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Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by WORDWORLD: 5:09pm On Mar 26
MadeINchenzen2:
leave that thing... u dnt know what ur friend is passing through nowgrin

As long as FVCKING a clean pussy and eating a delicious meal he got no worries.
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by Edopesin(m): 5:09pm On Mar 26
MadeINchenzen2:
b4 nkó !

Why you sef no Sabi cook?

As for me I'm a good cook, 5 years In the University will definitely ignite your cooking spirit

I don't mind if my future wife knows how to cook or not, we go chop whatever concussion she cooks together grin
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by MadeINchenzen2: 5:11pm On Mar 26
Edopesin:


Why you sef no Sabi cook?

As for me I'm a good cook, 5 years In the University will definitely ignite your cooking spirit

I don't mind if my future wife knows how to cook or not, we go chop whatever concussion she cooks together grin
grin
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by bigpicture001: 5:11pm On Mar 26
...is cooking good food the ONLY criteria for a good wife...?
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by MadeINchenzen2: 5:11pm On Mar 26
WORDWORLD:


As long as FVCKING a clean pussy and eating a delicious meal he got no worries.
hahahagahaha
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by Lostz(m): 5:11pm On Mar 26
MadeINchenzen2:
lol... I got ugrin
through a dumb question?
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by MadeINchenzen2: 5:11pm On Mar 26
bigpicture001:
...is cooking good food the ONLY criteria for a good wife...?
yes of course... what else grin
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by MycroftHolmes: 5:12pm On Mar 26
You can always teach a virgin how to cook, but you can never teach a whóre to stop hóeing
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by MadeINchenzen2: 5:12pm On Mar 26
Lostz:
through a dumb question?
Have u met them, answer the dumb question, wise one
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by MadeINchenzen2: 5:13pm On Mar 26
MycroftHolmes:
You can always teach a virgin how to cook, but you can never teach a whóre to stop hóeing
grin
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by bigpicture001: 5:13pm On Mar 26
MadeINchenzen2:
yes of course... what else grin

Well,ur life,ur decision
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by MadeINchenzen2: 5:13pm On Mar 26
bigpicture001:


Well,ur life,ur decision
simple, I urge u to take a cue from a smart guy like me
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by Nobody: 5:14pm On Mar 26
You deserve a LovePeddler for your person and not a virgin.
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by Lostz(m): 5:20pm On Mar 26
MadeINchenzen2:
Have u met them, answer the dumb question, wise one
already answered with the word; dumb
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by MadeINchenzen2: 5:20pm On Mar 26
Sexytincoll:
You deserve a LovePeddler for your person and not a virgin.
that's why I love you cos u re exactly what I m looking forgrin

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Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by Kingosytex(m): 5:21pm On Mar 26
MrBrownJay1:


you do know that any decent man in Nigeria has a maid, thus dont need a wife to be an expert in the kitchen, right?
you do know that any man has a mother, thus she can teach your wife how to cook, right?
you do know that dignity/respect/trust even sexual satisfaction should be placed well above cooking skills, when choosing a partner, right?!

At the bolded, are you also aware that some house helps have succeeded in snatching their mistress's husbands?

How on earth were they able to achieve that feat? They achieved that because they were able to have their way to the man's heart through his stomach.
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by MadeINchenzen2: 5:22pm On Mar 26
Lostz:
already answered with the word; dumb
answer it nah, mumugrin
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by Lostz(m): 5:24pm On Mar 26
MadeINchenzen2:
answer it nah, mumugrin
need help in increasing the pages of this thread?
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by MadeINchenzen2: 5:26pm On Mar 26
look @ it this way, there are two things a whóre who cooks very well presents to u, a good time @ the oza room and a fantastic dish on the table.


A decent virgin girl cannot do any of thatgrin
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by MadeINchenzen2: 5:27pm On Mar 26
Lostz:
need help in increasing the pages of this thread?
Ssshhh
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by Nobody: 5:27pm On Mar 26
MadeINchenzen2:
that's why I love you cos u re exactly what I m looking forgrin
So you think?Stay safe and stay at home
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by MadeINchenzen2: 5:27pm On Mar 26
Sexytincoll:
So you think?Stay safe and stay at home
I m safe, how about u?
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:28pm On Mar 26
Kingosytex:
At the bolded, are you also aware that some house helps have succeeded in snatching their mistress's husbands?

How on earth were they able to achieve that feat? They achieved that because they were able to have their way to the man's heart through his stomach.

bro the only reason these women were able to do that is because THEIR TOTO TASTED SWEETER THAN OLD WIFEY'S TOTO. what do you expect from a man who has mounted the same old toto for years? ANY toto will taste sweeter, even that of some ugly disgusting maid.... thats why you have men with fine looking sexy intelligent wives cheating on their spouse with ugly ignorant disgusting maids.
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by MadeINchenzen2: 5:32pm On Mar 26
MrBrownJay1:


bro the only reason these women were able to do that is because THEIR TOTO TASTED SWEETER THAN OLD WIFEY'S TOTO. what do you expect from a man who has mounted the same old toto for years? ANY toto will taste sweeter, even that of some ugly disgusting maid.... thats why you have men with fine looking sexy intelligent wives cheating on their spouse with ugly ignorant disgusting maids.
lol
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by Nobody: 5:32pm On Mar 26
MadeINchenzen2:
I m safe, how about u?
I'm safe too. Thanks
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by MadeINchenzen2: 5:36pm On Mar 26
Sexytincoll:
I'm safe too. Thanks
Did u quarantine urself yet?
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by ZINIBANKS: 5:49pm On Mar 26
Some men think exactly just like their balls
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by Nobody: 5:55pm On Mar 26
MadeINchenzen2:
Did u quarantine urself yet?
They will not even allow me step out, it's tiring and boring though.
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by MadeINchenzen2: 5:56pm On Mar 26
Sexytincoll:
They will not even allow me step out, it's tiring and boring though.
let me have ur email address, I want to share something very important with you, privately
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by Nobody: 6:01pm On Mar 26
MadeINchenzen2:
let me have ur email address, I want to share something very important with you, privately
let me have a clue here first.Lol
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by MadeINchenzen2: 6:02pm On Mar 26
Sexytincoll:
let me have a clue here first.Lol
nevermind then
Re: I Will Rather Date A Whóre That Can Cook Than A Decent Virgin That Cant ! by Gwagone: 11:00pm On Mar 26
KaideeGee:
Lol...

Like @Gwagone said, you can teach a virgin and she becomes a superb 'cook', but you can never ever teach a wh0re, no matter how long and she regains her virginity. The ball is in your court
Yeah
In Olamide's voice....
You can never satisfy a woman, if you later satisfy a woman?, you can never satisfy a Wh0re, never

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