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BadBradley:
See as the imbred is playing into my hands.

So you lost your phone and claim to have been taken off the group.

So when I exposed you that losing your phone will not make you go out of a group in WhatsApp or BBM you now what to conviently claim to have lost the SIM and didn't do a welcome back!!!!


If we go believe a shiftless liar like you, it means if you didn't retrieve your SIM , you're truly lonely.

But how will you never recover a SIM that you use for your WhatsApp?

Oga, tramadol, don't you see that your DNA mutations affected your cognition.

Brain lesion is definitely one of your birth defects along with distorted red blood cells making you a living mutant.

"So Adeola no reason you"? Or reason your dug?

Is marinnee not same Adeola's friend in same group that proceeded to block of off on WhatsApp too?

You're a rejected loser.

I have more screenshots for you, social plague. Time to bury you alongside your dishonourable mother.

Lying back of human garbage!!!

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now you can't edit this......

badbradley aka LezzGoat!

it pains you each time i point out your flaws in life, and to make matters worse ,i make fun of it at the slightest instance!

You wish you could assume some stuffs and hope it were true, in a bid to diss your opponent, craft your words well, engage in a fervent thinking, don't just pick words here and there to seem ghetto, cos to be candid ,you really suck at that!

i do not know how one man can reflect this mannerism of weak thoughts, you lack mental strength to progress on life, which is why you have gotten so stuck in life! Your misfortunes are yours to deal with!

like i said , your attitude towards intelligence is sickening, i wish i could feed you to my canines for having this pungent and mind-numbing traits!

The below screenshots are self explanatory, i even mentioned, if bobby wasn't a diickhead, he should add me up!!! For your info i was added and as we speak am a popular member!

so quit being a sozzled-idiot and type something that doesn't magnify your stupidity!

now if you keep ahead with the league of monarch shiit, then i would believe you have been intellectually spent as usual and would type jargons to assume a bit of relevance!

The thread is all to see, no wonder you couldn't reply my quote on FP , silly coward, so this was your evidence, you really suck being an CIA, i would have murdered you in cold blood and left your carcass for the vultures to feast on!

https://www.nairaland.com/3782670/scary-hell/1#56278453

am sure you read all through and perhaps you knew it was a group chat, but admitting your stupidity is what i don't expect of you, afterall you are a poverty stricken 40 year old fool who lays pride to owning a power bank

BadBradley:
League of monarch reject.

All the folks in that screenshot belongs to league of monarch. Now if you lost your phone, your WhatsApp and BBM group still stays. You don't need to be added back !!!

Dummy bastard!!!

It only goes if you change SIM. Lying despicable human filth!

If it were ordinary pet group why are you rejected?

So Adeola owns a dog? Hahahahaha.

Please take a look at the poor chines phone with the distorted screenshots it could muster, that has always been your phone since you registered here.

* If you lied about your mother's murder
* Lied about your drug abuse
* Lied about taking tramadol for your weak erection
* Lied about being blocked on WhatsApp by the girls you were stalking

What are you ever going to accept.

League of monarch reject!!!

still the trait of an unintelligent person, did i tell you i retrieved the sim! olodo, this your flying nodding get as e be, league of mornarch my ass!

you are as blind as dumb, if you had a brain you would notice a breakage in the quotes , firstly i complained about rola acting weird lately on nairaland at that time!

then the other paragraph we talked about the dog group, what the fûck is league of monarch?
if dacova was referring to ader.ola's group, why should he mention he sent my number to the admin and not adero.la....you are so scatterbrained!

so dacova too dey league of mornach abii?

Guy you need rest abeg!

you have showed enough dimwittedness for one night!

come FP and post this na..olodo...

Dreadedmaze:
When someone says a write up has an harsh TONE, does it mean it was written with a KEYBOARD? Your mind is still too infant to understand the idea of written expressions. In wanting to show you're educated, you've only proved how underdeveloped your brain is. Cos Oyibo say what? Enu to ba nbe, is a mouth that will soon bend, taink you.

you are still trying to justify your buffoonery and stupidity! you must be fûcked in the head!

"am sorry if i sounded harsh"

Those were your words, with much emphasis on sound, now go back and read the first quote i gave you!

Damn, i hate peeps who always try to justify their obvious mistakes, you were wrong!

you know what, could you Bleep off now...

BadBradley:
If I'm vexed, then do we make of you who carries a pain for over one year giving me revenge quotes?

And he I asking me to get a life when he has bee quoting me for one whole year out of frustration!


I'm still combing through Facebook, Nairaland, Twitter to find anyone who has genetic defects, love self-esteem, a penchant for substance abuse, social media stalker, and a nuisance to people to the extent he was rejected by an offline group.

It's no puzzle why you keep quoting and quoting. Nairaland is your existence. If you would beg a teen to accept you in this group, then you're a disgrace to all sickle celled people.

Once again, who will take this serial reject seriously?

Who will ever be angry by anything this social plague says?

See how he's hustling for ordinary Nairaland offline group and still getting rejected.

No one wants you. Note even males.
My I keep quoting you is just to relive your torture and pains.


Two things edimolu/zeelord cannot do without:

1)Nairaland
2) tramadol

San loser skank!!!

i have always said it that you have no sense, always seek to understand, else you make an outright fool of yourself!

so this is the screenshot you claimed to have that i was begging to be added on a group chat? yet again i will make a mockery of your education, you are very very unintelligent!

if you had asked i would have told you, that was a group chat meant for dog breeders created by bobbysaxy(a popular breeder on nairaland)...i lost my phone and got off the chat, dude it is a chat meant for dog lovers or peeps who own dogs!

so that was what you have been yapping about, hahahaha, dis guy mumu ah swear, no wonder you saw temmy's dog on my profile picture, and like a complete-dunce you ignored the dog and called me a gây boy for showcasing the beauty of that cane corso! your brain should be plucked out and chopped into bits since it does nothing but embarrass you at every instance, perhaps you are better off it, don't you think so?

lezz one one defines you, UNINTELLIGENT!

i wish i could catch you now and feed you to my canines for being so foolish, i bet you'd be very tasteful or tasteless, who knows, but it is worth a try!

BadBradley:
this easily takes the crown of the longest ineffective wailing in Nairaland history.

So after hours of digging deeper than the grave your mother was buried you were only able to come up with a thread about "if alcohol is harmful to one's health"?

Looooooooooolz! So you don't know as reported in British Health journal, people who drank a glass of alcohol EVERYDAY has a healthier chance of never having a heart attack than those who NEVER drank alcohol their entire lives?

When are you going to stop disgracing yourself in front of the watching world?

To believe I have been bantering with his ill-exposed and pathetic poorly educated mug!!!

To even think he would use my line of having his father offload his inferior genotype deficient sperm on his mother's flabby thighs...

My verbal assaults are forever implanted in your memory. You now use theninvoluntarily keep learning. Until you do, you will always feel enraged to keep quoting me to feel good about your pains I have caused you.

Like I said, edimolu/edimolu2 aka zeelord, if your parents were careless about their DNA and genotype before fücking like wild rabbits to produce you, they will still be too careless to nurture you emotionally and intellectually.

Your biological Foundation is porous and faulty, dude.

And your parents' flawed marital choices are to be blamed.

They gave their sexual lust far more consideration than the biological accident your life has become.

stop being a hypocritic-môron! i am poorly educated yet you find time out of your busy schedule to reply my quotes faster than your mother cums upon massive diick-drilling!

Oh, by the way i wasn't gonna quote this anymore, but i couldn't help but notice how boring your words have become basking in much recycling, your brain cannot spring up new disses again right?

It would take a teen to notice your foolishness within minutes, you make that evidently-obvious, this dunce has forgotten i once used the alcohol thread to reveal his stupidity, you lack retentive memory, your brain must be phlegm infested, you might not be aware of that but it is obvious, you forget things so easily, which is why you regard your own mother dead and not mine.......olodo

Stop saying things you know nothing about, alcohol is the general name, and it can be classified into wines, ethanol and beers! No reasonable mind would tell you ethanol has a positive effect on the heart, get your facts right and stop generalising like a dumb iidiot, only wines are good for the heart! olodo

You would wish i table out my family's business here on nairaland right? Keep waiting till the second coming of jesus! dunderhead!

You know what? there is no crime having a big militant head like yours, but when it contains a brain the size of a rabbit-dung, then that is a crime!

And next time, don't just go around murdering people in cold blood with your blunder-ridden bullets, nigeria's economy is enough to deal already!

where is the pain you caused me? i never see am ooo

BadBradley:
I thought you would be coming back with a big find!!! Lolz.

You have no shame or class.

You remind me of unadulterated lunacy. Everything about you is anticlockwise.

Opening a thread about your genotype defect only means you're alien to shame.

And to even admit you got knocked out by tramadol in your attempt to boost your sexual prowess is tragic.

I bet you felt it would be perceived as manly. you are organically retardéd.

Any woman who mothered a degenerate psycho like you should have a social decency lower than a fishmonger.

you don vex? cry me a river!

you must die on my matter ooo!

anyways i got a better one!

what would your mother do if she were alive enough to know you are nairaland's oldest fôôl, a pedophile who has refused to marry because no woman would grace his bed!

sex starved iidiot, bum.bae obsessed punk, have you wânked on her picture tonight?

and by the way how about those shaky legs of yours, are they balanced now?

Get a life bro, am not responsible for the things that make you hate life!

BadBradley:
when edimolu gets cornered like a smoked rabbit, he starts looking for typos to divert attention.

How your father's sickle celled sperm made the marathon to flagellate your mother's diseased ovum is a miracle.

I don't have to look for typos when you make a clapback, it is always embedded in each paragraph of any moronic utterance you project, you do not have a better control of grammar, you were only fortunate to have stumbled upon thesauras

You have proven to have a penchant for ill-articulation..

Please could you shed more light on where you did the cornering? Lol! So cos i wanna put you in your place, make i no feed my tigers shey? You must be fûcked in the head!

By the way, that particular parental diss has as old as your mother's pubic hair...you aint giving it your best!...olodo

BadBradley:
this easily takes the crown of the longest ineffective wailing in Nairaland history.

So after hours of digging deeper than the grave your mother was buried you were only able to come up with a thread about "if alcohol is harmful to one's health"?

Looooooooooolz! So you don't know as reported in British Health journal, people who drank a glass of alcohol EVERYDAY has a healthier chance of never having a heart attack than those who NEVER drank alcohol their entire lives?

When are you going to stop disgracing yourself in front of the watching world?

To believe I have been bantering with his ill-exposed and pathetic poorly educated mug!!!

To even think he would use my line of having his father offload his inferior genotype deficient sperm on his mother's flabby thighs...

My verbal assaults are forever implanted in your memory. You now use then involuntarily keep learning. Until you do, you will always feel enraged to keep quoting me to feel good about your pains I have caused you.

Like I said, edimolu/edimolu2 aka zeelord, if your parents were careless about their DNA and genotype before fücking like wild rabbits to produce you, they will still be too careless to nurture you emotionally and intellectually.

Your biological Foundation is porous and faulty, dude.

And your parents' flawed marital choices are to be blamed.

They gave their sexual lust far more consideration than the biological accident your life has become.

Now you can't edit this...gbagaun lord, i dey come point out ya errors...just a minute

chrisley:
"Correlation does not imply causation" .. the fact that your tormentors sound very much alike does not mean those disses are from same person..

The monikers you have up there are three diffrent persons yet you keep mixing things up.. Now I am guilty by affiliation because of your impaired discerning capability

Am just imagining how silly you will look the day will discover you've been misquoting innocent people.. thats if you will ever regain your sanity cos your charred lips is a testament that you're always high on a spliff

will yhu shut up, you are never any good at lying, you lack the mental-strength!

Man up and stop the consistent whining like a silly biitch having brain seizures!

i would never have known of the existence of this moniker if you hadn't quoted me out of nowhere like a Numbskull, an old account that barely had up to 50 comments, which was why i ignored you like a disease, now i see through your bullshyte, now am ready to bring you hell en bloc

You know postmann to be different from lezz yet you never quoted either account until 2018!
You are not lezz yet you know of the picture i took in front of a pharmacy store when i took my babe's phone to the engineer, you are a fûcked up retard!

Out of the blues you know the car lezzGoat and errandmann uses, you have never affiliated yourself with any of lezz's cohort, but you are quick to defy all odds and cry foul for vindication that lez aint post!. hahahahahaha, ode ni ee

perhaps you forget not everyone is dumb like you.... MR LEZZ, try get sense now, you are showing too many signs of dementia!.

The more you quote me with this moniker reveals albeit subtly who you are! , and it shan't be well with you for playing the victim card! you boasted with this moniker you would slash me to pieces! oya slash me ooo, type what you have never typed before?

MR N-POWER AMBASSADOR

lol, yes and the charred lips, please leave am like that, my homiez an folks are cool with it and my babe as hell aint complaining.....i post my pictures as i deem fit cos i love me self, i wish i could say the same for you, leave the darkness alone! is it your dark? ugly-baboon

But one thing is for sure, it can't be as dark as your mother's distended and charcoal-stained cûnt from the innumerable count of dîîck manifestation she bestowed upon herself, her love for côcks was beyond this world!

ode!

E pain am!

LezzGoat, aka postmann aka chrisley aka shroud aka badbradley, i weak for your several alts ah swear,

This is as laughable as it gets, someone is really pained like a life-reject! you will tire!

i got this for you!

i can't begin to imagine how pathetic you come off throwing yourself into an unnecessary confusion and bewilderment by neglecting the general purpose to which you were wrongly-birthed!

Please take a gander at this irredeemable foolish-nonentity having the balls to challenge me in verbal correctness ,it is therefore self-evident you apply too much pressure anytime it comes to the application of intellect and improvision you are always found insufficiently lacking in that regard!

creating a thread to ask if alcohol is good for one's health must be the height of foolishness? how dumb can a 40 year old man get? Yet the thread was not graced with more than two comments, hahahahaha!

https://www.nairaland.com/2612138/alcohol-really-bad-health

You are a disgrace to all 40 years olds, your dead father would be making repeated turns in his grave wishing he had wanked you off on your whorish mother's stretch mark infested and unattractive thighs!

As schizophrenic as you are!

*you embarked on a 9 hour journey all the way to anambra leaving your slum for toto's sake, yet the 17 year old witnessed your ugliness and ridiculed you on the spot. You cried and lamented like a broke biitch for days on this forum trying to evade condemnation, yet it was as futile as filling a basket with water, deed had already been done!

*You are that broke biitch who begged for 1000 naira mtn recharge card during the nairaland contest

*the bumb.ae obsessed faggôt,men like you are the kind that would sniff a girls dried-out panties to get an erection! Stupîd-wânker!

*You are the mod that was sacked by se.un without remorse, you lost your dignity and your only means of survival and till date you have been poverty-stuck like a "rusted-nutted-bolt".

*Imagine a 40 aged fool laying pride to owning a power bank of 2000 naira that he had to snap and upload the picture! you must really hail from a wretched family!

*Your frequent masturbation validates why you have a very thin, unbalanced and shaky legs like one suffering from polio.

*You would stay awake all in the name of dissing, when those in your age bracket are either banging their wives or making money calculations! Only if you would churn this amount of energy into reality, you could have fathered kids!...lol

*At your age you still lay claim to being an E-warlord, jesus,an online-jagaban?do you know how hard i laugh upon sighting that pathectic-cry for vindication?

*You are the product of a wasted fûck, which validates why you have no shame and would frolick around 19year olds so you could either rape them or beg from them! one word explains you...pedophilic-RAPIST!

Yet you do not possess the intellectual wherewithal to carry out any meaningful accomplishments offline which is why you have decided to harangue and hound nairalanders in a piteous and self-defeating attempt just to gain recognition that seems so absent offline!

MR MAN NAIRALAND IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR FAILURES!

Screenshot below is where you cc'ed some persons in their mid or late twenties to come bail you out yet they ignored your mention like a cancer, doesn't that make you look less intelligent and more stupid? A wounded horse who thinks he still matters in the thoughts of his cohorts, dude you have become so irrelevant to them, they are bettering their lives while you keep wasting your life away and getting obsessed with nairaland like it is your family's property!

i hope you do realize soon enough you are just a shameless-nitwit!

Please endeavour to work hard and fill those pot holes that has rendered your life worthless and without the tiniest substance, like for instance get married, get a job , have kids, and pleaaaaaseeeee stop masturbating on bum.bae's profile pictures, it breaks your self-esteem, well that's for starters though!

Bàstard

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Dreadedmaze:

Stop doing smh before you develop head ache. I didn't speak, I typed. I jumped on your comment because I'm a United Fan. That particular accusation of Ferguson bribing ref annoys me totally, we had a lot of it from Chelsea fans who refuse to acknowledge Fergie's experience and referee decisions back then. Even as a joke, the insinuation irks me. Pardon me if I sounded harsh though. No belittling meant.

people can be so dumb sha, hypocrites everywhere!

someone asserted you "speak", you were quick to correct that by claiming you "typed" instead!

just within the nickel of time, you apologised for "sounding" harsh!

if you assume not to "speak", how come you mentioned "sound"....abi your typing get sound?

Charles4075:
As in ehhh, very stupid idiotic beings. When Jordi Alba and Neymar dived for them 2 seasons back, they were all shouting that's the beauty of the game.

How can you raise your leg from back to clear a ball from an attacker's chest and you say it's not a penalty?

Some are even saying madrid lost in front of their home fans as if Juventus won at Turin in the first leg

Aggregate score - Madrid 4 = Juventus 3

as in ehn, no mind them, you were right behind your opponent in the 18 yard box, yet you raised your leg so high that it landed flush on his chest thus making him fall, and you expect the referee to have ignored it! will barca fans have shown this hatred if it were juve that was favoured with a penalty!

@bolded is one of the vast reasons why they remain bloody hypocrites, Always screaming penaldo penaldo like sozzled-ediaats!

madrid qualified, let the haters kill themselves abeg!

hala madrid!

Flashh:
[color=#151B54]Edimolu2, being rude is one of your hobbies.

You need a chill pill.[/color]

alright sir! i will put myself in check!

barca fans are the most hypocritic set of human beings i have ever come across!

if you think the penalty was undeserved , then you must be a fool!

if you think ronaldo's game today did not best messi's, you are a greater fool!

Very confused set of faggôts always fast in playing the victim card!

postmann:
[s]Education and edimolu are like two chemical compounds when put together produce a hyper-moronic disorder characterized by cognitive mismanagement and save-facing straw-grabbing tendencies.

A D-class student having the nerves to demand the chalk from his teacher! How preposterous does it get? Only a 3rd world, mis-educated peasant looks for typos in a sociol media forum. It is clear you must have been ridiculed all through your elementary school days for being a dullard.

When words are taken from thier initials, it is up to the user to decide whether to apply the dot(s) between the letters or exclude them. E.g US or U.S (United states).

Of course IQ can't be seen. But I was giving it an attribute of a living thing. It is called "personification" in poetry.

You're actually worse than a full blown illiterate. Being a half-illietrate, you are always tempted to stray away from your intellectual boundaries, constituting an annoyance to higher sensibilities.

Real intellects are concerned with grammatical blunders.


Did you just call me sweetheart? You demented fagit! Close that gapping rectum of yours, you sickle cell ravaged klutz!

I'm tired doing you the unthankful favour of injecting sense through your rectum during each fact-fvcking session.

Your gapping rectum has become as numb as your wooden skull.

Your charred lips and tramadol ravaged cells are evidential to your sociopathy. Indeed you're intelligent for asking for clues on simple things like genotype and how to woo a lady and for plagiarizing my phrases word for word and going on the Internet to steal diss.

Ewu! You must be the young upcoming Martin Luther King in your own eyes[/s] .

always looking for subtle ways to evade the foolishness steadily flowing behind him, such futile attempt! hahahahahaha

Dude you have become really soft, you whine more than you deliver pain! Try again, this time do a proof read else i'd scheme through like i did this!

am not responsible for your misfortunes!

broke-bitch

chrisley:
Edimolu pls stop spamming my page wit your psychotic mentions.. Why wil I deny been lezz/shroud when I so wish I can be like him in penmanship

I know you have been verbally assaulted by lezz in the past thats why you've been hovering on his sobriquets trying to get back at him.. But its such a vain mission you've embarked on cos you'l neva win, It's like pulling a knife in a gunfight

U can let de brawl drag on.. wit your unavailing persistence while we laugh at your futility.. you have become so dumb to think you can subdue the synergic force of postmann n lezz

Am a gangster and a gentleman.. a doublehead sword and I won't hesitate to slash you

Cross me at your own risk

olodo, there is nothing like doublehead! what kind of simpleton are you now? na by force to use grammar?

cross you at my own risk? nigga what have i been doing all this while? you must be a dimwitted bastard to think you pose a threat to any nairalander as long as i exist on this forum!

40 year old fool! poverty-stricken fella

thundar faya yhu for there sef

hahahahahaha, this guy jobless no be small

see postmann staying glued to this thread forever waiting for my mention like a job-seeker hoping to be interviewed!

you go tire! am off again...keep waiting sho gbo!

idiiot

chrisley:
Edimolu pls stop spamming my page wit your psychotic mentions.. Why wil I deny been lezz/shroud when I so wish I can be like him in penmanship

I know you have been verbally assaulted by lezz in the past thats why you've been hovering on his sobriquets trying to get back at him.. But its such a vain mission you've embarked on cos you'l neva win, It's like pulling a knife in a gunfight

U can let de brawl drag on.. wit your unavailing persistence while we laugh at your futility.. you have become so dumb to think you can subdue the synergic force of postmann n lezz

Am a gangster and a gentleman.. a doublehead sword and I won't hesitate to slash you

Cross me at your own risk

so much mistakes in one writing! olodo ni e!

you are a foolish man with no sense! you are a gangster, imagine that pathetic cry for vindication, lezz you mumu no be small!

mr n-power ambassador....

henrixx:
where was Cristiano Ronaldo in those two finals against atletico? Sometimes it's one player can't carry a club.. ..the rest need the balls. Madrid are blessed with Ramos Marcelo and kroos. These players have character And can do it when Ronaldo cant. .And this is the type Barça lacks

shut up, that is what folks like you resort to when you are on the losing end!

both players have proven time and again to be an exceptional addition in their respective clubs, people tend to look out for the both of them when they engage any other team!

people like you are fast to blame ronaldo when madrid loses a match, knowing fully well its no one man's game, but when same happens to messi you cry foul of madrid having better players!...embrace your loss abeg and wish madrid Godspeed!

for the records, ronaldo has netted more goals against atletico than messi!

postmann:
Edimolu , You've been up since 5am trying to concoct a response. That's how slow you get when i put your brain on overdrive.

You were never born to compete at optimal levels.

blah blah blah...he complains virtually about everything like an unstable-loony!

no wonder you have got stuck in poverty, instead of moving ahead and facing every harshness of life like a man, he wallows in self-pity and laments on why se.un sacked him hence truncating his future! is that not why you have chosen to blight this forum with your dimwittedness as a payback? newsflash, he gives no heck about your piteous existence!

lazy-bone

WATCH HOW POSTMANN AKA LEZZ SHROUD AKA CHRISLEY WOULD COME BACK AND CLAIM BUSY!

GEEZ, I GET TIRED OF THEM AKA'S SEF...ARE YOU REALLY THAT JOBLESS? IMAGINE SOMEONE OWNING TO ALL THIS MONIKERS CLAIMING BUSY ON A WEDNESDAY MORNING! NAIRALAND DEFINES YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU ARE SEU.N'S PET DOG! SAY HI TO HIM FOR ME!

LEST I FORGET! HOW CAN ONE HUMAN BEING OWN UP TO ALL THESE ALTS?

TheMortician
Fearlez
Lezzlie
lezzjnr
lezznjr
Darktroll
lezz
Timelezz
UltraLeslie
TheBigBadTroll
vernomouslezz
TheDarknight
TheEnQuirer
reciprokal
Bloodonmyhands
lezzTheRipper
TheInkredible
Shroud
Nairalandheroes
Badbradley
Postmann
Burningblade
Deathlezz
chrisley
Timelord
Drivebykiller
Hammerothor
Wrathofhadez
Burningblade
MDCCCXXXIII
HellraiXer
Smokesandmirror
Timelord
Djailer

blood of Zachariah, your sole-existence defines joblessness! 40+ YEAR OLD lazy and unmarried faggôt!

postmann:
Demented sociopath. So this is what your been reduced to?

Creating a 4min old alternate to masturbate on your deflated balls? Damn, your I.Q is microscopic!

This is the definition of mental tuture.

hahahaha, there he goes again, olodo..killing me with bullets of blunder!

firstly, @bolded, it is either "you are being" or "you have been" yet you typed neither, public school drop out oshi!

Secondly, intelligence quotient is abbreviated as IQ and not I.Q, you are a complete-slowpoke, which even begs the question, can IQ be seen? it can only be measured, don't be an iidiot!

Thirdly, torture is the correct spelling and not tuture, who even puts "u" instead of "o" after the first 'T' , Nigga, don't kill yourslef before your time abeg...lol

lets get started

without mincing words, In all my days on this forum, never, i mean never have i come across someone as bone-headed, brain dead and harebrained as you!

How can just one single human brain contain this magnitude of foolishness now?

I have flawlessly and completely kept you out of strategy, you have become very unintelligent! You mean i would hide behind an alt? Me edimolu aka zeelord!

Lezz small time now you go say i dey yab yhu say you no get sense, you mean i would go through the stress of creating an alt just to type "well said", lol...EM U EM U, na him u be, a pseudo-intellectual dunce

Unlike you , i don't create alts like a jobless coward, every alt bears my trademark which to my knowledge doesn't exceed 2(edimolu and edimolu2 "with the zeelord on a deactivation after i got a ban till 2027", a year i suppose you would never witness). oponu

sweetheart, you should know i would never create an alt to put effeminate sûckers like you in your place? Never! That's laughable , you flatter yourself way too much, You are never worth the troubles..

So obviously you knew i was on a ban? Perhaps you initiated the ban, cos you failed to mention why i chose to reply you today!

Now notice something, did you see the way i reasoned and construed my words, it connotes intelligence, that is how great minds think, endeavour to follow such path and stop making a mockery of your education on se.un's forum!

pS: THIS WAS THE QUOTE I INITIALLY DOTTED TO REVEAL YOUR VERBAL WEAKNESS!2 NOW THAT I HAVE QUOTED IT..KILL YASELF Ode

postmann:
[s]Edi-malu, tell me who replies his adversary with a dot

Uhuahahahahahahahaha!
Dullard!

I have drained you like a bítch fvcked dry by a dick.

Now go scavenge the globe for more diss lines and come back, and I'll send you back with a Raphael Nadal-esque backhanded slap.

Nuisance![/s]

postmann:
[s]Oh, Another empty post from the renowned JSS 2F dunce!!!


You are scurrying all over the place like a dessert fox looking for some diss lines to steal.

And you were born with a brain like everyone else. But yours is only meant to copy and paste what others have created.

Anencephalic dweeb
This is what i do ; send you on an intellectual errand[/s].

i butchered you limb after limb whilst replying to that boring epistle of yours that almost lulled me to an unnecessary sleep! so it is a 4 line rebuttal of yours i'd simply put a dot to cos i was scared right? hahahahahaha!

your father who bestowed upon you this mannerism of thoughts should be euthanized at best and his filthineness used to replenish the soil for better yields!

kilode gan? This your foolishness is something we really need to look into oo bros, it is fast getting out of hand, i quoted you because i never wanted you to correct your mistakes, go back and see the several mistakes you made in that silly comment! it gave me headache! na everytime u dey gbagaun ni, mr shroud?

i have always reiterated you have the brains of a child, all you do is assume stupidly like a lamebrained faggôt and jump into me mentions!

enough of the gay talk abeg!

lezzgoat, i will pummel you so hard like a Cherokee drum,you would think God turned his back on you, unlike you i don't go into a fight unprepared like a sozzled iidiot

jobless foôl

postmann:
[s]You're what I term a text-book student. People who are confined to the basic rendition of rules. People who can't explore and go an extra mile to be creative because their brains are wired to follow and never to lead. People who are confined to the basics. You definitely haven't read anything outside the pages of this forum since you dropped out of second school.

This is the fundamental reason why you're a plagiarist, a copy and paste human photocopy machine without a sense of originality.

A look at your online activities on this platform reveals a man who has no clue or answers to the fundamental issues of life. If you can seek help on ways to manage your sickle cell ravaged genes, and ask for assistance on how to man up to a lady on the internet, then you are just another adult in diapers. You're not worth the weight of your own body mass.

Trying to tell someone to limit his laugh transcription to "hahahahahaha" concludes the certification of your dumdum-hood. I know your ever being in an arm in secondary school called JSS 2F is lengendary in dullardry, but this top-of-the-pile expository buffonery from you takes the cake!

We're several classes apart in intellect and breeding. And there's no meeting point between the great and the undignified except in cyberspace where we roam about like ghosts leaving behind the credentials of our physical pedigree. So it's easy for you to float around above your station and fancy yourself amongst the learned.

But if you cast your gaze down, you'd see your true body, lying deep in despondency, waiting for your silly fantasy to fade away. Then you'd come down to reality -- that you're still the same sickle cell-ed, barely educated drug addict whose hope of maintaining a one-minute penile erection rests on a substance named Tramadol[/s]

Yaaaaaaawwwwwnnnnnnnns! When did you become a motivational speaker? You are boring to the core! I stopped at the first paragraph and assumed the rest as thrash! Forgive me, i can't read what a half-baked brain projects!

You are a scatterbrained iidiot, Don't be a chicken, you are not giving this all your best!

There can not be any doubt in the fact that your exiatence is but a guile, a reminder of what a man is never to become , you seem weak now, seeming fustrated and agitated, i like it, it reflects being under immense pressure which validates why you would choose to bore me with some lame motivating-words! This is a brawl dude, go cry to your mamma if you are pained, i do not care


I knew you would run tail between legs after schooling you "YET AGAIN" , bros, you should embrace the idea of going back to school to seek qualitative education, cos being absent in times-past has influenced why you make the most obvious mistakes and yet argue like a paralytic-dunce, at the very least enroll yourself, it might expunge illeteracy from your progeny and other abnormal vices capable of further truncating your already brittled and stunted destiny

Imagine this nonsensical piece of filth, this unintelligent-bastard basking in the aura and tendencies of moronic utterances having the balls to school me on being jobful....that is as laughable as it gets, every of your attitude reflects your mother's pitiful and pathetic sexual-experience, your mother's affirmed willingness to satisfy those drunks on usual basis is appalling, no wonder her guinea-worm infested cûnt aged faster than her face!

I am extremely confident that you are a failure, ome must be very poor to lay pride to a 2000 naira power bank, smh, you have nothing going for you in reality which is why a 40 year old man like you replies me as early as this when your mates are on their way to work trying to evade lagos-traffic! No doubt, your mother's imperative need for subsequent côcks was among the various reasons that typifies why you are deficient of brain-power, such intellectual-paralysis you beget!

You write like a teen, even reflect pain like one , Your clapbacks are similar to that of a child, You can't even deliver painful rebuttals, you should call on the medics now, if this were a physical brawl, your face would have been badly damaged!!!

Idiot!

postmann:
Demented sociopath. So this is what your been reduced to?

Creating a 4min old alternate to masturbate on your deflated balls? Damn, your I.Q is microscopic!

This is the definition of mental tuture.

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Buhahahahahahahahaha, i cannor laugh finish...barca is out!

Now tell me who is worthy of that cup if not madrid!
6th ballon "d" or loading!

Small time now dem go dey rate messi pass ronaldo!
Mumu pessinz

postmann:
[s]Behold our benighted, adult educated dolt!
Don't you know the 'J' sometimes takes on the 'Y' pronunciation like in AJAX pronounced A.Y.A.K.S or in Hallelujah pronounced HALELUYA.?

Now, you've truly learned something new today, haven't you, sickly, wobbly dumdum!

We know your brain is locomotive. It normally takes you a full moon cycle to post a retort like a centipede crossing a human bridge.
So tell me, jobless poltroon, how do you get busy on a Sunday and remain jobless during weekdays? You were scamming this forum to steal diss, right? JSS 2F dullard
Your mother suffered sexual violence from a village drunk who ruptured her cervix after tricking her to his bed with roasted yam.

Your mother's bride prize was a strangled rabbit found dead on a trap for 3 day. That was how cheap your deadbeat dad found her with a gapping cervix.
She menstruated all through your gestation. And as a result, vital formative, embryonic tissues were lost as blood flow, leaving your chances of being a bright child doomed forever. Hence you became edimolu, the greatest recidivist in plagiarism, dim-witted sicklemia, and the greatest dullard of the age. Edi-malu!

The Tramadol Don who became a drug addict by trying to patch his physical and biological shortfalls.

Crestfallen wussy. Funny how nairaland became your real world where you seek medical advice; seek dating advice and it became your school where lezz and i tutor you in grammar and tenses.

And one wonders what happened to your real life!

Well, it collapsed long ago, from the moment you found yourself in JSS 2F, then got beaten by a girl in SS 1, then you became a lovelorn sociopath no girl wants to be with. Finding out you are a sicklemia, frustration led you into drug abuse.
Bio-degenerated bit-pat of human dross!!!
How'd you like me, now?[/s]

Mtcheeew stree trash! You are an IDIÔT! simply put!

You are fast becoming a tiresome-bore and such a confused person that i find it so difficult to follow your foolish thoughts!

lEZZGoat, i have reiterated this time and again, you are not amongst those intelligent enough to correct me in verbal-fitness!

Pray tell, did those frequent dicks that manisfested its existence in your mother's distended cunt hit your head repeatedly "when you were yet in her belly" thus leaving you with several concussions worthy of a life-time! Cos i do not know what better cliche explains why you are this stupid!

Yet again am going to make mockery of your education! You are a public school drop out walai! Admit it!

The "j" takes on the y? True!.
Mind you, don't flatter yourself, even a halfwit-paralytic would know that! But what your addled brain forgot to remind you is, a laugh is pronounced as hahahahaha and not "yayayayaya or jajajajajaja"(which happens to be the same pronunciation as in AJAX and AYAX)...

What dumb human being includes j in haahahahahaa like hahahahajajajaja and expects it to be pronounced as hahahahaha! So you mean your own laugh is spelt as hahahahaYAYAYAYAYA right? Lol Olodo..Don't thank me though, learn to think twice as much as you type okay?

Lest i digress! *clears throat*

Dickface Where were we? Oh i remember, i was talking about your mamma's distended pussy!

Brb! Let me hold on your pain..Got a football match to watch!

You won't get rid of EDIMOLU so soon

postmann:

Behold him that boasted of having us for lunch! !

Uhuahahahahahahahahajajhaha!

when did spelling a laugh-expression include the letter "j"?

It is better this way- hahahahahahaha okay?
lesson learned?

so what is the problem?.Did you miss me?...Has lunch time passed? You must understand i have not a smidgen of respect for you,i will never honour you with a quick reply unless i am very less-busy, you come last on my agenda, while you stay aback refreshing your page hoping to get a mention, i was doing something worthwhile.....don't be in a haste for me to teach you your place!

I have annihilated several of your monikers you this dimwitted-cock-raven sûcker! worthless pile of flesh, you are the only existing progeny of your failed generation and by God i will rid you off your destitution so you don't further plague this earth with your never-do-well offsprings!

You should have never being birthed, your story should have landed and ended on the hard concrete floor of the slum where your father worked as a dish-man before his untimely death!

which begs the question what accomplishments have you to your name? 40 year old sociopathic-dunce obsessed with the name darken.baboon like a degenerate, one would extremely think he anally-raped your whôrish mum till death!

you are the product of a wasted fûck, which validates why you have no shame and would frolick around 19year olds so you could either rape them or beg from them! one word explains you...RAPIST!

it is forever penned historically that you left your comfort zone to embark on a 9 hours journey, risking your life all because of toto? what makes it worse? The innocent 17 year old girl witnessed the greatest fear of her life after feasting her eyes on your camel-butt face, she got so irritated with the sight she had to create a thread on it, you were ruthlessly ridiculed on that thread...i feel pity for you!

what kind of 40 year old brags and gets happy he has 19year olds as friends on his whatsapp list? if not our very own lezz, do you know how pathetic that sounds? it would have been more totally admirable if the girls did the boasting, but here you are crying up and down a girl is your friend offline? what kind of piteous character is this one na? on the real, you need a trophy ah swear, please could you sign your autograph here!

you are such a lousy-cûnt! poor-soul...you would wish you had the chance to re-choose destiny right? and maybe you wouldn't have chosen recognition on nairaland over success! seu.n's puppet!

You are no match for me! i will send you to the gutters where you rightly belong without remorse! am bad like that!!!