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mercichoco:
I have sent alot of dm, pm or whatever but i don't seems to get response

Sent you a DM. Check the email you used to open your Account

mercichoco:
I have sent alot of dm, pm or whatever but i don't seems to get response

Sent you a DM. Please check the email you used to open your Nairaland Account

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Continue!!! You will soon be extinguished.

3sexy:
I dreamt Buhari died and I woke up feeling very happy, I went straight to my TV to check if there is any BREAKING NEWS

Click like if u want my dream to come true , click share if u want my dream to come true TODAY

Wishing someone death is not the way to go. If you have nothing intelligent to say, then

Myself2:


I aint gat no pa mehhnnn,so you no fit show me nada.Ur fada.Yes talking about your fada,well the secret is out now,back in the days when I used to poke oloshos in ur area,was when I fvcked ur mother,but the condom kinda burst,hence you were born.
Now you know who ur real daddy is,you miserable asswipe

Look at all the long stories you are here writing ob how you Bleep.ed your mother. I know inbreeding is a way of life for your ilk. Tell your mother to assume the position fvcktard

Myself2:


Abeggi make we hear word. Enough of all this "looks like Obama bvllshit, and for your info,it's very obvious that Obanikoro reasons better than your entire generation.
Fvck you mehhhhhhn

Look at this crass idio.t. I posted my own opinion and you are here taking panadol for another person's headache. I dey house today.just keep it coming make I tell you where them bury your papa.
Anu ofia

Looks like Obama and reasons like obanikoro.

These men nor dey fear God o. See funds wey few people dey share. Thank God Jonathan was booted out.

Anybody who has stolen our collective wealth should be prepared to face the music. They say if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

Waiting for FFK's name. He's been awful quiet recently.

I think Emperor Ademisiwa is the man of the year and not T.B Joshua.

greenermodels:
every body is now forming igbo spokesman on the newspapers. 99.99% of igbos don't even know this dude.

Gbam!!!

pazienza:
Who doesn't know that Uwazuruike was compromised by the Nigerian government after he was detained and forced to sign an undertaking as a condition for his release.

Uwazuruike came back a compromised man and had since rendered MASSOB directionless, delaying the Biafran Independence.

But Biafra is a movement of a people, it moved on from Ojukwu, and had since moved on from
Uwazuruike. He had since been replaced and rendered irrelevant.

The FG wants Kanu to sign Same undertaking they got Uwazuruike to sign before they release him.

Kanu must be strong and learn from the travails of Uwazuruike, if he become compromised, Biafrans will know, and even him will be rendered irrelevant but the Biafran movement will rage on.

My brother you should be in Onitsha struggling and mobilizing folks for the movement not coming to Nairaland to issue threats and ultimatums. Bunch of f.uckin.g jokers

StOla:


With old age he has learnt to calm down, knowing he could have also ended up condemned and forgotten in jail like Benjamin Onwuka the Zionist wannabe.

Unfortunately such wisdom would only come to Mr Director while spending years of his wasted life behind bars. He might even write a book - The wasted years of juvenile delinquency: How to overcome tribal hate.

My brother you have a sound mind. The part about writing a book really made me laugh. Following!!!

Saraki would soon meet his Waterloo.
He whom the Gods want to kill,they first make deaf.

This Ndlea people bad gan. Na dem go tell the man make him hold those bags of weed make them take him picture.

Beremx:
The moment wailers starts calling their fellow wailer a "protection seeker".......


God,I thank you o!

Lmao @ the God i thank you part

9jvirgin:
Bayelsa the state of former.......

Guy who almost ran the country into the ground. Lol.

Mogidi:
Buhari increased it to #6Bil from #2Bil

Bros you have two options. Either you use your brain or hang yourself.

He will be your president for 8 years

SeverusSnape:

He can't tell you, He's helpless.


www.nairaland.com/attachments/3072821_img20150616081424_jpeged06aeebc3c8d045ccb5314fff22593b

Pali abeg use your brain

Truckpusher:
Hallucination 101.
No inch of ONELGA or Ahoada belongs to Biafra or the Igbos and you can pay your transport back to that area and do your own survey and not ranting here with lies and half truth to sound smart even as your comment is filled with monumental olodoism .

I really the monumental olodoism part.Lol

modath:


Closing the Yam barn door after the goat has bolted.



8 shorts months ago, we were being told he is the messiah of the nation, despite everyone proclaiming how unfit he was to hold such post!!



Tonyebarcanista , we need an epistle to denounce this PDP turncoats stat !!

My brother you got me laughing at the last paragraph.

Johnnoah1st:
.. *switch on my phone * put on my ear piece,* listening to M.I, song, tittle "bad belle is allowed"

My guy. You just made my evening with this your post. Lmao. Ja bless

I just saw that a 40year old man was also one of the cultists. Damn Shame.

Demigods:
I have been contemplating on weather to post this or not, but it has gotten to the point I can no longer keep to myself and rely on informations from net, let me keep this short.

I and my gf have been in a relationship for over a year plus now and been having unprotected sex most time we see, I love her so much that I would love to marry her, we usually have unprotected sex all the time and she never got pregnant, she is not the cheating type, some may oppose me but if I say our history of how we came to be you will understand(story for another day) just 3 weeks ago she told me she missed her period and that she is pregnant after we had sex and I was shocked still wondering how come after a year of sex she never got pregnant, why now, I thought she was not fertile, fast forward to the point, she took abortion pills, mis..... to be precise, the pregnancy was just 2 weeks plus when she took it.

After taking it she was expecting to start bleeding and all that but she didn't, she only saw few drops of blood and having discharge along with stomach pains, so I made researches online and told her it is not every woman with preganacy that bleeds. She is very worried as she as never done it before, now the problem is it's been a week remaining 4 days to complete two weeks she took the drugs, yet she has been complaining of feeling unwell with pregnancy symptoms and last time I saw her days back her burst looks bigger and fuller alonsgide her ass and her skin looks a bit rough, she has been complaining and Now I'm a bit frustrated don't know what to do, her friends her advising her to do D and C method but I'm scared that there are no professionals to do it well as to avoid complications I said no to that, please nairalanders this was unexpected occurrence, help a brother out on to do, please how do we remove this pregnancy, we are both not ready for it now.

Moderators, please do this for me I need lots of people to share their views on what to do.

Give her a hot injection. Costs about 17k. That's all.

This is what happens when a man talks too Damn much.

zizirecords:
Oh my God! See me dancing! MTN just stole 8000NGN credit from my phone last week with no adequate redress even when I called them several times.

God catch them. Steal 8000NGN, repay 5 billion.

Hmmm. Issokay....Kontinu

dayo23:
Very big blow to yeebos, I know they wish OBJ had died or damage part of his body but only God can give and take. Yeebos should take heart it not yet Baba's time to die.

If thou don't have anything tangible to add to the discuss, then shut the fvck up and stop spamming the thread with your retarded comments. Ediot

Yomboy4ever:



Guinness book? Dats a good one then fayose must be in d 33 or guilder book of record na ther fit am.

Lmao. You got me at gulder or 33 book of records

IamAtribalist:


1st bolded: so you want FREE money before? NOTHING is free. Grow up and make something of your life - you lazy brat.
2nd bolded: sharp guys pay prostitutes after the deed is done NOT before - stop saying nonsense, you prostitute!
3rd bolded: you have a sick and demented mind. And you should go back to school your spelling is horrible.
4th bolded: this is coming from a beyatch who depends on men for her feeding, clothing and shelter. Shut your mouth.
5th bolded: again your mouth and mind are dirty and disgusting. Go for prayers. ASAP.
6th bolded: YOU WISH. I really don't know you that well but I am willing to wager that my daily accruement from anyone of my portfolios can feed you and your family for a month.
7th bolded: those of you who don't understand women speak this is what this beyatch means: "I am happy that there are many slaves (men) out there who are not sharp like you - you are really spoiling our market."

Now shut up. And let the men (who work and pay bills) do the talking.

Real talk nigga

PunkyVeer:
TLC explained it better & I think they spoke on behalf of all women

A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine
He's also known as a buster
Always thinking about what he wants
But all he does is sit on his broke @ss

NO, I don't want your number
And NO, I don't wanna give you mine
NO, I don't wanna meet you nowhere
And NO, I don't want none of your time

NO, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a kinda guy who gets no love from me
Always hanging on the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Tryna holla at me

You don't have a car but you want me
Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you
You live at home with your mama
Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you
Wanna be with me with no money
Oh no, I don't want no scrub

Babe from where I sit, you ask a guy for so many things and he does it all for you and then some guy shows up from no where and said babe begins to tell you that's it's not working and how she needs to move on and how she dosent see a future in the relationship. 8years later (when you have a solid bank balance)she starts telling you that she's sorry and how she loves you. How do you respond to that really. My friend Charles sang this same song for me.lol