked away he forcefully shook me and left a trail of grime on my palm, I shrieked in horror, I didn't wait to quarrell with him, I ran out, running fast to go home and wash my hands, not soon had I exited the church gate did I see her, I have chyked her many times before and she rejected me, I ran and shook her hand, before she could say jack I touched her on her hair, shirt etc cleaning my hand with style and saying hello meantime, we baded off and I noticed she kept smelling herself and feeling weird, not soon had I got home, she sent me a stink text message of how she found out Wat i did, as she met someone who observed the whole incident, how do I apologise to this dame, I am hoping to score on an FWB level

Dotwillis1:
What is he saying

slow

Yes my people, it's true, stupidity is when people don't follow popular opinion, stupidity is when people dwell their decisions on feelings such as love, in fact stupidity is when people behave normally, how can some argue with the wise ladies and white men of today that men shouldn't be argued with and bent to submission by the constant desire to conquer the so called ego and it's a "man's world syndrome" I look at my female friends and relatives, the married and the unmarried, the married and the divorced ones amongst them, I came to the conclusion above cos only a foolish person will stay in a marriage and work it out good or bad, only a foolish person will obey her husband like a slave by doing useless house chores in this century, only a foolish person will remember that a woman has a marriage window age after which she becomes "best before", in fact only foolish people will strive to build a life with the person who came into their life cycle of existence whether he rich, poor, educated or even born again, if a lady met 50 men per day from puberty to death at 90, she would have only met 1460000 men out of the billions that exist, it's out of that number ur enemies, ur chykers, ur friend zoned, ur friends, ur colleagues and course mates, and if possible boyfriends and husband will be. No more, there will be billions u will never meet even if u agbani darego, now how many meet 50 men a day, hmmmmm so technically most married women didn't wait to even meet 2 per day and they married and settled while some are waiting at 32 for Mr right, that lady who didn't wait must be a foolish person, she made lemonade from the lemons life brought her way, Wat a foolish girl she should have waited for Apple juice from future possibilities of getting apples, Wat about that divorcee (except on acceptable reasons), maybe she listened to the wise women, the women liberators, the Oprah Winfreys, that foolish woman who closed her ears and faced her home knowing none is perfect and succeeded in modelling it to what she wants, hmmmmm these happily married ladies are the way they are while feminists and female liberators are pulling swords online, as our faces are different despite our similarities so are marriages, relationships and friendships, only the foolish girls know this piece of wisdom, officially I am looking for a foolish girl, if interested in my advert, please send ur updated cv and cover letter stating ur height, physiognomy and beliefs. NB: present and past olosho don't respond to that advert, mtcheew

You would notice that his members are predominantly women, oh so gullible

crackhaus:
Hehehehehe.... ROTFLMAO!!!

I died

don't mind that yeye shark of a girl,

crackhaus:
Baba you don vex?

no at all no mind me

KoloOyinbo:
Well they could speak for themselves if not for the fear of persecution. But I guess they simply want to be able to live free from persecution, hurting no one and not being discriminated against!

I don't think that's too for them much to ask.

Instead we get savage, ignorant and barbaric laws that jail and kill them for what two consenting people do in private!

clearly in Nigeria as observed even on nairaland there are gays going about their business in their bedrooms and secret places without hindrance, no disturbance whatsoever, then they come out for public recognition and acceptance, for marriage, for child adoption, please who is disturbing the balance, if it's all about expression of feelings and love, are we disturbing them? why are they disturbing our peace to accept them or their convictions, can't that be left in their bedrooms and they leave our institutions alone? why should other people be forced to understand Wat is against their understanding, in education being enlightened means respect of the majority and minority opinion, forget the laws, we don't disturb gays who don't disturb us

KoloOyinbo:
And I don't hate you, I only condemn your irrational fear and condemnation! LOL

Seriously I don't want you to be upset, angry or fearful. There have always been a small proportion of people who are gay and always will be a small proportion. That does not make the rest of us less 'straight' - I promise you this. You will be happier if you just relax and live and let live! I have many gay friends and straight friends and friend I don't know what their sexuality is. I don't actually care!

I just care that I get my two weeks in Lagos next month to make my pepe and chop my little babe who I will marry! Its sad that there is so much hatred on Nairaland - if it is not anti gay then its tribal etc. I accept that after all nobody is perfect - (although I do come close ).

I like ur stance and reasoning but please oh as a rational being educate me on the freedoms gays are looking for in Africa, and expantiate on these freedom and rights with respect to ur understanding of human rights and respect

GodnGold:
Am not throwing stones Eddy,but some things are left unsaid or untyped rather.I have read this thing you wrote and didn't find it funny,educative or reasonably you.Why did you walk this lane?Why?

no offence taken, it wasn't meant to be funny but my expression at my awe that a lady who was in bed with me (apparently cheating) could ask me why her boyfriend (the night caller) was accusing her of cheating cos he felt so via her response to him, don't you see that as hypocrisy or even my apparent lie just to continue Wat we were doing

Kimoni:
20 - 0

Yeye bouy

am not a boy oh, warn yasef, if I catch u, my manliness will be proved, 20-0? Ur tipsy dear

Kimoni:
Identify yourself - are you for us or against us?

Wat did we play today, prove your allegiance

By the way, Kimoni, dat dp are u a fan or a wannabe

Kimoni:
you have not finished eating that small titus fish wey you catch, you dey find shark

Yeye bouy....

hahahaha hahaha, you have finished me oh, small Titus, bisola must hear this oh, jesus, your mouth bad oh