₦airaland Forum

Coldfeets:
Henry: Bros, abeg I fit collect one condom from you right now?

2Face: Habaa! Oga mi! You know say I no be condom pesin na!

DrinkLimca:
This overrated local musician..

Even if trump and Russia plant nuclear bomb on his music, it still won't blow..

Maybe sweeping of jail is his calling..

Offpoint:
I'll do same, all the free food and accommodation. no girlfriend to bother you for stuffs, no family looking up to you for something, no vals, no Christmas, no roaming 'round street for job... you got enough time to think about your life, enough time for meditations and yoga.... prison is bae

DaddyKross:
For a girl like that, i bet the guy is like boyfriend number 5 or 6. Well, if the guy wants to be an undercover maga, what's my business ?

Terminator1234g:
Sorry I've got to say this here that; Nigerian Christians are part of the most hateful people on this planet. From bastards like fani kayode to useless people following his steps. These people are the problem of NIGERIA. They hate people of other faiths and even hate themselves that attend other congregations, just imagine that. I wonder what the pastors tell them in church. This is jus some of them not all tho.

iamJ:
with her flat ass and face like unwashed fish, she didnt have much choice, she had to wait


this is why i hate ugly girls they can bear anything they have no opinion of their own
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Balkan:
My dad was angry with me and asked me if it was a hegoat that impregnanted my mum

Damfostopper:
Hmmmmmm Egypt and Israel border nko?..... is that one also tight?

CrEaToRmalden:
Idiot, is it today that your brain made you remember your encounter with them ?
since 2005. As for the chase, I'm sure you tried running with your friends and that made them suspicious.
they prolly thought it was a stolen vehicle.
The ish is that Nigerians don't have respect for their own forces, when a force man says stop, just stop because they may get angry and become suspicious of you.


#SarsStands

mrphysics:
Yeah. Chai, my guy has entered into this one chance. I was surprised he wasn't updating. But he updated recently of how one plumber scammed him and he was going to deal with him to teach others lesson. Little did he know that Karma is serving him a meal

mrphysics:
I know the guy. He is even a nairalander and a facebook friend. It must be a blackmail. Ladies now form anything to get attention of a guy that rejected them.

This guy is very active, this must be a blackmail

cummando:
State and capital in crime
Abia -- Umuahia
Adamawa--genocide
Kogi--suicide
Lagos--419
Imo--powder
Ogun----.............


I no dey there o!

Realhommie:
Of course, there's no Nigerian footballer born and bred in Naija who uses his real age out there... Only those born outside especially in civilized climes and those who didn't grow here (they left when they were still tender) have their real age on their passport..

Mysselff2:
I just dey wonder why lala just like snakes

gozzlin:
Chai, this woman fine o! See cleavage!
Would make a perfect sugar mummy.
Alas, she's a kleptomaniac. So sad

buzzmania:
No wonder your best rapper is olamide.That dude sounds like he's always choking on some d!ck.

Slayer2: