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postmann:
SO HERE I AM:

You just love being fùcked by me ,don't you? You called me from the the deep in response to your itching rectum. You longed for me, masturbating on my lines and literal dexterity. You like being fùcked by great intellectuals. Hence you called me needlessly, unwarrantedly.

So here I am, faggit. I'll take you - in the mouth. Slicing through your lips as you pout them, finding my way down your soft palate, fûcking up that conduit from whence your moronic disposition flows.

You struggle for breath, even simple a word like "harder" couldn't excape your dick filled mouth as my dick pressures your windpipe. Rush of saliva trickles down the floor - YOU'RE CHOKING!!! My shaft does the talking while you dick craving faggit remain on your knees while I ravage your dirty mouth.


How's your mother doing 6ft below? And her killers? I bet they still strut around with their chest up. They know you've never lifted a sword in your whole damn miserable pathetic life. They know you're just like your father. May darkness cover the day of your birth. May the lips that announced you as a boy be sealed when your birthday comes around.

Sickle-cell-ed faggit with mental fluctuations.

DriveByKiller:
[s]I was waiting for you to show where I sent a happy new year message As usual, edimolu couldn't prove or attempt to prove he was sent a happy new year message...instead he goes off paraphrasing in a fit of desperate subterfuge and uncontrollable rage , reiterating the cloud of mental projections in his head and avoiding the allegation.

He tells barefaced lies to hide his shame. That's how serious he takes Nairaland

A Desperate E-warrior-wannabe who has never made one single post in any foreign affairs thread or graced any foreign affairs thread on this forum before today has suddenly come here stalking Lezz as usual.

This aimlessly frustrated fellow wakes up each morning with only one objective in my mind: typing the word "Lezz" into Nairaland search field anxiously looking for recognition. That's how he got here.

Well after professing love , he got beheaded ruthlessly by same Lezz and disgraced publicly. His stalking and desperation intensified.
https://www.nairaland.com/4261998/time-make-peace-happy-new#63757542

After Lezz failed to recognise this psycho he goes on to wish Lezz a happy new year but claims he was just doing it for fun.
https://www.nairaland.com/4263319/wish-five-nairalanders-happy-new/5#64081496


This is a psychedelic creep who makes up excuses like a trapped witch at the synagogue anytime he is busted or caught out.

He still got ignored by Lezz even after several attempts and stalkings to get lezz's attention.

He follows him around quoting his posts, trying in vain to make intelligent contribution and signing off with the word "PEACE". Hoping in vain for recognition yet he still got ignored like a buried corpse.

https://www.nairaland.com/4265873/childish-ways-most-guys-behave/17

Now why would someone like edimolu ended up being rejected and avoided like a rotten bag of human human excrement.

* He comes from a family with no culture, class or worthy peerage.. he himself confessed that his uncles killed his mother (their sister) coldbloodedly.

* He is a sickle cell sufferer desperately looking for genetic solution to his inferior biological formation

* He's a child of two 21st century non-compliant m0r0ns who never bothered to check their genotype compatibility before fûcking like wild animals.

* Edimolu has been stalkin and pestering a teenage Nairalander (harddon) for lines on how to bed a girl in his own street.

So Nairaland is the only flatform the flatfaced, depressed schizophrenic can ever get laid.

* He is a serial, unrelenting and compulsive pm-sending bandit who PM girls like a lunatic and have suffered the embarrassment of being rejected by Romance section girls to the point where these girls make fun of him online and blocked him on WhatsApp.

* He has professed his undying love for bumbae/lala repeatedly and was so irked same girl publicly declared Lezz as her crush. Dude loves winning but is specially built to lose.

* He doesn't even know basic English rules of verb numbers and their noun association.

* clearly this boy is having unresolved parental issues, lack of self-worth, acceptance , social anxiety, an adult still showing symptoms of teenage angst and deep emotion damage from family neglect.

No one is interested in damaged property like edimolu. No one wants to make friends with someone who never mentions his dead mother everywhere online but never talks about his father because the man took one look at the infant at the maternity section and cussed his luck.

Yet he follows my handle looking for the fun that life has denied him, an expert stalker and shiftless aimless fellow uses Nairaland as an escapism out of the horror of his unfortunate life.

If edimolu will dedicate half of the time he employs to stalk Lezz to avenging his mother's killers or seek psychotherapy, his family will have a healthy chance at breaking the cycle of self-destruction that has been thier custom.

So edimolu/edimolu2 plus other female handles you hide under to stroke your deflated self-esteem. I don't hate or like you. You're not worth those emotions.

You're securely locked in a corner of indifference. I have made friends here with people I once didn't see eye to eye, but no real squawks with you.

Your emotional baggage and abused childhood is just too risky to have you come close.. damn, even quoting you is risking contaminating yours social herpes and emotional yeast.

I'm ambitious but I don't want to end up picking your father's discarded baggages.

Remain on the fringes of playing catch-up, until you report here that you have exterminated your mother's killers or bring them to justice , you will remain the biggest loser with a misplaced priority[/s]

DriveByKiller:
Amongst other recurring symptoms of mental density, chronic amnesia, perceptual disturbances and severe psychosis, this "kid" says I wished him a happy new year I thought taking a non-certificate course on my posts and tagging me to all monikers with good diction is this dudes only mental handicap.... but saying I wished him a happy birthday.....phew!!!

That's why I stopped mentioning or bantering with the damaged inbred. Too many genes in him never really evolved as they kept mal-developing and corrupted in his formative years resulting to one of the most twisted psychologically damaged offshoot of evolution to walk God's earth

Same dude who lacks the grace to own up when he's wrong because the only chance where he can get any validation in his life is in his digital representation i.e Nairaland. Same dude i got beaten barbarically like a lynch mob until he sang my song and confessed he was using an alternate....damn

And his 2018 wish was waiting for me to break my promise to never quote him again. Boy did he announce to the world I just quoted him today !!!! Talking about a fanboy gone irredeemably beserk. :oHaving me mention and quote him is his wet dreams and sleep enhancers!

You will grow old turkey waiting for me to recognise You're still having the aftershock of having your mom murdered by her own brothers to the extent you came to Nairaland pleading to be taught tricks on how to lay a girl in your own street. Is this the kind of swat fly with parental neglect I will banter with ?No more!

Anyone with spare time can go through that link to see where edimolu was beaten like a public thief and hung dry for birds to pick his corpse clean. He was Jared at by other Nairalanders and his education mocked as he resorted desperately to divert the feud into a war of grammar and failed hopelessly..He has become more Lezz obsessed ever since. https://www.nairaland.com/4261998/time-make-peace-happy-new/2#63782837
Again, he's still playing catch-up with his ghost.
But Dead men don't matter.

DriveByKiller:
Amongst other recurring symptoms of mental density, chronic amnesia, perceptual disturbances and severe psychosis, this "kid" says I wished him a happy new year

I thought taking a non-certificate course on my posts and tagging me to all monikers with good diction is this dudes only mental handicap.... but saying I wished him a happy birthday.....phew!!!

That's why I stopped mentioning or bantering with the damaged inbred. Too many genes in him never really evolved as they kept mal-developing and corrupted in his formative years resulting to one of the most twisted psychologically damaged offshoot of evolution to walk God's earth.

Same dude who lacks the grace to own up when he's wrong because the only chance where he can get any validation in his life is in his digital representation i.e Nairaland.

Same dude i got beaten barbarically like a lynch mob until he sang my song and confessed he was using an alternate....damn.

And his 2018 wish was waiting for me to break my promise to never quote him again. Boy did he announce to the world I just quoted him today !!!!

Talking about a fanboy gone irredeemably beserk.

Having me mention and quote him is his wet dreams and sleep enhancers!

You will grow old turkey waiting for me to recognise You're still having the aftershock of having your mom murdered by her own brothers to the extent you came to Nairaland pleading to be taught tricks on how to lay a girl in your own street.

Is this the kind of swat fly with parental neglect I will banter with ?

No more!

Anyone with spare time can go through that link to see where edimolu was beaten like a public thief and hung dry for birds to pick his corpse clean. He was Jared at by other Nairalanders and his education mocked as he resorted desperately to divert the feud into a war of grammar and failed hopelessly..

He has become more Lezz obsessed ever since.

https://www.nairaland.com/4261998/time-make-peace-happy-new/2#63782837

Again, he's still playing catch-up with his ghost.

But Dead men don't matter.

DriveByKiller:
Lolz he even had to quote twice with such burning, blinding fury only a great pain can produce. Cheap insults,cheap words.

Your raw nakéd expletives with zero creativity have seen their days. It's no longer relevant. Try movie scripting. But....

Edimolu, you have just too much free time on your hands.

Get productive, help the aged, seek for means to improve your woden half-empty chemist shop, or learn another trade or craft or even practice subsistence farming, anything else but if you have this much time to keep following this Lezz handle fixedly for the past 3 months because he snubbed you, then you have wasted your life.

The internet forum is supposed to be for leisure not a permanent residency.

And lastly, I know it's not within your inner strength, but learn to bear rejection as a true man. Only a month ago you were wishing Lezz, amongst others, a happy new year.

Jut because your peace offering and white flag was rejected by Lezz doesn't mean you should start practising stalking as a new hobby.

Remember, life is in phases and men are in sizes. It will get to your turn one day if you're patient and obedient to your betters.

DriveByKiller:
Lolz he even had to quote twice with such burning, blinding fury only a great pain can produce. Cheap insults,cheap words.

Your raw naked expletives Woh no creativity have seen is days. It's no longer relevant. Try movie scripting. But....

Edimolu, you have just too much free time on your hands. Get productive, help the aged, seek for means to improve your woden half-empty chemist shop, or learn another trade or craft or even practice subsistence farming, anything else but if you have this much time to keep following this Lezz handle fixedly for the past 3 months because he snubbed you, then you have wasted your life.

The internet forums I supposed to be for leisure not a permanent residency.

DriveByKiller:
ah! Even teaming up with a south African to spite Lezz?? Seems you can't get over his new year snub plus countless beheadings.

Typical romanceland sod. No meaningful input even when his country is ridiculed and shamed by foreigners but he finds time to jare at his tormentor.



You're still another worthless Nigerian to these Zulu south Africans. Don't let your hate for Lezz lead you to your disgraceful end.

Jayceon:
I've always been aware that postman,deathlezz and many other monikers belong to a 40 year old virgin called lezz

Jayceon:
LMAO you gibbons are trying too hard

aktem:
10k God say no b only me...very strange experience

babyfaceafrica:
not how far..it is how well

funmisticqueen:
Ah Grammar! The difference between knowing your sh!t( which you dont) and knowing you're sh!t(glaring for the world to see). No time for insignificant gnats whose mouth is louder online than in real life. Eat my dust nigga

prinzetobi:
Sadly, Allegiance lies with another breed now.

prinzetobi:
Haha. Ceaser Milan is a popular dog/animal behaviorist/trainer.
If that helps lol

funmisticqueen:
you dont even know how to argue, you had to go so low as to bring in his profile pic jist to score a cheap win and massage your bruised ego, we know the victor of this tête à tête, and it certainly isn' t you.

prinzetobi:
Ceaser Milan on my thread? Oh my.
Thanks sir.

ZandhaZaraZ:
Let me 'lick her ass'. It's none of your business.

Hanging around a moniker that you hate (and that hates you right fücking back) is a very disturbing obsession. Imagine trolling a lady for days on an anonymous forum, someone who isn't interested in your existence. What kind of an empty, pointless life do you lead? That's INSANITY!

mhizesther:
Lol.. Like I said before, I have sex once in a while, with guys but it's not really exciting.... I never said it was the same with every guy....its just that I'm not really into the sex stuff..to me sex is overhyped. Only few guys/ girls know what to do.

mhizesther:
It's not a lie .. it's always so difficult to enjoy sex with a guy, The orgasm stuff happened just once. It was the second time I was having sex and the guy was so good, I mean he was perfect, he knew what to do and how to do it. He wasn't a selfish partner when it comes to sex , seemed like he had masters in sexology.. I haven't really come across such guy again ,and I'm having a hard time Understanding my sexuality

mhizesther:
No I have never, since that day.. I really don't have sex all the time, it's probably like twice in 3 years, and when I finally get to do it. I'm not really there, sex doesn't really excite me ...

mhizesther:
Thing is, the experience was crazy,it was cold was entering into my brain, I was just lost, I was like Crazy, shaking, and my feet were twitching too .my main spirit was just saying"esther get up go and pee" but my body didn't cooperate.. Then it happened, like 2mins blackout, I was lost... lol