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folakemigeh:





My eyes must be deceiving me:



I thought i saw my Boyfriend over reacted after "losing target" and i just assumed he doesn't know how to do dat tin

Folakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ma lo gboyun wale

drizslim:
5XPKFS5

brethren, if u Knw what that number is for.. Don't go to Ur village for xmas.. Ur village people are not finished with u yet!

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Okay, by this are you referring to international investment analysts with special interest in u2.5, 1.5 12 1x odd etc.

kennygee:
This is Emem from TY Bello and Lara George's girl group back in the day, the group was called "Kush".

Gbamucious gbam! Emem the rapper bah!

kennygee:
This is Emem from TY Bello and Lara George's girl group back in the day, the group was called "Kush".

You head dey dere! emem the rapper bah?

You mean "In the oza room"

let sponsor a Castration Bill for all pedophile and rapist at National Assembly.






#iamsoosadrightnow

yanabasee:
Jeez.....Must be located somewhere at the central area...

No, Maitama, Nicon Junction

yanabasee:
Jeez.....Must be located somewhere at the central area...

no maitama nicon junction

shidren of nowadays. this one wey suppose to dey ware pata dey go buy koke and biscuit for uncle gal friend. I tire oh!

Kendroid:
Na like 300K dis Niqqa carry for hand so

Ogbolobgbo! Akiika! I hail oh!

BluntBoy:
Bro, I am a virgin. I don't need condom yet.

Okay oh! I yaff hear you, kwantiniu

BluntBoy:
And I don't even know what a condom sachet looks like.

Just like Rotimi Amaechi has never stole before

Sylverly:
He should just go into barbing , he might produce a hit hairstyle

oh my ribs!

Uyi168:
..Germany and spain cnt be in the same group..

yes they can, germany is seeded in pot 1 while spain is in pot 2 and remember european have more reps than other continents

Itzurboi:
lol, her nick for be "yeyerolling"

haaaaaa! my rib don they ache oh! whenever i see her now, i just zoom-off. i am still good with her mum & siblings though, nah she just be Oliver-twist

Itzurboi:
She dey craze, she baked her cake, eat and still WANNA have it

imagine the hoelosho even reported me to my pastor, meanwhile, nah she double-dated, when the bubble don burst, she come dey tell say make I reconsider all the years spent together. yeye they smell mtceew

I experienced a similar thing 'bout 8 years ago, i proposed (we dated for 4 years) and she said "give me some time", i waited six months, nothing was forth coming, i moved on to a better terrain, i got married to a nice woman and i am happy. this same hoelosho nearly stopped my wedding, latter i got to know she was hobnobbing with one young politician while i was trying the best to make her achieved her dream of becoming a pharmacist. the same hoelosho is still single with nothing to show for all her escapade up till this moment oh! so my guy, move on,

snake everywhere, one was killed close to my residence yesterday while I was at work, 'cause the killers were not nairalanders, pix were not taking.

Vickytall:
you are stupid and you know it.......yeye nwachibuzor

fat girl spotted

shinarlaura:
Why do almost everybody telling me this. Like "u re missing something sweet" but i find it not good at all. I ve tried eating it but whenever i do, i ll vomit it.

well, "one man meat is another man's poison" I am also allergic to nunu (milk gotten from cow) and each i tried to tell my pals here in the north, they find it hard to understand.

shinarlaura:
Snake

The head of a fish

ahh! u dey miss oh! I remembered those days at sango-ota, mama saheed always reserved the biggest of the fish head for me

Uyi168:
Apart from ndidi and moses,others are bench warmers..

no bro, igalo, obi, troost-ekong, balogun, sheu, simon moses etc are not benchwarmers in there teams, google is your friend bro. seems u only watch EPL?

you mean she-man/he-woman (i am confused) was thrown over the gate just like "felele" football?

Dr. abeg hold on to ur ministerial post oh! Ekiti is no go area for APC oh! Oshoko don take stomach-infrastructure reset dem brain oh!

Common dope head, shebi u dey form gay activist for nairaland, if rely you want to free your yansh-bleeper partner-in-crime, i know my way around abj very well. come around let be introduce you to the likes of PPRO or crime-burster called Abba Kyari, they will be glad to help you and your slowpoke, confused homo-sapien friend to kuje prison where u will be served with "ewa-olomi" and a&& bleeped by all kind of maggot infested pryck for 14 yrs. IDIOTA.

dvkot:
Hi mofafucka











Bye muthafucka

I am always scare whenever i read about pedophile and rapist on nairaland, but be-warned if u come near my "pinky rose" suicide will be your best option.




#teamcastratepedophli&rapist

dvkot:
#freebobrisky gay is no crime

if dem born u wella, come out under ojuelegba bridge for lagos, eagle square for abj, arara market, kano main market etc and proclaim to the whole world that u be gay, u and ur mentor (boborisky) nah 14yrs minimum for maximum kirikiri dey wait u. oponu radarada mtcheeew.

kingPhidel:
Gay and rape stories are common in westside then money ritual and fake pastors plenty for eastside meanwhile sleeping with teens age 3 to 6 plus bombing are northside incline... I weak

haaaaaaaaaa! but this is good observation, hope the police and NGOs can work together to correct these ills.

abiolaokenke30:
wow! Nairalanders must be licking their lips! thanks for sharing!

see ur life, upon all the slay queen like .......................................... way be Nairalander, nah dis semi-hoelosho we go die for?

kongrats gal! but why u dey roll ur tongue like that?

InwehAkpevwe:
Pepper soup on my mind... Abeg who get cold pami make he bring am come o cause d parry is abt 2 start. #spreads mat on the floor waiting 4 yall .

Here come the pammy my guy

thedondada:
Yawa.

Groom is very dumb. Your home boys should have been scouting round the compound forming security. They know all your old lays and none of them would have entered into the premises talk of the church itself.

Niggas never learn. Be prepared for the worst when you're dealing with a woman.

Yeah bro! you are so so so on point