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TheUmbra:
Same shameless trick you tried to pull when I crushed you with my hammerofthor handle, until your pretence broke off. And not knowing I am also theumbra, you went to my post in merkysebbie's thread and start lifting my lines, like a common thief.

Of course you knew what happened next - thorough disgrace!

You never worth the first slate that heralded your pathetic educational journey!

Mumu dullard!

See as the idiot take shoot himself for leg, fearlez oo, you can fool most nairalanders with various alts but not me,hammerofthor kor hammerofsuperman nii, ode oshi your stupidity no dey ever end, so e dey pain you as i no give you wetin you want abi

I no get time to they type long nii, no be my fault, you know you have gotten glued to being jobless that typing long gives you orgasms

Oya type again, i want another orgasm from you

See as i keep playing with his brain

TheUmbra:
Hahahahahah!

Little fool! Your pretence threshold is embarrassingly unreliable. Look at you betraying emotions. Bwuahahahahahaha!!!

You don't play IQ games with me. I hold far more intellect than your lineage from their primordial existence down to the present generation of which you're a living shameless flag bearer

I'll crush you like the bloody orphan you are with no one to turn to.
Bwuahahahahahaha!!!

Thrash as usual dumped into the waste can!
IQ? So it gets to you, that is my intent morrrfucker

Type some more, dunderhead

TheUmbra , if you go sleep u be bastard......

TheUmbra/fearlez i dare you to type epistles again, i have brought you down to few words , you are highly predictable, you don't just bump into me like a depraved-lunatic expecting me to give you a brawl you run from at every chance, hmmm, not tonight, like i said, i toy with you at my convenience not the other way round, i alone , no one else but me decides what to do with your fate and for now i keep taking a piss on your watery and every stained-credibility

Type some more boy!

TheUmbra:
Having lived in fear and horror amongst your mother's killers, pretence is a mode of survival for you.

If there was a man half my capabilities in your lineage, you wouldn't have turned out an orphan, oppressed, ostracised and disinherited. The apple never fall far from the tree, as the saying goes.

Buhahahaha, he praises himself, apple kor pawpaw nii
Charge at me boy, arrrrrrrrgghhhh do it, ode

Unintelligent nitwit

Donaldduke2019:
lolzzz...E for reach 5 sef....gtg boss...Wanna crash

Goodnight

Rest well!

TheUmbra:
Lol!

I see pretence is richly embodied in your weak, compromised genes. Hahahahaha!
You only for yourself. Lonely, bed-alone sickler!

Four lines again? Are you tired? I won't take that, i won't...fearlez i decide when to let you go! dimwitted bastard, see? Gave u a morale...oya fast fast type
Try again
TheMortician
Fearlez
Lezzlie
lezzjnr
lezznjr
Darktroll
lezz
Timelezz
UltraLeslie
TheBigBadTroll
vernomouslezz
TheDarknight
TheEnQuirer
reciprokal
Bloodonmyhands
lezzTheRipper
TheInkredible
Shroud
Nairalandheroes
Badbradley
Postman
Burningblade
Timelord
Drivebykiller
Hammerothor
Wrathofhadez
Burningblade
MDCCCXXXIII
HellraiXer
Smokesandmirror
Timelord
Djailer

How can one humanbeing own up to all this monikers, whoever takes him serious has no future ahead of him

Donaldduke2019:
No mind all those shekpe fans, You need to see the way Elsharrawy turned them to ball pickers on that glorious champions league night

I blame moanrinhoe....He never wanted to attack Chelsea....Parking the bus as usual

Moanrinho? I don tag manu fans,


He suffer them no be small, but na still osho free 3 points na, na hin make them get mouth dey talk anyhow , i no get time watch the match sef so na news i just read

TheUmbra:
In other words, you haven't had time to copy-paste and plagiarised online disses. You sickle-cell hampered lout! Your brain can't hold a waltz of creativity. Endophenomena-bastard!!!

Just four lines? You are a bastard for typing this short, Lazy coward

Oya take it

Try again
TheMortician
Fearlez
Lezzlie
lezzjnr
lezznjr
Darktroll
lezz
Timelezz
UltraLeslie
TheBigBadTroll
vernomouslezz
TheDarknight
TheEnQuirer
reciprokal
Bloodonmyhands
lezzTheRipper
TheInkredible
Shroud
Nairalandheroes
Badbradley
Postman
Burningblade
Timelord
Drivebykiller
Hammerothor
Wrathofhadez
Burningblade
MDCCCXXXIII
HellraiXer
Smokesandmirror
Timelord
Djailer

You are my toy boy, i choose when to play with you, dance with you or whoop your ass

Please get a life and stop living off nairalanders

TheUmbra/fearlez you don tire? common now..don't tap out on me , gave you a like to boost your morale

Sho looo stupid nii

Donaldduke2019:
Chelshit fans are useless oo

They have derailed manu thread totally....since on Saturday just over a 1-0 win....if you call dem shekpe fans...They would start telling you how bakayoko is the best DM in the world or how Hidden Hazard gonna win the ballon d or....bwuahahahahahha

Lol, chelsea fans for my side ehn? I no fit follow them argue, the way dem carry chelsea matter for head ehn, e get one of my paddy wey no dey use ear hear say one team better pass am, hin fit kill u sef

TheUmbra:
You quoted me twice with one being an empty quote?

What's wrong dude? Let's have a medical peep of what's going on in your system. Therein might hold the explanation to your anxiety disorder:

The brain needs oxygen - loads of it to function optimally. You, edi-malu, the forceful toaster who suffers from anemia - a condition characterised by lack of adequate oxygen in your red blood cells - will have a genuine challenge supplying your brain enough oxygen for routine operation.

Now, do you see why you suck at everything?

Do you see why 90% of your words are plagiarized?

Do you see why your ambition is bigger than your intellectual payload, you brain-dead retrograde?

Oh, that you're materially blessed, you need organ replacement through cloning like a polar bear need winter!!!

I told ya! I'm here to bury your ass the p.mann way! Bloody idiot! You no know your mate!!!

Why did it take you so long? Tired? Just starting with you

Oya take

TheMortician
Fearlez
Lezzlie
lezzjnr
lezznjr
Darktroll
lezz
Timelezz
UltraLeslie
TheBigBadTroll
vernomouslezz
TheDarknight
TheEnQuirer
reciprokal
Bloodonmyhands
lezzTheRipper
TheInkredible
Shroud
Nairalandheroes
Badbradley
Postman
Burningblade
Timelord
Drivebykiller
Hammerothor
Wrathofhadez
Burningblade
MDCCCXXXIII
HellraiXer
Smokesandmirror
Timelord
Djailer


Get a life jobless baboon

Donaldduke2019:
lol....but at least he's better than Benzene, Apart from benzema...who else can Madrid rely on again

Donald i don clear you, lets leave this conclusion to time, i promise you, i will deactivate my account if barca gets a win over madrid, Happy now?.... It just seems impossible as much as laughable......

Donaldduke2019:
Madridiots turned e-warriors overnight.....It's well


The conqueror of spain in training today, he's gonna be the suarez we use 2 know

You just like to dey whine yasef, suarez wey don turn average player...kikikikiki

TheUmbra:
Same old pretence you put up when I summoned my Hammerothor handle to dismember your flailed physical embodiment! Pathetic fool!!!

Bwuahahahahahaha!!!

Let's talk about what your sex life holds for any unfortunate woman who ends up with you, shall we?

Rush of blood to vital organs guarantees and sustains erection during sex/sexual arousal. The rush of blood supply to vital organs is also aided by oxygen in the red blood cells.

For sub-humanoids like you an anemia sufferer, you have a problem with blood flow and adequate oxygen in your red blood cells.

This simple but vital medical factsheet about you makes you a bad market for dating. You also suffer from erectile dysfunction. You're a liability to romanceland and your constant hustle here is only a confirmation of your failed real-life dating experience. Effeminate wuzz-bag!!!

You're a romance charity case.

Bwuahahahahahaha!!!!

Romance charity case?...okay....e still no enter ode

Try again
TheMortician
Fearlez
Lezzlie
lezzjnr
lezznjr
Darktroll
lezz
Timelezz
UltraLeslie
TheBigBadTroll
vernomouslezz
TheDarknight
TheEnQuirer
reciprokal
Bloodonmyhands
lezzTheRipper
TheInkredible
Shroud
Nairalandheroes
Badbradley
Postman
Burningblade
Timelord
Drivebykiller
Hammerothor
Wrathofhadez
Burningblade
MDCCCXXXIII
HellraiXer
Smokesandmirror
Timelord
Djailer

Werey , you better go die, nairaland number one jobless fool

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AHCB:
Sometimes I fail to imagine how someone can seek online fame so much to the point of never never minding if they're deem to be experiencing lack of parental care/attention at home.

That boy is a lost course.

Joseph or whatever the fück name you bear, you are a stupid adult with no better sense, what has that dude said that warranted him being a lost cause? you hardly have a mind of your own...ode buruku

That is how you hide under the solace of other nairalanders licking their asses all through and throwing subtle jabs, and when asked to fight back you scamper away like a wet-fowl, filthy-being...always waiting for his co-horts to throw jabs before commenting, oponu

You are lucky am not cut out for any brawl tonight , you and that mumu theumbra/fearlez for hear am..stupid bunch of biitches

TheUmbra:
Edi-mugu, I want to give a simple task: I want you to lift your girl (if you have any) off her feet and carry her like you would a child and lay her on a bed. That simple task will send every organ and tissue on over-drive!!! Nancy-he-goat!!!

Given your inherent anemia which resulted in a girl beating you up in school, that would be a tall order.

You can't love or treat a woman like a real man because you're biologically incapable, epicene schlep!

Hmmm!!! That false, premature, ecstatic jubilation of "IT'S A BOY" at your birth!!!
Brainless sicklemia!!!
Bwuahahahahahaha!!!!

Nancy he goat, hahahaha

Fearlez and you call this a diss? You writing a sript?
Wait! should this tickle me, or make me mad?

Yaaaawnnnns, come again, this time make it funny, so i don't sleep off

DrinkLimca:
far from it..

I didn't mention name but old members can decipher who sent me that mail..

If i begin to reveal what happened offline and the mails i received during last year miss nairaland..

This e warlords life was on my hands, i had the power to just send a mail and have them killed.

Well you were wise not to have divulged any info

The dude must have really taken the bashing to heart for wanting to murder an e-warrior...

People sha, in no way should your online-persona define reality

ShutTheFhuckUp:

Just weak, seems no show tonight.
The opponents are withdrawing.

Lol, you sef no dey tire?
I have fresh disses lined up already for your amusement, but no be everytime you welcome e-brawl, sometimes you feel like it, sometimes you don't .

And moreover his disses are always the same old story, i always feel sleepy mid-way

DrinkLimca:
Bro you know i can't say yes or no..

But i guess you already know who i am talking about..

Choi see as u open yansh

Who has time to hunt nairalanders offline, na people like fearlez wey carry nairaland matter for head fit do am, as for me, i punish cultists, still have the bullet mark sef from an encounter, if u finished from ife, ask around for this moniker dem go clear you..

Fearlez/postmann/theUmbra if u feel say u fit challenge me offline, carry your worthless pile of flesh enter oluyole..i wan even knock sense into that bald forsaken head small

TheUmbra:
[s]Oh come off that pretence, you under-belly bio-degenerated part-bit of human existence.

Your life is a ticking clock, with plenty of do-nots!

Your organs and body tissue competes with China phones for durability. Like salty water to metal, you wear away bit by bit. Until you rust off and get hipped in the human junk yard (grave) where all your struggles and failures come to a close in your nameless coffin - EDI-MALU THE FAILURE!

Tonight's the night. I'll take you on a long torturous ride. All you have to do is stick around.

I'll teach you albeit painfully the difference between p.mann and lezz. Oh, I'm also the hammerofthur. How d'you like me now?[/s]

Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!

Pffffttt..keep owning up to those monikers, they are forever registered on this thread! Cocksücker

TheUmbra:
[s]Who's this lame duck on a futile mission trying to salvage an already soiled reputation?

Aha! The one and only Edi-mugu, the sickle-cell ravaged slowpoke with lousy pickup lines. What girl is going to find you attractive, hardon's lousy apprentice?

Ok, let's sift through your lousy defence line for line, shall we?






Thou chiefest of simpletons, simple rule of traction should have told you the chick wasn't into you. A girl aleeady knows if she's going to fall for a guy or not. In romanceland, every post is a bait, a flick of individual intellectual credential card. The ladies justle through the files and they know those they're attracted to even without DPs.

Your own file seats at the the bottom of their pecking order. You have nothing going for you, neither intelligence nor material fortune. You'd be a dark blanket over their sunny lives, you cursed Elf from a family of intra-feudal turmoil.




She said you're a boring schmuck to be with. That even all your lame attempts at cracking jokes didn't cut the ice. Given your open solicitation for romance tutorials from hardon, I didn't doubt her. Your dry pickup lines and clumsy attempts at wooing ladies here would surface as backup evidence to her claim.

Edi-malu abi na Edi-mugu, the socially awkward idiot who has no decent photo to his name except one taken lousily in front of a chemist shop like a rural dweller who is trying to adopt to urban life, it takes some dedt moves to attract women to yourself. You're a poor marketer of yourself, because you're a dweeb, a mugu, a gameless sickle-cell pansy.

You're next in line after AIDS patients You need a lot of IQ to assuage your biological shortfalls, to have any semblance of a normal life. Where strength fails, wisdom should suffice. But not in your case, restless, fractious buffoon.

You escaped monday morning cos I was officially engaged This is P.mann. I've come to nail the coffin lezz encased you in. Cursed bastard![/s]

Now postmann is theumbra? You don dey confess small small fearlez won't you rather get a life and stop living life like you were born from the anus
In as much as i would love to waltz you through that path daddy failed you, not tonight, you can drop your usual predictable hogwash....let me see if you deserve the attention


Lest u forget,

TheMortician
Fearlez
Lezzlie
lezzjnr
lezznjr
Darktroll
lezz
Timelezz
UltraLeslie
TheBigBadTroll
vernomouslezz
TheDarknight
TheEnQuirer
reciprokal
Bloodonmyhands
lezzTheRipper
TheInkredible
Shroud
Nairalandheroes
Badbradley
Postman
Burningblade
Timelord
Drivebykiller
Hammerothor
Wrathofhadez
Burningblade
MDCCCXXXIII
HellraiXer
Smokesandmirror
Timelord
Djailer

Alternate lorrrrrrrdddddddd

Donaldduke2019:
edimolu2 and draei see u guys at sports section on the 24th of December....gtg

Vamos barca!!!

God keep us till then nd beyond, i don mark you nd fucktoto down

Donaldduke2019:
See their elclasico goals

1 Lionel Messi- 23
2 Alfredo Di Stéfano— 18
3 Cristiano Ronaldo— 16

Agreed

Do a research on the number of goals ronaldo and messi have scored, start both counts from ronaldo's first season in madrid and tell me who is behind

Draei:

That just showed you know nothing about
both teams. Now lemme school you real quick,
Irrespective of which tournament they both
meet, it's always an El'classico...You dig?

I'm sure you guys will still foolishly churn out
that huge sum on him by January. Anything
for the league as we all know.

Bale? Oh please leave the Welsh outta this, or
are you already getting shock-waves he is back?

Speak on it....nigga doesn't know that if madrid and barca are included in EPL, it is still called el classico when they clash

Donaldduke2019:
Messi is just 30 and he has 94 goals in 114 matches

Ronaldo just has 100 in 137 matches

That means Messi can take 23 games to surpass and break his record

Mind you Ronaldo started playing ball before Messi

Yet within the space of the few seasons ronaldo spent in madrid he has achieved more goals than messi...pffffttt

FTrebirth:
you're still discussing last year matter. the way you referring to past tense, it seems the uncertainty about madrid's fate this season just dawned on you.

let's talk about the present. alaves whooped you, small girona of segunda division caned you and tottenham came with a grand slam. abeg, try recovering from these panel-beatings first then we can discuss how you want to get raped by barca.

and, BTW, we've beaten the so-called malaga this season plus your two new husbands, girona and alaves.

Barca had its fair share of such panel-beating last season by alaves, and that same team was killed and its blood sprinkled all over the field by madrid, so it is not new if such team comes for a win this season

And barca is in no position to preach about promoted clubs beating big clubs, not barca, never barca

Draei:

When I'm serious, I bring out devastating FACTS.
Check out this picture below, you'd see that dwarf
ain't even the first strip his top. He must have learnt
& copied it from either of these two Madrid guys..

Hahahahhahhahha

Draei:

As expected, they are gonna use the Bayern match
as a lifeline. Forgetting so soon how your FIFA
team tried robbing C.Boy with the first yellow
card he got during Supercup? The whole world
saw vividly why we term you guys Uefalona FC.


Okay, you also wanna say we robbed off Athletico
and Juve huh? Even despite those two matches
were much more important and technical than
that of Bayern Munich. Oga bow to Madridsta..

Same petty talk, okay let us assume we robbed bayern off, maybe just maybe...that proves the game was a tough duel on both side which actually had to involve a one-sided favour,(remember this are just assumptions)

Now what do you have to say for a barca team that got whooped all over by this same bayern with an outstanding 7 to nothing in favour of bayern....that is pathetic, only hypocrites use madrid versus bayern's defeat against us...no mind dem bro, the pain still lingers in their blood-stream...