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RomanceRe: Ladies, What Is Your Take On Jobless Guys Who Chase You? by edgyslim: 12:02am On Oct 21, 2015
QueenHeart:
EveryGirl must be chased. Dat shows you are a woman. He wasn't d one dat made himslf jobless. Na condition so dnt blame him
Sweet heart I subscribe to your post. One day I'll tell you my story
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Is Your Take On Jobless Guys Who Chase You? by edgyslim: 11:33pm On Oct 20, 2015
StephanieEzeh:
What's your take? Some jobless guys can be so annoying! Instead of concerning themselves with their life and financial condition, they end up chasing women anyhow as if it's a paid job! angry. Sending rubbish romantic texts and initiating boring conversations on phone. Go get a job first and come for the girl later. She would appreciate you better.
Is it compulsory they take care of you? What happened to being an independent woman. From the topic I can only deduce you are a hungry mama.
LiteratureRe: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by edgyslim: 8:26pm On Oct 20, 2015
ClassCaptain:
Final Episode in a bit ...
My brother you did a fantastic job on this one. It was suspense filled all the way. More grease to your elbow. Jah Bless!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Assemblies Of God Church Drags Factional Group To EFCC Over Embezzlement by edgyslim: 9:31am On Oct 20, 2015
Aromas:
Make I go report Imam Mukaila self, d guy don almost take our buy turari finish grin unto weytin
Abeg Wetin be turari. Lol
PoliticsRe: Cabinet: Amaechi Denies Visiting Saraki’s Residence by edgyslim: 9:13am On Oct 20, 2015
[quote author=Querty post=39160201]lolzz

Ameachi don tire me....

it's bin modified anyway...[/quot

Ok
PoliticsRe: Cabinet: Amaechi Denies Visiting Saraki’s Residence by edgyslim: 9:08am On Oct 20, 2015
Querty:
Ameachi!! Ameachi!! Ameachi!!

Is by force to MINISTERhuh

it seems u don't have dat CALLING on ur life..
...anyway, my signature...
See bad English. Guy Abeg enrol for night school. You couldn't even spell the man's name correctly
CareerRe: Did Jumia Lay Off 50 Staff In The Most Unsavory Manner? by edgyslim: 10:46pm On Oct 19, 2015
[quote author=cosmatika post=39149902]If Buhari is to rule dis country for 15yrs, I blv dat a day will come Wen we ll have a novel titled “THERE WAS A COUNTRY CALLED NIGERIA" Our Economy has crumbled under d Daura President [/quoteMake your papa come out.we go vote for am
LiteratureRe: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by edgyslim: 10:52am On Oct 19, 2015
ClassCaptain:
Episode 32

After i reach house, i go Mama Peter Store, buy Viagra and two bottles of alomo..con use one leg branch iya shakira alagbo ,na there i con buy 200 naira worth aleto,opa eyin.jedi jedi and Ato pa.

After i buy all this.i go Abigurl and Prettyjo pharmaceutical store and supermarket , go buy condom..Make she no day dey reason me cheap or local ,i buy Original Durex condom.....

He be like set everything don day set small small...

What of the rice wey she wan chop ?? I hustle go market back ..Be like say I get rice for house,I just go buy fish.small meat.tomato.Maggi. ponmo and the rest wey i go use sama d girl better jollof rice. i just day sweat day pespire as i bin day jump from one okada to another.

... Na dere i meet one of my old padis,Edgyslim.

. We greet. talk small and he talk say make he con sabi my house ,say he get one big business way he wan involve me.

..Today ?? oloshi..He no con fix better time,na,around 6 and 7 the bastard go fix again. Destiny destroyer, by d time wey my guy go talk say make he carry wetin hin buy and comot phone collect my number,i don tear comot.
Bro I dey come read later. Make I finish with my Oga first.
PoliticsRe: "Nigeria Finally Plays Into The Grand Strategy Of Biafrans" - Vanguard by edgyslim: 7:44am On Oct 19, 2015
jhydebaba:
By the time the Nigerian govt finish with Nnamdi Kanu, his name will turn to Namadi Kunu.

#yeyedeysmell
No mind all the guy joor. How many Igbo young men him don give scholarship.

Na to dey incite the ones wey no know anything.

PoliticsRe: Breaking; Radio Biafra Director, Nnamdi Kanu Arrested by edgyslim: 8:51pm On Oct 18, 2015
bulldoza:
Lol!
This mumu nogo kill person grin
The guy na confirmed nutcase. I don laugh tire.
PoliticsRe: Breaking; Radio Biafra Director, Nnamdi Kanu Arrested by edgyslim: 9:55am On Oct 18, 2015
MadCow1:
By now the DSS don use slap dey ask am questions..


https://31.media.tumblr.com/91e44ddc459b36d997491a0137935259/tumblr_msczcxZB2G1s43yhco1_400.gif


Meanwhile Prisoner Jimoh and ehn guys don dey count set for the rape.
Who be prisoner Jimohhuh grin grin
PoliticsRe: Breaking; Radio Biafra Director, Nnamdi Kanu Arrested by edgyslim: 9:48am On Oct 18, 2015
VickJames:
Please correct this statement, "all hands are on desk"

Thanks.
Olodo!!!
PoliticsRe: Breaking; Radio Biafra Director, Nnamdi Kanu Arrested by edgyslim: 7:16am On Oct 18, 2015
Smilelo:
Tune in to Radio Biafra it is live now. They have arrested him. And believe me the zoo DSS will see hell.
Bro what exactly are you going to do about it. Stop spamming the thread with your empty threats. Have you left your house for the DSS office, if you haven't then just shut the Bleep up reta.rd
PoliticsRe: Breaking; Radio Biafra Director, Nnamdi Kanu Arrested by edgyslim: 7:12am On Oct 18, 2015
mekaboy:
Those people who have been killed for the sake of biafra i wonder where they will be now.

He should be charged for misguiding jobless youths. If you like go out and make trouble for nnamdi kalu. Those that were killed nothing happened. You will just come back here to cry that the army is killing innocent biafrans thats all.

Life will go on.

mulu anya.
Very well said bro.

Hapu ndi ara
LiteratureRe: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by edgyslim: 7:08pm On Oct 17, 2015
swaggprofessor:
guy u must b high on expired la casera. Whc type senseless african magic story u copy sohuh??
Bro it's just for you to smile away your sorrow. The picture below says it all.
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PoliticsRe: Ministerial Screening: Amaechi Fights Back by edgyslim: 8:20am On Oct 17, 2015
frankyychiji:
grin why are you speaking from both sides of the mouth? Why not exonerate Amaechi cos that's really your point. Or are you afraid of mob action.
This your comment really got me laughing. NL get people wey ready chew you raw o.man ghast dey very careful with him comments
PoliticsRe: PDP Officially Zones Presidency To North by edgyslim: 10:50am On Oct 16, 2015
QuotaSystem:
When will this boy have human dignity and stick to one script?

Did you not realize you were jeopardizing the zoning arrangement when you allowed GEJ to run in 2011?

Why are you suddenly pretending to be concerned about fairness to the North?

I'm glad the NL PDP Rep has confirmed to wailers they will be governed by 'abokhis' till 2027 (next 12 years) whether Buhari continues in 2019 or not. Sweetguy25 copy that.
Don't mind that jester with mushroom analysis
PoliticsRe: Ministerial Screening: Fashola Indicts Himself Before The Senate by edgyslim: 10:56pm On Oct 14, 2015
modath:
TonyeBarcanista,



When are we getting;

1.Akpabio indicts Diezani Epistle

2.NOI throws Jona under the bus diatribe...

Incase it has not dawned on yet, these two have buried six feet deep the remains of what use to be biggest party of Africa...

Doing a prose about them will serve you better than concentrating on a ship that has sailed....


God bless your hustle, cos the disloyal PDP folks like Edwin Clark, NOI &Akpabio are making this your job more & more difficult by the day.
Don't mind that hungry idiot
PoliticsRe: Ministerial Screening: Fashola Indicts Himself Before The Senate by edgyslim: 10:52pm On Oct 14, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
At the ministerial screening earlier today ex-Lagos state governor Raji Fashola was asked a direct question regarding the N78million appropriated for the building of personal website. Here was Fashola's response...



While we all agree that award of contract is an Institutional process, FASHOLA refused to tell the Senate that the process is only finalised when the relevant commissioner in charge of the affected ministry append his/her signature as prescribed by Section 30(5) of Lagos State Public procurement Law (2011) which Fashola signed into law... In fact subsection 5 was very clear...

30.— (1)   There is established by this Law in each of the State’s Ministry, Extra-ministerial Office/Department/Agency, Parastatal, Corporation, a Tenders’ Board.

(2)   Subject to the approval of the Board, the Agency shall from time to time prescribe the membership of the Tenders’ Board.

(3)   The Tenders’ Board shall have power to award and be responsible for the procurements of goods, works and services within the benchmark set in the Regulations to this Law.

(4)   In all cases where there is a need for pre-qualifications, the Chairman of the Tenders’ Board shall constitute a technical evaluation subcommittee of the Tenders’ Board charged with the responsibility for the evaluation of bids which shall be made up of professional staff of the procuring entity and the Secretary of the Tenders Board who shall also be the Chairman of the Evaluation subcommittee.

(5)   The decision of the Tenders’ Board shall be communicated to the Commissioner for implementation.
(EMPHASIS Mine)
http://www.lagosppa.gov.ng/ppa-law/tenders’-boards

Fashola Indicts Himself:
From the section (SPECIFICALLY subsection 5) it is expressly clear that the Fashola's administration through the affected Commissioner 'okayed' the contract to be awarded at that RIDICULOUS amount. We should also note that Commissioners are not elected but appointed by Governors and they report to Governors. That means the affected Commissioner must have reported the said contract to then Governor Fashola while reporting the activities of his ministry to his boss.

Looking at the defence that Fashola put up and placing it side by side with procedure, two things can be deduced;

1. Fashola was aware of the whole thing but deliberately LIED before the Senate to cover his track. He was fully aware of the deal. The job of the Commissioner is to ensure that contracts by the Tender Board is in the public interest. His/her signature is a testament of endorsement. Fashola as briefed but deliberately refused to revoke nor question the contract. In fact, he was silent about it until Ambode raised alarm. OR

2. Fashola was not aware thereby making him complacent of his duties as governor of Lagos state. If this is true (which is doubtful), then we beg to ask how many more inflated contracts went undetected by the Governor? This second is a statement of incompetence.

Both 1 and 2 are indicting if we look at them from any angle..

The 'I Never Signed Chequ' Holds No Water
The Fashola's 'I never signed cheque' statement is untenable anywhere. No Governor or Presidents signs cheque for the award of contract in Nigeria. There are Accountants that effect payment. What is required of the political officers is to APPROVE contracts for the Accountants to issue cheques. So why should Fashola use that as defence? Let me also remind all that NO Governor or President 'steal' or inflate contracts directly! The process to loot has always been INFLATION of contracts through relevant Commissioners/D-Gs etc.

It is however unfortunate that the Senate FAILED to ask relevant question but instead nod their heads in ignorance. It is very shameful that the same Nigerians that called for the head of Princess Stella Oduah over the N260million vehicle were singing Fashola's praise for the shabby defence that he put up.



May God Bless Us All
Mushroom Analysis. Hungry man. Indomie don get your size
PoliticsRe: Ministerial Screening: Again, Fashola Clears Air On N78m Website by edgyslim: 1:49pm On Oct 14, 2015
Some block heads here will still come and talk nonsense. You've got nothing on Raji Fashola.
PoliticsRe: Babatude Fashola During Ministerial Screening Today (Photo) by edgyslim: 12:23pm On Oct 14, 2015
This is an intelligent and upright person. So proud of you Raji Fashola.
Shame on all wailers.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Swoops On Diezani’s Residence In Abuja As Ex-minister Is Arrested In London by edgyslim: 7:49pm On Oct 02, 2015
The chicken has come home to roost
PhonesRe: V10: LG Launches A Smartphone With Two Screens And Two Selfie Cameras by edgyslim: 8:56am On Oct 02, 2015
free2ryhme:
African Mugus anoda phon don come out make una come pay mugu money oooo grin

Oyinbos no gree use am na black man wey no invent anything dey buy am cheesy
Lmao @ this your comment. Mugus go still buy am.
RomanceRe: My Opinion: We Ladies Should Stop Visiting Guys. RAPE Is Real!!! by edgyslim: 12:04am On Aug 09, 2015
Cutehector:
Why must it be an eatery? Food no dey ya hous
My niqqa. Nice one
PoliticsRe: Shekau Flees Nigeria by edgyslim: 8:14am On May 09, 2015
kastonkastrol:
the most annoying and embarrassing thing about this Jonathan administration is; the man and his COS couldn't destroy a rag-tag group called boko haram for six good years. A group that is operating within the territory of Nigeria. What was gej and his team waiting for before they could infrared sambisa forest?

Even if boko haram are defeated and totally annihilated today, gej will not be accorded with any victory. For him to allow boko haram to kill thousands of nigerians and destroy billions worth properties has already made him a failure.

Gej never bothered to fight boko haram untill when the elections were around. He takes the people of northeast as fools who will give him all their votes because he decided to tackle boko haram at the 11th hour.


And some gullible nigerians are calling the man their hero, hero my foot.
Very well said.
CrimeRe: EFCC Arraigns 19-year-old Suspected Internet Scammer by edgyslim: 2:11am On May 07, 2015
ashewopeckas:
A 19-year-old suspected internet fraudster, Ojosipe Adebayo,[i][/i]

I am not Ibo but u r foolish for being tribalistic
I think u r a smart girl am just a bit concerned about ur moniker.
PoliticsRe: Niger Deports 3,000 Nigerians, Including Refugees Fleeing Boko Haram by edgyslim: 12:47am On May 07, 2015
sammieguze:
I hope everything is alright sir.


I noticed you have never seen anything wrong in this present administration.


Am sorry to say... It is your type of people who led gej to the position he is @ the moment.



Cheerleader who can't speak the truth for once.



If this insurgency has been handled properly when it started, do you think there will be any refugee at all in the first place?


If this is how pdp good think, then something is wrong.


So far, it is only barcanista that seems to be objective in his views, though it seems the guy sef is now biased.


I still respect the guy called barcanista though but you... You need to take your drug sir.



The same transformation that refused to transform our lives for five years?


Oh... Sorry... It did transform our lives negatively.
Bro truth be told barcanista knows that the present administration has failed woefully but because some of the APC guys whom were his friends refused to throw some cash his direction in his time of need made him run to the pdp(who does that?). He probably is beating himself everyday cause of that decision.I
Guess u didn't that 17page thread.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Is A Disappointment – Ex-militant Leader, Boyloaf by edgyslim: 2:28pm On May 06, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
Say no to "change"
We nid transformation
I pray and hope we won't regret voting out transformation

Na all dis kind threads change chanters dhe like.
Guy dem don swear for you o.
BusinessRe: 10 Businesses That Will Suffer Under BUHARI by edgyslim: 1:55pm On May 06, 2015
ellechrystal:
Them been don devour me o. One insulted me o.
Ha, I call weed igbo. Am used to it, I just typed it innocently o. They came for me, I had to edit asap.
Kpele my dear. Bottled anger plenty out there. Lol
BusinessRe: 10 Businesses That Will Suffer Under BUHARI by edgyslim: 11:02am On May 06, 2015
ellechrystal:
Lol, igbo (weed)business ho suffer o, all those quoting me, Abeg o. I no mean igbo tribe o, I meant weed sellers o.
The abeg o part of ur post really got me laughing. You no want make them lions wey dey here devour you. Lol.
PoliticsRe: Hon Patrick Obahiagbon On Xenophobic Attacks In South Africa by edgyslim: 11:14pm On Apr 25, 2015
tola9ja:
grin grin grin grin grin grin IF THIS MAN COMPOSE A MUSIC PEOPLE WILL ENJOY HIM grin grin grin grin
The best comment on NL today.

I don laff sotey belle dey pain me.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by edgyslim: 9:54pm On Apr 14, 2015
jude33084:
Tell me more about this "cisco" smiley
Don't mind that liar.

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