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BadBradley:
Reading you is as easy as predicting a cash strapped prostitute!!!

In your edimolu account is a thread you wrote for advice in relationship because of your weak genotype.

Accordingly it shows your parents are ignorant bastards. Daddy has the uncontrollable sexual urges of a mountain Billy goat

Mommy has the sexual discretion of a bonobo-chimpanzee.

And they both are as ignorant as Zuma's statue in Owerri.

So if we would shoot an English teacher, what purnishment is apt for your subhuman parents? Edimolu/zeelord tell us!

Mr man, it is obvious you are putting much pressure on this, i have flawed and floored you like a pained-reject, does it not dawn on you you can never win this with me, not ever!

The genotype thread is still alive, i asked from peeps that are far more intelligent than your whole generation combined the possibility of two AS getting married, i was enlightened and i moved on, got a new babe after few months

see the way this mumu keeps shifting post, even your whôrish mother doesn't shift panties this much for a quickie

if you weren't as blind as stupid, how does being an AS connote being a sickler, do you know how foolish you come off, did you not learn anything in school at all, i thought your slutty mother's whôring abilities was meant to see you through school!

Now i understand why you have refused to take the bait of challenging me on FP, you know you would fail even before you start, not everyone is as dumb as you, you have never succeeded in any intellectual capability, intelligent men think fervently before purging out words, yours is the vice-versa

postmann:
Badbradley, can you please re-roll the screenshot where this frustrated biťch ass edimolu / edimolu2 was insulting mariinee for dumping his dumb ass.

i have always claimed you lack the mental wherewithal to carry on with anything of substance, all you do is get attracted to a particular sentence and ignore the rest like a man void of inner direction and potentials

i know faggôts like you, they shy away cowardly form arguments that can get them cornered, they never have the balls to think intellectually

now drop the screenshots, if me abusing marr.ne was not after you called her name out on that thread after you gave me a mention then you are a bastardized son of a diick-craving whôre!

After shii hit the rocks with marri.ne, i moved on, no trolling or side jabs, cos i was never annoyed , did not even know she could come around to lie to my face she blocked me, i did not enjoy the chat with her and ignored, i did not know of her existence until a brainless pig like you brought her to the picture and laid everything bare! who would have known a fool like you would rather use subtle albeit stupid attempts to make dumb assertions in the future

ode

BadBradley:
Edimolu says my English teacher should be shot!!!

So I ask you what do we then do to two adults you called parents who didn't check their genotype before unfolding a human disaster like you to the world?

We should burn them alive in a public execution or castrate the two sex-famished apes for putting human intelligence above animals into doubt.

i expected something better, you can't even defend your stupidity anymore

Mr "the both versions" , see what hailing from a dysfunctional family where the mother is a cheap whôre and the father a pick-pocketer can cause?

your head needs to be thoroughly washed in the osogbo river , so OSUN, the goddess of water could actually have pity on your stunted and zigzagged destiny that has rendered your life so useless and worthy of no emulation

postmann:
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You're as stupid as you're poor in pretence.

See those lengthy post of denial!!! Sure proof of a desperate idiot trying to cover his tracks.

You've been Marinee-weighed, Adeola-tested, and Region-of-Monarch-tried...

and you've been found worthless -- as worthless as two old Biafran Shillings.

Even God can't save you from my wrath

lezzGoat, see what i have reduced your dunderhead to, so the moniker is no longer mine? next time always think twice as much as you type else it makes you appear super-dumb!

are you never shameless? Giving that lady several mentions, does it not shame you, mentioning a 17 year old girl here and there all over nairaland, someone you could have fathered if you had never chosen nairaland e-warrior over success

na your cross sha

BadBradley:
Begging you to admit? You must think Nairalanders fools.

Deny say you weren't blocked in WhatsApp for trying too much ?

You truly inherited every molecular cell of your mother prostitute DNA

you aint giving this your all, if you were a lawyer, you would pass for the most foolish one with a mind-numbing attitude..your mental strength is shorter that a maggi-cube

is that it? this is your proof? Asking a moniker to write her offline is a diss, lol, you must be a crack head, well we hit it offline, it never lasted a day and we both ignored, no trolling no side jabs on an online forum until a bastard like you quoted me and mentioned her name! i understand that you have this penchant for failures, you have never excelled in anything of worth, if a man as yourself can have problems this much with being stupid, i wonder how you would manage a family when you finally have one

You have always showed signs of someone suffering from dementia? i pity the unfortunate woman you would ever end up with, i thought you claimed i sent a pm now?

hahahahha, this dude is a lost and pitiable soul

The thread where your bum.bae falsified me ever sending her a pm is still existing, and now its aderola too abi, let me help you dear, on a daily basis , no lies , i send over a thousand pms to ladies, i hope that helped

see the way i dey bully the idiot

BadBradley:
factual epistle, my lad.

Deny you didn't bother harddon to help you with tips to sleep with your neighbour?

Or deny you didn't ask for help to go beyond two tabs of tramadol?

I truly pity you.

now he is begging me to admit his gibberish?

Beg harddon on how to fûck a girl? really? Are you this dumb? since you are good with screenshots, drop it now

It is true i asked hardon on the best way to reply a gesture, and last time i checked, it is a norm, as guys we teach and get taught, even the sexuality section on this forum confirms that, so how is this a diss to me? i can do nothing but laugh at your stupidity, you must really be sex-starved to think dissing another guy with girl matter got weight, it is as watery as it gets bro..nothing else

i had already smuched the hella outta her titties and was surprised with the question she asked, "what do you want from me" the question still lingers in my head sef, i even throw funny jabs at her for such question till date, infact let me hit her up right away, you have succeeded in making me miss her, lol, we dated for quite a while and i stopped loving

Mr lezz you need to understand something, me and you share nothing in common when it comes to the opposite sex, while you lay aback sniffing underage panties and yelling i beg hardon for tips, i have already banged that sweetheart more times than your mamma got bleeped

now kill yasef

and as regards the tramadol? e no enter, i like the name already, eddy-tramadol, how about that for a new moniker of mine? it sure fits

oponu

BadBradley:
"the both versions" is wrong? Distorted red blood cells and weak erection seem not to be your only birth defects.


Let us add dyslexia. Seems those village midwives forgot to give your mother's pussy a shave during labour or the stench just put them away and there was no one to give you a soft landing when you dropped off from her dishonourable bowels.

A bang with the head from birth. Brain-damaged for life!

it shall never be well with you for justifying your foolishness and ignorance with such pettiness, it is one thing to be ignorant, it is another to be arrogantly-ignorant, Are you mad? for fûck sake, the manner with which you argue blindly is appalling?

Your English teacher should be stoned to death, "The both versions? God, a foôl like you could also say "The both boys"..olodo buruku

If you had stayed back in class when your mates were busy learning the use of grammar, you wouldn't have succeeded in making an outright fôol of yourself, but hell no, sniffing under age panties has always being your forte, the stench alone fulfills all your fantasies

well i do not blame you, you have always proven to be a dûllard, telling you to think is like telling you to best jet li in a duel, such futile attempt, are you not the nitwit who tried schooling me on what compound nouns are yet failing to acknowledge that "pseudo-intellectual" is a noun word on its own and can be compounded with another noun as dunce to form a proper compound noun i.e noun + noun...

The totality of your education is but a waste, public school drop out oshi

keep crying, i got enough face-towels for ya

BadBradley:
[s]For someone who couldn't get a girlfriend online or offline or even run his father's dilapidated women chemist shop, your mother would easily testify the 9 months of your conception constituted the worst part of her short life.


No wonder she didn't put much of a fight when your murderous uncles killed her. What's there to fight for? Edimolu/zeelord? A son whose an unmotivated drug addict and a miserable whelp with sickle cell?

A son who sees Nairaland as his only hope for social upliftment he sends and spiritual counseling.

* He comes here looking for help for a suitor who would accept his biological disaster as a sickle cell sufferer

* He stalks harddon, a teenager in romanceland, begging for tips on how to fúck his own neighbour

* He begs and desperately implores on another Nairalander on how to increase his tramadol intake for prolonged erection

* He begs a Nairalander to plead on his behalf to be accepted in league of monarch. An NL offline group

* Sends random PM's to girls in Romance section desperately looking for pity dates.

* He openly fights with Nairaland girls who blocked and ejected him in WhatsApp

These are your shirt Nairaland life fully documented.

Does anyone really need to be surprised that it will only take this kind of habitual failure to be obsessed with Lezz for over a year because he scored with all the girls you so desperately needed but they all rejected you?
It's really lonely to burn in the hell of frustration and rejection alone.
Keep the laughs coming.
Reject magnet[/s]!!!

trash as usual, choi see epistle, hahahahahaha, e pain am no be small, niccur go cry to your mama, am not responsible for your misfortunes

postmann:
@badbradley, The both versions-- the one he picture-edited out the girl and the one he left her privacy open after you jabbed out his defence

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepaaaaaaaa, mo ku oooooo

Gbosaaaaaa, "the both versions" hahahahaha, to speak grammar no be by force now

BadBradley:
Even a grotesque shapeless girl like optional with windswept legs disowned a gutter filth like you.

a serial loser who quarrels with every girl in Nairaland after establishing offline contact.

Drug addicted frustrated idiot. Seeing your life now, I know your mother will regret never terminating your life at its foetal stages.

Trust me, your mother already regretted birthing you before she died from her last brutal fûck! i can't blame her though

Who would want for a son, a visionless and purposeless 40 year old man who stays glued to nairaland harassing and haranguing anyone who points out his flaws? am sure even you would never pray to sire a son that would be like you!

You have pitifully lost touch with reality

Ok, marrine blocked me ooo, i don hear, At least for a minute lets assume she did, is this even a diss to you? hahahahaha, This is why i want this done on FP, you are a complete-ediaat, ladies block guys on a regular, i do likewise on a regular, it is no biggie to anyone but you, you have been squealing and yapping about it like a pained-reject, i have no choice but to conclude you are a sex starved he-goat which is why you see chatting with 19 year olds is more of a greater achievement to you than getting married or having kids, stupid pedophilic hypocrite

piteous lezz, one must be really sex starved in reality to have left lagos to embark on a 9 hour journey to anambra because of sex! yet you were ridiculed on the spot, i could remember the number of days you kept lamenting and begging for vindication, it shall never be well with you for breaking the guy code

You could have just moved on like a man, but never , not lezz, never lezz, one bestowed with the sex drive of an he-goat will always prove to be sex starved! infact it shan't be well with your kpekus for acting twice as much as you think

The one thousand naira recharge card beggar, lazy man, werey that cannot hustle, with your waist the size of a tumbler, i understand why you look so malnourished. Mr cutlass tie on a lemon color belt, putting on a suit coat, your fashion sense is beyond redemption

lezz ,no jokes ,you are the most useless nairalander i have ever engaged, your brain leaks basic nutrients faster than your whôrish mother gets wet upon diick sighting

just like lezz, you are witLEZZ, brainlEZZ, spinelEZZ, talentLEZZ and even moneyLEZZ, everything about you is lEZZ/REDUCTION, that is how much of a degenerate you are, you are just one sick patient suffering from dementia, forgive me bro, i don't know how else to define your obsessed penchant for stupidity

baboon butt face EDIAT, In all things lezzgoat, if i had a face like yours, i sure as hell would be glad and fulfilled that bumb.ae "ONCE" called me her crush

hahahahahaha, filthy and worthless retârd, shameless dunce oshi

BadBradley:
Heheheheehe. I will send to you later.

But I always leave him to play his hands first.

He's the one doing the chasing, not me. I'm in driver's seat since his frustrations started. I intend to leave it that way.

When he plays his hands, I will bite him down, not just him but others too.

At least one who wants to bite must first possess teeth, your cry for vindication is far worse than your bite diickhead

see this bastard that couldn't fight like a man when confronted with one, this pussy crazed faggôt, bumb.ae obsessed baboon,nairaland most named pant sniffer!

only if you knew what i had in stock for you, come FP na , let me reveal to the whole world what a dumb niccur you are

This duel is not ending anytime soon, so why the rush? ever since i have noticed your presence on this forum, you have always been a confused person, one whose life 's harshness has formatted his brain might leaving it at zero next to nothing!

you are simply dumb is all i can say

BadBradley:
you saw that !!!!

fôôlish man, Since your brain does nothing but embarrass you, don't you think we should rather pluck it off and feed it to the dogs?

postmann:
Dumb move for the degenerate whose IQ can't function beyond the cognitive level of a Chimp.

He thinks going to political section to throw lame posts before coming on here -- the real intent of creating the 5mins old handle -- would deceive anyone.

This guy is so hopeless and daft.

hahahahahaha, first off! you are very dumb to have asserted this

then again, your father is daft, and your sole-existence defines hopelessness

How can just one human being possess this mannerism of dumbness? were you cursed the day you were birthed or your parents were wretched enough not to serve guests with the necessary menu they had to bestow upon you a curse meant for generations!

I can't imagine a 40 year old having this mind-numbing thoughts, no wonder you get stuck in poverty, no intellectual wherewithal whatsoever to think beyond your brain might!

HEREIN LIES YOUR FOOLISH THOUGHTS!

you mean i would ignore the edimolu2 account, ,then create an account today with that silly moniker just to quote you, really? like seriously? how can one be this stupid now, even a half-wit paralytic would know the moniker is by no chance mine, you and intelligence are just over a million miles apart,

This thing funny me dieee, damn, you insult my intelligence way too much, not every one is a dumbo like your papi, i have gotten you in my grasp dealing you several jabs with unforseen punches from the 4th or 5th page of this thread, bringing the fight to your very doorstep, making mockery of your existence yet your addled brain thinks i would create an account today with a weird moniker to do what exactly, to quote you?

Are you always this stupid or you making extra effort today? i have always been appalled with your stupidity but today beats every other!

it must be old age taking effect already, the blows that won't cease landing flush on your camel-butt face has caused you severe concussions that you lack the mental strength to think properly!? no wonder you represent the term failure!

Am lost, i don't know. pray tell, is it that when one gets past the age 40 ,the brain just stops functioning properly and as such tends to magnify and expose one's stupidity?

Well i don't blame you, telling you to use your brain is like filling a basket with water, if you could be fôôlish enough to call me darken.baboon or zandha, then you would pass for the stupidest faggôt waltzing the facet of the earth..olodo

infact all the accounts created today are mine, can you imagine what this clownish môron uttered

BadBradley:
The degenerate fullblown retárd called edimolu/edimolu2 always types a 5000 word narrative any time he gets double slapped with facts plus diss. It is all reflecting the mental anguish he suffered therefrom.

You're nothing but a finger sport, dopey. Who really pays mind to the rants and mumblings of a psychologically destroyed low birth like you edimolu/zeelord who quarrel with 19 year olds on Nairaland because they saw your froggy face and frustrated black suga lips and plagiarised jokes and blocked you off on WhatsApp like you contacted some social viral disease able to be spread digitally?

Someone who stalks and impulsively mentions my moniker for a whole year is nothing but a grudging Bannerman of my excellent cyber-soldiering.

Beyond that, you're the living badge of my perfect swordsmanship! You bear the scars of battle and defeat I inflicted.

Do you remember how a jilted lover dumped and discarded like a thoroughly sucked out orange and thrown into a receptacle behaves?

She doesn't take no for an answer but keeps calling and calling, hoping to annoy you and drain your battery juice , because she just can't bear rejection and defeat.

That's what edimolu/edimolu2 aka zeelord has been reduced to.

He resorts to maniacal mentions to the point of derailing any thread he finds me. That's how hurt and tortured the emo-bitch is. That's how badly he wants to even out with me

That's the joy I have in making him unable to live with himself without quoting me.

And the conclusion I never stopped arriving at is:

Any woman who mothered a degenerate psycho like edimolu/zeelord should have a social decency lower than an alley prostitute.

yaaaaaaawnnss, anything else, this time make it more interesting, you have become too lazy to come up with something of worth!

postmann:
Reverse kini? There's nothing inspiring about you. My brain is always on cruising mode whenever we make this pretence of a duel.

You brake easily like kpekere. I never need to strike hard.

The girl that whooped your ass in school must be from my village.

You see, each woman from my kingdom is trained to subdue and crush an effeminate wuzz like you whenever they come across one.

And someone popped a drink in the name of your sex at your birth -- IT'S A BOY!!!! That was like shouting in vain celebration to an offside goal, only to see the ref's flag raised in defiance.

No, you're not a boy, never a man. You're an epicene schmutz. The dross from human by-product. You're the seminal culmination of all your mother's fùck buddies.

Next!

olodo, can you ever give a mention without releasing countless bullets?!

Well i like the meme, only if you were that serious and business minded in reality, but nah nah, you in your 3 by 3 face me i face you, staying glued to your phone awaiting my mentions and hoping i would reduce your torture

is this how all who have whôrish mothers behave?

BadBradley:
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I read the first line : ( he barrages my mentions again..) and I crossed out the entire posts like nature crossed your DNA confirming you a sickle cell idiot needing tramadol to get the erection we all take for granted!

Omo why are you complaining about your mentions nah? Son of a dead stinking bitch? Aren't you a repugnant bastard?

You have been mentioning me since last year from thread to thread, even stalking me to this very thread as if I was the pastor who didn't advise your dick-convulsive mother to check your daddy's genotype before spreading her stretchmark-besieged thighs for your dumb father lay on?

Now you're yapping about mention. May mother's corpse be exhumed by a storm and her malnourished corpse serve as food to sharks in the Atlantic!

Bastard!! Have I ever mentioned a non-entity like you on Nairaland except I get your maniacal and frustrated mentions because you were rejected like a roach?

I'm the one that keep interrupting your everyday thoughts so you need to come look for me in NL when tramadol fails to give you a high.

Frustrated human filth.

Your existence doesn't matter. You give me a mention, and if I'm ready,you get a proper beating.

Now see a girl you were dying for like a salivating dog, discussing your frustrations with me offline. How painful.

Useless waste of maternity soap!

now the fool cries for vindication!

Did i know of your pathetic existence before you bumped into my mention like a visionless faggôt, cos i likened your moniker to death which in the actual sense was a compliment, but like a demented cow, who thinks he could harangue and harass anyone he sees online, you needlessly challenged me to an unnecessary brawl, choi ,the innocent me was even yet to know you were past the age 40 and with an ugly face

it shall never be well with you for playing the victim card, do you think i was joking when i said i will have this with you till you jesus comes? you have never succeeded in anything of worth till now, those beneath you have even excelled in places where you are shortcoming!

I begin to wonder how many pictures relating to me you have on your pathetic phone, that is one regard i have never given you, you are edimolu-obsessed ,you are a sociopathic slowpoke, your baboon face will never grace my phone, neither will your screenshots, i can't imagine bae going through my phone and witnessing your ugliness, you would bestow upon her a trauma she might not be free from

you never know anything, i think it is time to do some picture trolling, watcha think? lets remind people of what we both look like? let me go dig up some dirt

olodo

postmann:
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Another north Korean missile fired waywardly into the Pacific, several miles off tangent.

This is just another hobby for me, taking time off from my afternoon and throwing some missiles your way, feeling supreme with my literal proficiency. My pen-manship brings me glory and fame.

But this is war for you. The war of saving your irredeemable image. This is a battle for your nairaland survival. And I'm all too pleased to announce the end of your e-life.

Daaaaannnnnmmmm!!! The sheer length of your thesis! You must be very stupid if you wrote all that for someone who's neither your teacher or your parent.

Unevoled piece of human junk!

mumu, it is unevolved, olodo that doesn't know what compound nouns are, the ignorant bastard that doesn't know pseudo-intellectual-dunce is a perfect example, see the fool separating the word penmanship, error of the greatest order, wetin man eye no go see

in all things, the only aggressive word you could sprout is the word "stupid", yet it took you almost like what? 14 lines?

Your story lulls me to sleep faster than telemundo

postmann:
Even in your pretence you still sound whack! You have to stand on your feet at my sublime, narrative potency, bring your mother's undistinguished earthly sojourn in HD clearity.

That's a gift missing from your bloodline.

this bastard be using reverse psychology?

ogun kill ya father for there

hahahahahaha, see me see wahala ooo, niccur i control your emotions! just when i told you you had gone very soft, you had to send me a very piteous epistle, choi, that is the most pathetic cry for vindication i have ever seen and to use a blue font, just to prove to me you still got balls and wits!

Such mindless and thoughtless adult you are, your existence as a man should be a reminder of what one must never become, strings of misfortunes are always embedded in your words whenever you make a clapback

fool at forty, oya complete am

postmann:
@ edimolu edimolu2 You don't even know the circumstances behind your birth. It was a photo-finish between your father's sperm and the village wresting champion's in the race to fertilizing your mother's egg...

You always have this constant battle with yourself anytime you try engaging your brain,what did i just read? you aint giving this your all at all, you sound agitated and depressed ?

By the way, i noticed you quoted me as early as 8.01am, God! on a wednesday morning? joblessness at its peak choi, pray tell? are you ever busy?

you have never been able to tell the difference between dreams and reality, you dream more than the usual, for example you would wish your mother wasn't the condemned whôre that was stoned to death, but a dream has got no business with reality!

BadBradley:
Edimolu is after the girls I want? Naaaah.

Edimolu is being rejected by the girls who are mine and he's lashing out against me from frustrations.

The way you lie is just another documentation of your mother's virtues or lack thereof.

You are being rejected by these girls. She even told you your jokes were as dry as your mama's kint and you said you would go look for another joke

You not only steal disses to impress your superiors, you rape Google to impress girls .

Editramadol!!! What a mutant-loser.

BadBradley:
You still never learn that one of the reasons you're losing this your revenge mission is because you're tagging others as me.

Ok, keep on being a mad dog. That's the only way I like you honestly.

Now here's one of my intelligent girls telling me she can even send your chats offline to me. This is a girl you wet the floors of Nairaland with your drooling saliva and hanging tongue like a thirsty dog trying to woo.

But she tells me you're an uncouth dog. A desperate sex-starved idiot.

No wonder you're so pained. You're dead. And you're without shame. If I get disgraced like this. I will deactivate and walk away.

Your mother failed where it mattered most: to raise conscientious humans

he- goat he barrages my mention yet again with the same moronic utterance

Always scampering away like a whipped dog, tails between legs anytime i put him on the spot!

Did i hear you mention me "deactivating my account for you? see this mumu subtly telling me to deactivate, hahahahahah, you would like that wouldn't ya?Easy bros, now your uncontrolled emotions are starting to torture your undisciplined mind! All you do is whine how bitterly unfair life has treated you!

You seem to be labouring under the delusion that your words serve meaning or pose any threat? you dare accuse me for what exactly? that a girl blocked me? is that even a diss? this is the kinda diss meant for kinders, which is i have this self pity for you!

so now she blocked me for sending a bc message? it is no longer because i asked for nude pictures? hahahahahaha, niccur, Do you now see how often you confirm being daft? you are the most confused and unbalanced ediaat i have ever crossed offline and online, what manner of adult are you? one whose brain releases gibberish faster than his honey mother cûms upon dik drilling

well i do not blame you, you have always remained foolish and will ever be, this is not the first time you would act so unintelligent, real guys know a girl would say just about anything to save face, a fact a real gee would know if he wasn't as dumb as you...that is your business to deal

what will this faggôt not say to seek validation, Truly speaking, i get it that you are One really sex starved ediat in reality, cos what better cliche explains why you keep getting orgasms that a 19 year old is your friend offline, what the fûck is my business with that na? Do you know how pathetic that sounds? sho oloriburuku ni e ni? what is all this rubbish na?

i have the greatest sympathy for you, it is sickening having to watch a 40 year old man keep lamenting on the same thing over and over again, it is understandable if you are past the age 40 and still unmarried, we have so many unfortunate people in your ilk waltzing around this forum, but they as hell differentiate themselves from you, have you ever sat yourself down to ask how many 40 year olds think being an e-warlord pays the bills!

You woke up this morning and the first thing that could cross your mind was to give me a mention?,ahhhhhh, don't you have purpose? are you so visionless and without inner direction that nairaland now defines your sole-existence? Am sure if your mother were alive today , you would be a reminder of why she should have aborted you and fed your incompleteness to the dogs

you have never been wise about anything, and i sure as hell have your time now, unlike you, i attend to you at rest hours, you have and will always remain inconsequential, i have not a smidgen of respect for you, you are a worthless piteous soul, a burden to even your online cohorts, which is why whenever you give them a mention ,they ignore you like a plague!

men in your age group should be present in the business section or family section, but how can that be possible when all you do is to get obsessed with marrine's panties, sniffing and getting high on its odour fulfills all your desires as a man! wife you no get, pikin yhu never born, money you no get, no wonder you had to regard a 2000 naira power bank as a treasure and post it to shade another nairalander, you were made the fool immediately

The whole world got to know the definition of poverty through your action, cos truly speaking, one has to hail from a very wretched family to think a power bank is an asset!

infact God will punish you, it is time for screenshots sef...i get ya time today

broke biitch

postmann:
You should be cautious when talking about mothers because you had one from whose stench-trench (pusśy) sprang all the troubles of your life.

Her pušsy served as the village sperm ban where every drunk came and deposited the unspent desire of their lustful cravings.

They had her at every turn; by the village stream, down the foothill leading to the village square, in the market where she deliberately closed late to get a penile snack before coming home to your dad, even in the thick bush where the dry leaves from the trees served as cushion while she takes hard poundings to the rustling of the leaves bearing witness to her whoredom.


Yeah, she was that cheap. A simple roasted yam and palm oil was enough to lure her to a stranger's bed. As her wrapper dangles loose from her waist, revealing two droopy breasts pulling downwards in obedience to the gravitational indictment of her whoredom.


Her pussy was like the famous Benin Ring Road. There was no dick size too big for her, neither did she ever turn down the sexual advances of those who came round her.

That's why she was rape-murdered by your uncle who couldn't bear the shame of her sexual immodesty.

Her pusšy was far from ready. It was as dry as an abandoned pipe as the sheer horror of rape sent shivers down her spine, depleting all her sex hormones.

Your uncle got down to business; excavating her stench-trench like a hoe tilling a hard ground. He bore through her pusśy wall, leaving gut-wrenching bruises in his wake with spurt of semen jetting out of his dick, hitting deep into her womb.

Even at her lying-in-state, his sperm were still alive in her, dissolving slowly into her cadaver, bearing the mark of his conquest.

pluuueeeeessss, spare me this boring escapade, is there anything you could tell me about your mama that i don't already know?

keep the story to yourself, no matter how hard you try to sugar coat it, it is what it is!

YOUR MOTHER DIED A WHÔRE

postmann:
You call this a brawl, you cursed elf from a family of Incestuous bastards.

You're being fùcked from all entry points. You rant like a bitch each time i drove my phalus into your numb anus and take you on bumpy ride.

You offer little resistance as you collapse helplessly to my brutal assault. Demented psycho.

A.k eh eh! GUNSHOT ( in akon's voice)..gbagaun lord , please bring your blunder ridden gibberish down a notch, not everyone has a militant head like yours!

Am being fûcked by who? perhaps you forget that not everyone gets fûcked like your whôriing mother!

Your mother was the most shameless biitch to have ever lived, she was never satisfied , she always liked it rough even when her pussy walls became lump and swollen from brutal diick manifestation, she still did not give up whôring!D

her death was a relief to your family, she was neither celebrated nor buried, her corpse was left and ignored for the vultures to feast on!

Now you come online to claim your mamma was a rare gem? you must be high on fresh cannabis to think any reasonable mind would believe you! ode

badbradley aka postmann aka chrisley

it is obvious you lack the mental wherewithal to carry on this course with me, i will make you question why you should have never been birthed!

I would have loved to assume the aforementioned three monikers to be three different persons, but having to think that edimolu has been keeping 3 faggôts glued to this page waiting for his mention like sozzled-iidiots is really appalling,i don't wanna believe three people can be this shameless, so instead i won't be fooled, it is just one pathetic and demented sociopath who has no life beyond NL, one who has more monikers than sense, a sex starved schizophrenic patient!

When you make your clap back , i always sense your tensed nerves, your sweaty palms, and aggravated nervousness, all you do is put pressure on words, you have become so glued to the aura of being foolish that it has reflected in your thinking mannerism!

postmann:
I think your journey to outerspace was cut short. Not enough time to still diss. Even this one is another nibble from lezz appetizing diss.


The only profitable thing left for you is to climb into your waiting coffin.

will yhu kip qwayet:
At the slightest opportunity, your brain purges out numbing and moronic words!

your brain cannot only be filled with sawdust, lai lai,..cotton wool has to be included

what will this monkey not say to massage his already stained credibility!

pedophilic-retârd

postmann:
Intelligence and wisdom are strangers to you. Don't you know it takes someone credible to discredit someone else?

Nairaland's foremost unlettered wally. You're a clown at best and demented sociopath at worse.

one who has a dilapidated brain tends to school me in english, you are a bastardized son of whôrish momma, one who doesn't know what compound nouns meant, one who foolishly used the word rutt wrongly!

Your education is but a total waste, people like you are the ones disgracing our country as a whole, you make even the most obvious mistakes , but what irritates me the most his how you argue ignorantly this making an outright foool of yourself!

olodo buruku

lezzGoat aka badbradley aka postmann, God will punish you if you run from this brawl, if you claim busy it shall never be well with you, you called me out, now am ready to deal you so much blows that will land you deader than a cold corpse!

Your recycled hogwash is becoming tiringly-boring, can't you spring up new diss words? is your brain phlegm infested that you would shut type the same thing over and over again like a sozzled-idiot!

i keep imagining how one mind can possess this high level of mind-numbing traits, one who thinks a dot connotes cowardice, you have never been found to be among intellectuals, you lack the brains or the talents!

your disses are so weak, which is why you have refused to take the bait of challenging me on FP, yea i get the fear, sometimes i get scared of me too....stupid wânker

BadBradley:
Another boring repeated fiction.

Looking over my Nairaland life, the only connection i have with you is that ALL 3 GIRLS YOU HAVE EXPRESSED LOVE FOR are my offline personal "friends".

One even told you point blank when you wooed her that she was into me.

Is this why you're stalking me, abusing me and crowding my mentions. You think you will get yourself some pussy with this technique? .

Omo, get ready for more tramadol and cannabis. You will smoke your frustrations to a new pitch soon enough!

Funny fact is that you're hustling for girls I Nairaland like some drunken marooned pirate and at the same time suffering from erectile dysfunction.

If your madness is traceable to your bloodlines, then you must be suffering a cuss place on your father's seeds for impregnating your mother without fulfilling any traditional rites.

aaaarrrrrtgghhhhh, very boring recycled jargons again

Are you not shameless? a 40 year old like you crying all over nairaland threads screaming in your loudest voice, eddy is after the girls you want?

truth is, if you were really a baller, you won't be obsessed with sniffing 17 year olds panties!
you have always showed signs of being confused starting from when you were birthed till this very moment!

It baffles me to see an unmarried fool like you being happy to have teenagers as friends offline and still boast about it! no wonder your travelling to anambra for an imaginary Bleep was a futile effort!

God bless that girl...who wants to associate with an ugly broke adult who laces a yellow belt on a cutlass tie, one whose fashion sense is zero!

BadBradley:
Edimolu is learning how I respond in real time with ruthlessness. You're beginning to witnessed firsthand my e-legend

A.K EH EH GUNSHOT! gbagaun gbagaun weh don sir!

hahahahahahha, yet another futile attempt in massaging a depeleted ego! you go tire!

Mr gbagaun lord, i have no business whatsoever with the time you respond , or how fast, you are the one who whines like a silly biitch and cries foul about one taking too much time to respond to a never-do-well like you!

what i enjoy doing is taking a piss on your credibility!

BadBradley:
For a post written over 8 hours ago and which edimolu/edimolu2 witnessed and has read over and over again. He still needed to book space in a dead thread and scurry off to the internet to look for what to type.

This hyphenated baboon cannot type in real-time.

What a wasted birth.

The Bible says any tree that doesn't bear fruit should be cut and thrown into the fire...I wonder why same cannot be done to edimolu and those from whom he inherited his wack genes from.

will you shut the eff up and stop looking acting more stupid than you already are!

I quoted you on a thread on FP, did you reply, you scampered away like a whipped dog, tail between legs, you are a coward, nothing else

plus, Giving no regard to ineffeminate sûckers like you gives me sweetened chills, imagine a 40 year old jobless dunce staying up all night waiting endlessly to get a mention from me!

ahhhhh, your life don spoil patapata....

Now that i have fed you few mentions , wânk on it

BadBradley:
dude's worse than a vagabond.

Edimolu/ zeelord/ zandha/edimolu2 is worse than an indigent bastard. His kind of condition is what Italians call Figlio di putana , a child conceived in a whorehouse by a regular male customer with a new prostitute, abandoned by both and raised by charity.

i have a better one, how about your mother whose sole-existence was to put a smile on depressed drunk's faces each time they engaged in a sex rump with her!

You serve no meaning waltzing the facet of this earth, you should be euthanized at best and your body fed to the vultures for better yields!