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mhizesther:
Lol.. yeah .but the first one was definitely squirt ,it was clear fluid and it wasn't really smelly...

Oh, you mean you took a pee just immediately after a squirt? And you're sure it wasn't an orgasm you felt, did you sense any vibration on your legs? First time hearing this though

mhizesther:
I get that feeling too and I lost control just once and exploded (Sweet experience) now whenever I feel like I'm going to pee, I just stop and like rush to pee, but still nothing comes out and I go back to continue the mission ... it's so frustrating abeg

Your experience is rather funny and weird

Safiaa:
I always just felt like squirting is just urine. Feeling aroused and then pissing everywhere when you can't hold it in. Maybe I'm wrong lol.

Yes you are wrong, squirting occurs repeatedly in the course of sex as long as the individual doesn't get exhausted and guns for more, urination doesn't come twice or thrice in a row, and most especially not during sex or orgasms....

Nothing does your woman bro, but take note!
Orgasms and squirts are two different form of pleasure, but are interwoven depending upon the individual..

By far, orgasms trigger squirts,nevertheless,most orgasms are not accompanied with squirts and that is because some reach orgasms without squirting and vice versa!

So to your question? YES it is very possible!

But having a lady who squirts and orgasm at both times is nothing but a JACKPOT!

Tyrabarbara:
crappy.



lalasticlala, let's go to front page.

Front page my ass! Idiot

DriveByKiller:
[s]even in the face of naked proof he denies.

No guts
No honour
No glory
No decorum

Just a band of 3 desperate born idiots thinking numbers affect my missile delivery

See how they are quoting themselves like defeated scums

I done die.

Till I will leave Nairaland none will match my diss improvisation or brain power.

Bottom feeders[/s]

Man without shame!

AlmiqhteeAllah:
Lol. The punches and slaps have blurred his vision.

You saw it too, he mis-quoted, the whooping was too much, gave him blurry-vision

BloodyWafarian:
I don't envy him at all. These are just some of the many symptons of a suicidal lunatic.

Soon his obituary pics would flood the Home Page.

Amen to that

He has gotten used to the same recycling shiit like a bîtchy loser, he is creatively-spent, his disses are so expired and outrightly-boring

He wants nairaland, please let him have the whole of it,

DriveByKiller:
is your albinism affecting your cognition too? Or the head banging you received has caused you temporal amnesia?

Your mother is good proof why females should still be circumcised.

The bîtxh got an itching clitóris fathering emotional bipolar mutants everywhere even dropping one off on Nairaland.

God go punish that woman

This one is already mis-quoting oooo, blind-bat...been typing hogwash ever since....no life , no money , no job, suicide is your next resort...ode

BloodyWafarian:
ROTFLMAO. Even our very own Obasanjo would discriminate against him.

Damn. Dude resisted all the contraceptive pills her whoring mum took and still found a way to snake his way through anus, sniffed on enough shiit he ended up with a shit-filled brain...

Dayuuuuuuum

AlmiqhteeAllah:
So they're THREE!

Isn't it supposed to be one nigga operating three handles? Mentally unstable idiot.

That guy dumb no be small, unstable-idiot, see him praising himself, such self-pity...this one is chronically sick ooooo...

BloodyWafarian:
Stop regaling us with tales of your prostitute mom who got two degrees for whoredom and a third one for Mouth Gig. No one's interested in that bit of your family history.

Pathetic excuse for a human being! Brain dead orangutan!

See him applying much pressure on his rebuttals, the dimwitted bastard doesn't know he has lost every form of credibility and relevance

A 40 year old , running dissing shiit at this time , and you expect this child-like thinking-mind to control a family? Where would he beget such brains and maturity? We should all sympathize with him, life got him by the balls too hard, and being 40 is late for him to pick up the crumbs of his life and start all over hence the anger and fustration

DriveByKiller:
[s]Your dead mother read. Trust me!

When you admitted her death altered your emotional growth, I knew it wouldn't be long before you become part of the walking dead.

See, that's why your uncles spared your life. They say females corpse pussy rot first, so they could have easily stuff your little head inside her dead pussy and have the acidic STD asphyxiate you to death.

But they were smart, they left you to die slowly from the effect of the horrors of her death.

You died long ago when you couldn't woo a girl on your own street but ran to Nairaland to bagger Harddon for help.

You does when you become a serial PM-sending bandit.

And you died when a teenager blxokec you off from WhatsApp for nudes.

I'm putting the last mail on your cheap coffin.

Your mama bastard spirit dey wait for you[/s] .

Wey that thrash can? Gbaaam

Behold the wails and anguish of a wounded and dying horse

DriveByKiller:
[s]The chances of you out-brawling me is as slim as the chances of your drunkard father's, pseudo-erect penis making your cock-craving mother cum.,

Your disses are so 2015, generic rubbish...

Take your own:


Your father was nothing more than a career criminal who married your mother as a prostitute by trade. The shallow gene pool had little chances of producing anything better than a miserable idiot like you whose destiny is to carry the family tradition of endless failures for yet again another generation, breaking new grounds by being the first on the family to register their demency on cyberspace.


Nature wants us all to be appreciative of how lucky we are each time we look at the life of Edimolu

Conceived by an alcohol-overtaken sperm lacking Vitamin B12 and nurtured by a cyst infested ovum for 9months, you had no chance in life to be born smart.

You're fated to be Nairaland's foremost, indisputable motley fool cum renegade ïmbecile.

*You're a classless, priceless good, who wouldn't mind crawling on your knees stalking girl on Nairaland for PM

*A failed troll who is serially ignored and blocked on WhatsApp by teenage girls when he keeps requesting for nudes.

* An unlucky glory-hunter looking for online sympathy and pity-dates fr girls by declaring his mutated genotype after he has been serially rejected

* A poverty-enveloped bedbug who still uses a dual see Chinese phone

* A disposable human cabbage who came to Nairaland to lamemt how his mother was mercilessly hacked to death by her brothers and buried like a roadside prostitute

The only way I could explain your misery is one of your father's creditors must have swapped your destiny with that of a diabia's sacrificial goat.


Ask any necromancer, the happiest moment of your dead mother's life was the day she took my black, rocky dick into her mouth. She had gone on to starve your slobbering father of sex thence.

Why'd you think your daddy was asking for your paternity test? I slackened your mother's püssy walls and your poor daddy floated like fish pikin wen him mama waka leave.

Bloody reprobate! Your brother's choked her to death for glory killing... quite ironic from a family of peasants and knaves known for using their fingers and organs far more than they ever used thier brains..

You're the bastardised version of a pure retard.
I'm doing What the midwife who assisted your mom failed to do: murdered you and leave your ghost pending in limbo ....

Unedifying piece of human scum.
Your life isn't worth the value of a lizard's dung! The best you can do is avail yourself as a guinea pig for primatologist to differentiate pure humans from those who faltered in the evolutionary process still carrying 70% gorrila DNA.

Adulterated, skewed, bastard from unhinged mongoloids.

Maddened Chimpanzee[/s]

Such wasted effort, Did not read through, straight to the thrash can!

AlmiqhteeAllah:
The bald-headed wretched baboon is realising his stupidity.

He's now refering to Edimolu, DarkRebel, and BloodyWafarian as THREE different people. So, edimolu is no longer my alternate. Oponu. Oloriburuku Mashanfani.

Jobless bastard with the highest number of monikers on nairaland.

DriveByKiller
WrathOfHadeZ
TheMortician
Shroud
TheEnQuirer
vernomouslezz
TheDarknight
BigBadTroll
BloodOnMyHands
BurningBlade
Fearlez
Timelezz
UltraLeslie
lezz
Lezzlie
lezznjr
lezzjnr
lezzTheRipper
NairalandHeroes
BadBradley
DarkTroll
TheInkredible
Reciprokal

Ahhh! Kilode!!!

Yet with a face like this
Now you see how jobless he is and you know why

AlmiqhteeAllah:
Hahahaha. Chopping his bald head into pieces even after severing it from his unkept body.

Zandar wen i told you he is 40 and ugly, you think say na joke abi?

BloodyWafarian:
Savage! Ever since I stumbled upon his original handle on this forum, I was so amazed at how someone could be so grossly silly and immature for a 40 year old. Age is not maturity afterall.

Dude is also a sex-starved ashewo section obsessed he-goat who runs after anything in skirt like a randy rooster. He lacks home training as well.

If I were his father, I would bind his hands and feet, and sell him into slavery. At least the funds derived would be used to sow cocoyam.

Wasted sperm!

He is an embarrassment to that age, there was a particular thread i saw this fôôl boasting of having a 3000naira power bank? 3000 naira? That is to tell you how broke he is in reality, he even made screenshot of the device and posted it

I pity the kids that will one day call him daddy, that is if he decides to marry before 2030

He has neither the brains, talent and achievement of a 40 year old, just a cursed being waltzing through the face of the earth fervently waiting for his dying days

DriveByKiller:
You always know when you're blown away.

Failed fool, your one minute man of a father lasted longer than this, coward!

DriveByKiller:
See the man with a fish face.

If you had looked a bit better your mother would have hold on and fought for life

Who wants to have to put up with a chemist man's face loolokgike icefish

You can not type correctly anymore? With your rebuttal , i can feel your shaky hands, your sweaty palms as you type in a futile attempt to seem you still in this battle, drips of sweat as they flow down your diseased-cheeks with such trembling and vibrating legs wishing i stopped your torture..this is your doom fearlez, you should save face now

You are a mis-match, i have slaughtered you like a sacred cow, busted your wits and nuts and stuffed you back in that rusted old blown-out sweaty sock of your mother's vagina, like hell i bet your mother's rusted cünt is egregiously-grey and distended!

Useless loser you are, the product of a wasted fück, one who had a shitty upbringing from a dysfunctional marriage where the father was a dead-drunk and the mother an unrepentant-whôre..you are the only existing-progeny of your failed generation and by God i will rid you of your destitution so you don't further plague thie earth with your never-do-well offsprings...fücking shrink

No figure of speech can be used to describe how pathetic and more of a sociopath you are and how you keep screaming the same shiit time and again,you are a fücked up foolish-sociopath obsessed with the name darkenbaboon, one would think he raped your mother repeatedly ,following with a pestle insertion which thus made her bleed to death!

It has never been so hard to process how much of a degenerate you are,so many biological explanations validates your dementia-sufferings and traits of a malnourished look, your likes should live your full existence in yaba-left, you this inferior-bastard!

I will keep putting you in your rightful place,your remains will liter this forum till eternity and will never go unnoticed, you this idiotic-imbecilic retärded junkie, clownish-slowpoke!

You really know how to take a real bütt-whooping..shameless-fäggot!

DriveByKiller:
intelligent man that begs a teenage Nairalander to supply him lines on how to woo a girl he has been going out with.

You should be used for manure I'm your village or sacrificed to your village shrine..

Same fool who had the stupidity to come tell Nairalanders how his mother was murdered by his brothers
You life hasn't yet amounted to dirty piece of rags the village traders used on wiping off your mother's stinking afterbirth.

Same dude who revealed his genotype here on Nairaland to attract sympathy and attention--now all the girls hate you

You should go back into your mother's pussy and be reborn, this time around ensure she treats her yeast infections so you can be born normal with a healthy dose of self-worth and respect...

Glory hunting fuckface

Blah blah blah, try harder, i can feel the agitation from here....baba don tire....

AlmiqhteeAllah:
Lolzzzz. He's posted rubbish again. Same old, same old.

Same old story, please be like me, read just the first five words and assume the rest as thrash

DriveByKiller:
[s]Michael Gbadebo Oromolaran, you're truly dumber than your father who stole and got caught.

This is an alternate account, your main account is Darkenedrebel darkrebel69 and yes you have posted an obscured,
false picture of Chris Brown with which you scammed lala, nubian and Cherice.

Why do you think i added identity theft to your long list of crime? You're an imbecilé of a rare strain.

Idiot, see the long baloney you typed here because the description of the pic got to you.

Emotional idiot with an ego bigger than his body mass.

Aren't you the bastard who denied himself when his pictures first surfaced in 2015 only to call the mods to take them down? Shameless dwarfish goat.

The same skeleton who denied when caught red-handed copying verbatim lines he stole from Facebook.

I blame your mother for being a curb hooker who married the first idiot who ever asked her, she obviously didn't select a healthy male specie for her offspring..

Like father like son ignominy never parts company with them

When I look at your hungry scary eyes, skinny arms and skeletonised frame, all I could see is Satan's last attempt to mimick the creative abilities of God.

No wonder you came to life as a painter.

You're trying to finish off the incomplete work of your physical outlook.

4 feet tall, skinny arms and bony neck with a head so big that when you go out of (log off ) Nairaland, the head still is left behind.

You're inferior to a goat born prematurely,Unsightly beast.[/s]

Shut the fück up, ugly bïtch, you are so full of shït you can't even conjure new disses, i spit on whoever christained you, omo ale jati jati

This is what you look like, oponu

AlmiqhteeAllah:
Shut the fück up, ugly fool. I've uploaded my pictures on this forum before. And I just did on THIS THREAD, a while ago. I decided to bring it down 'cause I concluded I have nothing to prove either to you, or the viewers. After all, any idiot that believes your nonsense is a morön to whom I have no need to explain anything.

Aren't you the imbecilé who claims I am the same person as DarkRebel and edimolu?so, WHY DID YOU POST DIFFERENT PICTURES? AREN'T OUR PICTURES SUPPOSED TO BE EXACTLY THE SAME. Headless, clueless, confused, self-contradictory cretin.

Yes, I deny the pictures, because they aren't mine. You and your fellow travelers in the river of retardation are free to believe whatever shiit gives you orgasms.

But the deity who bestowed you with such caliber of ugliness and physical clumsiness is the most wicked entity in the cosmos.

You're horrible-looking. Even you haven't denied it. Oloriburuku oloshi. Badly molded by the irunmoles. There was pandemonium in heaven on the day you were sculpted.

@bolded,the guy is never smart, very unintelligent, i always tell you he is mentally incapable, his brain is filled with saw-dust, asking him to think is same as filling a basket with water, so futile! nigga is as confused as the street-urchin who birthed him , when she was asked the father of this ugly-from-birth fool.....

AlmiqhteeAllah:
Someone was crushing on him. His grotesque ugliness would crush her destiny.

Nigga even has the guts to call another moniker ugly, he is the most shamed nairalander i know of.

He is a broke-hypocrite, he actually begged for 1000naira recharge card offline, he has been reported to always being broke, those who know him have spilled that countless times, he begs to feed!, with a face looking so unkempt and unfed would you doubt that?

He is a sex-starved idiot, he travelled down to anambra to go Bleep a 19year old, would you blame the girl for rejecting him, abeg see hin face now , the girl had to come to nairaland to complain about subsequent nightmares...

He is jobless, he spends all his life on nairaland seeking attention and looking for who to exploit with his failed lexical articulation, nairaland is his way of having what reality never gave him

He has the highest number of monikers on nairaland... He masturbates every blessed day, now you wonder why he got shaky and unbalanced legs...

Worst of all, he is a 40 year old fool, his mates are in better sections adding values to their lives, but the fool would rather dwell his stupidity in romance section amd scream darkenbaboon anytime his a$$ is being roasted

He is a dirty slob-wretched shmuck