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lezzGoat aka postmann aka badbradley, i understand the fact that you noticed my absence and went on a yapping spree! you have repeatedly shown signs of cowardice in times past, so your piteous cries are understandable!



Pray tell? how did you figure i was on a ban? yet you called me a sadist( one who derives pleasure in hurting others),have i tormented you enough that you now regard me as one? well, that has always been the intent,to punish you without remorse!. I could bet with my balls you saw the word as an aggressive word and used it on me without having any knowledge of its meaning!

lezzGoat you should understand something, not even you or your "father or his father" could best me in the use of English! i understand why you always try in a futile attempt to switch to grammar each time your âss is being pummelled, and nothing soothes me better than to make mockery of your education!

It beats me to know that a 40 year old fâggot seems lost even in basic knowledge, even a primary school pupil wouldn't have reflected such ignorance!

Am here to give you the lessons you were never taught!.. your very words!

postmann:
pseudo-intellectual dunce
Correct form : pseudo-intellectual
Psuedo-intelletual being a noun can not be preceeded immediately by another noun(Dunce) as employed in the sentence. But edimolu, the benighted sociopath qualified the noun "dunce" by another noun "pseudo-intellectual". So who's the real pseudo-intellectual now?

This dunce couldn't even spell intellectual and preceding properly, yet he wants to school me! nice try

@bolded, hahahahahaha, one must be very high on cow-dung to assert such claim, olodo, do you know how pathetic you come off with that gibberish? Yet i made mockery of your English and introduced to you compound nouns! That is, a noun preceding another noun, a basic 3 pupil would know that yet you seem so oblivious of it!

Now in your futile bid to come off as intelligent, you still became more foolish than ever, who doesn't know compound nouns include noun+noun and non-nouns + noun, that is like telling me grasses are green! You lack the mental strength to correct me bros,it is one thing to be ignorant, yet it is another thing to be arrogantly ignorant!

lest i digress, Did your addled brain not tell you pseudo-intellectual is a single word on its own and can be regarded a noun? or you are too stupid to know this? Are you too lazy to do a research on the net? You have never excelled in any aspect of your life, and the only place you thought you could assume a sense of relevance is where i keep tormenting you!

labodinho:
Lautech,the official Glo university

please are yhu a fresh grad?

postmann:
[s]It's Sunday and I'd like to welcome all and sundry to our adult class institution where we offer online education to adults like edimolu , edimolu2 who sits at the twilight of the hope of ever having a chance of making the elite group of adults with basic, passable command of expression[/s]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, i wish i could bring this laugh down a notch, but again, hahahahahahahhahahahaahahaha!

You? lezzGoat, of all dîmwits typing aimlessly on nairaland wants to challenge/correct me in verbal-fitness, son! not even in your wildest and dizziest dreams! It would take the second coming of christ, yet you wouldn't still successfully achieve that!

Olodo! Sundry was wrongly put, do you even know the meaning? And what is the meaning of adult class institution? Are you mad? Do you just combine words without proper thoughts?

Let's turn our attention to the highlighted sentences from his post pseudo-intellectual dunce[Correct form : pseudo-intellectual,Psuedo-intelletual being a noun can not be preceeded immediately by another noun (Dunce) as employed in the sentence. But edimolu, the benighted sociopath qualified the noun "dunce" by another noun "pseudo-intellectual". So who's the real pseudo-intellectual now?

It shall never be well with you for embarrassing "whoever birthed you" on this forum with your poor academic performance. You have this keen-penchant for making an outright-fool of yourself, always babbling and bumbling like a sex-starved babboon! So this clôwnish-môron has never heard of compound nouns?, Awuzu bi llahi! MR adult class institution, i guess 'class" is an adjective right? Olodo buruku

whose head has spent eons far up 17 year olds âsses he would doubt the existence of fresh air!
We don't know what exactly went wrong here with this crackpot. Possibly he was in the middle of weed smoking and had a brain concussion during this presentation

I don't expect one whose educational career ended before it even began to understand what contextual-meaning entails! So i get it errandboy, you can wallow in the depth of your stupidity for all i effing care, even God wouldn't save your piteous âss!

Scatterbrained-hypocritic-bastard[/b] The above sentence is the perfect illustration of an ambush and desecration of the English language by the forceful and tact-less African bush monkey.
Correct form: scatterbrained, hypocritical bastard.
Scatterbrained and hypocritic(al) all adjectives qualifying the noun bastard

Time and again i have schooled you on hyphens and the likes, you have learnt nothing, you are just a vessel filled with foolishness basking in the aura of an unending misfortune, a pathetically-dimwited 40 year old who doesn't know what "rutt" means!poor fella, keep hurting okay? Olodo

Baboon faced dûllard
Correct form: baboon-faced dullàrd.
An attempt by edimolu to take education by force, by-passing years of painstaking dedication to study has resulted in an adult grammatical miscarriage

Hahahahaha, you are a slovenly-retârded adult, you even had to correct me in the use of hyphens yet again, wetin man eye no go see ooo, aren't you just a confused-loner bearing the same semblance with your whorish mother when she was questioned who your father was!.

that doesn't even scratch, to bore me yet again?Here we are caught bemused, mouth-gapping at the horrors and propensity of the grammatical bloopers and unmatched stupidity of a JSS 2F failure who came online with his fake grandiloquence.

Now your emotions have clouded your sense of reasoning thus making you reveal your untamed-ignorance, if you had been patient enough to read that sentence, it would have served its meaning, but like i have always asserted, all you do is see words and "jump to quote" aimlessly like a man void of inner direction and vision!

Conclusion:
Of noteworthy is your great ambition to fit in amongst the great intellects of this platform but sheer force and pretence are inadequate to becoming a pen giant. Half of it is inherent the other half is hard work. I'm afraid giving your progeny, you're born with inferior and negatively mutated genes. This would leave the well of your ambition perpetually dry and devoid of any real outcome,Your principal instructor; Postmann.

Will you just shut tha fûck up! See this olodo sombori who has more monikers than sense

Mr lezz aka postmann aka badbradley, i control your psyche dickfâce, i laugh so uncontrollably, accompanied with a fart when i see you confirmimg that with every morônic utterance you project, when you become intellectually-bankrupt is when you switch to verbal eloquence just to save face of not looking stupid! The mumu can't even successfully deliver painful rebuttals

See this principal of nitwits who aimed to correct yet couldn't differentiate between given and giving, am very sure you did a fervent proof-read before you sumitted this gibberish yet that mistake still eluded you, which then begs the question, are you as blind as stupid, or the old age coupled with the cataract bestowed upon yoir eyes is fast taking effect? Which is which?

Like hell, i'll bet your mother's pubic hair is grey and distended, you are really full of shyte and as such should be stuffed back in that old blown-out sweat-sock of a vagina you sprouted from and stop infecting people with your failures as an adult

PS: stop the childish stunts abeg, Time to time please learn to pluck up courage when engaging me and stop hitting the report button to award me a ban! It makes you appear softer than your momma's nipples!

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Lezz goat aka postmann aka badbradley, lets see who torments the other!

Nigga so dumb, i read your quotes and had to reach the conclusion that you are not brilliant, you are a pseudo-intellectual dunce!

One who doesn't know that when one leaves a nairaland thread, your moniker still appears on the viewing-chart for few minutes...

Yet one wonders what iidiot sired this retard!

The greatest âsslicker of all time whose head has spent eons far up 17 year olds âsses he would doubt the existence of fresh air!

Scatterbrained-hypocritic-bastard

Drop your usual stale and recycled jargons as usual, i will honor your piteous soul with a response as soon as i can! olodo

Baboon faced dûllard!

postmann:
Ok take this all time favorite classic from Don lezz:

Olodo, keep quoting yourself like a silly idiiot being bestowed with the power of mind-numbing traits!

Are you too lazy to spring up new disses that you had to bring up a stale diss that doesn't even scratch to bore me yet again? Why did you single this quote? Is this the best amongst your gibberish?

MU MU

BadBradley:
Triple epistles of frustration! Reminds me of your pain on new year's eve where you claimed to have a 10pm appointment with your girlfriend but ended up typing epistle upon epistle staying up all night with me till 1am sweating like a pig because my words cut you so deep you just couldn't put down your phone and give your girlfriend a new year treat.

Hahahahaha, Fôôl

Reminds you of what pain? Dumb idiot, i have always reiterated you lack the cognitive ability to remember things as they happened! I beat you harder than a Cherokee drum and left you so helpless you had to seek solace cc'ing other monikers!

Pray tell?how can you have an appointment with someone that lives with you? so now i have a gf shey?, she is no longer my sister? Are you not just a confused adult with no brains, no doubt you are extremely stupid!

So that's me, your cheif tormentor robbing you of your private time and social events. You ended up spending your new year day drooling and fuming over my damning diatribes. Is it any surprise you have dedicated 2018 to me? Hehehehehe

Shut tha eff up, the dude can't even spell "chief" correctly, so you need your numbing-mind juggled a little, perhaps you forget how ruthlessly i engineered your pain and downfall you had to cry foul and squeal like a girl saying " i will never honor you with a mention ever again" i could remember how hard i laughed upon sighting that,i was like this niccur is an emotional-coward! That was how much i pummelled the hell outta that thick militant head of yours! Forgetful-bîtch

You are an emotionally wayward scatterbrained bitch!No one takes you or your rants seriously. To people of this forum, you're just another mentally disordered psycho roaming free in cyber space.Save your fiction, this isn't about trolling

To which people i ask? There he goes again like a drunk-faggôt yapping aimlessly without direction or vision, you know one thing about pained-rejects? When they go bankrupt of vocals is when they generalise with the word "people" just to bear a bit of relevance, olodo that can't engage in a duel without screaming i beat you last month, i beat you last week, complete-dunce oshi

What we know for fact is that you're a reject magnet,Resented in social media,A loner in real-life,A compulsive Stalker extraordinaire ,Sickle cell anemia sufferer,Lonely sociopath,Drug abuser,Erectile dysfunction sufferer,Rejected by league of monarch,Blocked by virtually all the females in romanceland,A PM sending bandit who fantasizes about the females lezz have had

Hold on hold on okay, i get the mouth-foaming, the tension, agitation and the nervousness, what i don't understand is the stupidity that comes with it! My words don't just hit you, they slash the hell outta that worthless crust infested flesh of yours duly making a sieve outta it, lezzGoat, do you know why your words don't scratch? If you told a tall man he was short, would he feel pained or laugh flawlessly at your stupidity and mind-numbing intellect! Now you know how your words come off! Think well, think well and stop recycling cheeky verbiages!

Rejected by lezz even after offering peace on 1st January 2018,Begging like an emo-bitch to be admitted to an online group in NL,These are facts that has been proven here. You will always lose like your mother each time you go against me.At least your elife you so love will end prematurely like her actual life did,Heheheheehe!

The peace story again, you bring it up anytime your brains lack the power to conjure new words!

Cover your face, you are a shame! quoted you for a peaceful-pact on 1st of January, choi? Your brain is fast leaking the nutrients necessary for wisdom and proper thinking, You must be high on your mother's pungent bacterial-discharge, till date you have never revealed signs of intelligence!

By the way, if i noticed how dumb your comment was and corrected you hence ending my comment with peace to prove i wasn't ready to derail the thread with an unnecessary brawl, so that means i was begging for peace? Oya no vex, i begged for peace indeed, are you happy and having orgasms now?

The frequent dicks that always manifested in your mothers disgusting cunt must have hit your head repeatedly thus giving you this severe concussions! Cos i do not know what better cliche explains why you no get sense like this

This dunce couldn't even hold on to his words, even your mother couldn't successfully hold on to her not welcoming diicks ever again, this baboon-butt faced iidiot still quoted me after my words hit him like a thousand daggers, you couldn't hold back the pain and had to fight back! So i understand!

You mistake something, you are no tormentor, you aint even great at being bad, your goddamn hormones are making you apparently soft like your mother's nipples from brutal and numerous sucking, you torment me yet i quote you at will once i notice you insulting a nairalander, perhaps you should visit the dicki yet again to know what torment means!

This is the only arena where i can force senses into that thick head of yours, sho lo stupid nii,Truth is, i run from men like you in reality, serious running ni ooo, a valueless and classless-nonentity, a 40 year old without vision or purpose, engaging in duels like a sozzled-idiot, nothing to offer than recycled-jargons

A nairaland addict, one Infecting everyone affiliated with him offline with his unending misfortunes like a putrid fever! Even your present cohorts have woken up to such realization, which is why they don't give you backups here anymore, you mention them yet they see and ignore, choi, see what you have been reduced to! If this embarrassment is what happens online, i wonder how your offline'd be

Get a life! hmmm on the contrary don't, it is too late for you to succeed! Wretched-biitch

J2381:
Oh what a shame.

Ode

postmann:
[s]Your killer uncle didn't have his bath the night he rape-murdered your mother.

Layers of staled sweat which had turned into enzymes coated his elephant sized shlong. While the dead bìtch of aa woman who used to be your mom just had a clean shave the night before.

You can call the encounter a beauty and the beast scenario. She was helpless. She cried more inside than she did audibly when you uncle drove in.

Layers of scraped off bacteria were left hanging on her pussý lips as the doors of her vagina was forced open by a crude and savage entrance. The rest found their way into the naked raw flesh of her ovum as she was violated to her death.

Traces of your uncle's sperm made their way to the mortuary where they waited in vain to begin the process of creating a new bloodline of bastards that would have taken off from where your lunacy stopped.[/s]

Yawns! Boring! Try again, this time make it a lil funny!

postmann:
Says a tramadol-dependent lovesick sociopath with dick two generation older than his real age. Even my father has a better functioning one.

Dead-alive youth.

Your father is dead and long gone wasting away six feets below the earth!

I would have asked to test the authenticity of my schlong on your wife/mother, but i don't do biitches, and for a fact you aint even married, you are just a sick patient addicted to masturbâtion!

J2381:
get lost.

Werey ma ni boboyi sha, you said i smoked weed and couldn't see, isn't that laughable? It is just like saying one who drinks should not be high...olodo ni ee

You are just a silly coward who runs away from a duel when put against one, if i start with you now, you go begin play victim card! Pot-bellied dunce!

J2381:
Guy, you don smoke igbo abi? E be like say the highness no make u see road oh. :p

Funny you..lol

postmann:
To have a chance to come to my level of literal dexterity, you have to be born again, switching ancestral lines of blockheaded primates and sub-humanoids whose basic cognitive levels share parallels to mountain chimps.

Gbagaun lord Will you keep shut , mumu pezin, see how bad you keep seeking vindication and relevance,!

MR dexterity, go get married and stop blighting this forum with your misfortunes!

Nairaland addict!

postmann:
[s]Emotional and uncorrelated garbage. Boy, get a grip on your punctured emotions. They're leaking like your mother's cervix-ruptured stench-trench,Oh, our fathers. Our distinguished mine is from yours. Does the apple fall far from the tree?You're his replica in under-archievement. Under the shade of an old tree, in a dreary African sky, you both sat down to weed smoking. He was the primitive ape that show you the route to smoking.

You should have called it by it's proper name, proving yourself a member of an enlightened generation. But you come short as always. You've never stretched beyond the bars set by your forefathers. Primitive set of unhinged bushmen

see this gorilla faced lunatic?

You misconstrue words like a depraved nuisance, too many mistakes in one writing, achievement has become difficult to spell? sozzled-idiot, what is bushmen? so it has become a word right? or your maggot infested brain couldn't tell you they are two different words and as such should be separated, so much for your education, olodo oshi

Even the word "show" was wrongly put, it is showed, tenses have become so difficult for you shey, you have failed yet again, why are you so attached to failure like your father was attached to crime? huh

This life sha, lol, you? of all dimwits roaming aimlessly on nairaland wants to correct me in verbal fitness, the punk who can't differentiate when to use tenses, you must be high on stale cannabis! The mumu who doesn't know what rutt means.....oga go sleep!

you have a very porous brain!

monkey

J2381:
Thundar faya d toto wey born you! Bastard!

E pain am! werey, oga go sleep abeg, them put Gun for your head to comment? âsshole

postmann:
I thought i was the certified sickler, and an F-graded student who found himself in JSS 2F after failing to meet the intelligence quotient required to be in JSS 2A, B or even C.

I thought i was the one who got beaten by a girl in SSI, adding insult to your academic woes and unpopularity in school.

I thought was the one who ran after so many ladies here only to be discarded like a broken piece of tomato no buyer wants to take home.

And your murderous uncle;
Too bad your mother died with your uncle's dick deep inside her stench-trench with her pussý lips closed tightly against his shaft as he squeezed her worthless life out of her frailed body.

Her pusśy was far from ready, but the savage took her anyway. With a barging entrace, her pussy-gate (labia minora) yielded like the Jericho wall as it was brushed aside by a vicious and murderous buffalo, ramming home deep into her cervix. Her cry of pain was trapped in his fist clapsed around her throat, muffling every sound of anguish as he penile-slammed away.

And that man still walks free, enjoying life after disinheriting you. And you're here hiding behind the walls of nairaland, projecting your woes.

And one would think, I'm the youth with a dead, tramadol-dependent dick and the drug addict who took to drugs after his life capsided in mid voyage like titanic.

Adding lezz to all this sorrow was the stupidest choice you ever made. The only place (nairaland) where you can hide from the ugly reality of your life has been besieged by him. That's why you cling fastly and desperately even though you're a cannon fodder to the endless flaks of his bombardment.

You have been flagellated and disemboweled; out-classed and stripped. Now your mental touture has gone chronic, manifesting in perceptual disturbances that you now see lezz in every misfortune and verbal carnage afflicted on you.

That's sooooo sad!


Self-delusionary piece of human dross.

rubbish! intelligence has never been your forte what is with the i thought, i thought and i thought? it makes you appear very desperate for a massive âss whooping and i would oblige you now!

see this monkey that hasn't learned in the ways of jumping that wants to fly? hahahahahaha, dude you have not earned the right to regard anybody jobless or a stalker on this forum knowing fully well you would win a trophy back to back repeatedly for being without a life offline, am obliged to ask of you, asides nairaland epistles what other things drain your energy or consumes your time, cos it is evidently-obvious you live a wretched life!

E pain am, Good for you!

what better cliche explains one with a dead brain best at floating cells required for proper thoughts? Time to time , you should learn to channel this bitterness into reality, probably you would have something worth living for

You have made it so easy to cut through the meat of what is going on in your life with that screenshot, you are a paranoid patient, one suffering from depression and a high level of insecurities, which is why till date you live a non-fulfilled and under achieving life

You serve no purpose being alive, you should be euthanized at best and your body used to replenish the soil for better yields or you should be shot on sight like a rabid dog! worthless piece of shii

you could also do us a favour by drinking a bottle of brandy, get into that dilapidated inherited carton, and drive yourself into a bridge or better still, you could stab yourself in the stomach with a pen-knife and make an aggressive twist, there you go, you have rid this blissful earth off your pathetic existence!

J2381:
Blood everywhere. What's left is a walking corpse. Chai!

Pot-bellied Shameless-faggôt, keep walking

Old fool

postmann:
It is called notification bar/drawer, you unevolved, 21st century left-behind bumpkin.


You just unwittingly gave away the fact that your real life is measured in social media activities. What a waste of birth. Little wonder nairaland became your hospital where you go for erectile dysfunction prognosis and counseling for social behavioural disorders and drug abuse. Now it all comes to light why you hate lezz so much, he has destroyed your true home -- nairaland.

Oouch! I thought unread messages and other notifications are for those who have been away from their phones.

So you had the time to study my screenshot like a specimen from space and you haven't noticed my phone is different from lezz's?

C'on, demented sociopath, your game is up. Take a walk of shame back to the cesspool you came from

will you keep your mouth shut, the only thing you surpass any nairalander is the way nonsense sprouts from that addled brain so easily like fart from anus!

your father must be very mad for birthing you in the first place, how can someone just admire stupidity and tend to wallow in its aura!

olodo sombori, so i should have called it "lower part of the screenshot abi? your brain must be sawdust-filled! militant headed nitwit!

in your bid to diss, you revealed how unintelligent you are yet again, yes social media defines me, it is how i have been able to meet up with clients and keep track of reviews , you must be super-dumb to think this is even a diss!

See as the upper part of your screenshot blank, not even a whatsapp message, no wonder you come on seun's forum to form jagaban, you know no one offline, you are a loner, a life-reject, one who has neither the brains nor the talents to excel in places of worth!

@ bolded, who tha Bleep doesn't know you use two andriod phones, silly thing, baboon faced idiot!

am back now....lets do this! olodo

BadBradley:
Triple epistles of frustration! Reminds me of your pain on new years eve where you claim to have a 10pm appointment with your girlfriend but ended up typing epistle upon epistle staying up all night with me till 1am sweating like a pig because my words cut you so deep you just couldn't put down your phone and give your girlfriend a new year treat.

So that's me, your cheif tormentor robbing you of your private time and social events. You ended up spending your new year day drooling and fuming over my damning diatribes. Is it any surprise you have dedicated 2018 to me?

You are an emotionally wayward scatterbrained bitch!

No one takes you or your rants seriously. To people of this forum, you're just another mentally disordered psycho roaming free in cyber space.

Save your fiction, this isn't about trolling.

What we know for fact is that you're a reject magnet

Resented in social media

A loner in real-life

A compulsive Stalker extraordinaire

Sickle cell anemia sufferer

Lonely sociopath

Drug abuser

Erectile dysfunction sufferer

Rejected by league of monarch

Blocked by virtually all the females in romanceland

A PM sending bandit who fantasizes about the females lezz have had


Rejected by lezz even after offering peace on 1st January 2018

Begging like an emo-bitch to be admitted to an online group in NL

These are facts that has been proven here. You will always lose like your mother each time you go against me.

At least your elife you so love eill end prematurely like her actual life did.

Heheheheehe!

. u cnt edit this, hahahaha, see as u take shoot yasef...oponu...i dey come, you seem agitated by the way!lol

BadBradley:
Triple epistles of frustration! Reminds me of your pain on new years eve where you claim to have a 10pm appointment with your girlfriend but ended up typing epistle upon epistle staying up all night with me till 1am sweating like a pig because my words cut you so deep you just couldn't put down your phone and give your girlfriend a new year treat.

So that's me, your cheif tormentor robbing you of your private time and social events. You ended up spending your new year day drooling and fuming over my damning diatribes. Is it any surprise you have dedicated 2018 to me?

You are an emotionally wayward scatterbrained bitch!

No one takes you or your rants seriously. To people of this forum, you're just another mentally disordered psycho roaming free in cyber space.

Save your fiction, this isn't about trolling.

What we know for fact is that you're a reject magnet

Resented in social media

A loner in real-life

A compulsive Stalker extraordinaire

Sickle cell anemia sufferer

Lonely sociopath

Drug abuser

Erectile dysfunction sufferer

Rejected by league of monarch

Blocked by virtually all the females in romanceland

A PM sending bandit who fantasizes about the females lezz have had


Rejected by lezz even after offering peace on 1st January 2018

Begging like an emo-bitch to be admitted to an online group in NL

These are facts that has been proven here. You will always lose like your mother each time you go against me.

At least your elife you so love eill end prematurely like her actual life did.

Heheheheehe!

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diick face, quoting with several alts won't save you...brb in a jiffy

postmann aka lezz

at the upper part of your screenshot proves you live an unfulfilled life, no missed calls, no messages, no alerts, no mails, nothing of sort, not even a mere facebook notification, no wonder your battery is fully charged, nothing time-worthy drains it!

See how blank your phone is, the alarm you activated is for the sole purpose of waking up as early as 6.25 to come on nairaland to respond to edimolu's mention, your life is but a reminder of what a man is never to become, the only notification you get is update approval, broke biitch oshi,

GET A LIFE, get married and stop disgracing other 40 year olds....iidiot

postmann:
Over four thousand words from this sociopath and none finding their target.

Those 4 thousand words from you are reactionary to the simple truth about the sad story you called your life. You're the one truly hurting. No one is dissing you, we're just tellling the true sad story of a sad misanthropic sickler. .And all you could do is throw wild, off the mark shots like a dazed boxer cut with a right power jab.

That's what happens when a fool is blessed with pride. You simple don't know when to walk away and not smart enough to deliver a corresponding retort. So, you're caught up in this quagmire of humiliation.


Now, look at him! Desperate to belong to a strata unbeknownst to his bloodlines. With a ghetto-like countenance and lips telling tales of a life of tragedy and depravity. Those charred lips mirror your broken hopes and dreams -- the ashes of your irredeemable tomorrow burnt in the inferno of your youthful miscalculation and genic dysfunction.


Your clothing and glass are a cheap pretence of your otherwise primitive carriage, just as your online persona are a smokereen behind the sad tragedy you callled your life.

The gbagaun lord has killed me with blunders ooo, please remind me to always come with a bullet-proof, this is becoming too much!

Four thousand words, so you even counted it? Lol e pain am.....aarrrrrggghhh, there he goes again with the same boring tale.....

My life is this , my life is that, come up with something better, you are becoming a tiring bore?

Let me ask, Have you wânked on bum.bae' picture today?.....you sure do have a bounty full of problems waltzing through your life! Yet you have not the tiniest thoughts of reasoning to seek ways to better your life than to stay here viewing as a guest and subtly waiting for my mention! Lazy boneheaded drunk!

A jobless mofo, one who stays glued to nairaland pages like a depraved lunatic, one who is insufficiently intelligent,one who can't doesn't know what multitasking is! One who gets confused with words as his mother was when asked who impregnated her!

Oh yea, i remember, the sex starved iidiot who ventured on a 9 hour journey for an imaginary bleep, Life has dealt you so many smack downs and uppercuts, you have lost touch with reality, where are your cohorts, t.som and the likes, hahahahaha, lezz the unrecognized puppet thinks he gat voice now that is laughable!

Infact we should pity you now, your life is the sole definition of what our present country is passing through! Your existence defines criminalities and its tendencies!

Trolling me with my picture is like filling a basket with your whoriish mother's pungent urine, it is a futile attempt, i put the picture there, no one but me, i did it, and yet i still challenged you to a battle of wits, you are the one who is ashamed of what you look like, a baboon butt face loner with a tiny waist!

God never favoured you with anything of worth, you are malnourished and look less attractive by the day, no one is responsible for that but you!

You would wish i stop torturing you right? Lailai, I will be your doom on this forum lezz, you never know wetin you enter!

Demented cow

BadBradley:
Your phone can't even take screenshots!!! Poor miserable bastard.

But why were you rejected in the group nah?

Stop posting uncorrelated screenshot , you brain-damaged idiot.

Not even the intervention of a member could save you.

People really find you repulsive

intervention of which member ooo?

uncorrelated screenshots, mo ku ooo, you are as blind as stupid, intelligence has successfully eluded you, this is what happens when old age tells on peeps and make them ignore wisdom and embrace foolishness! i wish i could feel your pain, but who likes being stupid? not me !

MUMU, so dacova dey league of mornarch abi? eheeeeen? are you seeeeeerrrrrioooous?


lezz, no jokes, men without purpose like you wouldn't last a day on that group chat! If you could view my profile pics and get attracted to temmy rather than appreciate the beauty of his cane corso/italian mastiff, then your brain needs to be thoroughly checked!

A 40 year old man who stays on an online forum like he owns it, one without inner direction or vision in life will never be added to the group! i have been there for a decade now and have made countless sales of my canines! so kill yasef!

That reminds me, lezz i took my stud out for a walk this morning to flex its muscles, came across a dam on heat, the owner liked my dog and asked for a mate!

it was very surprising how the dam kept getting scared of the size of my dog and just won't settle for a mate! we had to improvise!

here is the interesting part, it reminded me of your mother, if a dog can resist sex time to time, why was it so difficult for your mother to resist it, your biitchy mother was always hôrny, the whôre never minded the size, be it big or small, just have an erection and she was good to go! There was never a time she gave NO for an answer! it was that bad

And that was exactly what killed her, after being bed-ridden for months, it was later confirmed she had fluid-filled blisters and crusts all over her distended and grey-haired cûnt, which fast spread towards her anal cavity thus making shyte and piss become unbearable! she could only expel wastes with the use of technology! such a pitiable waste of life she lived

listen up boy, Bitter truth is, a dam is far better than that LovePeddler you call mother! simply put

You can keep the picture and use for trolling in the future...you must die on my matter oooo oloshi

Oloribuku, mashanfani omo only if you know what it meant...bastardized-loner!

jobless fool!

BadBradley:


Now he's mumbling in Yoruba whenever he's hit hard. Poverty-enveloped dog!!!

I told your mother then to follow me and never to be misled by the stolen yams your father impressed with.

Now look what he gave her: you. A sociopath, a serail actual and online reject, a drug abuser, genetically inferior with erectile dysfunction.

Then got murdered by her own brothers. I could have protected her better than that lounge-lizard you call a father.

Now even offline groups are rejecting you like some internet Ebola virus.

shame of you.

Speaking in my mother tongue means am pained, the way you assume things and speak on it is very alarming, you have never proven to be intellectually sound at all, you have the brains of a primary school pupil, you are too stupid for a 40 year old, oh i remember, "fool at forty they say? "

lol, you for kukuma ask me wetin i talk na, and i would have told you! ode

Now you have resulted to story-telling, hmmm, send your CV to Bayowa films and records, they might have a package for you! olodo

At times i sympathize with you, it is not entirely your fault, your failures as 40 year old is the fault of your father, the drunk was never around, dude got so lost in trying to figure out what to do with his life, the depression was to much to bear so he resulted to drinking till he died like SHK in devdas!

You have a paralysed-brain, nothing else!, cos the way you blight this forum with your endless-misfortunes is far worse than an abscess in the ear!.

Get a life fôol, or better still be a good pal and rid yourself of your pains by throwing yourself under the train, trust me,no one would miss you!

Broke-biiiaaaaatttcchhh!

postmann:
Edimolu or rather edimalu, the dweeb no one likes for company.

From the screenshot lezz provided certain truths are undeniable.

** You actually lost your phone and your SIM hence the words "added back" was used.

** You actually were rejected and scorned by the group who seemed totally uninterested in having you back

** No one in that group missed you. Your lost phone was a timely excuse to cut links with you.

** Your rejection was a unanimous one. So strong that your "solicitor" was giving the cold treatment.

** You were of no value to the group, like in nairaland, there's no meaningful intellectual contribution from you.

** And lastly, you're a serial reject and a social castaway, even adeola, like marinee was avoiding you and the group too would rather remain one member short than having you back. If disrespect was a disease, then you're a potent virulent contagion. Your disease was transferred to your "friend" who was even disrespected for bringing up your issue.

It sums up your life. You're a frustrated and repulsive mass of human embodiment. Your life is a human casualty to the collective assembly of polished individuals and an offense to enlightened sensibilities.

You're truly alone -- lonely like a dark cloud floating aimlessly across the sky.

blah blah blah, edimagu edimolu, edimalu, oga talk something else jawe, your brain go on indefinite strike?

you show too many signs of pain! 6.25am..Damn i gave you sleepless nights! Good for you!

lezzgoat! you aren't giving this your all, at all at all, i must have dealt you a great number of dirty blows which resulted to me bursting up your hormones you had to show up here as early as 6.25am to give a clap back that is as tiring as your mother's unresolved quest for diicks!

Do you know how ridiculous and clownish you sound? you dimwitted côck-sucking buffallo, should you not be up for work and ready for the day's earnings if you really had anything going on for you offline? you are a shame to anyone having any affiliation with you!.

i won't pity you, i won't even give you the honor to tap out, never, this will go on for as long as need be, Can you imagine the way this harebrained slowpoke keeps hovering around the same diss over and over again, how can i be laughing at something that is meant to hurt me, is that what i have reduced you to? a mind-numbing idiot laced with a slow mentality!

Dough-faced-biitch, you lack the brain capacity to do anything else, your present aggression is a sole reflection of your weakness!


Nothing changes the fact that you are really suffering from paranoia, you have no shame, how can one human being create this level of nuisance on an online forum, you are a fûcked up narrow-minded retard and an alcoholic, which typifies why you look so malnourished, raw ethanol has fast eaten deep through your system thus rendering you short of the necessary vitamins! Ologogoro

Aren't you that anorexic-dunce who has a waist the size of a stainless-cup, with a face as wrinkled as a gorilla's butthole, with a fashion sense fast declining towards the zero mark, who uses a lemon color belt and a cutlass baggy-tie, God that is so so effing gây!

lezz if you would ask me, i think you are a big time biitch, one who's seen through many diicks ,your brains have been blown away by the draught!

Niccur your words reflect who you are, a 40 nairaland sick reject, a sociopath, a bum.bae obsessed addict, a pant sniffer, a profile pics masturbâtor, yea we know all about you diickface , this forum is where you could assume some sort of relevance, so enjoy the ride

oya type again, sorry ehn, it aint my fault you chose misfortune over success, go cry to yo' mamma

Dreadedmaze:
Now you're sounding irresponsible. Did you speak? No. You just typed a whole lot of crap. See, there, I fixed your brain. Goodnight olodo. By the way I don't hate you. I believe you can be helped to become a better person tomorrow.

Do not start what you can't finish!

Do not push your luck, You should take that walk now

Badbradley aka lezzGoat

Go and Bleep your wife, imagine a 40 year old staying awake and dissing at this time, ahhhhhh, when jesus said it is finished, he was actually referring to your chances of being successful in life

Don't you think at all, this is 2018, you never marry , you never born, na 17 year olds you dey frolick around like a sex starved dunce, bumb.ae obsessed wânker,pants sniffer oshi, you have inhaled too much pants of teenagers that it has greatly corroded your quest to think properly! Olodo

Lezz aye eee ti baje gan ooooo, aye ee ti ta paaaao bi ibon, oooo de ri eni so fun eeeee

Anyways, me yaf lay my bed, i is wantu sleep, if you like keep refreshing your browser, you won't get a single mention , you can stay her as long as you like, na you kukuma get nairaland shey!

Em u em u