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heard what dayo's posse did to our Russian Czar. Well, Sukuta Pasu's exit is enough retribution.
Does anyone know how well Alexandre Song played in the annihilation of the Togolese vultures ? Best news i heard yesterday.

Then with the look of someone who had just realised something they should have seen in the first place, Amigez goes back to take a look at the woman in the closet. "Ami dearie, how now ?" the woman in the Closet said with a wry smile. Amigez who was stunned at first wanted to react violently but was too overcome with her emotions that she became disoriented and began to utter gibberish,"the baby is. . . em t. . .kilo. . ", she finally collapsed and lost conciousness as her kids ran to her aid.
Einstein who didn't recognize anyone in the room took the opportunity to get dressed before he bolted out of the building. He ran into the city where he knew no one and had only faint memories of things he had experienced recently but couldn't quite connect the dots. With the realisation that he had no means to buy anything or go anywhere, he walked till he reached a desolate area before he finally settled under a tree to get some rest.
"where am i ? How did i get here ? Am i losing my senses?". He was tired from seeing too many new things and slowly began to doze off. "i have to. . .erm, i ah hav. . . "he continued to say in low sleeping voice till he slowly faded off .

Entrusting a girl with your must treasured secret is like breaking news on bbc

Life sucks, then you die. No more no less

Na your type ? *hisss*

sheer stupidity is what I've been seeing on this thread. If oil alone could bring wealth Angola would be the richest country in the world considering their population.
Let me tell you, if There's no stability, transparency and integrity(qualities totally missing in the Nigerian context), a country will continue running but never take off. DRC sits on more natural resources than any other country in the world but cannot even feed itself.

^^ dominique do you know how ridiculous you sound at all ? You mean knocking out the defending champions Al Ahly, who have about 6 of their players from the African nations cup winning squad of Egypt is less than beating one Liberian club you can't even name ?

There's no denying that Heartland were good over both legs but anyone who has been following this competition will know that Kano Pillars clearly had issues and the tie has been a disappointment.
Now that they're in the finals i just hope they can deliver on their promise cos TP Mazembe are by no means kano pillars.

@Emporoh what else can one do on this boring international break ?

@Crizzy trust Hollywood na. Even before you thought of it, somebody must have already done feasibility on the stuff.
Mean while I'll like to star as the Black lion pilot, may be we can get the Princess role for you. Dayo must surely be lotor

@ Crizzy ! ! What a coincidence !
I'm the pilot of the black lion ! Serious ! ! !
I retired when we started having problems with NEPA, you know we use electricity to recharge the lions

That's why i like dayo, he answers his own questions. So how old was kanu when he signed for Inter from Ajax.
But more importantly, do you know the difference between signing a first/senior team player and signing a youth player ? Let me explain it to your developing nazi brain. Ronaldo was already a first/senior team player at PSV-highest goal scorer for the team that season, so when he signed for Barca he naturally was signing as a senior team player because he was a senior player. So whether he was 12 or 13, he was already a full professioal. The same way 18 year old first team Everton player Rooney signed for the senior Scums(not youth team).
But in a situation where a player has not signed a deal with the team proper and is still under tutorship with the under 16, 17, 18 and has not gotten a deal . . . . , i'm sure even you can fill the dots, can't you ?

O dayo, Sukuta-Pasu will soon be home.

That's why i like time, it has a way of biting your ass.
For three seasons y'all were singing we'd never achieve anythiing with our youth policy, now that It's working out It's no longer our youth policy eh ? Ludicrous

^ Arguing with you guys is like a nympho arguing with her Love Machine.
*Maria Carey blaring on the speakers. ". . . Why you obsessed with me ? . . . .*

Women actually think lying about how much you eat can make you slimmer.

^ true talk ba ?

The first half has ended goaless and Heartland looks to be matching to Mazembe. Personally i think this tie is over as kano don't even seem to be taking the game too seriously. May be the 4-0 from the first leg is too much a psychological wall for kano to climb.
Well in 45 mins it will be official, Heartland vs TP Mazembe in the African champions league final of 2009.

^ Ok

Women think kindness can only shown to one's self

Silly eh ? Trying getting involved in an accident without one

Women go through second christening in University.
Mukinatu becomes Mukey
Falilat becomes Lysaa or Leila
karimatu becomes Crystal

All women want their daddy as a husband. So he can tell give them money and tell them they're beautiful . (monkey no fine but him mama/papa like am)

Women are like the Nigerian oil industry, you know they're making money but you never get to see theirs.

bitter is good for the health.
Women are like used car sales men. The sales man puts as much makeup or gimmicks to sell the product, once it leaves the dealers shop, different matter.

Don't drink alcohol sha. Me Tv ?
Women have rich man radar, the EFCC realised this and behold Farida Waziri .

Women are like submarines, they surface when the weather is good and submerge in rough seas

Current Affairs exist on the pages of gossip magazines in a woman's world.
(they know who Stella Damascus's ex-boyfriends new wife best friend is, but don't know who the british prime minister is.)

Women are like the Nigerian government, it doesn't matter who's in power they never, ever do anything you can honestly commend.

^
girls' "real" ages are like a countdown clock, the further it goes the less it becomes

^ @ porter, why is chicken shrimp the herm not included in this stuff ?

Girls are like balloons, fun when you have them with you but look away for a second and they're flying away with your best friend.

To a woman, a guy acting like He's dumb is a sign on maturity, while a guy who's not easy to tip over is insensitive to their "feelings"(whatever they are)

^ ^ Aye aye captain

BTW, you've not told us your story why you love the Scums so. And even how you fell in love with footie.
I'm sure There's a guy some where in the story, or isn't there ?

^ To round it off. Arsenal is not about youth football sir, It's about sanity in the management of football and a whole lot of other ideals. Youth development just happens to be one of those management philosophies that guide how we achieve our goals. That's why players who are exceptional at Arsenal sit down on the bench for a whole season at noucamp, or players who don't fit in elsewhere find a haven at Arsenal. And That's why we'll not give Liverpool £30million and Arshavin in return for Gerard or Torres.


I hate the week after the International break cos of injury news. My fingers are still crossed though that we scale through the period unscathed. Birmingham aren't really a defensive side as such so i expect free flowing entertainment aka GOALS GALORE !