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I bin dey expect to see somethin else, dat miss Niger be like skeleton wey primary winch don touch for village.

Mysselff2:
I just dey wonder why lala just like snakes

lala nah from karashika republic nao.

gozzlin:
Chai, this woman fine o! See cleavage!
Would make a perfect sugar mummy.
Alas, she's a kleptomaniac. So sad

Hin be like say primary winch for ur village dey monitor u oh! abi u won make dem KNIFE ni?

Ladies, when u see a bully like this fella trying to assault you or already assaulted you once, and you know you cannot match him, Abeg walk away jejely and report him to law enforcer, trying to abuse him will only lead to more assault or death.

Castrate this IDIOT before sending him to gay-prison

OP is this the famous Grace of Zimbabwe or a new care giver employed to nurse the aged Mugabe?

buzzmania:
No wonder your best rapper is olamide.That dude sounds like he's always choking on some d!ck.

Where do you place MI, Jessy Jagz, Vector, Mode 9,Ikechwuku Ill-bliss, Wale etc, Yes Olamide is good but i rely don't see him as a rap artist.

this one nah 2&0ver1.5

Slayer2:

You be single-mother?

I wont hide my kid to be with any slay queen, if u aren't cool with me like that, Jump into the Lagoon. mtcheeeeeew

folakemigeh:





My eyes must be deceiving me:



I thought i saw my Boyfriend over reacted after "losing target" and i just assumed he doesn't know how to do dat tin

Folakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ma lo gboyun wale

drizslim:
5XPKFS5

brethren, if u Knw what that number is for.. Don't go to Ur village for xmas.. Ur village people are not finished with u yet!

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Okay, by this are you referring to international investment analysts with special interest in u2.5, 1.5 12 1x odd etc.

kennygee:
This is Emem from TY Bello and Lara George's girl group back in the day, the group was called "Kush".

Gbamucious gbam! Emem the rapper bah!

kennygee:
This is Emem from TY Bello and Lara George's girl group back in the day, the group was called "Kush".

You head dey dere! emem the rapper bah?

You mean "In the oza room"

let sponsor a Castration Bill for all pedophile and rapist at National Assembly.






#iamsoosadrightnow

yanabasee:
Jeez.....Must be located somewhere at the central area...

No, Maitama, Nicon Junction

yanabasee:
Jeez.....Must be located somewhere at the central area...

no maitama nicon junction

shidren of nowadays. this one wey suppose to dey ware pata dey go buy koke and biscuit for uncle gal friend. I tire oh!

Kendroid:
Na like 300K dis Niqqa carry for hand so

Ogbolobgbo! Akiika! I hail oh!

BluntBoy:
Bro, I am a virgin. I don't need condom yet.

Okay oh! I yaff hear you, kwantiniu

BluntBoy:
And I don't even know what a condom sachet looks like.

Just like Rotimi Amaechi has never stole before

Sylverly:
He should just go into barbing , he might produce a hit hairstyle

oh my ribs!

Uyi168:
..Germany and spain cnt be in the same group..

yes they can, germany is seeded in pot 1 while spain is in pot 2 and remember european have more reps than other continents

Itzurboi:
lol, her nick for be "yeyerolling"

haaaaaa! my rib don they ache oh! whenever i see her now, i just zoom-off. i am still good with her mum & siblings though, nah she just be Oliver-twist

Itzurboi:
She dey craze, she baked her cake, eat and still WANNA have it

imagine the hoelosho even reported me to my pastor, meanwhile, nah she double-dated, when the bubble don burst, she come dey tell say make I reconsider all the years spent together. yeye they smell mtceew

I experienced a similar thing 'bout 8 years ago, i proposed (we dated for 4 years) and she said "give me some time", i waited six months, nothing was forth coming, i moved on to a better terrain, i got married to a nice woman and i am happy. this same hoelosho nearly stopped my wedding, latter i got to know she was hobnobbing with one young politician while i was trying the best to make her achieved her dream of becoming a pharmacist. the same hoelosho is still single with nothing to show for all her escapade up till this moment oh! so my guy, move on,

snake everywhere, one was killed close to my residence yesterday while I was at work, 'cause the killers were not nairalanders, pix were not taking.

Vickytall:
you are stupid and you know it.......yeye nwachibuzor

fat girl spotted

shinarlaura:
Why do almost everybody telling me this. Like "u re missing something sweet" but i find it not good at all. I ve tried eating it but whenever i do, i ll vomit it.

well, "one man meat is another man's poison" I am also allergic to nunu (milk gotten from cow) and each i tried to tell my pals here in the north, they find it hard to understand.

shinarlaura:
Snake

The head of a fish

ahh! u dey miss oh! I remembered those days at sango-ota, mama saheed always reserved the biggest of the fish head for me

Uyi168:
Apart from ndidi and moses,others are bench warmers..

no bro, igalo, obi, troost-ekong, balogun, sheu, simon moses etc are not benchwarmers in there teams, google is your friend bro. seems u only watch EPL?