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DriveByKiller:
the only times you're free is when you're logged on as a guest in Nairaland going through my post, studying my lines like your mother study the phallus of her deadbeat clienteles.

Fuckface, I have face two other people here like you, way before you that's any psycho-analysing you is so easy.

You're a dick Bleep, a deranged soul who loves to be on the spotlight with a popular Nairaland just for the kicks.

You're no different form a suicide coward who takes his life to gain popularity or get back at those he/she loves.

You're a creep, a socially maladjusted psychopath and a freak of nature.

What you're doing is just having the thrill of being given attention by any means because on all sincerely, you were an abused child.

* Your uncels killed your mother because you don't have a father

* Your uncles killed your mother because she didn't have a husband

* You're begging a small lad like harddon for dating tips because daddy was missing.

* Your uncles walked free with mother because n man found your mother worthy enough to give the dead decaying bitch his last name.

You will die a forgotten coward like your sizzling mother, no name, no past, no identity.

Just another odd , surplus number bugging the green planet!

buhahahaha, now you have resumed , i like that, u feel agitated and disturbed, that's sweet...i love it

but does it change the fact that this is 12:15am and you should be cuddling your woman or wife?, but never, your village people no gree make you prosper, nairaland is your girlfriend...how many times have you wânked off today?....

please tell me!

postmann:
Curse forever rests on the family from where you came.
Your torture has only just commenced. As long as you insist that I'm lezz, then I'll continue to rip your heart out and exhume your mother's filthy corpse all over again.

Low intelligence socipath.

lezzGoat, where is the torture, i never see am ooo, make i go find am, how come everyone knows t.som and josep.h and ft.boy, who happen to be your major cohorts as obvious different persons, yet no one links you with either of this people except you force this moniker on their mention by deliberately quoting them to hide true self!

you even failed woefully at that, jesus would have to come right now before words from a nonentity like you can move me!

if person like seu.n diss me, it might strike a nerve cos nigga owns this forum and has done much for himself, but wetin broke ass like lezz wan use diss me? i never know ooo, maybe power bank sha, cos he boasted of it sometime ago!D

DriveByKiller:
finally, caught out, hand in the cookie jar, he admits for once I'm his damnable life that he is a quack, a sham and imposter.

This the confession his mother never had the grace to muster ... perhaps, just perhaps her brothers would have spared what was left of her damaged life.

The family bloodlines is inherently inferior, given to quick impulses, vain pretentions and lewd objectives.

Edimolu would have been the brightest of the damned, if his mother's vagina Wats didn't neutralise his father's sworn burning and corroding all vital nutrients responsible for foetal formation and growth.

Now we have to deal the the carelessness of a cheap drunk tárrt, unfit to raise chickens.

It shall never be well for anyone who shared the same kitchen utensils with you, except for those members of your family who killed your mother like a cupboard cockroach!

where is postman? you trying to come hard while he is going soft! can't you both come hard at me?...so you don admit say u no get sense?

at least you don show the world say na only me dey decide your brain power, thought you said you would not quote me anymore? failure dwells upon you as sorrow gives you a warm embrace!

lezz please go make love to your non- existent wife! you are past 40, please use your brain at least once in a while!

postmann:
Even your fight back is as empty and punchless like the alcohol -ladden semen that formed you.

Each time I grant you audience for a duel, you always play catch up. We were never equals.

Your father was a drunk and your mom a wornout village cheerful giver with an old wiggled pussy with a gaping cervix.

She didn't need to push you out. You simply fell out from her gapping vagina on her way to the market.

see childish disses? a diss line common amongst teenagers, fell from the vagina, is this the idiot have been having a back and forth with all along? dude cant even spring up qualitative diss lines!

lezz the only idiot that can starve himself if sleep all in the name of a duel and to have the last say! hahahahahahha..

DriveByKiller:
The fool thinks deactivation alone is the only sign of cyber torture.

That's like saying those who didn't commit suicide aren't suffering emotional stress!!!

Your mother most have conceived you during her menopause. There's no other logical explanation why you are born bread dead.

Or did the bîtxh smoke too much during your conception heating part of your brain cells off?

now he quotes me, watch as postmann account takes a rest, how have you tortured me? could you share please, nigga i quote you at will, no fear, nothing, if i feel bored, i will quote you , if i am free days, i will quote you, and you always oblige me cos you have never been busy, except wânking sessions offcourse, i quote you even when you least expect cos your stupidity never ceases to amaze me, you're meant for my very own amusement! so shall it be amen

DriveByKiller:
your father's sperm is as weak as your mother's vagina is as slackened as Christmas balloons.

You need Jesus more than your dead mother's pr0stitute soul.

Here's the post: am glad your brain has finally figured that out!


What is "am glad" supposed to mean?

Your father's sperm truly lacks vital nutrients that impeded your brain growth.

Disgraceful, pathetic, lying, uneducated shitbag.

Devil rape your mother's filthy soul in hell for denying what you wrote just now.

Bastard son of snouty pig.

Here's the full text.

shit load of crap, see vexing , e pain am,

i will use am again and again abd again, but guess what? like a failed cause, you would still quote me

you have quoted me twice now, may you never see the end of this month if you stop quoting, balless fool!

postmann:
Whattt!!!!

Edimolu deserves an award for enduring torture.

The dude is richly embodied with pretence.

yinmu, when your opponent hasn't deactivated is not torture, torture us not when your opponent richly makes a fool of you, torture is not when your opponent is challenging an entity who hides behind two monikers!

your attempt at reverse psychology is tantamount to the knowledge of a teen ,so watery and void of intelligence, empty headed drunk!

postmann:
That's what you do all day: "lezz is postmann". While I take you and your cursed family down the road of ignominy

just a sentence? pained soul...you go tire, your father died in a slum, your mum was badly stoned to death, lezzgoat, what manner of death awaits you? i hope your death graces front page just like your dead folks!

life rejects like you should be euthanized at best and their skin fed to the crocs

DriveByKiller:
I just have to take exception and quote this.

At the emboldened, anyone I doubt that this boy is a fan ? A crazed, stalking, monomaniac, over-fixated fan of Lezz??

The boy studies Lezz more than he studies his destiny..

Pay attention to your life boy, you're wasting away when all you see in front of you is Lezz.

Wannabe-me faggit!

you will quote tire!

i have had more duels with you than my mind beckons on, if you aint as stupid as your crippled father you would know that it is easy to decipher ymthe way you give your lame and watery rebuttals!

like i said, you succeeded in making a fool of yourself yet again..you just see words and quote foolishly not even minding if it is a bait or not..you should think twice as much as you type

DriveByKiller:
The waste of vaginal secretion called edimolu2 doesn't even know the difference between "am" and "I'm".
One is a verb of being and the other one an abbreviation of the pronoun "l" and the verb "am".
And he wants me to take him seriously when his father neglected his very basic education we all took for granted.

confused idiot, at least you dont call me dark.rebel anymore, nor am i zan.dar...am glad your brain has finally figured that out!

this guy is a complete dunce, did you even visit any place worthy of education, why is grammar so distant from you?

"nor am i zan.dar" in that sentence is wrong?
now this is getting on my nerves, i hate seeing dimwits making an outright stupidity and foolishness of themselves when trying to correct others, whereas the unending laugh is ever on them!

Even your father, i repeat you dead father can't best my use of grammar...olodo

postmann:
Yet you reply with an attempt to match my onslaught on my dead mother.


I've told you, even at pretence your inferior intellect still betrays you.

Takes this:

You're mother's vagina was the village sperm-ban where all the drunks deposit their unspent lustful desire.

Your father, despite his biological impairment was the unlucky idiot who won the race to your mother'sTrichomoniasis affected ovaries and that became your conception.


Your matter was buried in a blood stained pant. She was still bleeding even in death for her incurable pelvic inflammatory disease.

hahahhahhaha, postmann yet gives himself away again as lezz, lezzGoat, are you void of shame? only lezz uses 'take this' in his rebuttals.....

even your "take this" sef na gbagaun, "you're mother's vagina"? another gbagaun!

biological impairment? lezz's usual words....lets keep this up.....after tonight the mere mention of my moniker would send ripples of sweat down your ugly face....nitwitted bastard

postmann:
Not everyone suffers from the same mental impairment as you as was transferred by your gene donors.

Was it by coincidence you employed the word 'beget' just few minutes after it was used on you?

Hasn't this been a consistency in all your posts?

Weren't you the one lezz caught stealing line after line from the internet?

We're you not the same person stealing my lines word for word from my theumbra account?

Even the egg and sperm-barn that formed a low breed quasi-literate like you were deficient in vital components necessary for the formation of an intellectually promising child.

Cursed Elf who lack honor and personal integrity.

May no plant or life grow at the spot where your mother's grave was laid. Let it be perpetually marked as the cite where nothing flourish like miserable son who lacks the mental power to write his own words.

Hopeless nuisance.

he has resorted to cursing, a normal trait of lezz known to all when pummelled...

are you done with them disses already? stop typing plagiarism and diss me,abeg now, you never know who you messing with lezz....na payback be this....tormenting you with my known sobriquet, the fact that you are even hiding under the postmann account proves you being a pussy nigga

DriveByKiller:
The dude edimolu just makes empty cheap rants like the termite-ravaged planks that formed his mother's coffin.

The termites got to her effing corpse the very minute the bitch was lowered onto that shallow grave behind a community refuse dump.

termites rant? you are out of ideas so fast that you would now emanate rubbish from that brain that has the same size as a rabbits dung?

for hours you have been unable to leave this thread, quoting yourself here and there, jobless fool...i just pity your dying moments, knowing fully well you got no family, friend or kids!...people like your are thrown by the road side and left to decay!

DriveByKiller:
chai pity the boy.

One look at edimolu and you realize that if his father was any saner than a habitual drunk he would have insisted on a c0md0m and blindfold before ploughing the dirt-cannal of that dead bitch called Edimolu ‘s mother and still insist on being paid for fûcking her.

You can imagine what a reprehensible bitch the woman was before her brothers snuffed her worthless life away and called it an act of honour.

Maybe she ran off with a village career criminal who specializes in unearthing his Neighbour’s yams stealing her Father’s palm wine proceeds to pay her own Brideprice.

confused idiot, at least you dont call me dark.rebel anymore, nor am i zan.dar...am glad your brain has finally figured that out!

yet your disses are still the same, you just churn out words from that militant head of yours not minding whether they serve meaning or not!

where are your parents mister? wasting away six feets deep...making repeated turns and wishing they were alive to disown you so you no longer insult their progeny!

thought you claimed you would never give me a mention? hahahahahaha...you can't even keep to your words, deserted fool...

imagine a 40 year old dancing around nairaland cos a lady once crushed on him, one must be really sex starved to feel so funky about that!

fûcked up self-servicer!

DriveByKiller:
Now he scurried off to look for lines to plagiarism and edit.

What a dirt bag this filthy inbred is !!!

another gbagaun again, in yoruba we say, shey won fi shey e ni? dem use am do you? which one be "lines to plagiarism" ehn? kukuma kill me finish abeg!

postmann:
The first part of your mother's body that started the process of decay was herTrichomoniasis affected vagina.

It started oozing from the mortuary that the mortuary attendant gave her an indecent, hurried bath.

She went to her grave as unclean as as she was during her lifetime.

Your hatred for me rises like a river ready to burst its bank. Yes, I'll make you bleed emotionally. You'd never forget the day you gave me unsolicited and unwarranted mentions.

hahahahaha , me bleed? lol..yet another weak attempt at reverse psychology..lezzGoat, i have told you time and again you aren't hardcore!

you are weak, your words are weak, it is the same recycled shit, how do you expect something that has never even tickled me in your previous rebuttals affect me now?

your mother's charcoal stained cûnt was the house of drunks, they served their sole existence by fervently fûcking your mother till her walls grew sore and lump from massive dick manifestation!...she was later stoned to death and her worthless piece of skin was kept to nourish the soil for better yields....nothing should go to waste is the frequent saying!

postmann:
I just used the word 'begat' on you few minutes ago and here you employing it. Hopeless dunce. Endophenomena bastard who lacks the mental requirement to write his own words.
Jss 2f dunce.

ehen , so na you get beget again?, your intellect is irritatingly surprising and alarming i hope the spectators can now vividly see lezz is postmann, the same way lezz complains about nairalanders using and stealing his words! like he owns the words! that is your trademark, once you notice being bested , it has to me plagiarism or stealing your words at play!

only if your one minute father knew you would be such an embarrassment to him, he would have wanked you off on the hard concrete of the slum he worked before his untimely death!

only if you can channel this unnecessary energy towards reality, you wouldn't have the time to even engage in a back and forth with me, your mates are either making love to their wives at the moment or petting their kids to sleep and prepping for tomorrow's service!

but no, devil will always block your way from the good things of life, more reason why you stay glued to your phone refreshing your page to await my mention, which you would surely get, but at my own choosing time!

you should know you come last on my schedule...retarded jûnkie

postmann:
[b]Intellectually you're hollow and vague. Until lezz or postmann throws you a literal bone, you have nothing to feed on. I can go on and pick words which you have lifted consciously and subconsciously from our posts. Endophenomena bastard like you. Little wonder you were in jss 2f when the bright students were in jss 2a, b or even c.

so dis one too na diss? hehehehe, wetin man no go use eye see from lezzGoat, ok then, you wey you dey jss2a? how come you have never counted your first million, how come you are so under achieving in the ways and manners of success, yet this idiot begged for 100 naira recharge card from a female offline...iyanma spits!

Your sicklemia have deprived your brain vital oxygen and blood flow that you don't stand a chance to compete at optimal levels.

lol, if being genotype AS means sickle cell to you, then your education is a total waste, no wonder you dey gbagaun for my head, so you know it is has and not have, stupid dunce!

see recycling, huh? i mean how else can you excel in life with such stagnancy in diss lines? dude i look well fed and nourished than any of your generation combined, did you miss out on the picture? Or your old age also disturbed your vision?

But I'll rather talk about my mom. She died a fool's death. Her woes started the night she parted her wretched thighs and gave my miserable father the opportunity to sow his inferior seeds into her stench-trench.

blah blah blah, dude you don't have to cry while saying it like a silly little biitch, we are all aware of what your mother truly is, stop telling us the same story yet again...it is now boring okay? right

She was a failure attracted to a failure and together they begat a hyper-moronic, anencephalic, most efficacious contagion ever seen on cyberspace. [/b]

begat? hmmm, well done, anyways it is boring!

lezz lezz, how is being lonely working for ya?

postmann:
What do I owe this analphabetic vagabond from down under who spawns from a clime where blackmen represents hopelessness, savagery, academic and intellectual incompetence?

Aliterate zulu. Nairaland must have replaced your textbooks just the way pap and cheap alcohol replaced courage in your miserable ancestors who sold their values and yours cheaply.

bastardized son of a cheap LovePeddler, one whose pussy hole is wider than a whale's yawn...your conception did not kill your mother but the numerous dicks she got fed with....face me now ediat...lezzGoat..make i finish ya brittled destiny!

postmann:
Too dumb to spring a comeback spontaneously, aren't you?

You need time, time to scavenge the net like a desert fox looking for someone else's writing to steal.

Your empty post is pathetic.

Hopeless thief. Dunce!

hahahahahaha, yet another dumb assertion, child-like mind you beget... i quoted you to reveal your foolishness and blindness, cos as a thieving bastard which you are, you could modify!

your eyes should be cupped out and fed to the vultures since it has used up its usefulness...ugly fûcktard!

DriveByKiller:
My heart quakes for this slip of humanity.

Truly the boy is a diss thief with a big empty head like a disregard bank hall.

Check the last quote he gave me,See him say “ may a gazillion

that’s a shameless, classless ripoff of Thesonofmark.

Then the other line was ripping off dark rebel. This is the pretentious animal that wants to gain my recognition. Someone who’s life has not even amounted to the slimy stinking virginal fluid that projected him to life.

I need pinch myself to remind myself not all of us are this hopelessly stupid.

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yet this was my very words....old age is rapidly taking effect on your skin and intellect....blind bat

your predictable psychology gives you away at the highest maximum, only if your fatherr was literate and intelligent enough to have bestowed upon you a better educational system and a rare quest for achieving success, you wouldn't be this paranoid! Nairaland addict! Seu.n best defines your existence, always changing monikers like a sozzled-ediat!May your bed-ridden mother be fisted anally by a thousand drunks..son of a "maggot infested cûnt" mother

postmann:
The lezz you're talking about is an old acquaintance of mine who started counting his own money from age 18. A free minded intellectual with an independent, entrepreneurial spirit. He's doing very well for himself now

Buhahahahhahahaa..i don dieee

Your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaadaa

chrisley:
Even wen evidence of distinction btw dem was laid bare.. u stil stood ur ground baskin in denial, yet u cudnt counter it wit factual or pictorial evidence.. instead ur here dishin out baseless assertion

Its now obvious u'r dissin ur overlords 4 recognition, 2 hype ur poignant ego

In de history of nairaland e-warriors u hav no placement

Test ur verbal impact by beefin deadrat or airforce1 b4 advancin to real G's like de great lezz, postmann or TSOM.. lest U get humiliated

K

DriveByKiller:
bro, he knows. Believe me. He's a Lezz Stan who needs special recognition bit his penmanship isn't up to scratch yet.

Dude is just a heavyweight Nairaland idiot who holds on to a propaganda he spawns to avoid looking like the derisory buffoon he is.

He's just another fanboy gone rebel.

The dude you quoted is a complete-dunce who deserves no response from me, he is one of the fewest dunderheads you have succeeded in fooling!

Any observant mind would notice the semblance,Only a fool wouldn't figure you are postmann, at least the account remains the only nairalander sobriquet you would diss playfully, something you don't try with your other cohorts!

Even your predictable psychology gives you away at the highest maximum, only if your fatherr was literate and intelligent enough to have bestowed upon you a better educational system and a rare quest for achieving success, you wouldn't be this paranoid! Nairaland addict! Seu.n best defines your existence, always changing monikers like a sozzled-ediat!

May your bed-ridden mother be fisted anlly by a thousand drunks..son of a "maggot infested cûnt" mother

Sweetheart, i love the way you oblige me anytime am in the mood to panel beat your stunted destiny..it shows how idle and visionless your life and thoughs are! Ode

chrisley:
https://www.nairaland.com/2929399/top-10-nairalands-phrasemakers-recent

Edimolu u kip reiteratin dat lezz n postmann is same dude.. but evidently ur just wallowin in fallacy of self delusion

I'll like u to hav a swift perusal on the aforementioned thread wer lezz n postmann fell out.. or cud it be dat lezz dissed himself on dat thread to?

Lezz, postmann n thesonofmark are intellectuals u shudnt brawl wit.. cos de are so lethal wen u cross dem

De sooner u let go de beta 4 u.. lest de lash u wit more caustic verbal ass-whips

k

DriveByKiller:
Another projection of pain again

yet the fool would come yet again to quote with his postmann account!....i understand what you are going through, you wishing i stopped, i won't....for you dearie, i would gladly embrace several bans!

abeg make i just catch you dey insult any nairalander, you go hear am...stupid adult, he doesn't even have a gf talkless of fiancee, so when exactly do you wanna marry sef, or na sex doll you dey wait for? oops my bad, even your father couldn't have afforded it!

bastardized son of a deranged father!

DriveByKiller:
Chai!!! The shellacking is getting too graphic.
All the deranged pathetic inbred speed is just yadi yadi yadi when he's not copying someone else's lines.

lets see how long you would keep this up...i don't have a job..so i get ya time...you must not stop quoting with both accounts..today is your dying day! you aint worth my verbal eloquence which is why i have chosen to torment you till you develop a matured mind!

i have dealt you several uppercuts in past duels and left you for dead on countless occasions, but tonight aint about grammar fool, this is me tormenting you like a life reject and showing the whole populace you are just a pained dude seeking relevance on this forum!

baboon face...very ugly mofo!

DriveByKiller:
the fool is a lame Plagiarist like those chines IT student with wack imitation of Nokia phones spelt NOKLA.

You saw the fool using coogar's line of being "born feet first"?

Such a pathetic zombie with an uncanny ability to live with his on self denial.

The most enthralling book he's ever read are my posts in Nairaland. Let him go and learn

hahahahahahaha.....when you're out of ideas is when you cry plagiarism...owu no go kill you ah swear!

lets talk facts!

your father was a greater fool to have ever birthed a walking corpse that has polluted cyber space with his penchant for failure..

lEZZGOAT,THE ONLY OLD TIMER WHO IS STUCK IN POVERTY...jealous dunder head

postmann:
What ails you, son? Is it my literal ingenuity or your mother's rotten corpse that waits in vain for retribution?

Too bad she got herself a fool for a son. A sickle-cell-ed mental handicap who is as mentally deficient as physically impoverished.


One of the hallmarks of a fool is his inability to pick his battles wisely. Your craze to mingle with your betters has left you exposed and ridiculed.

You never had what it takes to stand toe to toe with me in a verbal contest. But you tarry still. Your pride, your achillis heel. As long as blood flows in your weak veins, there's always something to type, no matter how meaningless.

You have a lot on your hands outside your mental distortions which ascribe that postmann is lezz. Finding a permanent rest for your mother's wandering soul by doing something meaningful with your life is chief of them.

hahahahhaha, i just love fûcking with you, even a biitvh aint this predictable and stupid, why do you think i called to sobriquet to quote me? hahahaha...na potopoto full ya head..olodo..

lezzGoat! always trying so hard to hide true self, you can only succeed in fooling yourself...you have never been able to best me in wittiness...never! you are very beneath me...cos i torment you as i deem fit...public dunce!

i hit you with reality, ugly person....am not responsible for your wretchedness, you foolishly chose grammar over success, that explains why you aint got a wife talkless of kids

This worthless piece of filth keeps quoting himself,..your pathetic life is the sole definition of what nigeria is going through! we are used to you denying every of your moniker!demented punk

By the way what manner of adult quotes himself? it disturbs the mind to see a forty year old having so many monikers, lol.. you must hail from a generation of scammers or thieves..ah swear

Everyone knows you as postmann now....you shot yourself in the sac the very first day you quoted me and you had to modify thus revealing to me it is the same person..it hurts i wasn't fast enough with a pics...jobless goat

ur lying and deceptive days are over! shameless fool!

fearlez go and marry, please stop this day to day masturbation...your legs have become weak enough

DriveByKiller:
graphic! Merciless! Total floor-wipping.

The froggy will soon come with his loser's anthem that I'm quoting myself and liking my own posts

no go find job...ode oshi

postmann:
Only if your cells were poetically wired you wouldn't have displayed your dyslexia before the glowing sun.

mumu, you have fast forgotten how that dude slaughtered you like an helpless cow and left your carcass all over this forum for the gods to decide what to do with it

complete hypocrite, always shooting himself in the ball-sac...fuckin retard!

now watch as le..zz is gonna pop in to quote himself (postman)..

predictable wånker

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dude already logged in to quote himself, hahahahahaha, any moment from now, please wait for it!! See the jobless fool liking his own posts....your life is finished...choi