₦airaland Forum

puremaker7:
thats what i'm saying... mouth and set the mood right..but some girls ehen aha they can spread their leg at angle 180 degree because of Big cola.

So na you be Almouthy

But seriously sha girls for uni dey Hot on a normal

No be about you every time

puremaker7:
Look @ this one, I have to be otedola pikin before I can get pussy?
listen up, lemme give you some lectures, having money does not guarantee u pussies.. I mean pussies not pussy, unless you want to be patronizing prostitutes
[s] if you are in ilorin and close to post office ask about Lere properties himself, he used to be my agent then.. ask about sleeky.. i'm very sure he wont forget me because I had married families as a co-tenants and they used to complain that I used to bring a lot of different girls to the compound, they jealous despite the fact that I was staying in a seperate self con [/s] .
but have changed sha.

Don't worry I believe you no need to try convince me

Gbefun

puremaker7:
Look @ this one, I have to be otedola pikin before I can get pussy?
listen up, lemme give you some lectures, having money does not guarantee u pussies.. I mean pussies not pussy, unless you want to be patronizing prostitutes

Having money doesn't guarantee puna same way your egg and indomie will not guarantee you puna unless you get brain to back am up

Come to ikotun anytime of the day, it's quite sad that people are paying little to no attention to the government

I cannot come and suffer for someone else's ignorance

puremaker7:
you are right my man, during my university time at University of ilorin...dam! stayed at Okeodo of camp...
I f*cked like mad.. pussies are very cheaper than food to get from ladies but u have to be street wise.

Because you be Otedola pikin, even Otedola pikin no dey talk like this

Calm down bro

fattprince:
I don't know. Maybe if my dad isn't late I would have been a commissioner son by now. And I made mistake. I meant to write I'm from* not finding

Sorry to hear that bro

I've learnt that shii can happen anytime and having money is the best way to be prepared

How do I unsee this
My Gawd
Nigeria should not be existing I swear

fattprince:
I don't attract rich girls. Considering the fact I only have 2 exes. It's not a bad score. I'm finding a humble background too

Jeez I hope it's not a genetic thing

ImaIma1:
For his level of girls. What kind of food is indomie and fried egg for heaven's sake? Roadside dish

It's not really about the food though

Rather the fact he can get the girl

The indomie and Egg only makes the whole thing funny af

On a more serious note though

I've not really paid much attention to my exes family or their standard of living

but there's one I'm sure of cause I was really close to her and went with her and her family on a Vacation the hotel I was staying plus the popsies car was wild

HRHQueenPhil:
I am weirdly always richer than my ex lovers
Although they never knew and I saw and treated them like the king's that they were. I miss being with a rich, generous man who knows how to spoil a woman silly

I've searched everywhere for you

ElasticStone:
The egg and indomie makes girls wetter. Trust me.

This guy is crazy

kokkubabboni421:
What about ikotun market ??

I was wondering how igando market is there but ikotun is exempted

michael52573:
Lies and nonsense. Egg and noodles and probably at gun point. Too. Silly romeo .

Not if you know how to play your cards right

borngeologist:
This charm has been tested and trusted in four states by me.. Akwa ibom, kaduna, bayelsa and presently port harcourt.. Just have indomie and egg.. You will bang the unbangable

Tested and Guaranteed in Edo state

AndSunGorilla:
A new star will be born.

LMFAO

DateMynd44:
this thread still dey alive??
Gosh mehn that year.
God really saved us.
Draei Uzordrew and the rest

I tell you God really saved us bro

lonelydora:
Are you a Christian?

Yes I am

lonelydora:
Who send LASG?


Corona virus cannot beat God, so my family and church members are safe.

Leave our church service for us, biko.


E no go better for China

God shakes his head at your stupidity

Xatoasdm:
Shut up. You’ve not been to anywhere. I’m from Ibadan and i don’t even know everywhere in Ibadan. So how can you call the whole of Oyo backward when you don’t even know the whole of Ibadan.

Obviously Tribalism has messed with your head and I don't have the time to throw tantrum

But Ibadan is the biggest slum in South west

Bye

Xatoasdm:
Shut up olofo didan. Ibadan is the best thing after Lagos. South east is so backward. No social life at all. Very dull and dead glorified town in south yeast. Indigenes of Ibadan only travel to Lagos or remain here in Ibadan. South east is the poverty capital of the world which explains why you guys can’t stay in south east.

Olofo didan elenu sipoti

Truth be told and with no time for all these tribal nonsense, Oyo is one of the most backward cities in the south west and I've been to most

BascoVanVeli:
If this virus stays out of Nigeria it could be a chance to catch up with the world. Imagine if the NPFL is the only league fully functioning with fans and everything. Sorry to say but this could be a golden opportunity.

Let LMC air it if not any other development is useless

MsDoris:
Gorgeous

but unusual LMFAO
op you wicked

michaelbills:
I no hear am for ijegun ooo

Our window almost fall for Abaranje, the sound shock me to the bone

AfroKnight:
This is consistent with the reports on twitter. People in different areas in Lagos mainland heard the explosion and felt the shockwaves. A pipeline explosion is not that powerful (from past experiences) to reach Mushin, oshodi and ipaja all the way from festac.

I heard from Abaranje in ikotun my guy, a pipeline has exploded in this area and it is no where near the one I heard this morning

Danielnino00:
Postponed too.

Abi u mean NPFL?

I thought they were supposed to resume the NNL today

Simplyleo:
Don't be deceived, any crime committed in SE is the handwork of fulani herdsmen. These ones paraded are fulani herdsmen disguising as igbos.

I can swear with abiama, no single igbo has ever committed a single crime since creation of man.

Even the prostitutes scattered across the country speaking igbo language are not igbos. They learnt igbo language for business purpose.

Igbo amaka.

This attitude is why lives were wasted in that Biafra war

Still undefeated
What a beast

do4luv14:
No be same southie dem dey?

Abi one dey last Africa?

Why you go come talk say the guy no fit bench any of our keeper? Abi Akpeyi no be first choice again