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AlmiqhteeAllah:
Someone was crushing on him. His grotesque ugliness would crush her destiny.

Am sure the lady crushed when she had'nt bestowed her eyes upon his donkey-butt face

The dude is just a lost cause, fighting over crush!

AlmiqhteeAllah:
Lol. Oloriburuku. The bastard dodged my question and posted instead , random pictures, claiming them to be mine.

You must be mentally ill. Horrible-looking ogre seeking company.

It will do you more good to stop quoting never-do-wells with a face like this...

SalomonKane:
help urself...

Fücking puppet, you hardly have a mind of your own, they command and you wag helplessly like a tamed-loyal dog...keep walking will ya

BloodyWafarian:
Lolz. _Idiot is under the grip of a powerful enchantment causing him to have delusions of grandeur. He is as uninteresting as the unwashed panties of an oldwoman.

Why naw

DriveByKiller:
You baiting me with your pussyface pics?

I disssed you to be shorter than a Murano SUV , then you uploaded your pics as a defence with your brains intact. That's why you covered the girl's face standing with you.

When I trolled you for being so ugly with your hideous face that srewed up marrinie's screen alignment and she blocked you off on WhatsApp,

it bamboozled your head you forgot to screen out the girl's face.

Pic 1: ypu were defending albeit a little bit with your senses still intact so you hid your friend's face

Pic 2: you also hid this baby's face because you were still in control

But:


Pic 3, you lost contact with reason and exposed your friend's face just to get at me when I dissed you that you were blocked by a female Nairalander because you were demanding for nudes

Both your parents should be paraded as living examples why two dumb couples with bipolar emotional imbalance should never team together to produce children.

The result will be another edimolu, who couldn't manage his wooden chemist business. Or hook up with a girl offline without bugging Nairalanders for tips on how to go about it.

Your father

Take your pictures again...

You're dealing with a hollow demon. My pictures have been around here since your parents were going from one native doctor to another looking for remedy for your so sickle cell disease.

Emotional bitch!

I will dash you so many pictures to serve you your worthless life,

BloodyWafarian:
No offence, but this guy is grotesquely ugly.
Not only that, his fashion sense is extremely appalling. Who wears coat in this century? A N25O Aba-made belt on top a faded coat... Wahdafuq? Tie even looks like it was sewn by one of those disgruntled tailor.

As if this is not enough, he couldn't even strike a dashing pose for the camera. Dude be looking like a confused lowgrade slowpoke.

And almighteeAllah, the next time you are gonna post something like this, please endeavour to warn us in advance so that you won't assault my eyes like you just did. I demand an apology.

Hahahhahhaha, wait till he comes like a frightened-chicken to scream darkenedbaboon, yea right, that is how we know he is being pummelled

DriveByKiller:
the pussy faced edimolu is now being pummeled by all the monikers he accused me of being.

Did you know this guy was beaten by a girl in his class?

Tell you what an underfed , dwarf he is. They ration meat on his household so dude was deprived of proteins in his formative years.

Seeking validation? U no get sense, dude be like, back me up friend, this dude is beating the hell outta me! Werey

You have been wasted, i don blow you like smoke

SalomonKane:
Your sins are forgiven, slave. Now go fvck yourself and sin no more.

I go change am for you now, werey

SalomonKane:
wrong, you're my slave. Now go fvck yourself.

I no get pussy now, Oya sir joe no vex , i no get fight with you, i dey gbadun your maturity for ashewo section, i no just like as u enter that guy shikena, u for no put mouth

AlmiqhteeAllah:
Is this you?

Hahahaha, see ugliness

And you question why he asslicks and owns up to over hundred monikers, the dude is just jobless, he stays glued to nairaland 24/7, he is the most uselsess nairalander i have ever come across, such obsession with stupidity.

Very sick and confused loner, the person who cursed him is at most dead and the key that unlocks his zigzagged destiny forever thrown in the tides of the sea

He will die being foolish, and his worthless chunk of filthy corpse forever kicked and dragged repeatedly along the streets of ikorodu

AlmiqhteeAllah:
Bro, so the ugly old baboon in that picture is the one who has been depriving orgasm from having online banters with boys he's probably old enough to father? 40? I'm not joking this time, bro. This man is an insult and a disgrace to every adult out there.

Na big time disgrace, he just keeps quoting himself like a demented patient, a 40 year old that has seizures with brain usage.....he asslicks females like kilode, i schemed through few of his comments, omg, i just dey laugh ni oooo....such mannerism of hypocrisy

The nigga can't even dress well, see as hin be like pauper, like father like son

AlmiqhteeAllah:


I've saved those pictures. But I don't like deluding myself, lol. What evidence do you have that he's the one? How did you get the pictures? Has he denied it? I want to be sure. If that's really him, ah, damn bruh.

Imagine the hopeless, miserable bastard coming to quote me with the usual heap of batshit. These imbëcile never taya sha. I wonder who placed a curse on him to make him so worthless, shameless and useless.

It is him bro, he dare not deny it, i would murder him if he does, most of us know exactly what he looks like, his name is not even leslie, the fool thought he could troll me with my pics, he was foolish enough not to know i baited him by dropping my pics initially, it is a mind game, requiring brains, a quality our ugly mofo seems unfamiliar with

He is nothing but a useless-loser who feels his words matter in the ways and manners of reasonable minds..he keeps coming back like a Hot bïtch

You know what irks me about his destitution, dude is a loser, a sissy and a pussy ass nigga, in that truth and dare thread,i dealt him several uppercuts, and left him for dead with his blood staining my phone screen and the walls of this forum, it was that bad nigga couldn't take the heat anymore and started deleting all my comments....then he gave me a ban till 2027, am sure he would die before that year, insha allah

Dude be using pidgin to diss, he is tired

AlmiqhteeAllah:
Tah!! Bruh, are you kidding me? Are you fücking kidding me?!

Be sincere with me, you're just insulting him, right? Is that him? Like, for real? Tell me you're joking.

Well i also wish it be a joke, but it is what it is..i wonder how someone can be so unkempt and amass such high level of ugliness and still thinks himself worthy enough to tag nairalanders broke and ugly

Imagine i had a face like that, i would come online and tag everyone ugly, i would asslick and make an online recognition i seek to lack in reality, now i understand his bitterness...life fücked him both ways

SalomonKane:
Goodness. Nice to know you know you ain't human. So, what are you? Care to tell.

Am your god joe

NairalandHeroes:
Here's a piece of reality of edimolu's life he doesn't want to seen on Nairaland so he called the moderators and reported this very post for the mods to ban his tormentor and delete it


So suddenly joe is no longer lezz? They are now different people? And theumbra is now lezz?

What a beclouded mug you are. Instead of minding that half-empty chemist shop with wooden doors your father passed on to you, you’re here begging a teenager for tips onhow to sleep with a woman you met in your street.

Cursed son of an unmotivated ape who failed at moulding up his son into a man.

Emotional, manic-depressive bitch who stalks laddies here for pity-dates.

Snubbed by Lalas247, blocked by marrinie , ignored like a castaway discarded,compulsive registered onanist

Seems whenever you’re under heavy pummeling, you weave up storries not to look like the decomposing decadent you are.

Failure-magnet! Nairaland’s lovelorn stalker.

Edimolu the pussyfaced chemist man who runs to Nairaland for tips anytime he is confronted with a girl offline. Spineless worm.

Why don’t you set up an advert for a blind date or settle for an arranged relationship so Nairaland can be free of your frustrations.

The girls hate you for being a game -less , Zero confident harum-scarum who puffs like a salivating dog whenever a girl replies his PMs.

You’re a brainwashed, unloved child looking for solace and a sense of belonging on Nairaland but the sad fûcks who fathered you did a miserly job of making you hide your inferior genetics.

Unadulterated idiot.
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Shame on you for recycling this...i will litter every section with your pics...you just messed with the wrong nigga, lemme catch you calling anybody ugly

See the bald head forsaken fool

Gày ass bïtch, tha fück, for god's sake, what sort of dude uses a yellow belt on an unwashed coat..

NairalandHeroes:
Everyone come ooooo

Edimolu/Edimolu2 calls the mods in and started barking like a dog when he sees his owner (moderator)

TheMortician has been banned and edimolu is now beating his chest.

Edimugu , what's on this post you don't want people to see and read?

Reality hurts, bro.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6229342_screenshot20171109101747_jpegb43fe9caa52b2d509f7777a889f1a083

Shut the Bleep up bïtch, your subtle attempt at evading brutality is the lamest ever report you kwa, ode buruku

I don't press the report button or tag mods, NEVER, it is for pussies, i don't run from a fight, it is either i toy with you or litter this forum with your toxic-blood..

Bastard son of a whöre suffering from epilepsia

Lalas247:
Exactly please tell them again o lol
Samurai just wanna hop on the matter

I knew u tagged him cause u wanted an audience with him ... we never even had any issue infact thought it was a joke at first didn’t even know ur moniker hence why I didn’t reply the quote ...

As for the strikes comments o need for insults never insulted u ... u can’t cut without it ...

Anyway y’all just end it jare
Victor come and talk sports Biko and derail this thread

Exactly , sorry for the cuss words, i just saw this mention , so please disregard my previous rebuttal, my fight is with fearlezz not you..thanks

manstoohot:
if you know edimolu don't have a crush on you why not correct that poster instead of laughing over it,like a coward afraid of getting attacked?

Exactly my brother, more reason i said most ladies here are very dumb, she could have falsified that at the get-go, but she is scared of lezz hitting her with swords of words..

Let her show where i sent her pm, or where i had a chat with her offline or where i ever called her, someone i barely knew existed...such fückery someone that can't construct english properly, i could have thrown shades at her, but she seems irrelevant to me

TheMortician:
Ladies and gents , he just admitted every accusation I have made about him is true.

He now complaints I’m sniffing his old posts.


Dude is pitiable. Oya go heal and take a breather. I will resume your pummeling by noonday.

Ogun kill you if you run, fearlezz you would never amass to what i already am even if you lived 10 more pitiful years

Lalas247:
Afraid of being attacked lol come on been there done that ..... by who pls keep this stale tactics in the past ..
Same way I have issues with ppl same way we sort it out like grown folks ...
No one is taking sides

Look samurai pls pls pls when u don’t know something don’t just jump in to defend what u don’t know

All I said was to stop the arguing ... btw lezz didn't attack him he only responded
Same thing u have done in the past when someone mentions u for no reason with insult clearly wants an audience ...don’t be a hypocrite who threw the first blow

And if you want me to tell you whose wrong .... IT IS EDIMOLU why? He provoked the situation simple
You can ask lezz if I am afraid lol that was just too funny biko stop it

Will you just shut the fück up, provoked what?
I did that to tag lezz, wanted a brawl with him, the fóòl and i have been dissing eachother for a while now, so don't say what you are oblivious of

And as regards me crushing on you, pftttttt, it never happened, my first account is edimolu, so how come, our paths crossed just once on that pics thread and that was the end of it

TheMortician:
Here is what I made you do. I turned you like a chef turns his turkey in his deep fryer.

For a dude who didn’t have his pics on his DP, I made him throw caution to the wind.

You uploaded a picture of you in front of your inherited asset—a wooden chemist shop but hid your friends face, but when I turned up the heat, you forgot to be careful and exposed the girl for the world to see.

That’s why I call you a bipolar emotional Category A bitch

Before I dub myself TheMortician, disposing of human filth like you is my specialty

Hahahhahahhahha

Time and again i have told you my name, olumide awe, my pictures litter facebook , my picture rests on the bosom of my profile page

Am sure you would have wanked flawlessly on that pics,, post some more oga...it gives me joy seeing you storing my pics on your phone

Ode

TheMortician:
Oya an! Save Edimolu’s soul.

Dude be stalking you for 2 years and the moment you said you crushed on me, he came like charging like a rabies infested dog

Since you are jobless and enjoy going through people's post , post all the screenshots, you have gotten so used to not being smart that it has become a way of life for you

TheMortician:
Dear, Edimolu is Nairaland’s second living casualty of your big, vibrating yash

Dude lost his sanity the moment your olumo ass assualted his visual perception.

Send him a GIF of that ass wiggling in a wet skin-tight gown and you would have helped his tormented soul far better than his parents ever did.

Keep wallowing in self-pitiness and foolishness, someone i did not even remember existing until she mentioned you as her crush, wanting to knock-sense into your air-filled brain was why i tagged you...but as a blind-bat that you are, am sure that would elude you..very slow-thinking repulsive hypocrite

You posted screenshots of a comment i had with her on a "drop your pics thread" a thread created almost 8 months ago, and my comment with her that only lasted for just 2 quotes and you call that asslicking, if you do not post any other chat i had with her, you are a bastard, fearlez you know this was the same path that ripped your mother off her life..

No wonder yoy are yet to have a family of your own, how do you cope when you have been bestowed with such diminutive mind, and a penchant for having mind-numbing traits

TheMortician:
[s]Been dead a long time ago, deader than last Christmas, what we have here is just his dying hisses.

You should have seen how I word-knifed him until he started uploading his own pictures here.

Only two people can save edimolu

They are Harddon and Lalas247.

Harddon needs to DHL his dating tips to him and hopes he can implement all the tricks there.

See how he was thanking him for his dating drills and badgering him for techniques on how to wet his own dick.

Lalas247 should just agree to date him- online at least. Dude has been stalking the girl like a vindictive Fulani for 2 years, earmarking anyone she crushes on.

Sickle cell bastardized ogre who couldn’t live with himself because Lalas247 said she was crushing on me

Edimolu, which is harder to live with:

That your Nairaland fantasy believes I’m more than what you were born to be , or that you’re a green yellow-bellied Mugu who’s afraid of women with a very bad genotype?[/s]

Got a good one for you

Which is worse, a nitwit claiming to block me or a forty year old shameless baboon risking his life on a 9 hours journey to for toto, the innocent girl had the greatest fear of her life after feasting her eyes on your camel-butt face...

She couldn't even get over the nightmares for days and had to table your ugliness on this forum, the broke dude who puts a yellow tie on a black coat, you are a failure in fashion, shape , ways and manners of life

You should seek hard.don's help and stop littering this forum with your asslicking prowess....it gets you no where, you get the lyrics we get the smashing...fücking self-servicer

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So suddenly joe is no longer lezz? They are now different people? And theumbra is now lezz?

Even a retarded-junkie would figure you are not joseph, but every other moniker i listed is you asshole

What a beclouded mug you are. Instead of minding that half-empty chemist shop with wooden doors your father passed on to you, you’re here begging a teenager for tips onhow to sleep with a woman you met in your street.

Pftttt, common boy, bring your stupidity down a notch, you keep recyling this like it should get to me, now let me take you on the obvious, what if i took a picture where fleet of cars where portrayed , you would call me the owner? Standing in front of a chemist shop is no diss bro, you have lost your touch, you come off as someone trying to maintain balance

ursed son of an unmotivated ape who failed at moulding up his son into a man.

Unmotivated ape? Do you just pick two unfit words randomly all for the sake of diss? Did i really turn you to this?

Emotional, manic-depressive bitch who stalks laddies here for pity-dates. Snubbed by Lalas247, blocked by marrinie , ignored like a castaway discarded,compulsive registered onanist

Blah blah blah, infact i called lala yesterday, i know you are stupid, what i did not know is your obsession with stupidity, how is this even meant to move me huh? Well a foolish mind could easily be manipulated

Seems whenever you’re under heavy pummeling, you weave up storries not to look like the decomposing decadent you are

Will you keep quiet, i decide when to dignify you with a response not the other way, you think i take you serious? You are a joke targeted towards my very own amusement, so far ,you have not made sense

Failure-magnet! Nairaland’s lovelorn stalker

What is this one saying? God how can someone be this dumb now, shey dis one na diss tori olorun

Edi.molu the pussyfaced chemist man who runs to Nairaland for tips anytime he is confronted with a girl offline. Spineless worm.Why don’t you set up an advert for a blind date or settle for an arranged relationship so Nairaland can be free of your frustrations. The girls hate you for being a game -less , Zero confident harum-scarum who puffs like a salivating dog whenever a girl replies his PMs. You’re a brainwashed, unloved child looking for solace and a sense of belonging on Nairaland but the sad fûcks who fathered you did a miserly job of making you hide your inferior genetics. Unadulterated idiot.

Enough of the gày talk bïtch your brain has so much being laced with recycling the same thing over and over hence makes you come off as a super-dumb unintelligent-bastard

By our comments on nairaland you would know who is sex-starved , am not here to boast about accomplishments with ladies, Godforbid, but it is a path a shameless 40year old would rather venture in, girls don't want me? ..lol , such laughable attempt, coming from the rejected loner who travelled all the way to anambra for an imaginary Bleep, were you ridiculed or not? i feel you are always in pain anytime you make a clap back, i could feel it from here....

Now fearlez, listen good and read well

Your words put together reflects wretchedness, that poor soul who asslicks every f-moniker, your head has spent eons far up this 19 year old's ass , you would doubt the existence of fresh air, the sex-starved idiot who self-services at the slightest comment of any f-moniker, yes that is how demented you are..At first i thought i could adjust my philosophy for the sake of your foolishness, but you get worse by the day

I have annihialated several of your monikers, you dimwitted côck-sucking bïtch, i keep fücking and drubbing you through the four walls of this forum, but you keep coming back for more like the sex starved idiot that you are, no wonder you bear the same semblance with that bloody-filth of a mother who couldn't resist the urge to satisfy 12 drunks per night, till her maggot infested pussy walls became all swollen and lump from brutal-manifestation

The same idiot that keept begging for 1000 naira recharge card from a lady after the Miss nairaland contest, someone you could have fathered if you had not embraced misfortune, very shameless..

You login to nairaland to vent your life fustrations, to relinquish life's harshness....news flash, you even failed at the very start...

Ugly fücktard

TheUmbra:
I thought I had him annihilated last night until you dropped this!

Damn!!! Edi-malu has been blown away in tiny bits of human rubble.

See him quoting himself choi

Divay22:
Why that
Abeg leave them let them entertain me, since nobody to ready my bed time story for me

TheUmbra

TheUmbra:
With special emphasis on the last paragraph, I'll say boldly that I'm a promise keeper.

I'll leave you here, you match-less, good-for-nothing sickler.

But I'll keep an eye on you, any arrogance or pretence from you portraying yourself as a warlord, will have me put you in your place, that's at the back seat of the roll which is only a replica of your academic woes - Mr JSS 2 F dunce!!!

Goodnight asshole!

Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!



#RealTimeDullard
#SerialPlagiarist
#JoblessOrphan
#RomancelandCharityCase

You are a pathetic being to think i would let you off so easily, calling myself a warlord? You think that is what this is about, i have never had any e-war with any moniker, i only chose to put you in your rightful place...you are an escaped yaba left patient, i give no fücks about nairaland trophy, i feel your agitation anytime you make a clap back

I love taking a piss on your head dumbo, and i forever will, and talking of lexical prowess, pffttttt, you no reach except to recycle disses..no brains for new words

Am surprised you did not drop some parental disses , trying to prove you aint fearlez, that is the most foolish failed attempt i have ever witnessed in months

If you go to bed ogun kill u, quote me jhoor...my forever cherished toy

Theumbra/thefearlez where art thou? Mentally challenged bastard, shameless-gay, deranged fool embarrassing the specie of man

Ogun kill you if u don't respond to this

Bastard son of a worthless-LovePeddler

Lovepeddler bawo?

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I said he is the bastard son of a worthless-whöre